his name says it all doesnt it

okay but tbh lgbt etc people are more likely to come out in moving vehicles (i would know) so like… trans percy coming out to sally on one of the car rides to their special place, that beach where she met poseidon.

its fugliano’s shitty car and percy hates it, of course, but his mom is there and its so easy to forget all the bad things in their life when its just him and his mom. theyre talking, just catching up because hes been at school, and he says, suddenly, “mom, can you ask you something weird?” and she nods her consent.

percy asks “if i was a boy, what would you have named me?”

its a pretty standard question, lots of kids ask it, so she doesnt think anything of it. she thinks for a long time about it, going through the names she considered before the sex reveal, trying to decide, but then says “perseus” and he hears the name and he loves it so much. he asks her why and she explains, tells the story of perseus the hero, the tale of the hero that survived. when the story finishes, all thats left is the sound of the tires on the road, the wind rushing around them from speed. its a comfortable silence, mostly, but percy is fighting to find resolve and sally can kind of tell.

suddenly, he asks, in a voice so quiet she can barely hear him, “will you call me perseus?” and his voice still breaks and it surprises him more than it surprises sally somehow, who looks over with wide eyes before looking back at the road. she agrees, no matter what, but she asks why. he tries to explain, but he doesnt have the vocabulary beyond “because im a boy.” she agrees again, says yes, of course, anything for my baby boy, and then suddenly percy is crying and hard too.

percy’s tears startle a wet laugh out of her and her voice is thick when she says “oh baby no, no crying, we’re okay, i love you” and percy cant find the voice to tell her thats hes just so fuckin happy so he just smiles as big as he can, laughing too.

im just. really emotional rn

Matt Lanter, voice of Anakin Skywalker...

I really love the idea of simple misunderstandings for the sake of humor and stuff, so anyways pls imagine everyone in the bureau of balance becoming slowly more aware of Kravitz’s existance but not being able to find out exactly who he is

Carey and Killian start playing a game called “preference or powerful” b/c they’ve met Kravitz a couple times and have seen the kind of clothes he wears and Carey’s convinced it’s because he’s just a weird goth man. Killain thinks something about Kravitz rubs her the wrong way and that he’s probably more powerful then he seems, but because he never actually told them his name and b/c he doesnt use his accent at the BoB they havent figured out that he’s kravitz

Carey enlists magnus and angus into the game but magnus has never actually seen Kravitz around so all he has is second hand descriptions that have led him to believe Taako’s dating the Strangest Man Alive. Meanwhile, Angus has everything figured out pretty quickly, but he’s not really sure if he sound say anything.  Merle has seen Kravitz, but everytime he has, he just assumes it’s a BoB employee he doesn’t know about, and therefore doesn’t care.

Avi & No3113 both see Kravitz turn into a skeleton at one point but Avi just stares for a second and goes “well this is not my problem” and decides to never mention it. No3113 told Carey and Killian eventually but she feels bad about it b/c she thinks she’s chosing Killian’s side.

Meanwhile, Johann and Leon are trying not to get sucked into the game.Johann’s met Kravitz once and they had a very small bonding session that was basically just Kravitz going “hey i know shit about music” so he’s convinced Kravitz is like, the best person ever. Leon doesn’t want to talk about anything related to Taako, which includes his boyfriend.

everyone agrees not to tell the director because she has enough to worry about without someone telling her a stranger keeps showing up on the base

Norman Reedus x Reader - You’re all I need (SMUT) (Request)

- Anon: Could you do Norman getting caught having a little sneaky him time in his trailer over the new make up artist that he’s crushing on bad
and she catches him saying her name (reader) from outside and storms in on him and he doesnt notice till hes finished that shes stood there
and she gets annoyed with him and wont let him explain himself and he gets frustrated and teary cuz he’s embarrassed and pins her to a wall and smut like hell 😍😍
pretty please I would just die 😶

WARNING: HELLA SMUT

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO, SORRY FOR EVENTUAL ERRORS

