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The General’s Attention (George Washington x Male!Reader)

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Anonymous said: Yo, its the Wash X Male!reader anon XD Could you maybe of your comfortable write smut for Wash and reader? Like maybe Wash had thought Reader had died and when Reader returns Wash takes his time making love to him?

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A/N: Aye, always up for washingdad! But pls be gentle with me, dis my first smut (kinda)

TW: smut, badly written cannon-era, probs historically innacurate (i apologize to every American ever)

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Book Review: My Lady Jane

4 out of 5 stars

I have so many feelings about this book. It left me smiling, feeling warm and fuzzy inside but also a little sad.

My Lady Jane is an alternate retelling of the historical story of Lady Jane Grey who was Queen of England for 9 days before she was beheaded. 

It’s a wonderful world where people can transform into animals and are called Eoians. It was a very happy and whimsical story about youth, love, and magical shapeshifting humans.

I am now very sad that the real Lady Jane Grey died such a horrible death. But I am also very grateful for the authors of this book presenting this horribly innacurate historical account of what happened, and giving Jane and her friends a happy ending. I am so happy that she gets a happy ending. 

Can y’all tell I suck at reviews?

That fic rec post nobody asked for.

Actually, littlegelen did. Blame her. This is a random list of fics I bookmarked and saved over the years. Nothing special, really, so curb your enthusiasm.

SHIP: STILES/DEREK (everyone and their mom has already read every single one of these)

Only way to be sure, kellifer_fic 
T, ~15k, Aliens AU.
Derek might hate stasis but he loves combat drops.

Let us stray ‘til break of day, Loz 
E, ~55k
Derek decides the best way to get Scott to join his pack is to seduce Stiles first. Derek makes terrible decisions.

Trouble’s a mangy stray dog, kinneas 
T, ~2k, Sheriff’s POV
Stiles goes out on Christmas night. It’s okay, he’s seventeen now, and the Sheriff remembers enough about that age and the one right after it to know that sometimes these things get worse before they get better. He just tells him to be home by county curfew, puts the game on, and it’s okay.

In quiet, a favor, helenish 
E, ~10k
“You like happy endings, huh?” Stiles says, lying pressed in against his back, sliding his fingers along the edge of Derek’s chest, along his ribs and up his sternum.

DILF, twentysomething 
E, ~30k, daddy!Derek
Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified.

To have outlived the night, stillane 
M, ~25k, monster of the week
Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”

Hyper heart alone, hito 
E, ~35k, future fic.
When Stiles returns home to help his father recover from an injury, he discovers that things have changed somewhat in his absence: Derek is working closely with Stiles’ father, around the house and underfoot, generally annoying and disconcerting Stiles with his presence.
Well, Stiles isn’t sure you could call all the sex they end up having annoying, but he isn’t really willing to call it anything else, either.

Darling it is no joke, thehoyden 
E, ~15k, deputy!Derek, AU
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

Go home, or make a home, lady_ragnell 
T, ~10k, canon deviation
In a world where Derek lets Scott kill the Alpha and get the cure, he has to figure out how to rebuild his life, with help from Stiles.

A handprint on the door, mrsvc 
T, ~5k
5x Derek and Stiles ended up sleeping at the same time (but not necessarily together), and the one time they did.

Open the door, Renay 
T, ~25k
Derek gives Stiles his jacket.

By any other name, entanglednow 
E, ~35k, amnesia
He doesn’t know his name, he doesn’t know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he’s on the run with. But he’s pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.

Lock all the doors behind you, entanglednow 
M, ~25k, feral!Derek
He has no idea what you’re supposed to say when you find one of your…werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they’re about to see what your insides taste like. There’s no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

Flint & tinder, grimm 
E, ~45k, supernatural cops
Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it’s all in a day’s work for Stiles Stilinski.

We’ve written volumes, notthequiettype 
E, ~25k, monster of the week
Stiles is on his back on hard-packed dirt. He’s cold and there are leaves stuck to his neck and there’s a four inch gash in his side that he thinks he can feel his ribs through. […] As his eyes slip shut, the last thing he thinks is, “This is going to kill my dad.”

C'mon now sugar, teamfreewolf 
T, ~40k, Veronica Mars fusion
Stiles helps his father out with his private investigation agency while trying to survive high school. But when murders that might be connected to the death of his best friend Laura start occurring, he is forced to team up with her brother Derek to get to the bottom of it.

