hittin; it

“mothman is bullshit”

fuck him up, bobert

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i hate when ppl r like ‘i don’t have any guilty pleasures bc u shouldn’t feel guilty about what u love!’ uh i feel guilty about everything

literally any tv show? guilty pleasure. drinking coffee? guilty pleasure. sleeping? eating? converting oxygen into CO2? guilty pleasures

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

When you hittin it from behind and she turn around and say “John C. Miller ,CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people”