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voltron band au

band au bc???? i fucken wanna ok 

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  • shiro is the lead singer n he has one of the most velvety voices ever?? and everyone is like holy shit ma n,,, like holy fuck. he used to just sing in choirs and stuff but he eventually put that aside once befriending the rest of the band. his folks back at his small hometown weren’t exactly happy with his choice of music, but they’re proud enough. but not only can he sing, he can play the guitar too. shiro stans are constantly talking about his sharp handsome features along with his muscles. out of the band, hes the most collected of them all but has a bit of a goofy side that the fans freak out over. 
  • keith plays lead guitar and is a fucking beast at it. everyones a fan of keith’s guitar solos. his electric guitar is colored red and is named the Red Paladin. keith has been playing the guitar since age 8 when he was first put into guitar lessons. additionally, keith adds his own vocals at times and sometimes sings solos in songs. keith stans are attracted to him for his emo-like persona and a few jokingly refer to him as gerard way (which keith doesnt mind until the rest of the band begins calling him that too) and a lot of the fans are attracted to his ~mysterious~ personality. despite looking the scariest, hes actually a puppy at heart and is probably the dorkiest of the group 
  • lance plays the bass and plays it like a god. his rhythm is smooth and constant and everyone’s got a thing for his bass solos. he owns a blue bass that he calls the Blue Paladin (a mirror to keith’s guitar). he first self taught himself the guitar at age 12 and then further on taught himself how to play the bass. he too provides vocals and the group all agrees that he harmonizes best with keith. to the fanbase, he is revered as memelord and king of shitpost. hes the one whos constantly dabbing and making awful jokes at concerts. lance stans love him for his charisma and oozing confidence. he is one of the funniest and light hearted of the band. 
  • pidge plays the keyboard and can play at such a fast rate it rivals sonic’s speed (lance’s words). when shes playing the keyboard she is completely in the zone, eyes trained as her fingers glide across her instrument. in between songs at concerts though, shes always ready to provide a joke at the expense of her teammates (all in love ofc). shes also the one in charge of the effects that go on during concerts (aka how lights will go, whats on the monitors, etc). the smartest of the bunch, pidge is also considered the most savage and wont hold anything back. pidge stans love her for her fiery personality and just maybe bc pidge is adorably tiny 
  • hunk plays the drums and is phenomenal. hes always so enthusiastic to play and has the most energy to play during a concert. his beats are the backbone of their songs and as a member is the heart of the band. he began playing the drums at a young age and was always fascinated by music. he lovingly refers to his drum set as the yellow paladin and he insists pidge call her keyboard the green paladin but she finds it ridiculous. he is also the one they depend on to fix their instruments and equipment, seeing as hes rather handy with those things. hunk’s fanbase loves him for his kind personality and humor. along with keith, he too is a bit of a puppy and the fans l ov e it. hes also the most hard working of the band, always the last one to leave the studio bc he just HAS to get this right. 
  • allura is actually a solo artist herself and was the one who discovered them. she saw them playing at one of their small gigs one time and decided that they needed to tour with her. she is the daughter of alfor altea, owner and creator of Altea Records. allura offers the band a recording label there, to which they agree to gladly. as a solo artist, she has a large following. her voice is known in the business for being so powerful with her barely trying. she serves as a mentor to the band and helps as much as she can. 
  • coran is allura’s manager and works for alfor at altea records. as allura’s manager, he also doubles as the band’s manager too. very quirky and a bit of an oddball, coran always has ideas and is the best when it comes to PR. he too is known by the fans as manager and often stars in the band + allura’s social media. this gains coran a few fans that hes awfully proud of and thinks its the best thing in the universe. (he also lowkey totally has a crush on alfor but as if hed ever act on that but in reality alfor is trying his best to make it known to the redhead that his feelings are reciprocated) 
  • um ofc the band’s name is Voltron what did u expect 
  • shiro and keith were the first ones of the band basically. keith convinced shiro that his voice was fucking good as hell man and that he should quit choir and maybe start up something new 
    • they end up meeting pidge, lance, and hunk after performing at some open mic night bc lance decided hed insult the song they performed (which keith wrote) it was eventually settled when lance admitted that shiro’s voice was amazing though and that keith’s guitar playing was pretty good
      • “not too good of course”
    • after a week or so when shiro first learns that the others play instruments, it hits him that theyve been whats missing all along and eventually they all come together and form voltron 
  • despite originally clashing, keith and lance actually make a pretty good team and write some of the best lyrics together 
  • shiro is constantly acting as a buffer for each of them, often at times having to cross out inappropriate lyrics or song choices
    • “for the last time, pidge, we’re not gonna write a song about birds fucking”
    • “its a perfectly good song and you know it" 
  • hunk coming up with the best beats and rhythms and all out of nowhere just because he was randomly tapping his hands against some object 
  • pidge playing pranks on them during concerts and one time steals shiro’s mic when he’s occupied on a different part of the stage 
  • um yeah ofc the fans ship #klance and the two blush and get flustered over it every time its mentioned but they get together eventually bc honestly everyone saw it coming 
  • the top two things people look forward to in meet and greets: touching shiro’s bicep and getting to experience one of hunk’s bear hugs 
  • fans know about hunk’s passion for cooking so they like to tweet him about it. some even go as far as gifting him food and its honestly the sweetest thing ever
    • hunk sends out a personalized thank you tweet to everyone who gives him food
  • keith is constantly being asked by the fans to wear eyeliner
    • emo style bc they already have shiro wearing winged eyeliner
  • the band going through the the internet to see what fans are saying and being simultaneously overwhelmed with happiness and also confused as to what the hell theyre going on about
    • “why are they calling me daddy? am i a fatherly figure?" 
    • ”…im a sinnamon roll”
    • “wait who the fuck just called me a rip off pete wentz”
    • “why are people making so many memes of keith but not me?? the actual memelord??”
    • “someone just called me a cinnamon roll?? thats the most adorable compliment ever"
  • allura constantly having to Stop them from posting awful things on their social media 
    • “shiro i dont think #dicksoutforharambe is the social movement you want your name tagged onto”
    • “but lance said it was for a good cause”
  • everyone in the band realizes that coran is head over heels for alfor and finds it both hilarious and endearing but also sad bc?? hes so oblivious?? its so obvious alfor likes him back smh 
    • except for lance though. he isnt even aware until hunk makes a joke about coran and alfors’ wedding 
  • their fanbase being called paladins bc why not
    • (sorry im not letting it be called quiznaks. i cant let us be called fucks i just cant)
  • band selfies more like “pidge i understand its difficult for you to be seen but you dont have to stand on the table–no dont argue its not safe”
  • pidge can secretly rap hella good and decides to showcase it one time in lance’s snapchat story
    • SHE RAPS NICKI MINAJ’S MONSTER VERSE ONE TIME N IT IS WILD AF
  • lance wont stop making lance bass jokes and no one knows why exactly
  • o god hunk driving all the fans wild when he throws his drum sticks out to the crowd at the end of a concert and is smiling widely in all his sweat filled glory
  • also shiro totally always purposely wears sleeveless shirts at concerts bc Oh Yeah
    • o and also shiro still has a prosthetic arm in this au just saying 
  • hunk and pidge fucking around with the stage equipment and stuff for shits n giggles
    • until allura and shiro find them n tell them to stop
  • one time lance is told to do the opening to one of their songs at a concert and he just strums his bass idly before saying “anyway, here’s wonderwall”
  • oh my god keith answering interviewer’s questions impulsively without thinking
    • “what part are you from?”
    • “my mother’s womb part”
  • they all adopt a black cat as their band mascot (irl they just wanted a cat) named voltron who constantly wears a multi colored sweater (red,blue,yellow,green) which was knitted personally by lance.
  • pls imagine thEm playig THE VOLTRON THEME SONG EVERY BEGINNING OF A CONCERT

,,,,,,,,, b an d a u

thinking about trans girl jason grace is making me emotional like just….

