hittin on



“This song was written by a long-legged blonde gal named Joni Mitchell, who I’m proud to call my friend. I wrote her a letter, I said Joni, I hope you don’t mind, I’ve written a new verse for it, cause I’m hittin’ a half-century this year! Have to have something to give my end-of-the-age scale a boost.

Daughter, daughter, don’t you know
You’re not the first to feel just so
And let me say before I go
It’s worth it anyway

Someday we may all be surprised
We’ll wake and open up our eyes
And then we all will realize
The whole world feels this way

We’ve all been living upside down
And turned around with love unfound
Until we turn and face the sun
Yes, all of us, everyone”

U kno that one friend thats a tru blessing….like god themself plopped them on ur lap and was like “here. 1 good thing for u”…..amazing

“mothman is bullshit”

fuck him up, bobert

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i hate when ppl r like ‘i don’t have any guilty pleasures bc u shouldn’t feel guilty about what u love!’ uh i feel guilty about everything

literally any tv show? guilty pleasure. drinking coffee? guilty pleasure. sleeping? eating? converting oxygen into CO2? guilty pleasures


“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78