Pairing: The Joker (Leto) x Reader Rating: M Warnings: Graphic violence, mild torture, eventual unhealthy relationship Words: 1500 Requested by: Anonymous Summary: The Joker doesn’t mind spilling a little blood to get back what’s been stolen from him. Usually, he wouldn’t think twice about torturing a pretty young woman for information. But this time? This time will be different.
The saints can’t help me now, the ropes have been unbound I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground
For coming out stories: I was visiting my favorite cafe and talking to my fave barista/now girlfriend (she's v cute & always gave me extra sprinkles on drinks w/whip cream) when a guy in line behind me started to hit on me and I muttered under my breath "heteros are making me upsetero" and she started laughing so hard she cried and someone else took over the register. So that's he story about how I came out to my girlfriend and also got her number that day. We've been dating for six months 😊
It had been a long enough day at work without getting herself into a car accident but that’s exactly what had happened. The car behind her had slammed into the back of her car with enough force to send her car flying directly into the car in front of her. And she’d stopped a good distance behind the car in front of her too. For a second everything was flying glass and shrieking tired. She felt the hit from behind, the air rushed out of her lungs, her airbag deployed, then she hit the car in front of her. After a moment of silence and struggling with the airbag, punching it to get it down and out of her face, she stumbled out of the car to check on the car behind her. The guy seemed dazed but relatively okay, reeking of booze. Rou turned then, stumbling towards the other car. “Hey, sir, are you okay?”
“The guy behind me hit us. Do you need help? I’m calling nine one one.”
I'm a little freaky even though i'm a virgin. i like to fantasize about someone tying me up or hitting me from behind. some guy i used to hookup with a lot invited me over to his place beaches his parents weren't home and right when i got there he grabbed me and carried me to his bed where he took all my clothes off and turned me over on my hands and knees and fingered me so hard from behind. I came after minutes. and then i sucked him and let him cum in my mouth and all over my tits. so hottt
Request: Alex gaskarth smut; he’s really down about something & you cheer him up (; (;
“Y/N? Are you home?” I asked, throwing my keys in the coffee table
“I’m up here babe” I heard her sweet voice, coming from upstairs
I ran over to there and opened our room’s door, seeing her half wet body, wrapped with a towel. She looked at me and with a smile, but then, this smile became a concern look.
“Alex, whats wrong?” She walked over to me, toching lightly my cheek “Are you angry?”
“I hit my car” I said looking down
Earlier that day, I had to brake the car quickly and the guy behind me hit the back of my car. Nobody got hurt, but my car were gone.
“Oh my god, Alex! Are you hurt?!” She asked with a dispair look in her eyes, trying to see some injuries or something on me
“No” I said simple and walked slowly to my bed, laying there
Y/N looked at me for awhile but then, she undertood and sat next to me, rubbing my head softly
We spent some minutes in this position till she get up. I groaned in protest and she gave me a peck, before going put some clothes on.
“Are you hungry?” She asked after put her babydoll
“No…” I replied slowly
“Babe, It’s not your fault” She sat on the edge of the bed “The other guys, wasn’t at the right distance from you”
“I know, but…” I looked at her “the car…”
“The important is that you’re not hurt” She smiled sweetly at me “The car doesn’t matter”
“For you” I said angrily, sitting up
“Okay…” Y/N rolled her eyes “If you wanna put the car before yourself, there’s nothing I can do”
After that, she got up and walked away. For a moment I felt like an idiot, because she was right. At least I was fine. However, only the thought of my car made me angry.
A few hours had passed and I got up, walking to the livingroom then. Y/N was watching something on TV when I sat next to her
“Now I’m hungry” I rested my hand over her thigh
“Dinner’s almost ready” She said without take her eyes from the television
“I’m not talking about it” I said , pressing my hand
Y/N looked at me and I grinned a little. My hands ran to her waist and I pulled her into my lap, kissing her lips softly. She wrapped her arms aroung my neck, approaching more our bodies.
I put my arm behing her knees and got up, carring her upstairs. In the way, she kissed and sucked down my neck, carefully enjoying every piece of my sensitive skin. I let a moan out, then sat her in our bed.
“Are you feeling better?” She looked up and me and rested her lips over my hand
“At least, I’m fine to make love with you” I smiled lightly and sat in front of her
She kissed me again and and I started to take her brassiere off. Her hands went to my jeans and unbuttoned them. I got up and gave her the chance to slid them off, quickly sitting again.
Y/N left me and laid in the middle of the bed, allowing me to pleasure her my way.
I knelt next to her and rubbed her thigh softly, asking her to open it. She did as I asked and closed her eyes, wating for me to start.
One of my hands went to her breasts while the other went to her clit. She held the sheets next to her head. I smirk at her reaction and teased her harder. Y/N started to help me, toutching her boobs, giving me the chance to pleasure myself.
After awhile I couldn’t continue with that, I needed her and I would have.
“Y/N, I need-” I moaned
Y/N sat up and pulled me to sit too, then placed a leg in each side of me..
“Can I?” She asked me to drive
I nodded and she positioned, sitting on me. At fisrt, her movements were slow and relaxing, but we both needed more. So, she started to do it faster and harder, making me moan out loud.
I felt her walls pressed against my erection and then I started to pulse on her
“Oh! Y/N!” I cried out, throwing my head back
She kissed my hungrily, to hold her moans and then she came, hugging me tightly
“ALEX!” Y/N yelled with widened eyes
“What?!” I asked scared “I thought you had already… You know…”
“THE DINNER!” She yelled and got up running to the kitchen
I giggled and took some clothes to give her later.
So I’m out buying a bag of dog food because Charleston was in need of it, and I didn’t realize how low I got. Anyway, while in the checkout lane, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying it, I thought to myself. So on impulse I told her, “No, I don’t have a dog, I’m starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn’t since the last time I ended up in the hospital” I couldn’t stop after seeing the look on her face, so I continued, “I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of orifices and IVs in both arms” I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, “You fill you pockets with nuggets and simply eat one or two every-time you feel hungry.” I should add that practically everyone around was enthralled with my story. Horrified , this woman asked if I ended up in the ICU because the dogfood poisoned me, I told her “No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me.” I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack becuase he was laughing so hard