his picture used to be he man

Marauders at Disney
  • James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
  • At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
  • Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
  • Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to. 
  • James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride. 
  • Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
  • James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
  • Sirius is rocking a man bun
  • James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
  • Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
  • Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins 
  • Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
  • Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached. 
  • James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
  • Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
  • Lots of “JAMES NO!” 
  • Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
  • They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
  • Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
  • He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
  • Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
  • Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
  • Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it) 
  • James in a flexing contest with Gaston
  • Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
  • And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first 
  • James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
  • Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
  • Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
  • Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
  • Sirius singing Small World on repeat
  • James trying to harmonize
  • Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
  • But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
  • Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
  • James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
  • Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
  • But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
  • Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
  • Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain 
  • Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island
BOYFRIEND! BTS - JUNGKOOK EDITION

☆Dating Jungkook would include☆

Originally posted by beatriceindre

-A WHOLE LOT OF AWKWARDNESS (before the emergence of the cocky muscle pig)

 -We all know kookie is a shy bunny so dont expect much from this fluffy meme ball at the begininning

-It would probably take few months(or years) for kookie to hold your hand 

 -FoR rEaL Tho

 -This bunny would be his own enemy when it came to intiating skinship 

 - ‘Y/N LimBs aRe finAlLy FreE–..oh no .. s/he’s eating some chips now… ‘oh man holy shit’ “ 

-MEMEMEMEMEMEMESSSS

 - Your messages between each other would just be full on meme

 - because meme is his favourite language

-only being able to talk to you through text 

 - tHe poor bOY woUld bE fRoZeN iN front of yOU

-Going to the hyungs for advice

 -but ends up getting teased T.T

-Lots of amusement park and active dates… you better bring your asthma pump with you..i mean you are dating jeon jungkook after all

 -IRON MAN NEED I SAY MORE 

 - Taking nothing but ugly pictures of each other

-and using them as blackmail weapons

 - YOUr wHOle family lOVe hiM

 -you look like the devil besides him to them he can do no wrong

-you two being the 'no you hang up first’ couple in the beginning but now he just hangs up 

 -tbh you both get off of annoying each other

 - (video calling your dad) 

You:Daddy! How are you? 

《A wild Jungkook appears behind you》 

Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Daddy’s fine… wHO iS– 

 Throws your phone out the window 

 -” Lets never speak of this again" 

“Since when did you become 'Daddy’? ” 

“Hussshhh~~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

 - You going to watch their dance practices = him forcing the memebers to dress up in live performance attire 

 -Jimin having to accept that kookie is taken T.T

- “Im okay rlly..anyways Taehyung’s free ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…”

 -If you’re short》You being teased mercilessly; Picked up at random times; literally being smothered when you hug him ; being called cuTE all tHE tIME; SPINS ALL THE TIME

 -If you’re tall》 marvelling at your beautiful long legs; no discrimination YOU’D ALSO BE CALLED CUTE ALL THE TIME; Seriously kookie would marvel at how elegant you looked; him being able to rest hishead on your shoulder,; KOOKIE SAID HE LIKES TALL GIRLS SO~~(i nEeD tO gROw) 

 - A lot of inside jokes… people just end up thinking you two are dumb beans -

 - Dont forget all the meme dances #1 Dance couple

-You guys would probably end up uploading a video with all of your signature meme dances combined 

 -Anime marathons~~~ if your not a fan of anime. you soon will be

SEXY TIMES (oH gOD nO)

Expectation:

Originally posted by ultranicolet

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Originally posted by queenwithcollars


REALITY (☆_☆)

Originally posted by kpoptrashandproud

Originally posted by mayfifolle

Originally posted by bts-yes-please

Originally posted by reneemallen

-You’d probably have to initiate any kind of intimacy 

-but once he feels comfortable with you –_-_-_-_-_-_ R.I.P YOU

-sERioUSLy- This boy would be a fuckin incubus once his shyness is gone

-kOoKiE tHe pErvErT iS bOrN

-You’d have to fence him off from you

-He wouldnt really be into public teasing because he’s a really private person

-if he decided to initiate it, he’d be fine

-THIGH RIDING

-A WHOLE LOT OF THIGH RIDING

-YOU BETTER WORSHIP THEM THIGHS

-You getting angry when he leaves visble hickeys but him still continuing

-You then plan on getting him back but then realise the massive sHit StOrm it would create so you back down

-instead you hide all his timberlands and replace all his white shirts with brony merch because you believe everyone should love my little pony 

Originally posted by kpopruinedmy-soul

- He wouldnt really be into PDA especially in front of the members. it would be too embarrassing for him.. he stiLl sHY and the hyungs have no mercy

☆Overall kookie would be a fun and chill boyfriend, a bit sensitive as long as you’re okay with dishing out hugs and affirmations then there should be no problem☆

Admin noodlecat

Phil’s Livestream // 2.9.17

He’s wearing his fox jumper

He’s going to draw out his birthday for as long as possibly

Dan got him a signed picture of David Boreanaz in the bath

Tb to that awful radiator photoshoot 

“It was very crotchy”

He doesn’t know how to smile with his eyes

In most photoshoots they want Dan to smile and Phil to do a funny face but that may change

They went to see Manchester by the Sea

The theater had footstools and some poor man kept falling over them

He ended up falling face first into Dan’s popcorn

“Why us? Why us?”

