his name is hamburger

i like how phoenix wright is the exception to everyone’s staunch “localization shouldn’t change too much” rules

like, if persona 5 came out and they localized it to be in new york city or something, people would go apeshit

phoenix wright, though? people get mad if they DON’T localize it to be in “japanifornia”

it got to the point where the phoenix wright anime on crunchyroll had to start making “localized” subs for fans of the games because no, his name is phoenix wright, and maya likes to eat hamburgers 


Once there was a man, who was obsessed with eating beef on a bun all the time. His obsession led him to share this great delicacy with the world and thus invent the thing you call hamburger today and sold it in a snack bar. But one day out of nowhere he was ambushed by the evil hamburger overlord as he returned home from his work.  The overlord was angry at him for sharing the secret and such he devoured the man into the dark depths of hamburger hell to cook in boiling  fat for all eternity. After his death the city was named after his invention: Hamburg. Apparently his ghost hunts those who eat too many hamburgers to prevent them of having the same horrible fate he suffered.

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I had a weird dream I got doxxed because dice were problematic, like, a pair of dice had said something problematic and I was endorsing problematic dice, so I had to enter a dream reality repeatedly to avoid angry tumblr users, and I was afraid of running out of spell slots. Carmilla and Laura were helping me escape for some reason. Somehow we ended up at Disney World but couldn’t enjoy it as the lines were too long to go on rides without the angry tumblr users catching up on us. I was Disappointed.

And then I had a dream I lived in a very strict dorm in a non-magical HP au where Umbridge was the head of it, but Fred and George tricked her into leaving to DC a week early (I’m not sure if this has political undertones), they then threw a party and apparently Fred and George called their weed dealer whose name was “Hamburger” (that wasn’t his dealer name, his name was literally Hamburger) and who they gave complementary cake for coming at such a weird hour. I’m not into partying so I just took a nap. I was chill with them celebrating because they had good reason but also like, please let me sleep and stop chanting “Hamburger”, it’s 4 am, and no, I will not come out to see your really cool projector thing that shows galaxies on the ceiling and walls, even if it is, admittedly, cool. Let me sleep. And don’t touch my Doritos I don’t care if you have the munchies, I will end you.

I have really fucking weird dreams, though apparently my desire to just take a fucking nap and my possessiveness over food remains the same no matter how weird a dream is. Don’t wake me up unless we’re going to Disney World, or some fuckers are trying to eat my food.

  • <p> <b>Half of dogblr:</b> "for my next puppy i want an 8th gen AKC-registered purebred tri-color from this specific breeder that I've been talking to for several years"<p/><b>Other half of dogblr:</b> "I found this dog in a ditch and fed him a hamburger and now he's mine, his name is Guitar Solo and his breed is Perfect"<p/></p>

George Harrison, reading fan mail, and Neil Aspinall backstage, photographed for The Beatles Book’s July 1965 issue.

Photo: The Beatles Book

“Well, our parents, of course. Our families, you know. Honestly, all of them. Then there were people like Tony [Barrow], [Tony] Bramwell, Mal [Evans], Neil [Aspinall], Derek [Taylor], Brian [Epstein], and many people. George Martin. Oh, there is so much to remember. A woman, Astrid Kirchherr. And… a really fascinating guy… a bouncer… promoter and manager. His name was Horst [Fascher]. It was in Hamburg.” - George Harrison to Larry Kane in 1965 (in response to the question, “Who were the people who helped you the most?”), When They Were Boys [x]

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“George was a year younger than Paul and I. And I met George probably when he was about 13, and I was 14, and - just behind the air raid shelters, smoking [in the Liverpool Institute playground]. […] It was an ideal place for the rebels to go and have a cigarette; so that’s where I met George.” - Neil Aspinall, Living in the Material World bonus features [x]

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“Having lasted 40 years with The Beatles, Neil [Aspinall] is the only person who’s ever really been able to keep in contact with the four of us at the same time through all the various conflicts and whatever. And I met him when I was like 13 years old, smoking behind the air-raid shelters at the Liverpool Institute high school [big laugh].” - George Harrison, Billboard, 19 June 1999 [x]

