history of the world part 1

{PART 22} I Won’t Stop You (M) // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; You hear the great history of Vampires as you have never heard it before. But as the door into Jungkook’s world is opened wide for you - many more open in turn. Jungkook finds himself overwhelmed with anger - and that anger turns into something you least expected.

“His love and protection were both her weapon and shield. She didn’t belong or willingly surrender to anyone; anyone that was, except him.”

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time) 

{Part 1} // {Part 21} {Part 22} {Part 23}

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ROMAN PUNISHMENT
  • Rome: Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
  • Germania, Chibi Prussia, Chibitalia and Chibimano: *raise their hands*
  • Rome: OK, you, you had your hand up first.
  • Germania: Death by torture!
  • Rome: Nooo. You?
  • Prussia: Crucifixion!
  • Rome: Wrong! You?
  • Romano: They shove a living snake up your arse!
  • Rome: Whew, ahh. No, but that's very creative!
  • Germania: They send you to the lions!
  • Rome: Right!
  • Italy: No!
  • Rome: Whaddaya mean, no? He was right! They send you to the lions!

Yesterday, the Wizarding World welcomed the season with the Summer Spell Ministry Gala, a spectacular beneficent ball sponsored by the Daily Prophet. It was an evening for dancing, drinking and, for our Saviour, coming out of the closet, apparently.

After his impeccable speech, which will be reprised on the WWN at 5pm tomorrow, before Witching Hour, Mr. Potter retreated briefly to the VIP table to chat with several acquaintances from Hogwarts, but soon was nowhere to be seen. One of the many photographers present during the event got this unbelievable snap in the gardens of the Shacklebolt Manor.

If you’re a fan of Mr. Potter, it’s probably old news that he has not dated publicly at all for the past two years, so to say it comes as a surprise he was caught kissing a man would be an understatement. He never fails to surprise us!

Many of you are probably thinking the man in question is a much more pressing matter than the fact Potter decided to date a wizard, right?

Draco Malfoy, only heir to the family fortune, has been absent from the news since the Great Trials, having only recently returned from France with a Potions Master’s degree from the famous La Voisin Institute. We have information he’s currently training at St. Mungo’s to become a certified Healer.

“It’s not just his family’s history and bad name,” said our source, a school mate from class of 91’. “Potter and Malfoy used to fight all the time when we were in school! I just don’t get how you go from that to kissing in public… it’s mad.”

Well, we couldn’t agree more. But the Wizarding World can rest assured that, no matter the repercussions of last night, we’ll be here to keep you updated as we have been doing since 1743.

At the closing of this edition, Draco Malfoy has yet to reply to our letters and Mr. Potter’s spokesperson sent a brief “no comment” official note.

(Part 1)

The ultimate masterpost

**This is a list of helpful sites pulled from multiple masterposts. I will be updating this as I find new things.** 

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SAT/ACT

ACT Masterpost
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For every high school student studying an AP test 
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Study guides

AP’s Specific

Art History
Smarthistory: a multimedia web-book about art and art history
Course-notes
Barrons pdfs

Biology
AP Biology Exam Guide
Chapter Review
Giant Review Sheet
Crash Course 

Calculus AB & BC
Cheatsheet (AB & BC)
Stuff You MUST Know Cold for AP Calc (AB)
If you see that, do this (AB)

Chemistry
AP Chemistry Notes
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Quick Review
Periodic Table

Comparative Government and Politics
Government Comparisons
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Computer Science
Review: Part 1

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French Language
Cram packet

Human Geography
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Every Graph You Need To Know (YouTube)
Cram packet

Microeconomics
Study guide

Psychology 
sparknotes study guide
hella good review sheets
ton of flashcards woah
mind map of social psych
rough outline of the year
psychologists to know
crash course ~ hank green
intro to psych post
free textbook resources
study playlists help u
bunch of review materials
very good cram packet
lots of notes from a post
outline of erikson’s theory
mind map of disorders
how to stay motivated!!

