his mullet

Lance:You love Keith, don’t ya?


Lance:Do you wanna hold him?


Lance:Please him?


Lance:Then ya gotta, gotta try a little tenderness! People love that romantic crap.

Lance absentmindedly calling Keith ‘babe’ though. they’re not even dating. he just does. 

“hey babe, you wanna go for some training?” 

“hey babe, pass the salt would you?” 

“could you - ah, thanks babe.” 

Keith is so fucking confused and weirdly pleased and the team thinks its the most hilarious thing that’s happened since the lot of them were chosen as defenders of the galaxy (which is still pretty hilarious to them.) 

Lance never even realises he’s doing it. nobody even tells him. he doesn’t know the team is laughing at him. he doesn’t know he’s now the reason why Keith spends all his nights awake staring at the ceiling just thinking an endless stream of ?????

Lance:Keith why are you wearing a crop top?

Keith:Cause I like wearing them that’s why.

(Shiro walks into the room)

Shiro:Okay you two what are you bickering
about no-

(Sees Keith wearing a crop top)


(Shiro walks out of the room)

Lance:Oh look what you did Keith you made Shiro feel uncomfortable by you wearing that thing.

Keith:Oh shut up Lance!

(10 minutes later Shiro comes home with a forever 21 bag)

Shiro:Here I bought you about like 10 new crop tops and I want to see how they look on you.


“There is a place for everyone in our universe
And you my friend are far from home
But me?
I’m right where I want to be” —-
I’m so sorry for the long ass post and for another sappy klance pic with lame quotes!! (I made up the quote for those who are wondering!)
I am a slut for keith feeling like he’s finally home with his space family and of course with lance lol

anonymous asked:

Can we get a sketch of Stan showing off Ford's embarrassing baby photo as Ford tries to stop him?

Ford tries to burn it but Stan’s already made 50 copies and hidden them around the house.

Sheith headcanon: when they go to bed at night the tend to switch up who is the little and big spoon. But more often then not Keith tends to be the big spoon because it makes shiro feel safe and warm inside. On bad days tho, where someone almost dies or they couldn’t save everyone, shiro tends to big spoon because he has a horrible sense and need to protect. He needs to feel like he isn’t completely useless, like he can still save someone. Keith understands and tends to rub up and down the arms around him till it lulls shiro to sleep.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry may I ask for Keith voltron headcanons ur hcs are so Good

  • when he enters a room he automatically assesses his chances of beating the people inside in a fight
    • this is kinda horrifying but also. really funny
    • keith: *looks at shiro* *makes a mental note to add more push ups to his workout*
    • keith: *looks at lance* *nods because all is right in the world*
  • someone explained the “i say vol you say tron” thing to him a while back but he keeps messing it up because he thinks lance’s reactions are funny
  • *pidge drops down from the ceiling* keith, without looking up from his cereal: “hey”
  • has a weird stockholm syndrome-y relationship with country music since it was the only stuff on the radio out in the desert
    • he hates it. but. it was there for him when no one else was
  • is confused 72% of the time
  • the living embodiment of the words “fuck it”
  • refuses to refer to his hairstyle as a mullet. it’s just long lance. go away lance
  • keith: “why are you squeezing me with your body” hunk: “…it’s a hug, keith. i’m hugging you.”
    • alternatively: *literally anyone goes to hug keith* “…is…… is that a knife in your pocket”
  • “i just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as i usually sleep, so i’m a little disoriented”

Shiro:I say vol,you say.



  • Lance: *makes eye contact with Keith*
  • Lance's mind: goddamnit Keith is so fucking hot I always tell him I hate his mullet but it's actually kinda cute what did I do to deserve this why have I been blessed to know this amazing person named Keith Kogane he is the greatest friend I could ever meet why the fuck am I like this I wanna hug him and kiss him and love him goddamnit-
  • Lance: Fuck off, mullet