hispants

BTS on their Wedding

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SMUT

Mature Content

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Hoseok: 

The wedding in fact you know is going to be the most prettiest of all.

White roses all over the church, family and friends wishing happiness to both of them.

You apear as he turn you look while the music start sounding, His eyes start getting full of tears of happiness Jimins pass him a tissue to help him clean, your face is glowing with this beautiful smile trying to hold your tears.

The moment comes and in the vows both cry of joy.

The party gets really funny, making funny dances everyone having a great time.

You guys reserve a Villa near the lake, as soon as you arrive your eyes glow for the beauty, taking out your key you slide the key trough to open the door, before going in, hoseok take you in to his arms as you soon take his face and start kissing him.

He put you against the wall removing your sweater, not letting your legs of his hips.

He slighly set you on the bet, he stand up without taking your eyes ut of you removing his tie and his jacket, unbottoning his shirt, you take off your heels.

He sets you under him while crawling all the way to the center of the bed. He takes care of your clothes and hispant leaving you only in underwear he gets closer to you making you feel his boner trough the boxer.

You wrap your arms in his neck, he plays with your body using his hands; he stop kissing you and attack your neck following your breast, you handle the bra cuz his kisses were killing you, u give him the chance to attack your nipples so he did.

He goes all the way down to take your panties off, he leaves sweet kisses in your tights leading to your most precious area, Doing cyrcles with his tongue making you arched your back grabbing his head to hold him and play with his hair at the same time sooner he stick his two fingers inside you and out of you feeling the pleasure even more. 

He stop before you can even get there so he positioned above you leaving kisses from the stomach to finally your lips.

His experts hips make his movementes inside you making both moan of pleasure, you both came together moaning even harder than you were doing.

he place next to you taking the bed sheet to cover both of you you play with his back while he is wraping his arm arond your wait to never let you go.


Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Originally posted by bluetx82

anonymous asked:

Hi (: Can you explain the spongebob with titties/"my pants are still square" post that you reblogged? I feel like I'm missing some part of it and I feel like it'd be really funny if I got it

Oh hi sorrry if this is so late but i guess i dont 100% get it. Like the tiddies changed the shape of his shirt which is usually the same as pants but hispants still square like his namesake. Idk i thought it was funny during my break yesterday

RAMIEL THE GINGER ANGEL

So, me and msredmobile made this on a post on my main blog and it was so good that I’m making a text post of it. Everything in bold is msredmobile.

It’s about the Ginger Angel, the awesome angel who died to tell the world of Metatron’s horror’s.

Enjoy! :)

I miss Cas’ ducklings. I miss them so bad.

They were like: (Cas get’s paper-cut) ”Mama bird is down! Mama bird is down! Call in the Winchesters!” 

(Cas starts dating Dean) “We must stalk Mama bird’s new boyfriend and make sure the Mark of Cain doesn’t make him crazier and hurt Mama.”

Rami: “R to HQ; come in HQ. Mama Bird is eating a Burger in a dinner with the Winchesters. No sign of aggressive behavior against Mama Bird right now, but there is a slightly suspicious looking squirrel staring at the Elder Winchester’s Pie.”

HQ angel: “SAVE THE PIE, SAVE THE PIE. Dean Winchester is not happy without his pie, and when Dean is not happy, Mama Bird’s not happy.”

Sam: “Do you hear something?”

Cas: “No. Definitely not the cutest of all my angels spying on me to make sure my boyfriend doesn’t kill me. Of course not, why would you suggest that, Sam?”

Dean: *Pie in mouth* “Huh?”

Cas: *pats Dean* “It’s nothing, eat your pie. I got it especially for you.”

Dean: “Yeah, you didn’t have to yell the kid’s ear off for it. I can’t believe you got this, though. When I went up, they said they were out.”

Rami: “R to HQ. I have captured the squirrel. He is currently trapped within my zippy pocket; will bring him in for interrogation during shift-change.”

HQ Angel: “And Mama Bird?”

Rami: “The Elder Winchester is enjoying his pie. Mama Bird seems to be happy with this. Though I believe Sam Winchester is making gagging noises in my direction; should I be concerned?”

Sam: “The angel watching us just put a squirrel in hispants.”