The Lesters attract weird people 

He had a list of movies he wanted to see before the Oscars

“I got to see about 4 snows”

“’You need to move out. I know!”

They had 3 more gas leaks that they had to get fixed

They are fine though dw

If there’s another leak they’d have to leave the house for a while so perhaps a holiday

Emu update

He hasn’t played Kingdom Hearts

“Why do people want to stick duct tape to fish?”

ASMR

He doesn’t like mouth noises

“Mouths man. They’re weird.”

His flowers are bloomed to the max

“Philly did something right”

They’re still loving Steven Universe 

He’s excited for Stranger Things season 2

He’s also watching Santa Clarita Diet 

He got a big new winter coat that’s black with a furry hood 

They got to feed meerkats with a girl named Zoe with Make A Wish

One of the meerkats was digging into his crotch because some food fell 

“If you’re ever bored just combine dogs and google it”

They also saw penguins, lions, and llamas at the zoo

He was singing Jingle Bells for like a week 

Presentation tips

“It’s time for your bath”

Sugar glider research 

More 8 ball answers

“I’ve had a lovely time chatting with you”

New Sims video soon

Mentions of Dan: ||||| ||||| |||||

People fear someone falling out of love with them, but no one usually questions what it’s like to be the one falling out. They can’t picture feeling that something must be horribly wrong with you because there’s no other plausible explanation for why your heart doesn’t flutter when you look at him like it used to. It was the position I never thought I would find myself in, yet here I was, looking at the man I supposedly loved and not feeling a thing. If there was anything there, it was negative. Annoyance, anger, sadness, the complete opposite of everything he used to make me feel. It wasn’t right to let him believe things were okay, so I told him. Watching his facial expression drift from a quiet seriousness into a brokenness I never thought I would cause, I wished I didn’t mean the words I said but I knew I did. I couldn’t keep running away, after all, where could I go when the person that used to feel like home no longer did?
—  Maxwell Diawuoh, Request: Telling the guy you love that you’re falling out of love for the same reason you fell in love with him.
Type Of Pranks BTS Would Pull On Their S/O

♡Seokjin♡: 

  • pretends to have made your favourite white shirt pink while doing laundry
  • push you off the bed when you were sleeping claiming you were disrupting his beauty sleep
  • pretends to have eaten the cake you’d been saving for when you got home

Originally posted by 55kumamons

♡Yoongi♡: 

  •  he’d prank you all the time and you wouldn’t even know bc his poker facing is amazing
  • *after he falls* “omg yoongi are you okay” *straight face* “no. i’m dying call 911.”
  • asks his s/o to hold his hand when he put on too much hand cream

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

♡Hoseok♡: 

  • pretends to be mad when he’s not
  • would wake you up by screaming
  • send you “ugly” pictures of yourself

Originally posted by gotjimin

♡Namjoon♡: 

  • pretends to not be in the “mood”
  • sends you a fake email
  • pretends to get hurt 
  • switches your drinks when you’re not looking

Originally posted by suga-mon

♡Jimin♡: 

  • more teasing pranks than anything (he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you)
  • changes his contact name in your phone to “tallest man in the world”
  • if you were shorter than him he’d intentionally place items you regularly use a shelf higher
  • he’d photobomb a lot

Originally posted by btsgifdump

♡Taehyung♡: 

  • hides under their s/o’s blanket and gives them a jump scare
  • changes the names of all your contacts
  • hides a fake spider in your bag
  • texts you song lyrics

Originally posted by armyfanclub

♡Jungkook♡: 

  • pretends to break up with you
  • changes the names of all your contacts
  • shakes a bottle of coke before giving it to you
  • places his foot on the weight while his s/o is weighing herself
  • mockingly imitates you lolol
  • his pranks would be intricate af too bc he’s a pos lmao

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Here’s a fun little observation: John Wick fights like an “action girl”.

My housemate and I watched the movie again last night and noticed that his style is like a less flashy version of Black Widow’s. He even use his legs to trap opponents. Look at those pictures up there. Isn’t that something you would expect a woman to do in an action movie?

He isn’t as muscular as most action heroes these days, so it makes perfect sense that he’d use that sort of style. I appreciate that.

(If you decide to watch this movie now, be warned; a dog is killed off camera which starts John Wick’s anger fueled quest for revenge. Yes, he is killing a man in those pictures because another man killed his dog. Dog owners will understand)

Dating Bucky Barnes would include :

- “doll”, “beautiful”, “love”, “gorgeous

- leaving sweet love notes such as “good morning handsome”, “I love you just the way that you are”, “you are NOT a monster”, “I love you” on the fridge, the TV remote or even his nightstand 

- him watching you sleep and thinking of how lucky he is to have you

- you doing the same

- comforting him whevener he has nightmares or feels bad about himself

- possessive Bucky 

- jealous Bucky

- Whenever he sees you talking with another guy, he stays calm at first and stays focused on whatever he was doing at that moment. But as soon as he considers that the guy thinks he has his chances with you, he shows up next to you, places an arm around your waist, kisses your cheek and says something like “Doll, who’s that man you’re talking too, huh ?