Physics B & C
Equations (C Mech)
Unit Notes ©
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Statistics
Cram packet
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AP Stats formulas

U.S. Government
Cheat Sheet
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Tom Richey 

U.S. History
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can’t find the right word?
Hemingway an online editor (It’s awesome)

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Citing
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College tips
make a to do+doing+done board (I just did this and it is very helpful)
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popular new headlines - newsmap.jp
ted.com
speed read - spreeder.com
white noise - simplynoise.com
plan sleep time - sleepyti.me
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planetebook.com/ebooks 
readanybook.com
prezi.com 
collegepackinglist.com
Tips for college freshman
Know before college 
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Productivity 
30/30 (app)
Essential productivity apps for any student*
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StayFocusd
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The science of productivity (video)
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7 brain hacks to improve your productivity (video)
The simple science of getting more done (in less time)
Productivity tips
About power naps
How to pull an all-nighter effectively

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Answering multiple choice questions
Apps for students
Basics for Efficient Studying
BBC Bitesize
Calculators
Check spelling and grammar
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Learning how to study
Making a good study guide
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Momentum- Be motivated and organised.
Note taking like a pro
Notetaking Strategies
Online calculator
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Presentation Zen- A blog that helps you with your presentations.
Productive Study Break Tips
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The Work-Progress Journal
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How to Organize Your Workspace

Stress Reliefs/Relaxng
stress analyst - relaxonline
calm.com
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self-care tips
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softest legs
feel better
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Panic & Anxiety Masterpost
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Feelings Masterpost

Useful Stuff
plan, budget, and manage daily finances
How to take a Standardized Test
How to Master Excel
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What you didn’t learn in high school

IDK what to put these under but they're helpful too
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Scholarship Masterpost

8/17/2015: Updated some parts. Alphabetized the study section and added in new links. If at any point you want something added in that isn’t here just send me an ask or submit it in the submit box.

6/1/2016: Currently working on the issue of the links disappearing. Hopefully I’ll have it fixed 

WWII Firearms in Iraq Part 2

Part 1 // Part 3

In the 2003 invasion of Iraq and subsequent occupation by American forces, history wormed its way into the hands of insurgents, who used whatever weapons they could lay hands on to fight the invaders. It was not uncommon to find firearms better suited for the museum than the battlefield.

PPSh-41. The Soviet Union’s primary submachine gun of World War II. With a rate of fire up to 1000 rpm, the PPSh gave Soviet soldiers volumes of firepower that German soldiers couldn’t compete with. Some six million PPSh’s were manufactured by the USSR between 1941-1947, and China made several million more, making the PPSh one of the world’s most produced firearms. No wonder it can be found in most conflicts.

TACTICAL.

With 1000 rpm, you can really saturate a room.

SQUAD UP.

StG-44. The world’s first assault rifle, the Stg-44 was the pinnacle of German firearms technology at the time. The StG-44 had a rocky start, firearms designers forced to call it a submachine gun in order to thwart Hitler, who did not care for the kurz bullet concept and only wanted more SMGs. However, when Hitler finally saw the StG-44 in action (under the guise of MP44) he gave his consent for its full manufacture and christened it the “Sturmgewehr:” storm rifle. Although the StG-44 could not turn the tide of battle, it was the basis for every combat rifle today.

This could be in 1991 or 2003. 

Photographic quality was kind of in a nebulous area around those time periods.

MG42. A true general purpose machine gun, the MG42 was one of the outstanding weapons of the war, with proven reliability, durability, simplicity and ease of manufacture. To this day the MG42 sees service as the MG3, and is virtually unchanged.

MG42 with a M1919, RPK, SG-43 and PPSh.

MP40. Of course.

Wz. 35. If I’m not mistaken, this is THE Wz. 35; a Polish anti-tank rifle that was so secret that until mobilization in 1939, the combat-ready rifles were held in closed crates enigmatically marked: “Do not open! Surveillance equipment!” Unlike other anti-materiel rifles of the time, the Wz. 35 did not use an armor-piercing bullet with a hard core, but rather a lead core, full metal jacket bullet. Due to the high muzzle velocity this was effective even under shallow angles, as instead of ricocheting, the bullet would “stick” to the armor and punch a roughly 20 mm diameter hole.

Less than 10 examples of the Wz. 35 still exist, making this an extremely rare and valuable firearm to both collectors and museums.

