his lines are all so good!

Rick x Negan x Reader threesome!

(Request: This is crazy.. but could you please do a reader rick and negan threesome?)

Note: Enjoy!!

Warning: smut, anal

Originally posted by hughxjackman

You leaned your head against the windows in one of Negan’s trucks. You were driving to Alexandria to pick up the supplies they owed you, but all you could think about was Rick. You had felt so sorry for him during the line-up, mostly because all you could think about was how big his cock must feel.

“You alright (y/n)?”

You looked to your side and saw Negan eyeing you suspiciously.

“I’m good, why?”

“You have that look on your face” he said with a big grin.

“What look?” you asked curiously. You laughed when he smiled at you and gave you a wink. “You got that aroused look on your face, I can see how dark your eyes have gone. You want some dick?” he asked, cockiness dripping off of his voice.

“Shut up” you rolled your eyes, hoping that he would carry on assuming you were getting aroused over him.

You continued in the car for another half an hour before you finally pulled up to the Alexandrian gates. You stepped out the truck and swung your rifle across your shoulder. You watched as Negan called out to Rick, letting him know of your presence. You were standing behind Negan when Rick appeared at the gate. His eyes immediately fell on you and you noticed them change, they then flicked up to yours and you winked at him.

“Don’t make me ask” Negan said, he had some seriousness in his voice but there was always a hint of amusement.

Rick said nothing as he opened up the gates and you could see some of the group walking over.

“You all know what to do so get to it!” Negan shouted at you and the rest of the saviors. You all started to walk to different houses, storming in and taking what you wanted. You approached one house and you heard footsteps behind you.

“Wait! That’s my house” Rick said, out of breath. You continued to walk up the steps to his house and you opened up the door to find a young boy and a baby inside.

“Carl, take Judith and wait outside” Rick said, stepping out of the way so Carl and Judith could pass.

Once they had left Rick shut the door behind him and stared at you. “I won’t take a lot” you giggled innocently, walking over to the cupboards in the kitchen and looking at what was there. You made sure to wiggle your hips as you walked, pushing out your butt as you stretched over the counter to reach for stuff.

“Hey Rick, would you mind helping me out? I’m too short to reach that” you said, almost teasing him with your cute voice. He hesitated before coming over to you. You could see it in his eyes, he wanted you just as much as you wanted him, but since you were on the ‘bad side’ he would never make the first move. As he reached up to grab the can of beans you looked at his arms, veins just visible on his skin and his muscles reacting to his movement. He handed you the can and you made sure that your fingers brushed together. You looked up at him, seeing him already staring at you when suddenly his lips were on yours, and the can had fallen to the floor. You moaned into the kiss as his fingers dug into your waist, and you wrapped your hands in his curly hair. You broke away from the kiss so that you could start to take your jeans off, Rick doing the same and fumbling with his belt. Once you were both naked from the waist down your lips clashed together again, and Rick moaned into your mouth as his tip started to rub against your wet slits. Rick lifted you up and sat you on the counter, the material feeling cold against your bare ass. You wrapped your legs around his waist, bringing him closer and forcing him to push inside of you. He didn’t take his time as he pushed his full length into you, not stopping to let you adjust. He thrusted into you wildly, letting out grunts against your neck where he left rough kisses.

You heard the door open and your eyes grew wide as you stared at Negan in shock. Rick immediately looked behind when he saw you weren’t concentrating on him and he quickly pulled out of you and moved away.

“Negan-” You started but he raised his hand to silence you. He started to grin, and you didn’t know if that was a good sign or a bad one.

“Would you look at that! Ricks getting in on all the action without me!” Negan laughed and approached you, starting to unbuckle his belt. Rick said nothing as he looked to the ground, trying hide his erection from Negan.

“This aint the time to be scared Rick! Carry on with what you’re doing, just one thing, I get the back door” He winked at Rick and then at you.

You giggled at Negans words but Rick was a little hesitant at first. You jumped down from the counter and led rick to the sofa, Negan following behind now in only his shirt and jacket. You pushed Rick down on the sofa and straddled him before lowering yourself onto his cock. He tried to hold back a moan but the pleasure was all too much. He leaned his head back as you continued to bounce on him.

“You’re such a dirt girl, aren’t you?” Negan asked, coming up behind you and kissing your neck. “I knew you wanted some dick, I could see it in your eyes” he laughed into your neck, sending goose bumps down your skin. Between Negans dirty words and Ricks moans, you were getting closer to your release.