- “(Y/N) no” “(Y/N) yes

- him asking you to put his hair in a man bun before going on a mission

- both worshipping each other’s body 

-  sometimes asking to be the big spoon because you love the way Bucky circles your body with his arms and rests his head on your chest as you run your hands through his hair

- saying “I love you’s” multiple times through the day

- always making the other smile

- always complimenting the other and reminding him how beautiful he is

- rough sex, make up sex, gentle sex

-  taking pictures of him so you can look at them while he’s away

- teaching him how to use new technologies

- him not wanting you to leave the bed in the morning

- “But… doll. Stay in bed with me for a little longer. Work can wait.” he says with his morning voice.

- HIS MORNING VOICE DAMMIT

- loving the other like crazy

- you’re basically #couplegoals

- stealing his shirts

- constantly touching the other 

- lots, and I mean lots of cuddles

- him getting shy and blushes when you kiss his cheek in public but he’s always asking for attention and affection at home

- him opening up to you and understanding that you’ll never judge him for anything

- him reaching out for your hands when you’re outside, or even when he wants to have you close to him because it makes him feel safer

- you resting on his metal arm during summer nights because it’s cold

- him calling you at random times, forgetting what he wanted to tell you then appologizing and telling you he loves you

- you tracing the scar that separates his flesh from his metal arm before bed as he closes his eyes

- you being best friends with Sam and Steve

- reminding him several times that he doesn’t have to be jealous because you’re all his

- “You’re my mission tonight.” he says playfully before kissing your neck.

- him thinking that you’re an angel that needs to be protected at all costs

- him texting you tons of emojis that make no sense but you don’t complain because he thinks that that’s cute and it makes him happy

- morning sex

- showering together which leads to quickies

- you creating a playlist of musics that reminds him of you so he can listen to them when he’s away

- letting him touch and bread your hair when he anxious

- massaging his muscular back when he comes back from a mission

- going withhim to buy plums and groceries shopping

- old couples thinking that you’re adorable together

- him tightening his embrace around your waist whenever you move a little during the night because he’s afraid that you might leave him one day which leads to you caressing his hand and whisper “I’m not going anywhere, baby. Never.”

- him snuggling his face in your neck and hugging you by behind when you’re cooking

- sexual tension when you’re arguing

- someone get me a Bucky. please


REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Watching Matt’s new live chat just furthered my reasoning behind why I’m so in love with this man. I usually like actors for a little while then I just kind of… move on? It’s different with Matthew Daddario and that’s simply because he’s honestly unlike anyone I’ve ever seen. He loves spreading positive energy no matter what. He hates when people are being aggressive towards each other. If you don’t have time for love, Matt wants nothing to do with your negativity. It’s not an act too, this man genuinely cares about everyone and you can tell by how humbled he is. He could talk for hours expressing why he want’s everyone to love each other and he phrases it just right. You can literally tell how passionate he is about it just by how he randomly brings it up 24/7. 

He’s also incredibly intelligent and immensely sarcastic. He jokes with us all the time. He’s literally an 80 year old man stuck in a 29 year old mans body. He’s too caught up with his knowledge than he is modern day culture and that’s why he’s so clueless with popular things. It’s so gosh darn adorable.

He’s got this face. The face that shows when he’s genuinely thinking something through. He tends to pause, but then he uses large words as fillers to hope that we get distracted for what he’s trying to get to. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about, because you know that face.

His laugh and his smile. Honestly man, what the actual hell. His genes are so iconic. Speaking of his genes let’s just talk about him in general because that man is so beautiful it hurts.

He loves when people compliment his work with Malec. You can tell how proud he is that he’s doing something that means so much to many. He’s very, very passionate about being apart of this gay relationship. He loves talking about it and going in depth about what their relationship means and I just think it’s so wonderful for the fans. He’s doing the LGBTQ + community justice.

My favorite thing about him though, is his love and respect for us. Yeah, I already mentioned his love for love, but I’m talking about how he portrays it onto us. This man loves interacting with us as many times as possible. He always live tweets despite being caught up in shooting, he live chat’s as much as possible, he answers our questions with genuine respect, he constantly brings up how badly he wants to see us when he does live chat’s because he wants to see our faces, and during panels and such (specifically the Beyond/Shadowhunters one) he physically interacts with us without hesitation if asked (like hugging, pictures, etc.). He cares about us so much and he always acknowledges us. Always. 

There’s just different factors about this guy that make him such a wonderful, unique, talented, beautiful human being. I wish I could have the honor of meeting him, because he’s like no one else. He’s too much for us, how did we deserve him? How did we get so lucky? He’s such a blessing.

Knuckles : Boxer!Ashton One Shot

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Talk about a third date. 

