hit the pinata


Here’s a song I made for Clarence called Hit The Piñata. It was actually one of the very first things I made as part of my pitch to work on the show. OBVIOUSLY they dug it and I got the job!

Here’s a better quality audio version on my Soundcloud:


Under the blindfold eyes won’t peep
Do it right, tie it tight, don’t cheat
Now spin around, head pinned to the ground
By the bat, that’s the action, making a sound like

Whooaoaooaao - get dizzy
Stand back, lift bat, get busy
With a little flick of the wrist, give it a swish
Don’t miss, try to hit it into little bits
and pieces to release the sweetest candy
Or otherwise some other surprise it can be
Any thing the pinata master fancies
A risky mystery but take the chance please

Hit the piñata
Hit the piñata
Sa…sawing batta
Hit the piñata
Ya, ya, ya gotta
Hit the piñata
Hit the thing harder
Hit the piñata!

Made out of paper, break the shape of
A donkey, you won’t be seeing it later
Coz once you attack it, make the bat smack it
Maybe you’ll smash it into smithereens
So streams of sweet treats careen to the carpet
The tricky task is to swing a stick in the darkness
But try your hardest, and tense your back
Until you strike the target, and make… it… crack

Hit the piñata
Hit the piñata
Sa…sawing batta
Hit the piñata
Ya, ya, ya gotta
Hit the piñata
Hit the thing harder
Hit the piñata!


  • Daesung: can you show me how to get to sesame Street?
  • Jiyong: wait until 11:11, Close your eyes, spin around five times, hit the pinata, and when all the candy comes pouring out just run straight through it.
  • Jiyong: once you're through, you'll meet a Llama named Amber. Give Amber $20 and a apple and she'll take you to Narnia, where you'll find $5 on the ground.
  • Jiyong: use this money to get to hogwarts express where you will meet up with Skrillex who will give you a map which will lead you to a year with journey through the Australian outback and once you're completely lost, you will stumble upon good old sesame street. Good luck and have fun!
  • Daesung: .......that was creative
  • Jiyong: thank you
Joe and Obama
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> Takes place January 20th<p/><b></b> Joe and Obama are in a holding cell.<p/><b>Obama:</b> Joe, why do you dragged me into your wacky plans?<p/><b>Joe:</b> Because you're my Bae.<p/><b>Obama:</b> (Shakes his head) No, Joe.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Did you see the Trump's face when he activated all the booby traps in the office? We Trump him.<p/><b>Obama:</b> I'll admit it, it was funny. My favorite part was when he was hanging from the ceiling and you were hitting him like a pinata. But now we're here.<p/><b>Joe:</b> As long as you're with me, I'm happy. Baes for life.<p/><b>Obama:</b> It's bros Joe, not baes. You're confusing the two again.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Am I? Am I?<p/><b>Obama:</b> We have to get out of here before our wives find out.<p/><b>Cop:</b> Too late boys.<p/><b></b> Michelle and Jill walk in.<p/><b>Obama:</b> We'll stay here. It's safer.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> We told you not to booby trap the office.<p/><b>Obama:</b> It wasn't my idea. I'm the victim in all of this. I didn't know about it until it was too late.<p/><b>Joe:</b> He knew even if he didn't know.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> No junk food for a week.<p/><b>Obama:</b> (whining) But Michelle, that's not fair.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> Stop whining. We are in public.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Actually we're in a jail cell. It's not my fault that the Trump can't take a joke.<p/><b>Jill:</b> Sweetie, just stop talking.<p/><b>Cop:</b> You can go now. The bail was pay.<p/><b>Obama:</b> How? It was over a million dollars.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> America wanted to pay for it. You're national heroes.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Awesome! Do I get a cape and superpowers?<p/><b>Obama, Michelle, and Jill:</b> No, Joe.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

I’m kinda lowkey upset Regina is attending Emma’s wedding alone.. (don’t tell me Zelena’s there…. don’t… it’s not the same)… especially after Emma’s hope speech. I just hope that Robin comes back the next episode because look I know people want to speculate that Wish Robin is dead again or something ridiculous… how painful would it be if Regina again lost Robin and has to sit through another Charming getting everything they could have ever hoped for…she would be happy for Emma of course… Regina fought so hard to help Emma get her HEA. But to the audience it would be hitting Regina again with the shit stick. I don’t want her to be sitting in the back contemplating how her life would have been different if she was allowed to marry Daniel, or if she did actually get a future with Robin before he died… I can’t deal *sobs quietly in a corner* the only wedding she ever got that she was happy about was 5 seconds in a stable before the man she loved died, now she’s watching her best friend get married, all alone and it just gives me a lot of feelings okay.  

I Aint Missin' (LIVE)
I Aint Missin' (LIVE)


Now pay attention, don’t want to miss this
I came up with the quickness
Haters hate that I made it, they actin’ sour as citrus
Walk in room and cause reactions
They’re like “Who the fuck is this?”
I came with homies but I leave here with bitches
If I set my eyes on her
And then decide that I want her
I Ain’t Missin, believe me
When I make moves she’s a goner
Whether Rihanna, Madonna, Lana Del Rey or yo’ mama
She’s old as nada, I close my eyes and hit a pinata
I’m as crazy as Patrick, a young American Pyscho
If I said it, I meant it, trust me there ain’t no typo
Haters keep tryna tell me shut my arrogant pie hole
I’m a bull in the booth, who wanna pair against Michael
I just kept giving less and less fucks till’ I got to zero
All I care about is pussy deniero
Tryna take care of my family, I feel like a young Rob De Niro
I’m the villain, I am no fucking hero, it’s all for real tho’

So guys a lot has been happening since I last blogged but sooo kimber is three and being crazy. Ezra is almost one. My husband adopted kimber so she is offically a palakiko

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

so yay for the family!!! on other news her birthday party was a blast and she accidently hit numerous people with the pinata stick 

Originally posted by coquillages-crustaces-et-moi

so sorry to all those she hit LOL or am I? Ezra is another story this kid has been driving us up the wall and bat crazy he gets into everything and moves fast

Originally posted by gameraboy

Like no lie! we cannot look away for two second because something is destroyed or he is covered in something -.- well until we chat again my lovelys <3

Originally posted by iheartswagdouble

anonymous asked:

He is a paedophile though lmao. Stop trying to lighten the fact that he fucking raped and ate and molested minors. Dahmer was a disgusting man and should be something that you should admire. He's a literal rapist and you're doting on him like he's some sort of puppy. He deserved to be beaten to death, tbh.

He didn’t eat minors you idiot he ate only 3 victims who were adult males

Why are you arguing shit you don’t fucking know

I don’t admire his actions or anything. I also said he kinda deserved to get murdered so I don’t give a fuck lol be happy he’s dead if you want throw a fucking party where you hit a dahmer pinata with a metal bat (actually that sounds fun no one steal my idea lol)


This show is criminally underrated and nobody will tell me otherwise.


Clarence - Hit The Piñata

you will never regret listening to this…


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