his little wardrobe

it’s bring your child to work day. the Aces practice if full of young children learning to skate. Kent Parson arrives, with a stroller and Kit Purrson on a onesie. The PR team shakes their head, but go get the cat sized Purrson jersey they had for the occasion, knowing that it would happen. when they are taking pictures with the children, Kent’s is captioned as “Kent Parson, single mother of one”

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𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉  ↬ 
𝓃𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑒𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝑜𝓁𝑜 & 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓇𝒶 𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓇𝑒 

you can all thank @ciacowboy for the level of sass and eyerolls that are exchanged between these two underscored by plenty of “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ur hot” that inspired this 5 am piece of trash

anonymous asked:

What would GAP + Switzerland and Liechtenstein do if someone replaced all the clothes in their closet with really short skirts?

(Didn’t even know about that acronym. Hope these characters are right. If they are, why not make it ‘GAPS’?)

Prussia: He wouldn’t even care about the skirts, he’d just be terribly, terribly upset that all of his awesome clothes were gone. How could he stand out as the best-dressed person around without them?

Liechtenstein: She’d ask Switzerland to buy her some new clothes. And he would. He wouldn’t even be cheap about it, he’d get a full wardrobe. His little sister is not wearing skirts that short!

(Pattern by: x)

theladylily  asked:

Adoribull Sunday Prompt – Adoribull Fanart – Dancing on daddys shoes.

Ehhh, it’s only implied adoribull, sorry (I’m terrible), but…

((If anyone wants to try coloring, you’re more than welcome to.))

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“In the Closet” (1992)

“It’s not about outrageous sets and 50 dancers this time,” said director Herb Ritts. “It’s really about bringing Michael’s energy out in a new way.” With Jackson’s curls confined to a tight ponytail and his wardrobe little more than an undershirt and jeans, this is the most sexually charged performance of his career. Ritts, who died in 2002, was an acclaimed fashion photographer who had shot everyone from supermodels to world leaders – including Jackson for a 1992 Rolling Stone cover. Here, he got pop’s most kinetic body to cavort in the dusty desert with a young Naomi Campbell.  

A Puppy Called Winston (ficmas: day 1)

Summary: the ups and downs of Dan and Phil getting a puppy.

Word count: 1147

Dan was just going into the living room to find his headphones when he smelt it. The familiar smell of dread. Oh no, he’d done it again. He looked under the table to confirm, and yes, it was true.

“PHIIILL” Dan shouted through the doorway. There was silence for a couple of seconds before the faint sounds of Phil panting could be heard.

“Wa-Dan, what is it?” Phil questioned. Dan said nothing and just pointed to under the table.

“For goodness sake. Not again!” Was Phil’s reaction. His shoulders shrugged, disappointed. He looked towards Dan for some sign of emotion. However Dan looked perfectly content, happy even. Although his little smirk held a sadistic aura to it.

Dan then spoke, “Phil, I haven’t forgotten last time. Mr ‘if you do it this time then I promise to do it if it happens again’. Well look where you are now”.

“But I thought there wouldn’t be a next time. Ugh, all of those training classes were for nothing”.

“Nah, don’t worry. We’ll get get through it. I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it eventually. However, now you have some puppy poop to clean from under the table” Dan teased.

Dan then went over to the sofa where their puppy, Winston, was currently residing with a wagging tail. As soon as Dan sat down Winston walked over to him and started licking his arm.

They’d decided to get a puppy a few months ago when the landlord had finally agreed. They had been thinking about it for a while and it would be a massive change, but it would be an addition to their family and the home that they had built together.

Dan had had a dog throughout his childhood and they had both done a lot of research before getting their dog. Of course Dan had originally wanted a shibe for memes sake but eventually they’d decided that it wouldn’t be the right breed for them. They actually decided on getting a Staffordshire bull terrior as they’d be large enough to handle it’s strength and they also wanted a very loyal dog.

They finally had gotten the puppy a few weeks ago. When it came to naming him, obviously Phil had put forward the name ‘Winston’. Which they both laughed at. Dan couldn’t deny that Phil did need a Winston in his life and this was probably the perfect opportunity. So Winston it was.

Winston was pretty much the perfect puppy. He was adorable and loved snuggling with them. One particularly cute time was when Dan had just finished editing a video. He was walking into the lounge to see if Phil wanted to go to bed yet when he saw Phil sleeping on the sofa.