Hamilton  songs explained by my friend
  • Alexander Hamilton: "did they just rhyme father with father and farther?"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "this antisocial man is so done with this overeager puppy and this random ass boyband"
  • My Shot: the overeager puppy joins the boyband. somehow becomes the front man of the band. they gain lots of fans.
  • The Story of Tonight: The boyband covers a song from les mis???
  • The Schuyler Sisters: WHERES YOUR GOD NOW @ boyband.
  • Farmer Refuted: boyband has a hater. Front man puppy roasts hater before he can he even start to talk.
  • You'll be back: to be sung draped over a piano with with champagne fake crying into a handkerchief
  • Right Hand Man: "there's a moment you know... you're fucked. aND THATS RN PEOPLE I SWEAR TO GOD.
  • A Winters Ball: "20 year old males who drink are gross and do gross 20 year old drunk male things"
  • Helpless: "this could be the start of something new it feels so right being here with you"
  • Satisfied: "I've done fucked up"
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: the boyband gets drunk and harass the antisocial man (again)
  • wait for it: the song that could get away with going on the radio
  • Stay Alive: tfw ur dad doesn't trust you to lead an army #relatable
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "Revolutionary men have fragile pride and I don't know why they were trusted with guns"
  • Meet Me Inside: "the puppy gets fired because he got mad that his father figure acknowledges the fact that he's a father figure"
  • That Would Be Enough: "you're not even a father figure you're a legit father"
  • Guns and Ships: "surprise bitch, tis I le baguette here to win the war"
  • history has it's eyes on you: I fucked up once. and now it's your turn to.
  • Yorktown (the world turned upside down): surprise BITch (part 2) herCULES MULLIGAN-
  • What comes next?: I'm petty as shit.
  • Dear Theodosia: "Burr imma let you finish but, loOk AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: the puppy and boyband have been separated since the war so the puppy decides to go into law then government
  • What'd I miss: the war??? wtf???
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "I know more than you" -Ron Swanson
  • Take A Break: use your fucking commas and don't use child actors to play your children
  • Say No to This: ... you are singing the word "no" you should be able to say it
  • The Room Where it Happens: the banjo turn up of the century
  • Schuyler Defeated: antisocial man and the puppy have a falling out
  • Cabinet Battle #2: (sips tea) (slowly puts it down and turns)..... you must be out of yoUR GODDAMN MIND IF YOU THINK-
  • Washington on your side: I am ready to throw punches
  • One Last Time: I'm tired... I think I'm gonna go home now.
  • I Know Him: The John Adams Roast begins
  • The Adams Administration: The Roast continues
  • We Know: well fuck,we actually didn't know
  • Hurricane: I will roast myself and save everyone else the trouble of doing it.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "YOU MUsT BE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND" -Angelica, and literally the whole cast
  • Burn: I have no words, only tears.
  • Blow us all away: you thought it would be okay... you were wrong.
  • Stay Alive (reprise): tears intensify
  • It's Quiet Uptown: full fledged sobbing 2 minutes into the song
  • The Election of 1800: ham and jefferson roast burr to the point of no return
  • Your Obedient Servant: the slightly bitchy passive aggressive anthem
  • Best Of Wives, Best of Women: a single tear because we all know what's gonna happen next
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "most disputes die and no one shoots" is the biggest goddamn lie in the show
  • Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story: hello death I welcome thee.

anonymous asked:

Lis! Would you mind combining your fics (longshot, wips, one shots) and their artwork/links/bio in one post?

Dance to the Distortion

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 10/10

Words: 97K

SummaryLouis accidentally breaks Harry’s camera lens and in order to get it fixed, they decide to participate in a romantic couples study. The only issue is that they are not actually couple. Well that and the fact they cannot stand each other. 

The Night Sky is Changing Overhead

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 11/11

Words: 124,832

Summary : Harry is a tattoo artist, Louis is a drama professor, and they meet when Louis steals Harry’s coffee order.

Resist Everything Except Temptation

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 10/10

Words: 100,118

Summary : Louis is the commodore’s son who is forced to become a part of Harry’s crew when gets captured.

For Doves and Sparrows

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/10

Words: 6,644/100k (roughly)

Summary : Sequel to Resist Everything Except Temptation  One year later. A pirate with a gluttonous thirst for vengeance, set’s their sights on Captain Styles’ little dove, Louis Tomlinson.  