If it were any other boy you’d probably be out at a restaurant or something on a night like this, flirting nervously across the dinner table while you try to decipher if he likes you enough to take your relationship to the next level. You’ve gone through the dating routine once or twice before, and had a pretty good idea of what to expect; if someone had told you a month ago you’d be standing right outside of a boxing ring while your date and another shirtless man beat each other to a pulp, you would’ve thought they were crazy. 

The crowd around you gasps and your own stomach lurches, empathetically feeling the punch that Ashton just took to the cheek. Blood is already dripping down his face, the source of it located just over his left eyebrow. He looks like a mess yet he’s still on his feet somehow, determined to keep retaliating, apparently even if it kills him. 

“Don’t worry,” Calum says next to you after noticing your concerned expression, “I’ve seen him win in worse conditions." 

You want to smile, appreciative of his effort to ease your mind, but every couple of seconds Ashton keeps getting hit, hard. It doesn’t matter to you whether he wins or loses, you just hope that your fourth date won’t have to take place beside a hospital bed. 

"Is it almost over?” you ask Calum, too new to this sport to know the ins and outs of the rule book. 

“One more round after th–Oh!

You missed what happened, but look back at the ring to find the opponent, a man named Donovan Diaz, struggling to stand up. Given the cheers from the audience, it sounds like most of the people here have their money on Ashton, and he just brought them one step closer to profiting. 

The round concludes and the fighters return to their separate corners, two teams quickly making their way into the ring to begin fixing up their boys. You wish you were allowed up there, yearning just to talk to Ashton, to treat him gently after witnessing the beating he’s taken for the last half an hour. Sitting on the short stool between rounds is the closest he’s been to you all night, each break like a minute-long tease that only makes you want to be near him more. You haven’t even said hi to him yet, not given the chance to do so before the match started. 

He knows you’re here, though. He spotted you next to his friend Calum after walking away from the first round, and lost focus for a brief second to give you a smile and a flirty wink. Some crowd members noticed, chiming in with playful remarks and whistles, causing your cheeks to burn bashfully. Ashton seemed so confident and well put together then, but that spark isn’t as evident now that he can barely keep his swollen eyes open while his crew tidies up his blood-splattered face. 

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bring me home in a blinding dream

title from ‘castle of glass’ by linkin park. another of those fake dating aus because apparently they’re the source of my life.


She was going to kill Mary Margaret.

It’s one thing being set up on a blind date. Emma had suffered through enough of those; her sister-in-law kindly believes that there’s a soulmate out there for everyone, and the way to find them is through chance encounters. Emma gets plenty of chance encounters. Nothing like being a bail bondswoman to introduce you to a lot of men.

(She had pointed that out to Mary Margaret the day before. Her sister-in-law had frowned, raised an eyebrow, and said, “Yes, you definitely want to spend the rest of your life with a criminal who you caught while wearing four-inch stilettos. No, you’re going out to dinner with a friend of a friend of a friend that I heard was recently single. Tomorrow night. At seven. Be prepared.” She had then kissed Emma on the cheek, pushed her toward the couch, and had left Emma’s apartment without so much as a chipper “bye!”)

It’s quite another thing being stood up on a blind date.

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(As always, you can find all my fic recs in my FIC REC MASTERPOST) 

- Feels Like Coming Home , by @phd-mama : The last thing Harry Styles expects when he’s hanging out at the Someday Cafe in Somerville one rainy October day is for his ex, Louis Tomlinson to walk through the door, but that’s exactly what happens. After a spectacularly ugly break-up three years prior, Harry hasn’t heard one word from Louis, and he’s moved on. Gotten over him. But having Louis back in his life, not to mention working at the restaurant where he’s a chef, isn’t easy, and the feelings that Harry thought he’d left turn out to be not so easily forgotten. This is a story about love and the power of forgiveness, and how the hard choices we make define us, and change our lives.

Larry ex to lovers AU (60k) : OOMMMGGGGGG this is the best angst fic I read for a long time !! Very well written, absolutely painful and beautiful, maybe some TW (read the tags) , but really really read this now. (kind of share that for the smut, awesome btw)

- When We Were Younger , by @waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee : About a week after Harry started visiting this particular chat room, he was watching some kid argue with the whole room about football, personally disinterested as he tipped a bag of crisps into his mouth. He happily chomped on the crumbs, taking a swig from a glass of Ribena to wash them down, glancing at the screen and very nearly spat the squash back out again. His heart was pounding wildly. The display icon of the argumentative newcomer had caught his eye, and not in a good way. He gulped as he clicked the picture, and when it popped up in full resolution, his heart nearly fell right out of his arse. - Sixteen year old Harry Styles’ world turns upside down when he logs on to gay teen chat to discover somebody has stolen his photos and used them as their own.

