hit with brick

anonymous asked:

dya not think fanny x casanova [regular i'spose or male] is cute ?

Oh don’t even get me started on Casanova x Fanny. 

I’d write them even. But I have a conscious fear of writing period fic XD

But seriously 

these two faces look at them 

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. 

Fanny is a whole new sort of woman than anyone else he’s ever fallen for and that’ll hit him like a brick lbr. Fanny’s caring and delicate and independent and supportive and sweet. She’s used to men being obnoxious and manipulative and just plain stupid so when she meets Giac who’s intelligent and willing to bend over backwards for her she’ll be surprised too. It’s not a relationship without a bit of drama but Casanova would give his left nut to make Fanny happy so I have full confidence they could work anything out 

So yeah, I think it’s cute XD

Tumblr is quiet. Fandoms go about their business like any other day.

Suddely, they hear it.

A slight rumble can be heard from below their feet. Fandoms look to each other in concern.

The ground begins to break. Cracks rip open the floor beneath them. A bright green light shines out and laughter fills the air.

Through the cracks they can hear mumbling of “fuckass” and something about faygo.

It hits them like a brick. Fandoms began to scream and run in every direction as the cracks grow bigger.

HOMESTUCKS CRAWL OUT FROM THE GROUND, GRAY BODY PAINT AND ALL. SCREAMS FILL THE AIR AS THEY COME SEEPING THROUGH THE CRACKS, CLINGING TO THIER FAYGO AND DIRK STRIDER SHADES. THE RELEASE DATE FOR THE FIRST ACT OF HIVESWAP HAS COME.

[S] FANDOM: WAKE UP

  • <p> <b>every talented musician ever:</b> warm up with low, long tones!<p/><b>me:</b> *stumbles through a 2 octave scale in 5 seconds, sneezes, hits head on a brick wall somewhere"<p/></p>
Bring me a hero, and I will show you 
a damned angel:
Lucifer turned not monstrous but pitiful:
     a seraph robbed of their wings
     a demigod deprived of ambrosia
     a favoured son cast aside and exiled.
The world is so quick to turn its back upon those that saved it
     but your saviour is still handcuffed to the sword and the shield.
 
Bring me a hero, and I will show you
a tired soldier:
the prodigal son who wasted a fortune he didn’t know he had
   the splendor of innocence, the invulnerability of youth,
and no longer knows how to walk back across burned bridges
to greener pastures where respite awaits with beckoning arms.
 
Bring me a hero, and I will show you
a frightened child:
a boy dragged from back alley fistfights into battlefields, 
a girl who had to learn to wear blood like lipstick and nail polish.
a lost soul, no more than ten or twenty,
     a sweet little thing, still recoiling yet from the horror of it all
     a pleading child, still screaming with terror and desperation
a mere kid who was never granted the time to grow up.
—  there are no heroes in a world where heroes can’t die ( j.p. ) || insp. 

“Sankta.”

Inej woke with a start. Kaz shifted in his sleep and murmured the word again. She stared at him. The sound of it sounded alien - a holy term on a sinner’s lips. 

For a brief moment, Inej wondered if he was asking guidance from one of her own saints. The thought was so preposterous she rejected it immediately; Kaz never begged forgiveness for anything he did. If anything, it was the rest of Ketterdam that constantly went on its knees to grovel at Kaz’s feet.

She was about to fall asleep again when Kaz spoke once more. 

“Sankta,” He whispered like he was praying. “Sankta Inej.”

You guys.. I had the most intense Feeli-O’s for Zerhys lately and I just had to draw the Smol Tol picking up the Big Tol and being happy.

reason no. 264 why sans is smart af

Yoooooo okay I realized something. So we know that shopkeepers can’t be attacked. It isn’t a game function; it’s literally not possible. 

When you threaten Gerson, you get:

Shopkeepers/NPCs that sell items are invulnerable to attack due to an in-universe rule that you can’t initiate a fight with anyone who is actively selling something. I say actively because technically you have the option to sell items all the time at different shops (although not every shopkeeper will agree to buy), but monsters will still attack you and bosses can still pull you into a fight. If you’re smart, like Gerson, you can use this weird mechanic to keep yourself safe and alive. You can avoid hostile encounters, and thus damage/death, by becoming a peddler. 

And who do we know in this game that a) has dangerously low HP, b) keeps a tight lid on powers that could otherwise be used to protect themselves, and c) is constantly found selling things?

Sans is literally keeping himself alive by selling random stuff.