Cas: *shrugs* “I did that once. *narrows eyes* Probably bringing the squirrel in for interrogation.”

Sam: “THAT’S NOT A NORMAL THING TO DO.”

Dean: “Give Cas a break. Shut up and eat your rabbit food.”

HQ Angel: “He did that during my shift as well. I think it is normal for him. Perhaps it’s because he’s a moose? Do moose do that? Mooses? Meese? *sigh* Look, my job was to make sure the clouds were fluffy, I have no clue what humans or meese are supposed to be like, and Sam Winchester is somehow both.”

Rami: “I don’t think the squirrel like me.”

HQ Angel: “That doesn’t matter Ramiel! What matters is making sure that Dean Winchester doesn’t hurt Mama Bird or that Sam Winchester’s strange gagging doesn’t cause hir any unnecessary distress!”

Rami: “I thought that Sam Winchester wasn’t considered a liability anymore.”

HQ: “We also thought that Charlie Bradbury would be one either, but we’ve been forced to send agents looking after her as well.”

Rami: “When?!?!?!”

HQ: “After that incident where Mrs. Tran killed that Lamina. We ended up composing a list a people to watch after she was wounded and Mama Bird went to heal her wounds. That was an unnecessarily stressful event.”

Rami: “That doesn’t stop the squirrel from biting me.”

HQ: “HA! PROF OF HIS ILL-INTENT!”

Sam: *wide eyed* “Guys, that angel’s sticking his angel blade into his pants. The squirrel looks like it’s moving around, the dude just fell over into that poison ivy!”

Dean: “Stop saying weird stuff, Sam. You sure you haven’t gone crazy again?”

Sam: “Dean, I’m serious.”

Cas: “Oh, I’m sure Ramiel will be fine. Ze was trained by me in the art of animal interrogation.”

HQ: “KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT BEFORE THEY NOTICE.”

Rami: “THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS INTERROGATING THOSE DOGS!”

HQ: “Ramiel…YOU ARE AN ANGEL OF THE LORD!”

Rami: “An angel that’s HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME!”

HQ: “YOU SURVIVED INTERROGATING BALTHAZAR’S GIRLFRIEND! YOU CAN SURVIVE A SQUIRREL!”

Rami: “Yea? And it was easier interrogating someone who WANTED to be interrogated! THIS SQUIRREL CAUSE ME TO FALL INTO POISON IVY! PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME!”

HQ: “THAN WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE?!?!”

Rami: “MY SHIFT HASN’T CHANGED!”

HQ: “IF MAMA BIRD NOTICES YOU I’LL MAKE SURE YOU’RE ON CAIN STALKING DUTY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!”

Sam: “Shouldn’t we do something? I think they poor kid’s falling down that hill and he’s still trying to stab something in his pants.”

Dean: “I don’t see what you’re talking about. Where’s this imaginary friend of yours?”

Sam: “Dean, I’m serious, that angel is rolling out of view down that super steep hill.”

Cas: “Ramiel is an Angel of the Lord. Ze can take care of hirself.”

Sam: *Raises eyebrow* “I guess if you think so.”

HQ: “HQ to R, HQ to R, is the threat disposed of yet?”

Agent Angel K: *Walks up to the scene* “Agent R?”

Rami: *Looks up from his place at the bottom of the hill; squirrel struggling to get out of his hands, an angel blade grasped firmly in his other hand* Yes K?”

K: “It’s…it’s time for our shift change…what are you doing?”

Rami: “This squirrel is a threat to Mama Bird; he must be brought in for interrogation.”

K: *Stares at the Dinner sitting on-top the hill* “Brother…I don’t know how to say this…but I don’t think the squirrel was plotting anything evil.”

Rami: “NO! THIS SQUIRREL IS AN ABOMINATION AGAINST MAN-KIND!”

Squirrel: *Finally escapes Rami’s grip and runs off*

K: *In shocked awe* “Squirrel’s aren’t supposed to be strong enough to escape angels.”

*Far of in the distance a seemingly innocent squirrel transforms; he is Anansi, God of Tricks and Stories, and he just had a lot of fun*

(Directed by MsRedmobile and Attackofthekillermexisaurusrex)

THE END.