Larry Catfish AU (76k) : starting with teenage Harry and going on for a few years of a online/phone relationship. Very well done ! angsty and (obviously) full of phone sex :D (kind of share that)

- Save your loving arms for a rainy day , by @briannamarguerite : “What’s got your panties in a twist, then, pop star?” the man finally asked, his gaze returning to Louis’ face. Something pressed against Louis’ chest and for a moment Louis let himself wonder what it would be like to let all his secret spill out. To fall into the space between them and be devoured by this stranger. Terror mingled with bliss, tangling into a sharp throb he had to swallow hard against. “Absolutely nothing,” Louis said instead. “Happy days, yeah?”The man clicked his tongue once, a disappointed, wet tetch that Louis felt. Actually felt. “My mistake.”Louis turned desperate eyes on him, blinking too fast. He could see his own lashes flutter. “I’m living the dream, mate” he said and even he could hear the way his voice cracked along the edges. “What would I have to be upset about?”–Or the one where Louis is a pop star who has lost his voice and Harry helps him find it.

Larry famous-not famous AU (19k) : singer Louis and record-shop Harry, a bit angsty, some good smut (bottom Louis) and songwriting,  very well written !

- Your Love Was Handmade , by @inked-withlove : There must be a rule book describing in detail how you proceed from being best friends to lovers. That’s what Louis thinks. But maybe, there isn’t a need, Harry decides. Maybe you just follow your instinct and…run your finger down your best friend’s bare back. That should seal the deal for sure.Or, Harry and Louis are best friends who are also mutually pining, and when a work trip looms in to separate the two of them for three weeks, they finally get their shit together.

Larry BFF to lovers AU (5k) : BFFs who share a apartment  and are pining on each other are my kind of shit. Just a bit of smut.

- Perfect Storm , by @cherrystreet​: What do you do when your best friend asks you and your (now) ex to be the best men at his destination wedding? You can either tell him the truth, tell him you’re not together anymore, and deal with the consequences, or you can pretend you’re still together and roll with it, just pray you don’t spiral. Fake it ‘til you make it. You know, for the sake of the wedding.Harry and Louis choose the latter.

Larry ex to lovers and fake relationship with a twist AU (80k) : angsty (but not THAT much), smutty (hello angry sex)(botyom Louis) and awesome :)

- You’re My Favorite Bird , by @supernope : Harry sets his hands on the counter and leans over them, looks Louis in the eye and says, “Louis, would you like to go bird watching with me?”Louis just blinks at him for a moment, like he’s not sure how to respond, then says, voice slow and unsure, “Is that a euphemism?”  Also known as: Harry is an ornithologist and Louis owns the camera repair shop where Harry gets his photos printed. Niall works for Louis, Liam works with Harry, and Zayn paints. There’s a cat, some camping, some bird watching, and obscene amounts of fluff.

Larry AU (33k) : Ornithologist-Photographer Harry, a lot of pining, some great smut (bottom Harry) , and kudos for the tattoos.

- Down For The Count And I’m Drowning And I’m Helpless  , by  patdkitten : “Staring costs extra, mate,” he says, perfectly cheeky. Harry didn’t know he found cheek sexy, but it’s definitely a turn on. He’s working up a response, turn on the Harry Styles trademark charm, when he hears a small whirring sound. Somehow, in his approach, Harry’d missed the ears perched on the barista’s head. Now that he’s aware of them, though, the dark brown fuzzy ears tipped in black twitch in his direction with another quiet whir. They remind him of the maid cafe he went to once in Japan, but while they hadn’t been attractive to him there, on this barista, they’re as sexy as the cheek.Yeah, Harry could definitely use a booty call. Maybe if he’s lucky, the barista’s getting off soon and would be interested in getting off with him…? He can dream, at least.— Harry Styles is an international pop star who suffers from insomnia, and Louis is the sassy little barista in fox ears and tail that won’t get out of Harry’s head. And the sexting is pretty damn great, too.

Larry Coffe Shop AU and Famous/not famous (5k): popstar Harry and sassy barista Louis, no smut.

- Love Is a Kitten from Hell      by  Anonymous : Louis Tomlinson passes himself off as an arrogant prick at his new school to hide the fact that he’s terrified of being bullied again. Just when he’s getting tired of putting up walls, he finds himself in a local pet shop where he finds a sanctuary playing with the kittens in the front window.Harry Styles is the popular football player who works at the pet shop, secretly watching the boy he thought was utterly unlikable prove him wrong. Partnered together for a class project, Harry gets more and more hints that Louis is actually someone worth getting to know. But the real question is, will Louis let Harry in?

Larry High school AU (8k) : cute and fluffy, with no smut.

Kylo's Eyes and Possible Redemption

The biggest takeaway for me right now from the TLJ panel and promo material is just how unhappy Kylo looks. Those are not the eyes of a man who is feeling overly comfortable with his situation, who feels secure in his position. They are the eyes of a man who has made many choices he regrets; the eyes of a man who is lost; the eyes of a man who is harboring a scared little boy inside him. It’s the same look we, the audience, see right after he kills Han. Conflict and confusion. And it’s not just that that’s the still we got; he has the same look about him in the poster.