1) she hates her big muscles. she wants to be slender and pretty, but shes too… big! shes just this big hunk of muscle from training her entire life and it makes her feel embarrassed, ashamed, dysphoric. then, when she and hazel are sparring, hazel pulls up her sleeves or takes off her sweater to reveal huge biceps and jason feels a little bit prettier in her skin. she looks at reyna’s arms a little, touching her own biceps and feels…. okay. like maybe being a girl is more complicated than she’d ever considered it could be.

2) she feels embarrassed, too, for realizing so late. will knew he was trans from when he was a little kid, and yet, up until she realized she could even THINK of being a girl, she just never had. she had been comfortable as a man, or at least she thought so, and now everything is scary and different and she doesnt get it.

will and dakota and reyna and leo all knew they were transgender from under the age of 12. here she is, 19, and she’s struggling to figure it all out. she’s glad for their support, but she feels… wrong. she’s at camp half blood talking about it quietly to annabeth one day and annabeth goes silent for a moment. then, jason finds herself guided to the big house, talking to mr d. mr d says he’s still confused about gender, even after all this time, and that its pretty normal to be, all things considered. she asks almost jokingly if its “ms or mrs d” and dionysus LAUGHS, shooing both girls away, sipping quietly at his usual can of soda.

3) she wonders if she should want to change her name. she doesnt mind it so much, though it feels odd occasionally. will says he’d kill anyone who called him by his deadname, reyna goes quiet and prefers not to talk about it. leo is mostly likewise, though he cracks an unfunny “leo-ina” joke that makes jason roll her eyes. dakota just offers him koolaid, says not to sweat it - lots of trans people dont change their names! but jason has yet to meet any girl anywhere named jason that continues to be called jason. how would she change her name anyways? who does she go to? would thalia want to help her pick? does it have to mean something? if she chose something with a j, would that be a stereotype? gods, if this was only less confusing.

4) but, time goes by and she grows more comfortable. she doesnt get the automatic defensive response when leo calls her “pretty lady”, and she refers to herself as a girl and stops forgetting her own pronouns out of habit. she grows more comfortable seeing her body as a womans body. things get easier. she gathers the courage to wear her favorite dresses and skirts more often, her hands grow more steady as she applies make-up on the rare occasions she has the energy to. dakota buys her a down with cis shirt as a joke and she laughs. she wears it as pajamas as often as its clean and goes to bed every night knowing she has people who support her. its taken a while, but she thinks…. maybe she’s happy. definitely, absolutely happy.

kitty-chan33  asked:

Fluffy headcannon of hanzo, Reaper, 76', and Reinhardt finding out that their going to be dad's

HANZO

  • At first he’s so concerned because who the hell let him be a dad?
  • He can’t even be a good brother
  • Or a good goddamn boyfriend
  • But he slowly accepts it throughout the pregnancy
  • He’ll talk to the child in Japanese, telling it how excited he is to see them
  • He talks to you about the colors and theme of the nursery
  • Talks to you about names so often
  • You both decide on the unisex name Kou, meaning happiness, light, and peace
  • He buys the kid a play bow and arrow, the ones with the suction cup things, for when it gets older
  • He buys a baby shirt that says “moms cute, im cute, dad’s lucky”
  • And you can’t help but laugh at that

REAPER

  • When you tell him, he thinks it’s a joke
  • But when he sees your serious he just
  • Sits on the nearest chair, he needs to take a seat
  • He won’t stop worrying about how this is going to go
  • The kid’s going to cry at the sight of him, he just knows it
  • The first month or two, he tries to ignore the fact that he’s going to be a father
  • But the third month and so on, he’s just…
  • Nervously planning things with you, trying to be prepared
  • And the last two or three months, he has actually come to accept it completely and he feels as prepared as he can be
  • He decides on the name Cary, meaning “dark one”
  • He buys a shirt that says “kickin ass n takin naps”
  • You want to be angry at him, but you can’t be
  • You’re just glad that he’s finally ready for this child

SOLDIER 76

  • His entire body seems to freeze
  • But his thoughts are racing
  • Him? A father? This can’t be. He can’t be a father, he’s supposed to be dead. This is a dream. He has to wake up.
  • He avoids you completely for a good week, just trying to come to terms with this
  • He tries to be happy with this and tries to plan some stuff, but he can’t sit down and talk about things for too long, he just starts worrying
  • He’s so awkward until the last month, then he starts trying to warm up, mostly practicing for when the child is actually there
  • You both decide on the name Lux, meaning “light”
  • He buys the child a shirt that says “proof that my daddy doesnt shoot blanks”, trying to show a humorous side
  • You glare at him and hide it. No, NO, bad 76