No homo, RemainNameless 
E, ~100k, Uni AU
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

Cross our bridges when we come to them, RemainNameless 
M, ~100k, monster of the week
The five times Derek called the Sheriff “Dad” on accident and the first time he did it on purpose.

Where is my mind, scoutshonor 
M, ~6k, bodyswap
“Ground rules: no jerking off,“ Scott says. "No using my body to mack on my best friend, okay, that’s fucking gross.”

Notches in your spine, scoutshonor 
E, ~9k
Stiles is the one who finds them in the first place, Derek’s college applications.

Every step you take, nokomis 
M, ~50k, monster of the week
Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

Losers, stilinskisparkles 
M, ~35k, Uni AU
Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn’t want in a room mate. He’s loud, he’s into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.
Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.

Circle yes or no, blacktofade 
E, ~25k, Uni AU
Stiles is a TA for Professor Morrell’s class, where Derek happens to be a mature student.

Pack up; don’t stray, the_deep_magic 
E, ~55k, slavery
Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinksi’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.

Cherrybomb, the_deep_magic 
E, ~15k, delinquent!Stiles
Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face.
Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.

Crazy, stupid, love, toraten 
T, ~15k, post-nogitsune!Stiles
[…] In which Derek is a terrible life coach, but at the same time he’s exactly what Stiles needs.

Historically innacurate, asocialfauxpas 
E, ~20k, werewolf AU
Stiles is surprisingly okay with all the weird shit that goes on at Beacon City Historic Ghost Town - ghost lights, howling, pianos playing on their own. Having to work closely with the surly blacksmith is another matter.

Shelter also gave their shade, weathervaanes 
E, ~10k, hippies and bikers
Stiles and his friends take off to do nothing in particular and go nowhere specific in a crappy van. Love happens along the way.

There is a brotherhood, minusoneday 
E, ~20k, Uni AU
[…] Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale’s fraternity.

Where the inevitable isn’t, Survivah 
M, ~40k, parallel universe
Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

Gravity’s got nothing on you, zosofi 
E, 80k, fake/pretend, magic
Or, the one where the Hale fire never happened, Laura is a nosy sister, Derek is desperate, and Stiles is the only one that can help.

He is and as he is, jaegermighty 
T, ~1k, slice of life
First times and muffins.


SHIP: DANNY/STILES

A brief introduction to live-action roleplaying, wldnst 
T, ~30k, Met online.
Jackson tells Danny he’s a werewolf. Danny gets werewolf advice from a stranger on the internet. Things escalate from there.

Next Thursday, wldnst 
T, ~20k
In which Stiles Stilinski has a werewolf for a best friend, a support group for that, hot chocolate with Lydia Martin and Danny Mahealani every Thursday evening, and an extremely anticlimactic coming out experience.

Oh baby, baby, Chash 
G, ~3k
In which the technology of fake babies used to teach teenagers not to have sex has progressed to a point that they instinctively cry when Stiles touches them.

For what it’s worth, I think there’s nobody like you, Chash, 
M, ~4k, human AU
It’s not exactly that Lydia wants to set Danny up with her high school friend, it’s more that she doesn’t want to deal with him, and she’d rather make Danny do it.

Catalysis, kim47 
T, ~20k, fake/pretend
The one where Stiles’s grandmother comes to town, Danny agrees to be Stiles’s fake boyfriend, Scott is annoyingly insightful, and there are vampires.

Weak knees and sweaty palms, kim47 
T, ~3k, first date
Okay, so it’s possible Stiles has never been on a real date. One where both parties were aware of and agreeable to the fact.
It’s also possible he’s a little nervous.

Holding back the wind, race_the_ace 
E, ~20k, canon divergence
Sometimes people fall in love young and that changes everything. This is the story of how it changed everything for Stiles and Danny.


SHIP: CHRIS/PETER

WIP There are many names in history, GoddessOfBirth 
E, 42k+, time travel
Stiles is driving in his jeep when the horrible, no good, very bad thing happens. In which 17 year old Peter Hale and Chris Argent materialize in present day Beacon Hills and things become awkward very, very fast.