Winston was sprawled out on his back, sleeping across Phil’s chest. Dan decided to wake Phil up to go to their bed so that he wouldn’t hurt his back, and he had carried Winston with them to sleep in their bed.

Originally they’d bought a crate for the puppy to sleep in as Dan had complained about the dog hairs getting all over the bed. Winston had settled pretty well in the crate in the evening and they went to bed.

However during the night Dan woke up. He was worried about Winston who was all alone in the crate in the living room. He felt a little guilty that they’d left him. He shook Phil awake to ask if he could go get Winston so that he could sleep in the bed. Phil agreed in his half awake daze and Winston had slept snuggled between them that night, and every night since.

Despite Winston being the perfect puppy for them, they have had a few mishaps. During one time where Dan was doing some laundry and Phil was filming a video, Winston had wondered off. He ventured into Dan’s room and found an array of interesting shoes.

After sniffing a few he inevitably started to chew on one with zips on it. It turned out that the shoe was a great thing to chew on and by the time the puppy had been caught the shoe was ruined. Luckily it was Phil who had witnessed the shoe chewing. After a moment of muffled laughter he picked up the shoes, and Winston, and walked out of Dan’s room, closing the door behind them.

It took about three days for Dan to notice the missing shoes. He spent twenty minutes searching the mess of his room before questioning Phil. Phil was not the most convincing liar, especially when the culprit was curled up on his lap.

“Erm” Phil answered.

“Phil, do you know or not? They’re the only ones that go with this outfit”.

“No, erm, I’m not sure”.

“Phil” Dan said in his voice that implied that he knew that Phil wasn’t telling the truth.

“Okay but it’s not my fault” Phil said to which Dan raised his eyebrows. He followed Phil into his room (with Winston following) where Phil had secretly hidden the shoes. Although he knew Dan would find out eventually.

Phil handed Dan his ruined shoes. Dan stared in shock before looking down at Winston and saying “you little Shit”. He then proceeded to storm off in a mood (which thankfully only lasted about an hour).

'Little Shit’ became a nickname for Winston when he was being naughty or particularly annoying. Like the time that he jumped up onto the keyboard of Dan’s laptop when he was in his browsing position and started licking Dan’s face. Winston had managed to send an email of various letters and numbers to a random company that had been asking Dan to accept a sponsorship.

Eventually they had to stop calling Winston 'little Shit’ because he started to respond more to that than 'Winston’ itself.

Anyone who would’ve seen their puppy probably would’ve said that he misbehaved because he was spoiled so much. But Dan and Phil couldn’t help it.

Phil had certainly gone all out in the dog toy department. Including the most weird looking dog toys that he’d ever seen. Most of them were chewed up within minutes. However, there is one toy that seems to be Winston’s favourite, which is a plushie of Simba from The Lion King. Winston doesn’t chew it, but carries it around in his mouth wherever he goes.

Dan spent hours browsing online for as many different dog outfits as he could find. He’d bought some t-shirt that had doge and pepe on them, and even a kanye west one. He’d also bought a leather jacket that would fit Winston as a joke. Phil had made sure that he’d have some colour in his little (metaphorical) wardrobe too, so they bought a couple cute christmas jumpers.

So yes, you could say that Dan and Phil were perfectly happy with their spoilt, somewhat naughty, puppy.

END

A/N: this Is dedicated to my wonderful dog, Dexter. Hes seriously the cutest thing and most of the things here are from dexters mannerisms.
   Also sorry for the gap in posting. I’ve got a load of school work rn. But I’m posting a phanfic every day this week!

Thanks ^ω^

Phoenix&Edgeworth “Friendship” Fic Rec List

Not Gay. Only friendship.

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Operation: Turnabout Birthday Present by ProbableImpossibilities
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The Best I Know by Quicksilver_ink
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Matter at Hand by Asa Turney
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Changes through time by moonbird
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Ach! Dracul! by Mister Mystery
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Sleeping Stars by feelthesarcasm
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Word of the Day by 6GunSally
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With him, nothing goes quite as expected.


To Paint a Picture by Ersatz Writer
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Auld Lang Syne by KingMobUK
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What We Can by VickyVicarious
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Custom Made by Ieyre
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