his so silly

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It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

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Mark is bad at games 😂😂 but he’s good at eating jellies🍬🍬 

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#i just want to know if the way she pushes his hair out of the way is something talia probably did for them as children #some sort of comforting small touch to make them feel better when they felt sick #or was it just instinct for cora to touch her brother in a very simple but comforting way because he needed it or maybe she needed it #to make sure her brother was okay #im just very emotional and i wish they would have explored their relationship more

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Headcannon that later in life, Mob uses his emotions to grow plants so he doesnt explode (uses them as an outlet sort of.)

During Monsta X’s first solo concert Kihyun was peacefully singing ‘Amen’ until Wonho stuffed his face with confetti 

but wonho’s fansite said wonho got on the floor 2 sec later and apologized kihyun for pranking him…prove of that..

but KNOWING EVIL MOTHER YOO KIHYUN AND HIS SAVAGE ACTIONS HE REMEMBERED THIS AND @ KCON LA HE CAME STRAIGHT UP TO WONHO AND CHOKED HIM BACK 

AND HE LEFT WONHO JUST LIKE THAT…. I CAN’T BELIEVE I STAN A MEAN SAVAGE SQUID

I don’t care what people say, the car wash scene is still one of my fav scenes in the movie

Day 5: Magnus + hair

“So did anything particularly interesting happen in the nineties?”

Magnus paused in the middle of making the strawberry daiquiri that Alec favored anytime Alec came over. “The nineties,” he repeated without turning around.

Alec hummed.

“Which nineties,” Magnus asked, needing further clarification as his eyes swept the trolley looking for the slice of lime he’d set aside for his garnish. “1690’s? 1790’s? 1890’s? You have to be more specific Alexander.”

“1990’s,” Alec replied.

Magnus paused for a moment and glanced up at the ceiling as he raked his brain, trying to remember if something of any particular importance happened in that particular decade. He shrugged. “Not really,” he muttered and resumed making the daiquiri. When he was done making it, he carefully placed the drink on the shelf by the trolley and set out to making a pisco sour for himself.

“Really,” Alec asked.

The question had him thinking about the decade again. Magnus shrugged. “Unless you count Ragnor’s fascination with early nineties R. Kelly.” Magnus chuckled. “I swear, I never thought I would hear the last of Bump ‘n’ grind.”

“Hmmmm,” Alec hummed again and something in the tone had Magnus spinning around to glance at him, eyebrows raised. He met Alec’s eyes and if the dancing light in their depths hadn’t tipped him off, the old fashion photo album definitely set the alarm bells ringing.

Magnus pointed at it. “Where did you get that?”

Alec smirked. “Raphael.”

Fuck. That bloodsucking betrayer! Magnus was going to dump itching powder on his sheets and make sure Raphael spent the entire day scratching himself.

“He said something about vengeance being a dish best served cold,” Alec added.

Forget itching powder on his sheets. He was going to make sure it was on every one of Raphael’s precious suits.

Magnus hung his head. “What’s the damage?”

Alec looked like he was barely keeping from bursting into laughter, which meant that yeah, the pictures would be as humiliating as he assumed.

Alec patted the space beside him on the couch and Magnus picked up his cocktail and Alec’s, and walked over to the love seat. He sat down and Alec flipped the page open and right there, for present day him to see was the one hair mistake he’d hoped would remain in the past.

His horrified expression was the tipping point for Alec who burst out laughing.

“It’s not funny Alexander,” Magnus grumbled as he sulked.

It just made Alec laugh so hard he whizzed as he pointed at the album. “But… Your hair…”

Magnus winced and stared down at the picture. Yup. Looking away hadn’t changed it. He was still sporting the Kriss-Kross braids that Ragnor had warned him would be a terrible idea. He hadn’t listened then.

Ragnor was right. He should have been agreeable to taking Ragnor’s advice more than once every three hundred years.

What the fuck had he been thinking?

“So, a huge Kriss-Kross fan huh,” Alec asked with a crooked grin.

Magnus sniffed. “Jump is hip hop gold. They don’t do songs like that anymore.” Alec was still grinning so Magnus added. “Besides, it was cute.”

That just set Alec off again and he flipped the page. “Is that the reason for the Tram line haircut as well?”

That was edgy,” Magnus pointed out.

Another page flip.

“Yeah. And the high top fade?” Alec grinned.

Magnus harrumphed and Alec chuckled. “Either way, your hair always looks lovely Magnus,” Alec said as he leaned forward to kiss him, short and sweet.

Magnus hummed as they broke apart and then snapped his finger.

“What was that for, Alec asked.

Magnus shrugged. "Nothing.”

Forget dumping the itching powder on Raphael’s sheets and suits, he was dumping it down his underwear as well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HOBI! OUR LITTLE SUNSHINE

HE IS SO PRECIOUS. We could give him all the stars in the world and it still won’t compare to how much he deserves. 300000000 TRILLION HEARTS FOR HOBI


YOONGI JUST CALLED HOSEOK HIS SOUL PARTNER!!!!!!!!!