I love that Sebastian posts pictures that he apparently lets “linger” in his phone for a while. Like he’s a picture hoarder. If his phone were his house, they’d have to bring “Got Junk” and a hoarding expert in to talk to him about it. 

“Do you need these 16 different shots of you wearing red, silk pjs?”

“I see you have 23 different pictures of the same set of clouds. Can we maybe knock it down to, idk, 5?”

*shakes head* “Sebastian, pls, you don’t need this many pictures of you lying on that red car. Okay…okay, calm down. You love the car. The car is important to you.” *lifts hands* “We’ll keep all the car pictures, okay? Yes, all 76 of them.”

confidenceatitsfinest  asked:

Did someone say headcanons?!?! How about bunny hybrid Jungkook that Jimin found on the side of the road one day. He couldn't just leave the bunny in the rain so Jungkook came home with him. Please and thank you!

@confidenceatitsfinest RINNNNNNNNNN!!! I planned this out for an entire hour with @dullaxe just for you sweets! So I hope you enjoy <3

+ Jimin is grocery shopping one late night because he really wanted to try out this new recipe. When he walks from the supermarket, he sees a silhouette on the side of the road, laying down and shivering. It turns out to be a shivering boy with long ears flattened to his head. He’s unconscious and his clothes are ripped up, ankle bleeding.

+ Jimin panics because he can’t leave him there to die like that. So being the person that he is, he picks him up and walks him to his house which is a block from where he was found.

+ Jimin immediately cleans his ankle while the bunny is still asleep but whimpering, and as he’s wiping the dirt off his his face he can’t help but think how cute he is.

+ He bundles him up with mountains of blankets and sits him on the floor by the fire place, stroking his ears hoping he wakes up soon.

+ The bunny wakes up with the biggest and most beautiful doe eyes that Jimin has ever laid eyes on in his life. Stunned, the first thing he does is ask his name.

+ Jungkook is frightened being in a foreign place, so he is afraid to speak. Jimin explains how he ended up there and Jungkook is in disbelief that someone would care for him like that. His eyes shine in gratefulness towards this stranger.

+ Jungkook had a flashback to the previous nights, his eyes are now dull, as if they weren’t shining just a moment ago; since he remembered his old home; and how his old owner abandoned him on the street @dullaxe

+ The moment he hears Jungkook’s stomach growling, he jumps up to make him food. And then he makes him the dish he was going to try out for himself and ends up just eating ramen instead, while jungkook eats the dish.

+ Since jungkook is all shaken up, he can’t eat it right and his hands are still shaking so bad. So Jimin takes the chopsticks from his hand and feeds Jungkook himself.

+ Jungkook would refuse at first and turn his head away and blush. Jimin would say with a soft and soothing voice, “It’s okay, it’s okay. You need to eat to get stronger.”

+ Jungkook doesn’t look Jimin in the eyes while he feeds him, but he also sees how loving and tender his expression is unlike his old owner; and he feels his heart skip a beat @dullaxe

+ Jungkook accidentally falls asleep on the couch and Jimin sees him and how innocent he looks so he tucks him in and sleeps on the other side of the couch. Jimin couldn’t leave him alone because deep down he knows that he’s grown a soft spot for this cute bun. (Bon Voyage moment :D) @dullaxe

+ Jungkook wakes up in the morning to see Jimin making waffles and the bunny is immediately smitten. His instincts just tell him to cuddle the other man.

+ Jimin goes to work and Jungkook gets hungry. He thinks he knows how to cook so he tries to cook lunch. He tries to remember how is old owner used to cook for them, but he fails miserably and burns the food. He’s frantic and Jimin walks into the scene and he’s scared Jungkook is dying or some shit, but actually he’s crying—he thought he had made Jimin upset. Instead Jimin goes and hugs him and Jungkook is surprised at the affection but he warms into the hug and Jimin let’s him cry it out. @dullaxe

+ They eventually warm up to each other even more. Jungkook clinging to jimin when they go grocery shopping to meet new people.

+ They ask if Jungkook is his, but he hasn’t officially signed papers and it’s too soon for both of them

+ Jimin thinks about going to get the papers but he decides against it, not wanting to scare him off.