Chasing Empty Spaces

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 7/10

Words: 54,730/90k (roughly)

Summary : The year is 1934 and Harry Styles was to inherent the largest tobacco firm in the south. His parents have picked out the “perfect” girl for him to marry and he has the privilege of receiving the highest education possible. The problem was, Harry hadn’t realized he didn’t actually want any part of that future until he met a mechanic named, Louis Tomlinson.

Laced With Starlight

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/10

Words: 5k/80k (roughly)

Summary : Ever since the moon made her first ascent into the oblivion of the sky, the truths of the world had been inscribed with opalescent starlight. Along every constellation, there were tales of Gods and Goddesses alike. Each star beheld a stake of history, stories filled with lust, gluttony, and at times, adoration. Towards the left of Pluto, Louis’ story would be adorned by the same brilliant light. It was the truth of the god of mischief, son of the underworld.  

Boys Fall Like Dominoes

Words: 6,782

Summary : Harry slips into an early heat while riding the tube. Naturally, that’s when he meets Louis.

Call Me Shallow But I’m Only Getting Deeper

Words: 7,367

Summary : The one where Louis is a brat so Harry spanks him with a riding crop.

Worlds Away

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 7,276

Summary: Astronaut au where Louis is staying on the international space station and Harry is on earth working ground control and he and Louis have really quiet late night chats after most of the workers are gone and get to know each other in the biggest long distance relationship u could ever have…then eventually Louis comes back to earth and they have a beautiful meeting

Judge’s Favorite

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 3,736

Summary : Louis is a judge on The Voice UK and Harry is promoting his single, so he pretends to audition. None of the judges know, especially Louis, who thinks that he is in Paris doing promotional work.

RUSH CRUSH

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words:  7,212

Summary : “Anonymous: Okay so. In sororities when you’re adding new sisters it’s called rush and during rush you can have a “rush crush” which is basically just a girl that you like a lot as a person and you hope they end up in your sorority etc but basically I need a fic where Louis, as an already existing sorority girl, takes rush crush a little too seriously.”

Your Silhouette Over Me

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 1/1

Words : 6,823

Summary : The one where Louis went out one night after work, wanting to get laid, and then ended up meeting a bartender named Harry Styles.