REINHARDT

  • He’s the actually excited one. He instantly swoops you into his arms
  • Being careful tho!!!!
  • He tells EVERYONE about it
  • He makes sure you are taken care of during the entire time
  • Pampering you like crazy
  • He can’t decide on a name, he loves them all!!
  • You decide on Alex, meaning defender of mankind
  • He buys every funny shirt for the child that he finds
  • You giggle at that, he’s going to make an amazing father
Okay, but Deaf Marinette...
  • Nino knowing ASL to help Marinette with notes and being best friends
  • Chloe Knowing ASL just to properly bully Marinette
  • Meeting Alya and her being the only one she will physically speak to because Alya says shes cute and adorable. 
  • Alya and Marinette passing notes all the time and getting away with it because their excuse it’s the only way Marinette can ‘asking questions’ but they are just really talking about adrien and nino.
  • Adrien learning ASL just so he can talk to Marinette in a way she’s comfortable with
  • Chat Noir having to translate to/for Ladybug
  • Marinette becoming too flustered around Adrien to sign properly; Adrien laughing when she accidentally signs ‘cow’ instead of ‘phone’. 
  • Tikki having to talk slowly for Marinette to understand her. 
  • Chat Noir having to move her out of the way of danger that she can’t see; using his body to cover hers like alway
  • Ladybug getting so angry that she gives up trying to sign it out but instead speaks to Chat about how angry and irresponsible he was. 
  • Then he’s just so surprised that he grins and laughs; calling her cute….
  • Then makes it his life goal to make his lady so angry that she speaks, just so he can hear it again.
  • Then 
  • Chloe is being Chloe, being cruel to someone
  • Marinette hears it and get really angry, to the point that she just yells at Chloe to stop
  • And of course Adrien hears because that’s the voice of his Lady; he would never forget the sound.
  • So when he turns to find her, all he sees is Marinette yelling at Chloe.
  • It clicks, his Lady and Marinette were one of the same. 
  • THEN!
  • Adrien starts to get nervous to talk to Marinette because he knows he really talking to the girl he loves.
  • He tries to get her alone
  • but of course everything gets in the way and suddenly there is an akuma
  • and during the battle, Ladybug doesnt see that she is about to get hurt and Chat Noir screams at her.
  • But he doesn’t say Ladybug, he says her name; her real name and Marientte saw him say it
  • And before she could react? Chat Noir pushes her to the ground himself getting hurt
  • Ladybug does Miraculous Ladybug and looks to her partner, grabbing him by the arm and leading him to a alley
  • She asks how he knows her name
  • Chat Noir reveals himself 
  • Ladybug reveals herself
  • they confess
  • and everything is happily ever after

Either I’m going to write this or someone else has to!

Sf9 When You(an idol) are shipped with them. (Your Bff’s)

Inseong: will giggle and grin or smirk to himself whenever a fan mentions you, thinks you two would make a cute couple himself and occasionally brings it up as a joke like “we should date since we are shipped so much.” 

 Youngbin: The more you two are shipped, the more he will gradually start seeing you as a woman and develop a crush. One day will be like “I don’t mind being shipped together just so you know.”

Jaeyoon: “Her? She’s my ugly raccoon.” But the more you two are shipped, he will start to look at you differently. “Did she get prettier? The raccoon doesn’t look so bad today.”

Rowoon: Will play along and flirt with u just for the ship and fanservice but as soon as you play along as well and hold his hands, his heart will race and start crushing on you. Thinks about it for several sleepless nights. One day will be like “Lets back hug next time what do u think?” 

 Zuho: Literally freaks df out “NO WAY! She’s not my type!!” But the more you two are shipped, he might start subconsciously eyeing u like hawk when other guys are around, and get more shy around u when u look extra pretty etc., but still try to deny his feelings while teasing u and nagging even further. “That skirt is so small, all the boys are looking!“ 

 Dawon: Lowkey smirks and like it so much, more than he should. Acts like a boyfriend yelling your name playfully across the music stage and cheering for u in front of fans and telling everyone on tv that your his girlfriend. 

Hwiyoung: Shy shy shy shy baby. “ah~no~.” Whenever someone mentions you, he goes shy. Doesnt mind how everyone thinks you two should date, but doesnt really say anything really to make his feelings clear. However when you two are together, he will be more manly and protective. 

Taeyang: Likes you for a while now before the ship but now has a reason to flirt with u even more in public even tho u punch him every single time he hugs u. You get annoyed playfully but somehow isn’t suprised because he’s so greasy and thinks its just for show until one day he actually asks u out on a date and ull be like oh shit ur really serious.

 Chani: Literally avoids whenever anyone talks about it or awkwardly gets shooked and replies with a small smile whenever someone mentions your name. Doesn’t want to make the friendship awkward unless he sees you make a move first.

anonymous asked:

ahhh hello i would like to read more of your tree bros headcanons!! i loved them so much!!!!

HI IM BACK AT IT THIS TIME ITS THE HOLIDAY SEASON BC I MISS WINTER

⁃ road trip back into town to visit family over the holidays = musical blasting, jamming, slushies, and bad puns (mostly from evan)
⁃ heidi telling evan that connor asked for permission to ask to marry evan
⁃ jared just going “that’s gay” before ACTUALLY congratulating them
⁃ cynthia already planning the wedding and baby names
⁃ connor getting all red when she mentions kids
⁃ when evan asks him about it later connor just says how he doesnt think he’d be a good dad and evan had to reassure him that he’d be a great dad
⁃ they talk about this for a while before realizing “wait we’re 19??? let’s stop freaking ourselves out over this”
⁃ evan helping his mom put up the christmas tree while connor sits half asleep on the couch with hot chocolate and a santa hat half hanging off of his head bc evan made everyone get up at the ass crack of dawn to do this
⁃ connor complaining about the abundance of christmas songs being played 24/7 but evan finds him singing them to himself at random moments of the day
⁃ connor getting evan!! a treehouse book!! and also a crystal lamp thing that he explains can “detox the negative ions in the air but like it’s really just bad ass looking and like you don’t even have to use it, it just looked kinda cool and whatever.”
⁃ evan loving it and never turning it off, and maybe it’s in his head but he seems to feel calmer with it on
⁃ evan making connor one of those “happy box” things for when he’s feeling down and evan is busy in class/something & gets him some poetry books to feed his “angsty reading vibe”
⁃ lots of food fights over christmas dinner
⁃ heidi tries to act mad but she’s happy to see her boys so happy
⁃ evan waking connor up before it’s even light out one day to go watch the snow fall from the back porch with their tea and cookies bc soft boys
⁃ cuddling under a blanket as they watch the sun come up and talk about their future
⁃ evan never stops twisting the ring on his finger around until connor slips his hand into evans to keep it warm
⁃ new years party at the kleinman household
⁃ evan having a great time, hanging out with alana as they catch up with schoolwork and what’s going on in their lives
⁃ he gets cut off mid sentence when a large! lanky fellow pushes through the little crowd to give him a kiss when it’s midnight
⁃ alana is totally cool with it because she totally takes a picture of this
⁃ connor just smiles and goes back to find jared after that, leaving evan kinda stunned
⁃ they’re a soft holiday couple
⁃ ugh i love them protect them

Travis rolling poorly for Grog not finding Scanlan breaks my heart!!!

