I just realized what would REALLY annoy Kylo Ren: if Rey were to pass along that Kenobi's NEW favorite among the current generation is ... Poe Dameron. He's a dashing hotshot pilot with fluffy hair, a penchant for dramatics, a sassy mouth, and an adorable (albeit foul-mouthed) quirky pet droid! AND he actually has a modicum of emotional stability! This is Kenobi catnip.
LOL! Oh God, this is so true. Obi-Wan shows up to help Rey with something, and then he just…keeps coming back, and posing handsomely and tossing his hair around in Poe’s general direction. He probably doesn’t even realize he’s doing it; it’s just a reflex. He is compelled to flirt with everybody, but especially anyone matching that description.
Anakin is going to be pissed. HE is the best pilot. HE has the fluffiest hair LOOK AT IT OBI-WAN LOOK HOW IT SHINES. HE does the sassiest backtalking, HE is the most dramatic, and NO ONE has a better droid than HE does. Anakin is angry at Kylo all over again because they never would have run across stupid Poe stupid Dameron if he hadn’t screwed everything up for everyone again.