+ Every time Jimin comes home from work he is greeted by an ecstatic Jungkook that doesn’t stop bouncing on his toes and looking adorable while telling him how his day went @dullaxe

+ One day they are cuddling on the couch and Jimin gets too close to Jungkook. Jungkook ends up licking Jimin on the nose and Jimin jumps back in surprise.

+ Jimin petting Jungkook’s ears all the time

+ Jimin is surprised to find out that Jungkook loves lamb skewers. “I thought bunnies only ate leaves and stuff.” Jungkook is unamused.

+ Jimin surprises Jungkook by treating him to the lamb skewer shop that’s two blocks from his house. Jungkook gets so excited that he kisses his cheek. They both blush in shock at the affection. They hold hands quietly on the way there.

+ Since Jungkook’s ankle is still injured, he walks a little slow but Jimin always waits for him.

+ Everyday, Jimin changes his ankle bandaging for him. Jungkook finds it endearing how Jimin treats him and takes care of him.

+ Jungkook tries to do it himself one morning while Jimin is sleeping. Jimin wakes up to see him struggling. He pulls his hands away and does it for him. “I didn’t want to wake you up…” he says softly. “You aren’t a burden to care for jungkook. I’m doing it because I—” He pauses. “I really care about you.”

+ Jungkook overhears Jimin talking to Namjoon in the kitchen one day. “Namjoon I don’t know if I can do this anymore. Living with him like this…It’s too much to bear.” But he’s really talking about living with him and not having him be his officially. —Jungkook takes it as he doesn’t want him anymore, like his old owner dumped him on the street

+ Jungkook frantically packs a bag while tearing up, distraught that Jimin no longer wanted him. When he’s almost done packing, he decides against it, throwing the bag into the closet. “I can’t do this.”

+ At dinner he’s fidgeting and squirming. Jimin asks why he isn’t eating his food. Jungkook tries to muster up the courage to speak up. He wants to know if him living with Jimin is a burden to him.

+ Little did he know that Jimin is actually sad because he can’t love Jungkook the way he wants to; he’s not his. He doesn’t think Jungkook will be comfortable changing owners this soon. He doesn’t even know why Jungkook left his old owner. @dullaxe

+ Jungkook ends up breaking down and crying. “Do you not want me anymore??” Jimin is horrified. “What?! No!” Jungkook sobs, “Stop lying, I heard you guys talking.” “That’s not what that was about!” “Then what were you talking about!”

+ Jimin is frantic cause Jungkook is borderline having a panic attack saying: “"I don’t wanna be left alone again! I can’t! Don’t leave me like he did!”

+ “Jungkook no! I was saying I can’t bare to live with you, not knowing if you’re mine or not!” and he gets down from his chair and kneels in front of jungkook holding his hands. “I fucking love you, Jungkook. All I want is for you to be mine. Officially. I— I even picked up ownership papers. I didn’t sign them because I didn’t know if that is what you wanted!”

+ “Y-you love me? You actually want me?” Jimin smiles. “More than anything my little bunny.” Jimin tugs him down into a kiss that has them seeing stars.

+ The next week, they go to the courthouse and finally sign the papers that officially state that Jungkook is his.

+ Jimin ends up taking Jungkook to buy him a bracelet. “Since you aren’t a cat or a dog or anything. Let’s buy you a bracelet, to show everyone that you’re mine.” Jungkook shyly asks if Jimin’s initials could be carved next to his.

+ Jungkook let’s Jimin kneel down and put the bracelet on for him, kissing his wrist in the process.

+ Jungkook finally found his home.

I want Jewish headcanons in fandom and fiction.

And I don’t mean a casual line saying “[insert name] celebrates Hannukah.”

I mean deliberate, educated, clear, detailed, and cultural Jewish headcanons.

I mean parts of their character coming from their Jewish upbringing.

I mean calling their non-Jewish friends “goyim” and cursing at them in Yiddush.”

I mean I want Veronica Sawyer debating whether to light a Yahrtzeit candle for JD or put stones on his grave.

I mean Hermione Granger growing up always feeling like an other as Jewish in British culture and then coming to the Wizarding world and feeling like it’s just happening again.

I mean Davey Jacobs taking Jack Kelly to his house for Passover and making him squirm through the whole Seder and Les complaining about reciting the four questions.

