Hockey!Ashton as a goalie though. Tough-as-nails, but not a hair on his head ever falls out of place, even after sitting under a helmet for 60+ minutes. You’re pretty sure he’s not even human, the way he’s so concentrated and stoic in goal, and the picture of handsome and suave off the ice. After a tough loss, one which has interviewers hounding him about the goal he allowed in overtime, he’s seething. He’s disappointed in his teammates for not having his back and disappointed in himself for not blocking the damn shot. His face is hard and he’s scolding himself over and over in his head, even when you’re sitting at home on the couch. So you turn off the sports channel he’s torturing himself with which only makes him more angry. He turns to you to say “I was watching that,” but he doesn’t protest when you silently take his hands and lead him into your bedroom so that he can take out his frustration in a more… productive way.