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HMWPS ( Horror Movie White People Syndrome ) is a serious condition that should be discussed with a medical professional.

HMWPS is commonly referred to as “Why-Did-You-Go-In-The-Basement-itis” and has common symptoms such as:

  • Going in the basement against the wishes of someone lacking HMWPS
  • Lacking better judgement
  • Fucking in the woods
  • Saying “I didn’t hear anything”
  • Denying the reality of the paranormal during paranormal duress 

If you suffer any or all of these symptoms, please speak with your primary care physician as soon as possible to discuss your options.

HMWPS

There is hope.