I mean Jewish characters falling in love and squabbling over cultural differences in the way they do holidays.

I mean casual lines such as “I can’t name my kid that, that’s my cousin’s name he’d die.”

I mean utter shock at characters offering them treif to eat.

I mean Jewish coding and Jewish characters being proud of their noses and curly hair.

I mean Jewish characters having holocaust nightmares (yes this a real thing we all have it) and grabbing their lovers at night for comfort.

I mean NOT taking part in Christian holidays and customs. Getting pissed off by Christmas carols (I’m looking at you Rachel Berry) and singing “Hannukah Oh Hannukah” at the top of their lungs as a joke.

I mean jokes about their Haftorah portion and little jibes about stumbling while holding the torah at their Bnei Mitzvahs.


I mean Jewish characters that are Jewish in a cultural and religious sense and not just there to fill a quota. Not Jewish in a fake invisible way that have absolutely nothing about them Jewish besides a reference to Hannukah and some antisemitic nose jokes. Truly, ethnically, culturally Jewish and proud.

This is what I want.

Riarkle One Shot

Riarkle one shot au thing! 
Rating: G
This is where Riley and Farkle realize they have feelings for each other, but then Farkle goes to Europe for 2 months. 

It had been 2 months since she’d last seen him. Farkle had gone to Europe with his family for the summer, leaving a lonely Riley behind. Of course she had her other friends to keep her company, but ever since she had realized her feelings for Farkle were more than platonic, he was her favorite person to be around. Maya teased her incessantly by calling her Riley Minkus, thankfully after Farkle had already left.

They texted and facetimed on a daily basis, but that wasn’t enough for Riley. She missed going over to his house to watch movies. She missed going for ice cream on the hot summer days. This summer had been so different without him. Thankfully, he had left his sweatshirt at her house the night before he left accidentally. Riley had worn it to bed almost every night. When Farkle facetimed her, he caught her wearing it once. Riley could tell he noticed, but he didn’t say a word. Instead, he just smiled.

Farkle had always loved Riley. However, after Smackle realized they were too similar to be a couple, he noticed Riley in a new light. The way her hair perfectly framed her face. Her big brown eyes that glistened in the sun. How she laughed when he told a joke. The way she lit up when her friends were around. His love was deeper for her now, but he just didn’t know how to tell her.

Riley and Farkle were facetiming like they usually were. She was cuddled into bed, wearing his sweatshirt once again, forgetting he could see her wear it.

“So you’re coming home in 4 more days?” Riley smiled.

“Yep! I cannot wait to be home. I miss New York so much.” Farkle laughed. It was true that he missed New York. Mostly because Riley was there.

“New York misses you too.” Riley said quietly. Farkle smiled at her words. “What movie do you think I should watch tonight?”

“You must’ve watched every movie in existence by now!”

“Well you’re not here to watch movies with me, so I gotta make up for it.” Riley explained. Farkle smirked at the thought that she missed him. Riley squinted at the background behind Farkle on the screen. “Where are you? That doesn’t look like your hotel room.”

“Oh, I’m in the lobby of the hotel. Better wifi.” Farkle said defensively.

“But the lobby has the big chandelier and purple walls.” Riley tilted her head at the screen. Her eyes got wide. “Farkley?”

“What, Riley?” Farkle questioned nervously, bringing the camera closer to his face.

“Is that the hallway of my apartment complex?” Riley asked excitedly. Farkle was silent. Riley dropped her phone and sprinted to her front door. Farkle stood right outside, smiling.

Riley jumped into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. Farkle backed up into the wall, catching his balance.

“Why did you lie to me?” Riley squealed, unburying her head from his neck. Farkle placed his hands on the small of her back to hold her.

“I wanted to surprise you.” he chuckled. “I was going to come into your room and surprise you there, but your front door was locked.”

“The bay window is always open, idiot.” She chuckled, jumping down from off of him.

“How could I forget the bay window?” Farkle jokingly hit his forehead with his palm.

Riley smiled at him, totally in love with this dork. Without even thinking about it, Riley placed her hands on her shoulders, stood on her tiptoes, and placed her lips on his. Farkle froze in his tracks, completely in shock.