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“If he [George] were here, you know, he’d get a kick out of tonight, he’d be wanting to see everybody and party. But there would probably be a lot of people that he would thank and when you think of the span of his entire career, there’s so many people who are in this room tonight that he may want to mention, but I’m going to mention one that I’m sure of, and it’s the person in this room that George knew the longest in his life. That he met behind the air raid shelter when he was sneaking off to have his ciggie at school. Someone who looked after him, and all of them, from the time they were 13 till, for George, the end of his life. And that’s the mysterious Neil Aspinall. [applause]
Thank you, Neil, for holding it together for all these years because really, the whole phenomenon might not have happened or stayed together as long as it did without him. You know, he’s helped us, he’s helped his family and George loved him dearly, and many of you as well.” - Olivia Harrison, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 15 March 2004 [x]

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“It was my privilege to have been his friend.” - Neil Aspinall on George Harrison, 2001 [x]

GOT7 as Preschool students

Jaebum: Thinks he’s the smartest kid in the class, doesn’t understand why you can’t eat candy for snack, steals the swing the minute a kid gets up.

Jackson: Helps you get the next activity together, asks you how your day was and brings flowers and candy for everyone on the valentines day. Always wears a baseball cap that is 3 sizes too big.

Youngjae: The loudest laugh, says “no” but really means “yes”, has theories that the sun is actually a real person. 

Bambam: Takes other kids snacks, acts innocent afterwards, pulls grass from the ground and puts it in a pile. Only plays with race-cars and wants a real one when he’s older. 

Yugyeom: Dances all the time, loves strawberry milk and refuses to drink anything else, doesn’t know the meaning of “personal space”.

Junior: Knows where the band-aids are, raises his hand politely, directs the other kids on where to sit on the carpet, constantly wants to read books to the class.

Mark: Climbs everything, always running, brings his blanket named “hamburger” everywhere he goes and grabs 25 tissues and puts them in his pocket for when he needs them. 

To the lil bean in the robot shirt that stood next to me at troye's hamburg concert:

You are a cutie and your hair is on point. I wanted to let you know but I was too awkward. Also sorry for probably creepily smiling at you. If you see this let me know so i can follow you?
Also if people could reblog so this might be seen by the person thatd be awesome!

A Different Feeling

Originally posted by verrnons

Summary: Hansol isn’t one to get jealous.. and when he finally does, you can’t help but to laugh at how clueless he is about it.

Requested by Anon

You were currently sitting in front of a mirror doing your make up. Tonight was a date night with your boyfriend Hansol, and you couldn’t be more excited. You didn’t get to see each other often, and when you did you tried to spend every minute together. Even if that means your watching him practice in the studio, or if he’s asking you what line fits better for his rap. It’s hard dating an idol yes, but Hansol was the perfect boyfriend, and no social class ranking would change your mind. You smile at the thought that Hansol would bend backwards just to make you happy, and you would do the same for him. Your phone goes off and pulls you out of your thoughts.

From: Vernonnie <3

I’ll be there in about 5 minutes, you about ready?

You reply with a quick yes, and finish doing any last minute touch ups on your makeup. It was a causal date, nothing to fancy. One that happened quite often actually. You two would go to a little diner and ask for a booth in the corner, then order burgers for each of you and a milkshake to share. You guys would talk about how Hansol’s career has been going and if he’s getting enough sleep and he asks how school is going, or how your family is. Once the food is settled in, you guys head to the shopping center and walk around. You would drag Hansol to the candy shop and he would drag you to the hat shop, where he could try on endless of bucket hats and snap backs, asking for your opinion of which one looks the best on him.

This time it’s the doorbell that pulls you out of your thoughts. Knowing it’s Hansol, you quickly put on your shoes and head for the door.

Opening the door quickly, you come face to face with your boyfriend and you couldn’t help but to jump into his arms. Chuckling he gives you a quick kiss on  the forehead.

“You ready? You haven’t eaten yet, right?” Hansol asks, already knowing the answer. You nod in reply. “Then what are we waiting for? I can hear the hamburgers calling our names.” He says, closing his eyes and rubbing his stomach. You giggle at his silliness and lock the door. He holds out his hand for you to hold, and you accept it. You walk to his car and he opens the passenger side for you to enter. That’s another thing you love about Hansol, he’s such a gentleman. He always open doors for you, and gives you his jacket when your cold. He also does it without thought, like it’s a second nature to him. He gets into the drivers sit and his eyes go wide.