Releasing all of those promotional pieces (stills, poster, trailer) was a conscious decision by the wonderful people at Lucasfilms, and if the narrative they were trying to spin was one of an irredeemable villain who would be a static character throughout the film, then I’m sure they could have told told Adam to have the expression that we see on Luke’s face on the poster, but they didn’t; instead Luke looks angry and menacing (as he damn well should be. The man needs a break!), large in the picture and imposing on Rey and Kylo, whereas Kylo looks pensive, despondent, forlorn, yet also determined. We are lucky to have such wonderful actors in the franchise, and one of Adam’s shining qualities is his ability to play his characters in a very nuanced and raw way. If Rian told him to play the villain, he would kick ass and be the scariest bastard ever, but that’s not what we see. Adam gives us a broken, untethered Kylo, and all of it was intentional!

I wouldn’t be surprised if TLJ makes us take a front row seat to Kylo’s torment. He’s not in a good place right now; he killed his own father (which, as we know from the screenplay and the novelization, made him feel weaker, the exact opposite of what Snoke promised he would feel), he’s isolated from the rest of his family, and he’s beginning to doubt the power figure in his life (Snoke). He’s had his whole way of thinking and his “support system” (as crappy as it is) upended in less than a day. He’s angry at himself and the world; he’s scared of what will become of him (either if he doesn’t please Snoke, or what the weakness and pull to the light he’s been feeling mean to who he will become), and he’s all alone throughout this.  Look at his eyes immediately after he stabs Han.

Originally posted by augustren

It’s very similar to his expression in the poster and the still.  There’s not much lower that he can go.

My prediction for TLJ, especially given what we’ve seen in the trailer, as well from the various cast interviews and panels leading up to SWCO17, is that Kylo may do a runner and defect from the FO (although I also think he considers himself apart from the Order), not to the resistance per se, but to Rey and the rest of our plucky protagonists. We already know (from the databank, novelization, screenplay, etc.) that there is some sort of connection between Rey and Kylo and that they are intertwined in each other’s destiny, and I think that Kylo knows (or at least suspects) it, too, so it would make sense that he would maybe follow that lead in order to find some stability and power to create his own fate.

I know that some people have been volleying about that the scene with Phasma and the stormtroopers walking out of the burning wreck may be connected to this scene:

Originally posted by kylos

and Kylo may turn on the order (possibly because of Rey’s pleading). I don’t think that I’m ready just yet to guess at what actual shots are showing in relation to the rest of the film, but I do think that there will be some sort of scene with a similar outcome and meaning to the overall plot. Regardless, you can see the determination in his eyes. To me, it’s no longer anger and hate and frustration; it’s passion and resolve. He is very different in this moment to where he is at the end of TFA and in much of the promo material we have. This is a man on a mission, and I don’t think he’s Snoke’s lapdog anymore.

I don’t know whether any of that may come to pass, but I would bet money on this film being the one where Kylo begins his road back to being Ben. At this point, I’m just rambling and trying to process everything we got today.

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1) Bryan Fuller ended up wearing a pin badge with the art I did for @darkdreamsofhannigram ’s fic

2) The only picture I’ve found which evidences this also includes the magnificent dong straws (photo used with permission)

3) We are so blessed by this man

First Date with the chocobros (+Ravus)

Noctis:

  • netflix and chill date
  • literally
  • he will put up Justice Monsters Five on the huge tv and lounge with you on the couch, which thankfully transforms into a bed to accommodate all the snacks and limbs
  • evening nap turns into night nap
  • super chill date with no pressure
  • he laughs more when he thinks nobody is looking!
  • sleeps on your leg by accident 
  • or is it?

Prompto:

  • Zoo date!
  • gush about cute animals and take lots of selfies with the Anak babies!
  • he’ll blush while holding your hand and by the end of the day will have progressed to putting his arm over your shoulder
  • giggling most of the conversation
  • he’ll buy you a cactuar plush from the souvenir corner
  • you want to kiss him by the end of it but he’s too flustered and runs away!
  • messages you later that night that he had the best time of his life ♥
  • and sends you all the pretty photos he took of the animals and food
  • but keeps some of them a secret because he’s too embarrassed to admit that you looked cute in the ones where you weren’t looking

Ignis:

  • Home cooked dinner date
  • he will set the lights and scents to match the evening and pick you up from whatever transportation stop you choose to use with flowers in hand
  • will detour with you to the store to buy ingredients, allowing you complete freedom to choose what you want to eat
  • pours expensive drinks for you both to sip on while chatting over the cooking preparations
  • he will flash a sweet smile when you ask to help him but will decline your generous offer because ‘royalty don’t do chores’.
  • he let’s you wipe the fog off his glasses though, and let’s you put them back on his face yourself
  • (⁎❝᷀ົ ˙̫ ❝᷀ົ⁎)
  • his hair is so soft!!!
  • his voice lulls you into a different kind of drunk after the delicious meal and you wonder if he’s used the funny mushrooms
  • he didn’t, of course, but you’re entranced nonetheless and he smells so good
  • in the morning you’re glad you bought a spare toothbrush when you were buying ingredients  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gladio:

  • Amusement park date!
  • He will impress you with his punching bag record! he will make that mallet ring the bell! he will absolutely NOT scream on that scary ride!
  • okay maybe a little screaming
  • but only because he doesn’t want you to scream alone !(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
  • will win you that giant moogle plush and carry it around proudly for the rest of the trip
  • finishes your sandwich and shares his dessert with you
  • holds your hand when you least expect it and appear nonchalant about it, but you can tell he’s affected by it because he won’t stop brushing his hair back with the other hand
  • buys matching keychains so you can always remember him whenever your keys jingle
  • it’s not like you can forget after that sweet kiss at the park gates!