Every Gravity Falls Episode Descibed In ONE Sentence
  • <p> <b>Tourist Trapped:</b> Norman turns out to be gnomes that want Mabel for their queen<p/><b>The Legend of the Gobblewonker:</b> The gang hunts for a legendary sea monster<p/><b>Headhunters:</b> Dipper and Mabel hunt for a missing wax head<p/><b>The Hand That Rocks the Mabel:</b> A psychic kid named Gideon falls for Mabel and starts hating on the Pines<p/><b>The Inconveniencing:</b> The twins and the teens explore a haunted convenience store and Stan gets emotional over an old soap opera<p/><b>Dipper Vs. Manliness:</b> Dipper tries to prove his manliness and Mabel helps Grunkle Stan win Lazy Susan's heart<p/><b>Double Dipper:</b> Dipper clones himself and Mabel defends her new friends Candy and Grenda<p/><b>Irrational Treasure:</b> The twins set out to find out who the real founder of Gravity Falls was<p/><b>The Time Traveler's Pig:</b> Mabel wins a pig and Dipper tries to correct his mistake with a time traveling tape<p/><b>Fight Fighters:</b> Dipper brings an arcade character to life to defend him and Mabel tries to help Stan get over his fear of heights<p/><b>Little Dipper:</b> Dipper makes a shrinking device and Gideon returns for revenge on the Pines<p/><b>Summerween:</b> The gang encounters a summerween monster and Stan tries to scare some kids<p/><b>Boss Mabel:</b> Mabel runs the shack for three days after making a bet with Stan while Stan goes on Cash Wheel to win money<p/><b>Bottomless Pit!:</b> The gang tells stories while falling in a bottomless pit<p/><b>The Deep End:</b> Mabel helps a merman escape a public pool and Dipper gets a job as an assistant lifeguard to hang with Wendy<p/><b>Carpet Diem:</b> The twins fight for a key to a room and switch bodies and Soos switches bodies with Waddles<p/><b>Boyz Crazy:</b> Mabel and her friends help a boy band of clones escape and Dipper and Stan try to save Wendy from Robbie's brainwashing music<p/><b>Land Before Swine:</b> The gang goes to save Waddles from a pterodactyl in an underground cavern with preserved dinosaurs<p/><b>Dreamacaperers:</b> The gang meets a dream demon and head into Stan's mind to stop him from getting the code to the deed of the Mystery Shack for Gideon<p/><b>Gideon Rises:</b> Gideon wins the shack and the twins try to get it back from him<p/><b>Scary-oke:</b> Dipper summons zombies that trash the Mystery Shack is back party<p/><b>Into the Bunker:</b> The gang head into the author's underground bunker and encounter a shapeshifter<p/><b>The Golf War:</b> Mabel and Pacifica compete in a golf off<p/><b>Sock Opera:</b> Mabel tries to impress a boy with a puppet show and Bill takes over Dipper's body<p/><b>Soos and the Real Girl:</b> Soos gets a dating simulator to help him talk to girls and it turns out to be evil<p/><b>Little Gift Shop of Horrors:</b> Stan tells stories to an unknown stranger<p/><b>Society of the Blind Eye:</b> The gang encounters a secret society of mind-erasers and McGucket's past is discovered<p/><b>Blendin's Game:</b> Blendin challenges the twins to a future battle called Globnar and the twins' try to fix Soos' birthday<p/><b>The Love God:</b> Mabel uses a love god's potion and makes Robbie and Tambry fall in love<p/><b>Northwest Mansion Mystery:</b> A lumberjack ghost seeks revenge on the Northwests and Mabel, Candy and Grenda attempt to win over a Prince from Austria<p/><b>Not What He Seems:</b> The twins question Stan's identity and the author is revealed<p/><b>A Tale of Two Stans:</b> Stan and Ford talk about their past<p/><b>Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons:</b> Dipper and Ford bond over a nerd game and Stan accidentally summons the evil wizard of that game and his gang<p/><b>The Stanchurian Candidate:</b> Stan runs for mayor of Gravity Falls against Bud Gleeful<p/><b>The Last Mabelcorn:</b> Mabel and her friends go on a quest to get some unicorn hair and Ford's history with Bill is discovered<p/><b>Roadside Attraction:</b> Stan takes the kids on a road trip to prank some attractions and Dipper attempts to flirt with girls<p/><b>Dipper and Mabel Vs. The Future:</b> Dipper and Ford explore the alien ship for an adhesive and Mabel grows fearful for the future<p/><b>Weirdmageddon Part 1:</b> The apocolypse begins and Dipper and Wendy try to get past Gideon to reach Mabel's bubble, who soon reforms himself<p/><b>Weirdmageddon 2 Escape From Reality:</b> Dipper, Wendy and Soos try to save Mabel from the bubble<p/><b>Weirdmageddon 3 Take Back the Falls:</b> After a long fight, Stan eventually is the one to save the world from Bill and everyone lives happily ever after :)<p/></p>

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: in the year 2016, the chicago cubs, after a 108 year long drought, won the world series in one of the greatest game sevens in the history of the united states. after being down 3 games to 1, the chicago cubs came back to win game five, and then game six with a whopping 9 runs to 3, thanks in part to a historic grand slam by addison russel in the top of the third. finally reaching the tie-breaking, nail-biting, long-awaited game seven, the cubs took an early lead with a home run from dexter fowler on the fourth pitch of the game. not only was this the first ever leadoff home run in the 7th game of a world series, but dexter fowler was also the first black cubs player to play in a world series. during the majority of the game, the cubs maintained a solid lead until the eighth inning, when, much to the dismay of cubs fans all over the world, indians’ rajai davis hit a tying two run home run against aroldis chapman. suspecting the dreaded curse had returned, many cubs fans at this time were at a loss for words, preparing themselves for the all too familiar feeling of crushing defeat. however, a seventeen minute rain delay, perhaps heralded by The Baseball Gods themselves, gave the cubs a chance to regroup and take the lead in the 10th inning after an MVP winning double by ben zobrist and another single thanks to miguel montero. finally, in the bottom of the 10th, kris bryant, arguably the most handsome baseball player, made the last out, expertly fielding a ground ball to third-base and throwing true (even after slipping a little) to his boyfriend, anthony rizzo. the cubs beat the indians 8 to 7. previously, only five teams had ever won the world series after being down 3 games to 1 in the history of baseball (the first world series being in 1903), and the chicago cubs are now the 6th.