“I love you Farkle.” she smiled as she pulled away.

“And I love you.” he replied, leaning down to kiss her back. “Nice sweatshirt by the way.”

Riley laughed, dragging Farkle inside by his hand so they could finally watch a movie and eat ice cream like a normal summer.


The Cop Cam (2016) Directed by Isaac Rodriguez

A police officer enters in a abandoned house. His body cam records everything.

the-country-of-the-mad  asked:

It was nighttime, and normally, Tweek wouldn't be caught dead outside this late. But his parents forced him to grab some things from the store, and he was looking around, making his way home slowly

Danny currently outside of his cousin Stan’s house, sitting on the porch and watching the stars at the moment, when he heard footsteps. He had to look up, and blinked at seeing the familiar blond, “..Tweek?”


Little Life Update

So things have been tense and emotional in my house lately,but for the most part I’m alright now

I read every message about my grandpa and I apperciate everyone’s kind words

Originally I wanted to take a break away from commissions and work because I have to travel down to California for the memorial service and help set his house to be sold, but unfortunately I still have other expenses to cover

So I’ll be probably taking commissions and I’ll do some YCH’s or something because I do need quite a bit of extra money right now

I’ll make another post about commissions and a ych or donation stream or something in time when I’m not on mobile

I have a patreon btw or donations through PayPal

Ack I don’t wanna sound beggy, I just apperciate anything to help right now, if money wasn’t a factor I would never ask any of this of you guys

Thats all for now though, hope everyone has a nice Friday

anonymous asked:

What does your url mean

mkay so i’ve answered this before so i’m just gonna copy that answer cause it’s way long:

Okay so story time.  Last year in german school we were doing this unit thing in our textbooks and we were reading this one story about this guy (Milan) and this girl (Selina) that meet on a train.  He loans her money for train ticket and whatnot.  They part ways and later she wants to pay him back.  So she goes to his house (they apparently exchanged addresses) and  so she goes there to see him.  She knocks on the door and this guy that looks like Milan is there and she’s like “don’t you remember me?” and he’s like “uuuh no” so she plays the wrong address and gets the heck out of dodge.  15 years later she sees him at an amusement park and says hi and whatnot.  She then proceeds to find out that Milan had a twin brother and he was the one that answered the door all those years ago.  She also finds out that Milan actually died a few years ago.  Okay so now to my url.  We were then told to group up (hey @flthymudbloods and @nolegsthecat) and write an alternate ending to what happened when she went to his house and act it out.  We decided to write that as she’s about to say that she got the wrong address to Milan’s brother, Milan show’s up on the other side of the street and yells out in greeting.  THE FUN PART NOW.  As Milan is crossing the street a car (that was me) comes up really fast and Selina tries to push him out of the way and they both get hit and go into comas.  She wakes up later to find that Milan died and yay fun.  So we were then asked to explained what happened and Meaghan says “we got into a coma”.  My url

TL;DR: inside joke with me and the german squad

pilferingapples  asked:

title game: Turn Over The Old Leaves ?:D

Okay, it’s post July 1830; everyone’s absolutely exhausted, worn down - and just down, in general. On top of it, one of Bossuet’s last close relative, an older uncle just died. It stings, badly, but the tiny light in a year of terrible luck is that he left Bossuet his house and land in Meaux. Well, it’s a small house, and the building and the land have seen better days. That fall, Bossuet then has the great idea of enlisting his friends - who honestly could use some time out of Paris - to help him work on the house a little, clean the yard, make sure it’s liveable (just in case they eventually need a place to stay with Musichetta, who hasn’t had her period in a couple of months…).

Cue friendship and support and comfort and love and possibly burying friends under piles of leaves.



So the inktober in process right now is escape, and I can’t really think of what to draw…? So I thought I’d share my thoughts in trying to figure this out. Um, well first I thought of Wolf escaping the lab, but that seemed too simple, like just some broken chains so I decided against it. Then I thought of escaping from reality, which I do often, but that seemed way too complex to even be possible. Then I thought of my best friend who more or less literally had to escape his house because of crazy religious family and the threat of foster care. He’s been gone for 3 hours and yeah, that’s not all that much, but it’s night now and I’m a bit concerned… Sorry for my rant..but yeah