Ravus

  • The former prince of Tenebrae will do everything by the book: flowers, a comfortable ride, a VIP reservation for a musical, followed by a fantastic dinner in an expensive hotel
  • he will literally follow the book Lunafreya gave him about dating
  • he has no idea what he’s supposed to do most of the time if it’s not in the book
  • stiffens and goes completely silent when you try to hold his hand
  • the evening was nice but it almost feels scripted
  • so you get him to drink one two shots more than is deemed appropriate for a man of his stature
  • suddenly he’s ranting about “that fucking minister Besithia”
  • also admitting that he once attempted to sell an expensive heirloom that belonged to someone else’s dad
  • he falls asleep on your shoulder throughout the ride home, asking you about “a thing” that he must do but can’t recall the details of
  • you decide you like Ravus more than Prince Ravus
  • Lunafreya uses his phone to send you a picture of him sleeping in a pile of her dogs
  • it’s now your screen background and you regret nothing
Do not bully strangers online under your real name.

On a local Facebook group for my uni there is this obnoxious asshole who posts racist/sexist/transphobic comments on every single post, even where they have no relevance to the topic being discussed.

He is your typical socially unaware bully very much obsessed with internet culture, he uses all the buzzwords that /pol/ enjoys. He does all of this under his real Facebook account, under his real name. I have mutual acquaintances with him and I’m told he’s the same in person.

About 6 months ago I made a post in the group about a poster I saw on campus. He made a clearly racist comment, and said he enjoyed ripping those posters down. I told him to fuck off. His online buddies came and joined him, another girl called him out and they all began calling her a “cuck” and making jokes about how the page isn’t a “safe space” and how he identifies as an “attack helicopter”.

At this point I was fuming. And made a final comment calling him an asshole. As a result of this, he made sock puppet facebook accounts and started messaging my family members.

He sent a message to my girlfriend saying that I cheated on her (I didn’t). He sent gore to my mother and said “[my name] told me to show you this”. This was the moment where I flipped - I will destroy this man child.

I bought the domain name that is his name. “FirstNameLastName.com”, with whois privacy to obscure my identity. I took screenshots of all the abhorrent comments and content he had posted under his name. I went to his profile and saved pictures of him. Then I set up a Wordpress site with all these screenshots, alongside a small commentary, alongside using his full name many, many times.

I waited 3 months before putting the website live.

Now, a google for his name brings up this site as the top result.

1 week ago I got a rambling email begging for it to be taken down. An attempt at an apology. I didn’t reply.

3 days ago I got a message threatening legal action for defamation. Unfortunately for him, he has no grounds. All I’ve done is consolidate his racism/sexism/shittiness into a single location for the world to see.

I’ll probably take the site down at some point. Not yet though, accounting internship applications are coming up for him.

It has been a very satisfying week.

EXO REACTION TO YOU PUNCHING SOMEONE TO DEFEND THEM

KAI

*He watched in shock as your fist hit the face of his manager. One minute he was moaning at Jongin for his tardiness and lack of enthusiasm for what he was meant to be doing and the next he had blood seeping from his lip. You were shocked you had hit him too but the frustration was clearly too high to handle*

K: “I think we should run off now”

Y/N: “Me too”

Originally posted by kyungception

SEHUN

*You were not in the mood for anyones shit today so it was only natural for anyone testing your patience to be socked in the mouth. Today the poor (but not so poor bc he was being r00d to the king of asia) sod in your line of fire was a trainee who thought it was ok to disrespect your man. Sehun just stood back, hand covering his mouth as he tried not to burst out into laughter. As you walked away he followed you and stared with his kouth wide open pointing at where it just occured*

S: “Wow I can’t believe you just punched him, he is going to tell everyone..I..that was amazing, you really are the best”

Originally posted by blondejongin

SUHO

*You started a fight with this man because he dissed your man and you weren’t having that AT ALL. You punched him in the arm, brimming with overconfidence and stood back to realise u fucked up. Junmyeon saw the entire scene and knew he had to step in. 

STYLIST: “Is Y/N in another fight over you again?”

JM: “Yeah she is lovesick what can i say, I better go and jump to the defence”

STYLIST: Why do you need to take your top off?”

JM: Because I look good”

Originally posted by lawlliets

CHANYEOL

*All he heard were the words “Chanyeol hasn’t got a tiny wanger” followed by the screams of someone other than you.