Can you imagine Grog going through like everyone else did. Calling out for Scanlan and getting nothing in return. And only every so often did he even blip in on scanlans radar? Like just briefly, just barely.
He gets in range and scanlan gets an earful of desperate goliath and he jumps up. Starts packing and hiding his stuff. Tells everyone to go on without him for a bit.
He goes out to keep Grog in earshot, always at least a little curious about them. Its been awhile since he last heard from anyone. Grog was his main companion, after all. If he owes anyone anything it would be him. Maybe.
Grog’s just traipsing down the road, shouting out Scanlan’s name and some base stuff thats been happening. Theyve got a new guy in the group it seems, daryon, a robot or something. Scanlan prickles a little at that. Theyve replaced him already. Hes about to leave when Grog says something quieter, not shouting anymore.
“She talks to you, mate. Pike. My buddy. She talks to you at the end of every day. Just to keep you updated. Doesnt even know if you hear her. But it breaks my heart, mate. She’s my buddy. My pal. My sister. But youre my friend. I would give up everything for you, Scanlan. Everything but her.” Theres a pause over the earring and Scanlans near to bolting. Never been good with this kind of stuff. And his heart is breaking. Or being sealed behind a concrete wall. He isnt sure. Not used to the feeling.
But then Grog picks up again. “I want you back, mate. I really do. But i need you to know that we all love you. And this is tearing some of us up real bad. Doing us a number something fierce. So i guess… What I’m saying is, dont come back… unless you mean it.”

The “valor and mystic fight it out while instinct is just there” jokes are funny but the Clark University area of worcester is owned by an Instinct player named Pokemyballs who drives around in a sports car with his friends conquering gyms and does this all the time cause hes rich so he doesnt work a job and school is on break and owns 2000cp plus pokemon

Basically what im saying is irl Gary Motherfucking Oak is a Team Instinct member

on three lives, three worlds ten miles of peach blossoms.

I know Mark Chao is getting a lot of attention for his role which is warranted but Yang Mi should receive an equal amount of credit as well. Look at Su Su, Si Yin and Bai Qian’s characters. I wont talk much about Si Yin because he is basically a younger, much more impulsive Bai Qian so the comparison wont hold much ground.

SS and BQ are basically the same person but they have completely polar personalities. Where SS is soft and careful, BQ is brash and reckless. Where SS is selfless and scared, BQ is selfish and arrogant. A complete example of this is in the way both say Ye Hua’s name. 

Su Su is reverent whenever she says his name, careful to articulate every character while wrapping it round her tongue to savor it. She loves him unabashedly and even though their love isn’t one of big declarations or displays of affection, its beautiful in its own simplicity. But its not simple because it built on half truths and convenient lies.(actually i need to talk about Ye Hua doing this: WTF man. He did not plan any of that out well, which goes to show his naivete and relative youth, he just ambled a long and made plans as he went.) It doesnt help that she isnt the brightest bulb in the mortal realm-she is dim but makes up for it with a lot of heart.

Bai Qian is another entity all together. She’s older, smarter, more  powerful, she’s a goddess and queen. Ye Hua is quick to dismiss her as Su Su when he first sees her, all harsh edges and cutting words but he is forced to acknowledge that this is Su Su with the benefit of memory and spine. She doesnt love him yet, i dont think, she is very amused no doubt about that, attracted to some degree-ye hua is taking no prisoners with that approach i mean…talk about smooth- and curious at this guy but she doesn’t have his ardor. BQ is clipped when she says his name, formally distant saying Lord Ye Hua or your father when talking to A-Li, never by his first name. When she meets him, she tells Ye Hua to call her Aunt( Gu gu) and this where the reversal happens. He goes for the more intimate Qian Qian right away, startling her. Now HE is reverent. 

vepalsa  asked:

✮ - please feed his ego.

meme. // brag about something to your muse. // NOT ACCEPTING !

    ❝ HMPH. YURI IS INDEED A REMARKABLE PERFORMER. ❞ 

It was impossible to STIFLE the chuckle that came with the compliment.  He could already SENSE the beads of EXPECTANCY radiating from staring eyes, waiting to his right.  Atem was no skater upon the ice rink by a long stretch  ( which begged the question of WHY the blond felt so inclined to hear what HE thought  ), but he did in fact know when to appreciate a skill set one OWNED in the heat of a COMPETITION.

    ❝ I HEAR OF several names he also goes by, and the incredible awards he’s won. Just as title of King of Games is the highest of honor where I’m from, being crowned Champion would be no different. It shows how hard - working he is, and how dedicated he is to never give up on his goals. It’s admirable. ❞  

Now, sharp violet irises FLICKED over to gaze directly upon the subject of his unusually, long - winded praise.  Brimming with friendly pride upon curved lips, Atem openly SMILED at his companion, before continuing. 