“Ah, I forgot my wallet at the dorm. You don’t mind if we stop by do we?” He asks sheepisly.

“Of course not! Besides I haven’t seen the other boys in a while.” You loved going over to the dorm. When you and Hansol met, you also met 12 other boys who suddenly became a big part of your life. All the members were sweet and giant goofballs, making their company enjoyable.

Its not a very long drive to the dorm and once you arrive you don’t give Hansol enough time to open the car door this time for you because you’re already out of the car, heading towards the dorm. Getting out his keys Hansol unlocks the door and let’s you enter first.

“Let me grab my wallet, and we’ll go.” Hansol says as he walks into his room. You walk into the living room to find some of the members sitting on the couch, watching an action movie. Feeling another presence in the room Wonwoo turns his head.

“Y/n, It’s been a while! What are you doing here, I thought Hansol picked you up for your guys date?” Wonwoo asked.

“He forgot his wallet, and since I haven’t seen you guys in a while I wanted to say hi while we stopped by.” You explain.

“Ah, Hansol is always forgetful!” He lets out a small laugh. “Where’s my hug, huh?” He teases, not noticing that Hansol is in the room. Not one to resist giving people hugs, you give him one. “You look great by the way.” You blush at his compliment. It’s not like it means anything, you’re just not used to hearing it from other people. Soon all the boys join in.

“Y/n, you look so pretty in just casual clothing. I bet you look great in anything!” Dino says, and you couldn’t help but to smile.

When Hansol hears the compliments from the other guys he feels an unknown feeling in his stomach. He dismisses the feeling and before they can say anything else, Hansol speaks up.

“Um, I found my wallet. We should go now y/n.” You say your goodbyes and both of you walk out the door. The whole way there Hansol is quiet and you start to worry.

“Hansol, are you okay?” You asked concerned.

“What? Oh yeah, sorry. I guess I just spaced out a little.” He gives you a big smile, and you ease up. You turn on the radio and your favorite song was playing. You start singing along, and soon Hansol joins in. The fun ends though as he pulls into the diners parking lot. You guys walk into the diner hand in hand and the waitress sits you in your normal booth. She hands you the menu, and says another waiter will be with you soon.

“I have to go the bathroom real quick. If I’m not back in time just order whatever you get.“ You nod.  Before he walks off he adds “and you can pick the flavor of shake tonight.” He walks of in the direction of the bathroom and you look through the menu.

“Well hello there, I’m Byran and I’ll be your server today. What can I get for the pretty lady today?” The waiter asks.

“I would like two classic hamburgers, both with a side of french fries and a chocolate Oreo shake with extra whip cream” You recite.

“Wow, that’s a lot of food for just one person. Would you like some company?” He asks, leaning against the table. But a hand appears on his shoulder, pushing him away softly.

“Sorry dude, but she’s on a date.. with her boyfriend.” Hansol gives the boy a glare, showing a different side of him you’ve never seen. He almost looks intimidating. You laugh on the inside, because seeing Hansol like this is a foreign concept.

“Ah, my bad. I didn’t mean to intrude. I’ll be right back with those orders.” The boy gives a small bow and runs to the kitchen. Hansol slides into the booth across from you as if nothing happens, and you let out a laugh. He gives you a confused look.

“Did I do something? Why are you laughing?” He asks.

“You don’t even realize it, but you were so jealous of that guys fail attempt of hitting on me.” You say. “And that’s probably why you wanted to live the dorm early too, isn’t it?”

“I guess? I don’t know.. When I saw him talking to you I got this weird feeling in my chest, it was the same when all the guys were complimenting you and giving you hugs. I usually just ignore it, but couldn’t this time.” He admits.

“Well you’re extremely hot when your jealous.” Hansols eyes get bigger and his cheeks warm up, returning back to his awkward self. You giggle and lean over the table to give him a quick peck on the cheek. The same boy from before delivers the food and Hansol is giving him the same glare.

“Alright alright, down boy. I think he gets it.”      

Open for requests

Kaz likes hamburgers and later changes his name to McDonald. At the same time, Kaz wants revenge of a man that looks like the Hamburglar.