The dark side of the moon, GoddessOfBirth 
M, ~25k, amnesia
The alpha pack strips away Peter’s memory, and Chris makes the mercenary decision to shelter him. The lines between past and present, enemies and friends, and lovers and unwilling allies begins to blur, and it’s anyone’s guess who will emerge as the winner.


SHIP: DANNY/ISAAC

Paper wolf, Planty 
T, ~6k, coffeshop AU
As it eventually transpired, Isaac hates coffee, Danny loves scones and origami is a legitimate seduction technique.

Hands, Planty 
G, ~3k, human AU
Camden is deafened in an ambush and Danny is his ASL tutor.

The Rising Tide, eleanor_lavish 
E, ~10k, monster of the week
Danny really didn’t know he could find a guy to crush on who combined his love of twinks with his secret desire to be manhandled, but hey. Thank god for werewolves.

Did it hurt (when you fell from heaven)?, Nutella_enthusiast 
M, ~8k, Uni AU
Danny’s plan for college involved some drunken parties, hot professors, and getting out of there as soon as he possibly could.
He didn’t count on having a frustratingly attractive roommate, who happens to already have a girlfriend.

A little something sweet, verdreht 
T, ~11k
Essentially, Danny’s finding his way to Isaac’s heart through his stomach, and Isaac’s being cute a little (lot) emotionally damaged and maybe not quite as oblivious as Danny thinks.

Ever the same, Skaboom 
T, ~60k
Every Saturday, Isaac volunteers at the children’s hospital. He doesn’t tell Scott, or Stiles, or Derek, or any of them, but he goes from room to room, drawing pictures, reading stories, and taking away as much of their pain as he can. Every day, when Danny goes to visit his little sister, Maia, in the hospital, he listens to her talk about “the boy who makes her feel better.” When he finds out it’s Isaac, he doesn’t know what that means, or what to make of that, but he does know that anyone who make his sister feel better is someone he wants to get to know.

shameless promo: It’s all about the ba-bumps in your heart, tuai (translated by Lleu) 
E, ~30k, Met online, canon deviation.
Isaac meets someone online.

6

Peggy Carter being so done with inaccurate WWII films (Pearl Harbor, 2001)

  1. Several of the nurses in the film have hair longer than would have been allowed. Military women weren’t permitted to wear their hair longer than just above their collar.
  2. The Willys Jeep M38 shown in this scene wasn’t produced until 1950.
  3. The Eagle Squadron badge shown on his right arm in this scene was only used for the No. 303 Polish Fighting Squadron, never was it used for any squadron in England for which this soldier was fighting in. 
  4. This woman is wearing a modern style bikini, something that didn’t appear until 1946 when Louis Reard and Jacques Heim introduced it in Paris. 
  5. Danny exclaims “I think World War II just hit us!” when in fact it wasn’t called “World War II” until 1948. World War I was still being referred to as “The Great War” at the time. 
  6. The Japanese Zeros depicted here are painted dark green, but during 1941 they were painted light grey. They weren’t painted green until 1943. 

Notes:
-Original Prompt: Historically Innacurate World War II Movies
-The Attack on Pearl Harbor occurred on December 7, 1941
-Happy CarterCentury week!

aaauuuuurrrgggh literally WHY does anyone ever wanna keep ‘historical accuracy’ to how everyone hated women or other minorities in the past
like literally what is your purpose
nah instead its just an excuse to have Zero Women Characters or All Women Characters Are Housewives or All Characters Constantly Act Like Dicks To The Women Characters
oh and like ~historical accuracy~ has to mean that NOBODY EVER QUESTIONS THIS, and EVERYONE WHO DOES IT IS NEVER VILIFIED
as if there was no such thing as a woman who didn’t want to be a housewife then, or a man who didn’t hate women, or any person or place ever who fell outside the norm or tried to change the norm
and hey lets also ignore any and all actual activist groups that existed at the time
and, yknow, just for example, the actual women warriors and POC traders and immigrants that we have literal proof existed in viking times ok
seriously that is so fucking historically innacurate dude
and like
even in situations that WERE 100% shitty bigotry and we know it
like…
I mean seriously there are indeed shit things in the past that we need to aknowledge, but Every Story Ever is not the damn place for it. Its not whitewashing history or whatever to just make your story.. enjoyable. For everyone. In your audience.
if your ‘historical accuracy’ serves no damn purpose except to make minority fans feel like shit, then just be honest about why you really put it there.
you gain nothing from this particular sort of ‘historical accuracy’
unless like you wanna actually make a plot about how it is Bad and all
but they never seem to wanna do that
unless its as some sort of lazy excuse for it existing. Like hey everyone’s being bigoted fucks in this game but lets have a random company statement saying “‘we’re not bigoted fucks ourselves, we just like to write it a lot cos historical accuracy. its totally bad even though nothing in the game indicates that”