    ❝ HE’S ALSO been a great friend. One I’m honored to know and will always cheer for … though he probably doesn’t need it.   He HUMORED with another, quiet chuckle for the last spoke thought.

king arthur doesnt gota learn shit like books n knowledge. kign arhutr gonna be a dunbass that cant spell his own name. cant fuckin read. fuckjn write either. king arthur dont gotta know shit. king arthur gotta sword thats all thats needed. js fuck off and stab a knave if he says u gotta know shit. i aint gotta fuckin do shit. i aint doin shit. im kin g fucking arthur.

anonymous asked:

tarjei is 17, according to the norwegian- and literally all european- laws, he is still a child. i dont give 2 single fucks that the age of consent is 16, i didnt see tarjei consenting anywhere and drawing literal pornographic pictures of his body and face is child pornography. i dont care what arguments some people say, giving tarjei another name and putting him behind a camera doesnt mean that his body and face is normal to fetishise about.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this this this

anonymous asked:

I just saw your post on the markjin soulmate au where their first words are written on their arms and I'm legitimately laughing so hard?? Like, mark would be so confused? that would be such a confusing and weird thing for him??? I need this fic to exist so badly

shutupdsutpdsut im crying i kno like omg imagine its in canon verse nd he’s out getting food with w friends before hes moving to korea to start training nd all of a sudden his arm starts burning and everyone is freaking out and mark covers his arm bc hes so scared and excited bc its finally happening hes gonna see the 1st words his soulmate is gonna say to him nd he finally opens his eyes nd it says “my name is jyp” nd his heart literally deflates bc what…. the fuck… it cant be…. and 1 of his friends snatches mark’s arm to see it nd fucking dies laughing bc “ISNT THAT UR FUCKING CEO’S NAME I CANT BREATHE” nd mark smacks him to shut up nd he feels so shit for the rest of the week nd he moves to korea nd goes to the dorm to meet everyone nd he’s so nervous but everyone is rlly welcoming nd then the last trainee comes up to him all crinkly eyed smiles nd says “my name is jyp!” nd mark fucking freezes w his heart in his throat nd he doesnt kno what to say bc what??? what kinda fucking introduction is that what is happening?? is this a prank?? do they know??? nd then the trainee laughs nd says “im park jinyoung, same as pd-nim, funny right?” nd mark breathes out a laugh nd hasnt rlly started his korean language studies yet so introduces himself the only way he knows how and says “yo what’s up man!” and they all laugh abt it nd like a year later (bc soulmate marks all appear at different times), mark is sitting in his bedroom in the dorm when he hears a glass smash in the kitchen so he gets up nd runs in nd jinyoung is just standing at the sink silently staring down at his arm nd mark doesnt know what to fucking do bc they met ages ago he cant even rmr what he said what if its not him???? so many thoughts r running thru his head he doesnt even notice jinyoung lift his arm up nd show mark until mark snaps out of it nd sees “yo what’s up man” written across jinyoung’s arm nd jinyoung gives a wet laugh bc hes fucking crying nd says “i knew it” nd they hug nd r crying but also laughing nd the boys rip the shit out of them forever for their cringey 1st words fjdkslfjkdsf

snowbaz parents au

some hc’s for the @carryon-countdown prompt: Simom & Dadilton (no time for fic today)

  • so simon and agatha have a daughter  (snowbaz never happened)
  • and they name her lucy bc agatha once heard a story about penny’s mom’s bestie called lucy who ran to the states and never came back and she was about to do it too but in the end made up w simon and married and had a child and she never said a word about lucy to simon shhh dont tell him
  • lucy snow wellbelove (snow is her middle name) is beautiful
  • she has long hair with blond curls
  • brown eyes
  • and moles everywhere
  • shes the epitome of BEAUTY
  • but also she’s a huge dork
  • but things dont work out and agatha and simon get divorced
  • baz is a single dad
  • he adopted a beautiful asian girl bc he gave up on love when simon and agatha married and he wanted to have children anyway
  • his daughter’s called natasha snow grimm-pitch (baz couldnt help naming her after the two ppl he’s loved the most in his life) 
  • shes SO SMART and elegant and cute
  • baz tells his daughter to never ever reveal her middle name
  • and lil tasha is like but why?
  • so baz tells his unrequited love story to her as a bedtime story
  • and tasha grows up to love her middle name in a sad but beautiful way
  • but then lucy and natasha meet at watford
  • they’re roommates
  • and they become best friends
  • lucy wellbelove and natasha grimm-pitch
  • they’re inseparable
  • and they fall in love
  • and one day lucy is lile cmon tell me your middle name
  • but tasha swore his dad not to tell anyone
  • “it’s not that big deal!! mine is snow”
  • and sweet natasha is like wait. your middle name is snow??
  • and lucy’s like yeah like my dad SIMON SNOW
  • and natasha cant believe they havent talked about their parents until now
  • and most important,, that her girlfriend is his dad’s unrequited love daughter
  • and their middle names are the same
  • and natasha doesnt believe in coincidences at all
  • but she doesnt tell lucy her middle name
  • bc she’d never betray her father
  • instead she tells her father she has a girlfriend
  • and baz is so happy for her
  • and natasha begs him to let lucy come over for christmas
  • and lucy’s dad too,, because her mom is in cali and can’t come home this year,, and lucy’s dad friends are in the states for xmas,, so he’d be alone 
  • and baz is like “sure little puff whatever makes u happy”
  • IMAGINE baz’s surprise when a one (1) simON bLoODY SNOW appears in front of his door with a box of chocolates and home made scones 
  • his heart skipped several beats
  • and then he realizes he’s lucy’s dad
  • and he’s like oh.
  • and holy fucK DAMN HE’S SO STUPIDLY HANDSOME WHY? ITS NOT FAIR
  • and simon is like OH 
  • “i didnt know…” they say at the same time
  • so they have dinner together
  • and although they still bicker at each other
  • the girls sense there’s something there
  • between them
  • and they ship them so hard
  • so they set up a plan to get them together
  • they always beg their dads to have dinners and go to the park and anywhere with the pretext of seeing one another (which is true too) so they can spend time together
  • and their dads can’t for the life of them say no to them
  • so they meet more and more often
  • and the girls now almost adults leave  the two of them alone bc they want some alone time too
  • and so simon and baz learn to tolerate each other
  • one day that simon and lucy come to visit, natasha deliberately leaves her adoption papers in full sight and promptly takes lucy with her upstairs
  • leaving their dads alone
  • and then simon sees the papers
  • and at first doesnt realize the damn oblivious man
  • but at half an hour of talking with baz he’s like wait. wait a fucking minute
  • “your daughters name” he says pointing at the documents
  • and baz is OH FUCK
  • “snow” he says “I– uhm..”
  • “snow” simon repeats “why…?”
  • but baz cant find words because shit theres no excuse for that
  • so simon stares at him
  • and slowly everything sinks in
  • all the years at watford,, all the bickering,, his behaviour towards agatha,, 
  • it wasnt hate
  • it was the opposite
  • and he doesnt really hate him either
  • never has
  • and he enjoys coming over
  • so much
  • and
  • and then he realizes
  • and then he kisses him
  • so sweet and tenderly because just now he realizes he’s wanted to do this for years
  • and there’s a squeal coming from behind the stairs
  • and damn “you two shouldnt have seen this”
  • and the girls are like “you idiots are so oblivious!!! if it werent for us…”
  • and baz is oh, tasha. 
  • because she’s SO FUCKING SMART
  • but bless her
  • bc he finally has the man of his dreams
  • the love of his life
  • and eventually they move in together
  • and the girls stay one week w them, one with agatha
  • and agatha is so happy about the girls
  • and at first is surprised about simon and baz but then it makes sense
  • she visits them sometimes
  • and penny too
  • and they are not a perfect family 
  • of course not
  • but they know love
  • and they are HAPPY

