his mullet

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Keith’s father insulted a very powerful witch, who cursed his unborn child as punishment. When he was born the wet nurse fainted, due to the horrific sight. For you see Keith was cursed to have the body of a demon, with non of the added benefit of being a demon. His poor mother died due to the lack of help after the birth. His father, devastated over the loss of his wife and the misfortune of his sons appearance, vowed to never let any harm come to his son. To keep him safe he would homeschool him and never let him leave the house. Fearing what the village would do to him if he was ever found out, he filled his sons mind with the horrors that would befall him if he were to leave. To the villagers, he would tell that the curse placed in his son made it so that he was forever sickly and bedridden.

Keith, unsatisfied with living his life, never to see the outside world would sneak out at night time to play. It doesn’t take long for his father to find out, what with demon sightings late at night that sounds like a certain someone. He relents a little realizing he can’t keep his son locked up for the rest of his life, let’s him leave the house. BUT ONLY AT NIGHT. So he goes out and explores and meets a certain someone else.

Enter shiro. A demon cast out from hell for disobedience and starting a rebellion. Cursed buy the demon queen to forever be the ugliest creature to exist. Human. To demon, to look human is the worst thing to do. They take pride in their appearance, and humans to them are extremely ugly. He lost his mate to be because of this. Wonders the border of the woods in a quiet little village in boredom and frustration. Finds himself a little demon playing about in the dead streets at night. Panicked, he grabs him and drags them into the woods to scold them. It’s dangerous to be so close to humans. They like to hunt you down and kill those that they preseave as evil and bla bla bla, hey are you listening to me? What were you thinking!

And poor Keith is terrified and shook. Who is this man and why did he drag me into the woods to lecture and not kill me? After a bit of confusion and misunderstanding the two find that they are the same curse but reversed! They became fast friends, then lovers, with Keith sneaking off to visit every night. One day he doesn’t come back home. So his father hires some adventures to find and bring him back. But please be warned he doesn’t look human because of a cures! When they find him in a cave/ demon enchanted lair, they mistakenly think Keith is the one to kidnap that guys kid and shiro is their damsel in distress. Confusion and frightened Keith gets cornered and hurt, making shiro extremely angry. How dare you touch my mate! Sending the others flying through the cave and into a wall. Oops! Looks like the human you were protecting was the real demon and the other one their damsel!

Shiro: Come on Pidge, I didn’t drink that much last night.

Pidge: You were flirting with Keith.

Shiro: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Pidge: You asked him if he was single and started crying when he said he wasn’t.

Lance absentmindedly calling Keith ‘babe’ though. they’re not even dating. he just does. 

“hey babe, you wanna go for some training?” 

“hey babe, pass the salt would you?” 

“could you - ah, thanks babe.” 

Keith is so fucking confused and weirdly pleased and the team thinks its the most hilarious thing that’s happened since the lot of them were chosen as defenders of the galaxy (which is still pretty hilarious to them.) 

Lance never even realises he’s doing it. nobody even tells him. he doesn’t know the team is laughing at him. he doesn’t know he’s now the reason why Keith spends all his nights awake staring at the ceiling just thinking an endless stream of ?????

anonymous asked:

People around like to headcanon that Keith used to have short hair at the Garrison, but here I'm with all the "I'll recognize that mullet anywhere." Keith had the mullet when he was at the Garrison.

EXACTLY!!!!!! He’s had his mullet since Garrison times and I love it. listen I’ve had this ask in my drafts for A G E S just to find the perfect screenshots that prove that his mullet is amazing and that it deserves more support than it gets,,, look at how great it looks when he’s moving:

I love his long bangs that always part perfectly for his eyes:

And I love the way his mullet curls upwards in the back, it looks so fluffy and soft,,,, sometimes it almost looks like an incomplete sunflower,,,,,,,,,,,,

I?? love his stupid mullet so much????? It makes no sense but it’s amazing.

Reblog If You Want A Flash Back Episode In Voltron Season 3 Where Keith And Shiro Met Each Other

Imagine person A having an infatuation with space and telling person B; “I love you more than the sun and the moon and the stars. You are space to me. Ever expanding, beautiful, and the best mystery.”

Keith: Future husband says what?

Shiro: What?

Keith: *screaming in excitement*