CY: “Jesus christ here we go again”

Originally posted by kkaebsooquishy

BAEKHYUN

*You told him what you did to defend his honour, he didn’t say anything he just got up and walked to his laptop*

Y/N: “What are you doing, I just told you I punched someone and you walk off”

BH: “Well yeah Im looking for dispatch pictures i wanna use it as a meme”

Originally posted by evilkyubiased

D.O

*He got all wide eyed when you told him what you did, but then found it rather cute so his smile broke out. It’s not like you liked violence, or much physical movement at all so the fact you wacked someone for him was a bit of an honour really*

Originally posted by smileysoo

CHEN

*Word had gotten out that you the partner of Kim Jongdae hit a famous actor round the face for saying his hair looked like a sweet potato in Hey Mama. It really wasn’t too serious to him but you were NOT having someone call ur man a vegetable. A few days later Exo had an interview where Jongdae was asked how he felt about what went down. He had no response valid for this question so smiled until another member changed the topic*

 Xiumin: Anyways so about Kris leavi..”

Suho: Dont chANGE it to tHAT

Xiu will bring up anything to save his best friend buddy buddy of chums jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

TAO

*This guy started getting rude to Martial arts king Huang Zitao because he admitted he was scared of heights. Tao was about to sass back but you got in there first and didnt look back*

“Lol u scared of heights you’re such a pus..”

*Tao couldn’t believe his eyes as your first came into contact with this mans nose*

T: Y/N what are you doing?? thats Kris!”

Y/N: “As in Kris wu former bandmate??…oh well you guys fell out anyways right”

Originally posted by ztaohs

LAY

*Lay was in a panic, as soon he had come to terms with the scene in front of him and grabbed your arm and pulled you away from the man you just hit*

YX: “You just punched the presidENT Y/N we are going to J A I L”

Y/N: “What was I meant to do she said your album was “pretty good” im sorry but it was AMAZXING (dont forgive me for this basic, common ass pun)

Originally posted by luedeer

KRIS

*He knew it was pointless top try and stop you when you were in fighting mode, however his manager told him to calm you down so he sarcastically and half heartedly said some words as the side*

K: oh no y/n stop..dont do that..you should calm down…and yep there we go she hit him”

*Fake surprised*

This gif is so cute im screnkfiwf THRU MY ASS

Originally posted by hyung-bi

LUHAN

UGLI: “Luhan sucks and the only thing he can get sucked is his dik by u u hOE”

*He had never seen you fling a bitch so hard in his lyfe, he stood back not wanting to get in the way of this*

Y/N: “I will have you know he could get his dicc sucked by many bitches ok, even tho he technically cant bc he is mine but you get my p0INT”

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

XIUMIN

*He stood and watched as you thew those punches to those who said he didn't love Luhan like Luhan loved him, you were hvaing NONE of that*

Y/N: yES he LOVED LUHAN OK HE DID LOVE HIM HE STILL DOES HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THEIR LOVE”

XM: “Yes she is mine believe it or not she is mine”

Originally posted by xiuboyfruits


banter m8

The Arrangement (Part 3)

Summary: Dean reflects on your first date, and makes plans. The second date goes a little better, though Dean finds out how good your acting skills really are.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,700

Warnings: language, angst, sexual implications/references (shocking, Dean’s mind is in the gutter)

A/N: Part 3! Hope you guys like it! (not my image, but this is was my Dean inspiration for this part)

Need to catch up? Part 1 - Part 2

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My Enemy’s Woman - Request

Requested by anon:  I would love to read your version of Moriarty becoming interested in the reader (either sexually or just typical Moriarty) and Sherlock gets upset and protective because she’s his girlfriend/fiancé/wife. Flirting, Innuendos, and everything that makes Moriarty the beautiful human that he is

Pairing: Sherlock x reader / Moriarty flirting with reader.

Word count: 1,132

Warning: Sexual innuendos.

A/N: Jim is such a complex character… Feedback is highly appreciated, guys!

Enjoy!

Originally posted by bethereinagiphy

Sherlock had never run faster in his whole life. Not even the pouring rain could stop him; no matter how much he slipped, he would get up and continue to run. The people around him would either move to the side, freeing the way, or be pushed by him. He had to get back to 221B.

The fear, the anxiety, the nerves got over him, taking over the bit of control he had of himself and his own emotions. His hands, forehead and armpits were sweating and his heart was beating faster – and no, it had nothing to do with his current running marathon – without mentioning the fact that he was looking paler than usual.

He was human, after all, and knowing that the one person who could get him to feel, to embrace his humanity, could be in mortal danger was more than enough for him to forget about everything else and act like a regular person would. If it had been someone else, except for John of course, he would’ve acted as chill as possible; but it was (Y/N) and there was no time to play-pretend when it came to her.

It was just one text message, a very simple and annoyed one that made him lose all control. She had sent it, or so it seemed, because Sherlock received it from her phone. It could’ve been a trap, or worse, but that didn’t matter because Sherlock would become even more reckless when she was involved.

If he exploded, if he got murdered, or trapped or kidnapped, it didn’t matter. As long as she was safe… he would go to the end of the world and sacrifice himself to the Gods if necessary.

His fear was such that his whole body turned off the physical sensations, and so he didn’t notice the muscular exhaustion that was caused by him crossing London by foot in less than ten minutes. He also didn’t feel the scrapes on his knees and elbows, as well as that little twist in his ankle. No, all he could focus on was saving (Y/N).

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