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Season 2 hc: Everyone grows attached to Yuuri in Russia and Victor has some Regrets ™

Or: my excuse to draw domestic Russian family + Yuuri

The Great Wall (2017)

hello everybody. Bonafide Chinese person, here, raised in a Chinese household with Chinese parents born on the mainland, to talk about This Movie

First things first, GO FUCKING SEE IT. This movie is a work of art and you’ll encourage more diversity in Hollywood by supporting a Chinese director and production team. SHOW people that we want diversity by making this movie a hit.

Now I’m going to tell you why you’re going to go see it, and hopefully I won’t get arrested. I don’t remember any of the names except that Matt Damon was Williams something or other. They aren’t really important.

  1. I’ll put your first worries at ease. Matt Damon does not save the day. The badass lady in the blue armor does. But Matt Damon does help in a major way. He is the main character, after all.
  2. There are a total of 10 white people in the movie. Only 3 play a substantial part, and only 2 survive.
  3. The movie states right at the beginning that it’s based off a legend. Stop being snarky about the wall keeping out the Mongols.
  4. No romance.
  5. Speaking of the lady in the blue, she’s commander of a squad of leaping warrior women. Holy fucking shit, am I right?

I am in no way a film critic, so I can’t comment on the movie’s general quality. But please please go see it. I can answer any questions in private you might have, just send me an ask. Also, do everybody a favor and hit reblog for me.

LEMONY SNICKETT’S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS IS NOW ON NETFLIX PLS GO WATCH IT.

Pros of watching this masterpiece:

  • Stays close to the source material (though im only on the 3rd episode  so)
  • Niel Patrick Harris as Count Olaf
  • Kronk’s actor is Lemony Snickett
  • gives each book 2hrs, unlike the movie which shoves 3 books into an hour forty-five
  • Montgomery Montgomery exists and is a good uncle
  • this is a great series and everyone should experience it
  • netflix made it so no commercials
  • there are jokes bout the no commercials and other meta jabs

Cons:

  • There are small bits of filler that might take away from the intense mystery, BUT they aren’t bad and explain a bit
  • its 8 hours of content at least so you might not sleep tonight
  • its only goes to the fourth book this season
  • nothing else, my only complaint is that i cant watch it all tonight.

Please go watch the show, I love these books and more people need to experience this story, its delightfully dreadful.

Friendly reminder that

It’s not okay for partners to hit each other!!! Just because one of them is a girl does not mean she can hit or slap her boyfriend!!! Arguments and anger do not justify violence!! I’ve seen relationships depicted like this in fanfiction, books, tv shows, and movies and it’s not okay. Gender does not matter. You. Do. Not. Hit. Your. Partner.