I love that Sebastian posts pictures that he apparently lets “linger” in his phone for a while. Like he’s a picture hoarder. If his phone were his house, they’d have to bring “Got Junk” and a hoarding expert in to talk to him about it.
“Do you need these 16 different shots of you wearing red, silk pjs?”
“I see you have 23 different pictures of the same set of clouds. Can we maybe knock it down to, idk, 5?”
*shakes head* “Sebastian, pls, you don’t need this many pictures of you lying on that red car. Okay…okay, calm down. You love the car. The car is important to you.” *lifts hands* “We’ll keep all the car pictures, okay? Yes, all 76 of them.”