hishe*

Camila’s crying at the end of the vid because she’s about to push MGK off the building, and she’ll be arrested for murder.

In prison, she’ll meet her cell mate, Lauren Jauregui (who was jailed for killing delusional Camren shippers who liked to assume) with the back tats and some really nice sheets…

And that’s how Bad Things mv should have ended. And the start of Orange is the New Black. 😛

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Oh. My. Frick.
Can you believe this video single-handedly saved 2016??

anonymous asked:

But what if Snape handled his death like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Voldemort: "I just slashed your throat open!" Snape: *looks down dubiously and sneers* "Tis but a scratch!" Voldemort: "There's a giant basilisk hanging from your neck!" Snape: "No there isn't." Voldemort: *goes even whiter and starts backing away* Snape: *in a heavy Cokesworth accent* "RUNNIN' AWAY ARE YA?! COME BACK 'ERE AN' GET WHAT'S COMIN' TO YA! I"LL HEX YOUR ARMS OFF!"

Bonus: *Snape throws Nagini at Voldemort, and she promptly swallows him, biting him up the length of his gross, misshapen body.  The now very lumpy snake then lets out a rather un-reptilian-like burp and falls asleep, leaving Severus to pour the antivenin down his throat through the hole in his throat (irony!) and then apply Dittany before passing out.*

XMA: How It Should Have Ended
  • Erik: Why would I join the X-men? Everyone hates me.
  • Charles: I don't hate you.
  • Erik: I literally paralyzed you from the waist down.
  • Charles: Still don't hate you.
  • Erik: I betrayed you.
  • Charles: I could never hate you, Erik.
  • Erik: Why not?
  • Charles: Because I love you.
  • Erik: ...
  • Erik: I love you too.
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oh my god

  • Hephaestus: You should watch your back
  • Dionysus: OR ELSE WHAT!?
  • Hephaestus: OR ELSE I WILL MAKE A BUNCH OF GADGETS AND TEACH YOU A LESSON!
  • Dionysus: WELL THAT SOUNDs LIKE I WILL LEARN SOMETHING AND BECOME A BETTER PERSON!
  • Hephaestus: OH YOU WILL!!
  • Dionysus: WELL THANK YOU!! YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND!
  • Hephaestus: ......I hate you and the fact that we can never have a normal fight
Chanyeol As Your Boyfriend

Originally posted by byunbaeks

Requested by anon:  I LOVED the Jackson as a husband thingyy! Can you do one with Chanyeol? If you do, THANK YOU xx

Song(s) listened to: Drop That- EXO (god chens high note), Love Me Right Japanese Version- EXO, Lady Luck-EXO (god the lyrics kill mel) 

I hate love you! HE IS MY FREAKING UB WAE YOU GOTTA DO THIS ANON MY GOD IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK


  • literally a fluff ball bf
  • BEING BFF WITH BAEKHYUN
  • and doing everything with them two
  • ALSO he still cant believe that you two are a couple
  • cause hes so lucky to call you his
  • hes so shy at first
  • like when you reach for his hand
  • he doesnt know what to do
  • but to blush and have a fanboy attack
  • slowly the relationship will grow more comfortable
  • and he will be ALWAYS holding your hand
  • or his arm around you
  • or he gets real brave
  • and kisses your cheek or nose
  • im so done and i just started
  • once everything is all comfortable
  • he will still get all fluff tho at times
  • “jagi, come look”
  • He will want you to look at all the songs he produces 
  • he wants the okay from you first
  • Chan honestly loves when you smile from his music
  • cause your smile is his whole world
  • and you mixed with music
  • kills his heart
  • and he will love it if you have the same music taste
  • Once you compliment the song
  • he will just nod
  • and bite his lip
  • so he doesn’t scream like a little girl
  • he isn’t one for a lot of dates
  • but when he does take you on one
  • he will make is really special and memorable
  • like a fancy dinner and then go do something crazy/fun
  • like go for a shopping spree to find the strangest food
  • then you have to make something out of it
  • honesty this would be on V app
  • He wants his fans to accept you
  • because his fans is everything
  • they are his family
  • and he wants his family to love you
  • so it will take a long time before he goes public with it
  • because he doesn’t want you to get hurt in any way  
  • Youre first kiss though would go two ways
  • first way
  • he is teaching you to how to remix on his laptop
  • then when you make one
  • he gets so excited he just leans in and kisses you
  • second wAY
  • He took you on one of those cute dates and instead of the fun thing after
  • he takes you to the park
  • and sings to you while you walk together
  • and he tURNS AROUND TO FACE YOU 
  • THEN HE MOVES CLOSE TO YOUR FACE
  • He whispers the lyrics in his rough deep voice
  • and HE KISSES YOU 
  • Like SUPER gently
  • Omo please i cant go on i cant deal tf am i doing to myself?!
  • after your one year anniversary 
  • he will go public with your relationship
  • After a year a lot would happen 
  • He wants to get matching tattoos
  • He would want yours hidden
  • a place only he can see
  • Omg i cant eben 
  • He wants a pet for the two of you
  • most likely a little puppy
  • WE’VE ALL SEEN THE GIF WITH THE BEAGLE PUPPY
  • names him after baekhyun 
  • srry had to
  • most likely at this time
  • or maybe a little sooner
  • Channie will want a more physical aspect of the relationship
  • BE AWARE
  • He will just pounce out of nowhere!
  • With your consent ofc
  • Because he wants you to be 120% down *cough Cough*
  • he will go onto you when hes stressed a lot too
  • *Just sulks at the wall*
  • Video game nights with him
  • He wont have mercy
  • he doesnt care that your his jagi
  • he wil FREAKING DESTROY
  • “Cause im the king thats why”
  • AND MY GOD 
  • Imagine his cuddles with him
  • His long, big boy will be big spoon
  • and he will hold you while your little spoon
  • Sometimes tho
  • like when hes stressed
  • He will want to be the little spoon
  • And its the cutest thing ever
  • okay i srly cant anymore 
  • Overall he is the sweetest little big fluff ever
  • can he please just be mine?

Here it was. This was torture!!!! My heartu is done. I cant even anymore. Thanks for requesting tho…

a done admin ryu

Being their daugther would include...

Rollo

  • he’d be very protective of you
  • him teaching you how to fight because that’s what women do where he comes from
  • being able to beat every man around thanks to him
  • him always talking to Gisla how proud he is of you
  • “Did you punsh him?” -”Yes.” -”Hit him harder next time, he could still walk.”

Ragnar

  • you’d have to look after all your brothers and take care of them because they’re reckless idiots
  • demanding to be taken along on raids because you want to see so much of the world just as he does
  • “You’re not coming with us.”“I can do what I want and I am coming with you.”
  • trying to make him get along with Rollo
  • coming up with ideas where to sail next and enthusiastically telling your father about it

Floki

  • coming up with new inventions together
  • he’d make you all kinds of toys when you’re little
  • you helping to build ships when you’re older
  • putting up with some strange behaviour of his
  • he’d always talk about the gods and teach you things about them