-FIN-

Officer Negan ( Negan x Noa)

Summary: Noa Campbell moves to a new town called Sanctuary after being hired for a new job. As fate will have it, she literally bumps into Officer Negan

Characters: Officer Negan x Original Female Character

Word Count: 2,181 words
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Warnings: Mild language and eventual smut (just not in this part)

Author’s Note: I am taking part in another Negan fanfiction challenge created by @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash. @negans I chose to write about Negan and an Original Character.

The story is a lot longer than this. This is just part one. Its one hell of a rollercoaster ride.


Officer Negan x Oc
The main reason why Noa Campbell moved to a small time like Sanctuary was work. She got a job working as a freelance journalist for the local paper. The idea of moving to Sanctuary made her nervous. Noa lived in the city for her entire life. Now she needed to adjust to the peace and quiet. The crickets chirping loud outside in the yard and the idea of everyone knowing her name. Forget about the part of being one of the few black people there. That was a given. She thought about someone burning a cross on her lawn one evening out of spite. A thought that crossed her mind as she carried the final box up the front steps of her new home.

She decided that she needed to go for a drive around the town. It was too pretty to be sitting in the house eating takeout and watching movies on her phone. Well that and the cable guy wasn’t coming until, the next weekend and it was only Sunday. Noa decided to drive downtown first. The warm night air filled up her nose as she cruised through the streets. This was life at the moment and she was okay with that.

Noa parked her car downtown at the corner of Main Street and Marigold. She climbed out slinging her black leather bag over her shoulder and shutting the door. She saw some kids walking on the side walk. They giggle as they pass her, but she’s not the source of their humor. No, one of them was eating an ice cream cone piled high with as many flavors as it could hold. Unfortunately, this kid is a bit of a klutz. That explains why his white shirt has a dark stain on it. One the kids calls his chocolate boy and they all start cracking up. Noa misses the rest of the conversation, but smiles.
She remembered laughing at her baby brother Sam for being a klutz. He somehow managed to always drop something or another on his clothing. The main reason why Noa left her house was for a coffee fix. The Sanctuary has a crap load of stores and establishments, but not one Starbucks. How is that possible? Isn’t that supposed to be a prerequisite for all cities and towns? See this is how she knows that she’s been living in the city for far too long. Back home all that she had to do was turn a corner and she could get a Frap. Noa sighs thinking how out of all the things that she will miss that will be on the top of the list.

Thank god that the town has a decent looking coffee shop with the name Toni’s on its sign. Noa believes that it’s named after author Toni Morrison. The owner who is a young white dude in his early thirties with purple hair reveals that this is the truth. One short hello turns into a conversation about a book called The Bluest Eye. Dwight (aka the purple haired dude) started talking about his favorite character Claudia. She’s a little black girl with strong feelings of distain towards a doll that her mother brought her. Claudia doesnt want to be anyone other than herself. She’s okay with having brown eyes. There’s no need for her to change herself. Like Dwight says, those blue eyes are all that poor Pecola lives for to make herself feel beautiful. The book is all about the self-hatred that many young black girls feel. This need to fit into boxes that they don’t need to fit in. They are fine the way that they are.

The drink that Noa ordered is a vanilla latte. She’s about to take it to go, but decides to drink it in house. When she walked over to the counter to wait for the drink, there’s a small crowd of patrons gathered. Everyone was in the middle of separate conversations. Two men bickered over curtains. One thinks that blue is a beautiful color while the other likes green. One woman carried a small dog with a pink bow on her head. From the top of her head to the tips of her toes, she looks perfect. This is not to say that Noa doesn’t look nice nor does she envy her. No, this woman appears to be some sort of model. Later on, Noa learns that she owns a place called Jessie’s pleasure closet. A store six shops down with pink letters on the sign.

There’s a man and woman holding hands and pecking each other on the lips every so often. What she wants is to tell both of them to get a room. Each group drifts away leaving her alone waiting. Some other people pop up, but Noa pays more attention to her phone than them. An alert about a few emails seems to distract her. One of which reminds her that the cable company is coming. The door opens when her back is turns. She hears the jingle of a bell.