Fairy Tail at an Amusement Park

Natsu: Challenging those brave enough to the hotdog eating competition. Has not lost yet.

Lucy: Petting sheep and alpacas at the petting zoo with Wendy.

Erza: Challenging every rollercoaster there and maintaining a straight face through every. Single. One.

Gray: Probably trying to discretely win something for Juvia without prevail, but everyone has only gotten glimpses if him.

Juvia: Not-so-discretely winning everything she plays for Gray. Strangely likes the wildy historically innacurate photo booth and eventually Erza and Wendy join her.

Cana: Pigging out on ice cream and flirting with EVERYONE between ice cream breaks. Might get kicked out soon.

Wendy: After getting her fill of cute animals she finds herself in love with rollercoasters and joins Erza in the pursuit of conquering each one. Laughs her head off through each rollercoaster out of pure glee. :3

i hate when people here literally think we all ship the real life Lord M & Victoria ,,,like no i agree that would be disgusting & very wrong. But they cast someone 20 years younger than the real Lord M & made it into a historically innacurate romance for viewers,,,leave us in peace To suffer

loveyou914  asked:

Hello! This is your KC Wednesday prompt: Caroline is a Viking Shield maiden and she wants to go to the next Viking raid. Klaus forbids it so she challenges him to battle. One of two outcomes: 1. She goes to the raid or 2. She becomes his bride. Happy Writing!

He forbade her?

Caroline stared hard at Klaus, wondering for a moment if he had lost his mind. He must have considering he actually had the audacity to forbid her to do anything. He might have been their leader but she had every right to join in on the next raid as any other man or woman of their village.

He was turning from her, thinking that his words would be enough to stop her from going, that they would be enough to put her into the place that he apparently still felt she needed to be. Safe and at home, not at his side ready to do as she had for years now.

“I challenge you,” she called out, pleased to see him freeze at her words. She raised her chin in defiance as he turned back toward her, clearly not liking that she had done that.

And then there he was, entirely too close for comfort, always invading her space as if he had a right to claim it. “Don’t be foolish,” Klaus whispered, his voice harsh as his gaze seared into hers but Caroline refused to back down, to let him think he could control her in any way.

He might have been the best swordsman in their village, the most cunning, the most agile with the weapon but she wasn’t any slouch either and she’d be damned if she backed down now. It wouldn’t have done either of them any good, not when everyone had heard her cry and was waiting for the battle to begin.

She gives a good fight, actually manages to strike a few blows, but Klaus has her pinned to the ground, sword flung from her side at the end and Caroline knew that she had lost. From the smirk on the bastard’s face as he helped her stand, the way he tugged her closer, coupled with his entirely too pleased voice as he murmured, “And now it seems I finally get to take you for my wife,” Caroline had a feeling that he had set up the entirety of it for this exact outcome.

“You ass,” she growled, trying to shove him away but his grip only tightened.

“Your ass now, my sunshine.” Klaus grinned, and she narrowed her eyes at the childhood nickname before stomping on his foot to break away from him.

The crowd that had been watching them roared with laughter and she pushed through it, annoyed with herself for not seeing this outcome as Klaus boasted in the background before following after her.

“I’m coming on the raid,” she told him as he caught her arm again, intent on spinning her back around toward him.

“Of course you are,” Klaus informed her and she narrowed her eyes at that, hating the way his dimples seemed to become more pronounced as he smirked at her. “That was never really in question.”

“I hate you,” Caroline pouted as his hands found their way to her hair before cupping her cheeks.

“I know,” Klaus replied, leaning in to kiss her.

Caroline stomped her foot down onto his, pleased when he howled in pain and she took the opportunity to slip away. He owed her a new sword before she ever kissed him again.