Someone says, “Dwighty boy, I can’t for the life of me understand why the fuck you dye your hair all those colors.” “There’s nothing wrong with a little color in your life.” “You know I know that,” the voice says with a laugh. Noa sees him in of the corner of her eye and looked over. It’s a tall dark and handsome man with a bright smile dressed in a police uniform. She feels her skin prickle with goosebumps. Look away, Noa. Look away,” she tells herself. You did nothing wrong. He will get his coffee and go. One breath in and the other pushed out slowly as she continued checking her phone. “One vanilla latte,” says the female barista Sherry. A petite brunette with big blue eyes and a sweet smile. “Thanks,” Noa replies taking her drink from the counter.

She tucks her phone into her pocket then turns around. Somehow, someway Noa manages to collide with the person behind her. During the collision, her drink fell out of her hands and landed on the floor. “Shit,” she replies noticing that the liquid spilled all over this person’s shoes. Noa looks up about to open her mouth to apologize when she makes eye contact. Fear rushing through her as she stands face to face with the cop. Of all the people to bump into and she bumps into him. Her voice wavers as she says, “I’m so sorry. It was my fault.” He smiles looking down at her with those hazel eyes. ‘It was an honest mistake, darling. This is what I get for not watching where I was going.” Noa closes her mouth then bend down to pick up the cup.

“Listen,” she says, “if there is any way that I can…”

“Don’t worry about it,” he says. “It happens to me a lot. Allow me to buy you another drink for scaring the shit out of you.” Noa wants to say no, but allows him to because he insists.


She listens to as him speak not paying attention to his words. She only understood that this man was “shooting the shit” so to speak with Dwight. Sherry hands Noa her drink with raised eyebrows and a look that says good luck. Noa’ eyebrows raise as she takes it. “Thank you,” she says turning to the tall policeman whose name that she hasn’t caught yet. “I’m sorry for bumping into you.” She pivots then starts to walk away from him. Her feet move a lot faster than she anticipated. So, fast that she made it to the door and before she could catch her breath.

What the fuck was that? Why did he do that? Noa didn’t wait for his answer as she went to her car. She never checked over her shoulder as she crossed in front of the grill then got inside. Her heart beating fast and harder than usual. She started up the engine taking a deep breath then releasing it. Breathe. It’s okay. It’s okay. A slight knock on the driver’s side window made her damn near jump out of her skin. It was the officer smiling that smile of his. He motioned for her to roll the window down. She does it taking a slow breath trying to calm herself down. That breathing exercise that always worked wasn’t doing so well at the moment.

“You move mighty fast darlin’,” he says with that slight southern twang in her voice. “Not that I minded the view.”
He laughs a bit then says, “But, I was a bit hurt that you left before I caught your name.” Noa paused then said, “Noa…..” She cleared her throat. “My name is Noa. “That’s a beautiful name,” he replies. “I’m Negan by the way.”

“Do I scare you, Noa,” he asks motioning to the way she’s holding on to the steering wheel for dear life. “Yes,” she admits with a waver in her voice.

“Really? I wouldn’t hurt a fly.” Her eyes go straight to his gun. He leans into the window then look down at it as well. “The safety is on so, you don’t have to worry about that,” he replies. Noa look him in his eyes then says, “I’m not a big fan of cops.”

Immediately, she regrets saying it. His face shifts to a solemn look as the smile fades. “Listen,” he says, “darling’ you are not on my radar other than to give you my number. I want to at least show you that I am not a monster. You may change your mind a bit.” “Okay,” Noa says sitting back in her chair. He reaches into his pocket then pulls out a card. It’s stained with a little coffee. He hands it to her with a smile on his face. “Now I need to get your number….” Noa handed him her phone out of curiosity not trusting herself with a pen. She did so more out of curiosity more than fear. How did all this happen? A teensy loss of control more than anything else. He had her unlock the phone before he accepted it from her. One fact that she remembered later on.

The officer handed it back to her and said, “Is it alright if I call you this week?” She nods then says okay. Now he doesn’t call her until, around Wednesday which is fine for Noa. She needed a couple days to calm down. Not that the sight of his name didn’t give her a slight heart palpitation. But, she decided that she needed to research this man. The town was pretty small. Everyone knew everyone so, it was the word already that the new girl was talking to Officer Negan. Also, that she spilt coffee on him. He offered to buy her a new drink then ran off. See this is why she missed the city. Nobody gave a damn about what anyone else was doing unless, it was something illegal. Noa almost dropped her phone picking it up. Her hands are clammy. What the hell is wrong with me, she asks herself then hits the answer button. “Hello,” she answers.

“Noa, this is Officer Negan. Do you remember me?”

“Yes, I spilled coffee on you.”

“I hope you aren’t still worried about that,” he laughs. “It’s been two days.”

“ I’m not usually clumsy,” she reveals.

“I startled you,” he says, “so, that’s my fault. That’s also, why I am calling you.” Noa held the phone closest to her lap. She put him on speaker not only for her own sanity, but also because of how his voice carried. “I wanted to know if you were busy on Saturday afternoon,” he asked. Noa licked her lips then replied that she was free. “Good,” he says, “I want to take you somewhere. If that’s alright with you.” “Its fine,” she says looking down at the phone.

“What time?” “How about one o’clock,” he asks. “Okay,” she says, “I’ll meet you there.” “I was thinking more of me picking you up.” “No, she says, “I would rather drive.” “Fair enough,” he says, “I’ll see you then.” They say good bye to one another and then the call ends. Noa stared down at the phone with a furrow in her brow. How the hell am I going to survive sitting somewhere with Negan without having a panic attack of some sort? She shakes her head then places her hand on her forehead. A feeling of dread washes over her. Noa can cancel. He won’t mind if she does. If he does then she can explain that spending time with anyone in law enforcement is not what she had in mind. By spending time, she means dating. There’s no way in hell that she can date this dude. He looks much older than her. Plus, right now sst wants to focus on herself and not be in a relationship. And then she decides to meet this guy.

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