You felt Negan begin to push his tip into your ass, stretching you out. You were used to his size though, you did this every two weeks or so back at the sanctuary. As he stretched you out he let out a deep moan, moving his body forward and wrapping his arms around your waist. You started to moan when the two men were thrusting in you at the same rhythm. Rick started to rub his fingers against your clit, sending adrenaline coursing through your veins. You leaned your arms on Ricks shoulders and rested your head in the crook of his neck as he continued to leave kisses on you. You noticed Rick was kind of a more romantic guy in bed, whereas Negan was a straight up animal, pulling your hair, whispering dirty things in your ear and just fucking your brains out.

“I’m close” you moaned. At this Rick’s finger movement sped up and Negan continued to pound into you fast, bringing along your orgasm a lot faster than usual. It took over your whole body, there was no warning sign as your eyes hazed over, all noise was blocked out and you could only concentrate on the pleasure both men were pushing into you.

Once you had finished your high both Negan and Rick came, Rick quickly pulled out of you and you jerked him off until his warm liquid spilled onto your hand. Negan finished off inside of you, staying still for a couple of seconds as he rode out his high. You got off of Rick’s lap and collapsed on the sofa next to him, watching Negan put on his boxers and jeans. He walked over to the counter and threw your clothes at you, telling you to hurry up because they were ready to leave.

You quickly changed and left Rick with a kiss on his cheek. “Until next time!” you said, walking out of the house and following Negan to his car.

anonymous asked:

Just finished reading the parent-and-kid Chocobro drabbles and OH MY GOD IGNIS' LAST LINE. It was all so sweet and adorable and then BAM. Honestly Ignis has really good comedic timing. Applause and kudos to you Nif, another awesome set of drabbles!

Haha thank you! 

To be honest, that was a last-minute addition. I was like “Hmmm maybe this will be pure fluff.” And then I was like “Nah but Iggy is a low key troll so he has to troll his daughter, his own flesh and blood of all people” and BAM done haha

In this scene, the word on Raita’s shirt says: “Sneak food/eating secretly”
Remember when he stole food from Hirota’s lunch and got sumo wrestled into a pit on the beach? (  ・ิω・ิ)

I need to notice the small but good thing in this AO!! episode so I can pretend I am ok.

Kamo senpai is such a heartwarming little guy. His hug is what the team really need. All he want is for the team to stay together until the end. I really love how a character for comedy effect could be portrayed as a deep character in this anime/manga.

This is also an episode when the 3rd year shine. Not only Hachioji had his first try in this anime/manga, Kashima also got the line out ball. Let’s hope that this can let Matsuo regret for giving up too fast! (o´Д`)

̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶e̶a̶r̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶E̶b̶u̶m̶i̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶0̶8̶:̶5̶4̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶p̶i̶s̶o̶d̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶

anonymous asked:

Does Iso know that their ARE good Gasters? Like Haventale!Gaster! :)

Though he might know that their intentions are good, they’re all bad to him, ESPECIALLY if they look like his own Gaster (I.E. The two scars over the eyes, the line down the middle, the jawline… The scars and eyes scare him the most.) or if they sound similar. Basically any one of them have the potential to reactivate his disabling programming so that they can control him and he can’t run, so he’ll refuse to go near them or even look at them willingly. 

The problem comes in when the Gaster has bad intentions and may or may not want to use Iso as a proxy…

anonymous asked:

Top 6 characters that you hated at first but then fell in love with?

1. Gaston most definitely, when I was younger I couldn’t stand him but now Luke Evans has made me appreciate him a lot lot more 😏
2. Moriarty, for the first two seasons I enjoyed hating him, he was a great villain but somewhere along the line I just ended up genuinely loving him, really charismatic and funny and if he wasn’t a lunatic and probably gay I’d be all for some of that!
3. Reggie Mantle! Okay so the first two episodes or so really got us off on the wrong foot but then (as a non-comic reader) I did some digging into his comic character and found out how much of a sad lil bean he is and how he can actually be a really good friend and now I’m like 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
4. Ross Geller, okay so I have a bit of an ongoing love/hate relationship with Ross and it changes from episode to episode but I can’t deny any longer that he is a great character, he’s just flawed like us all!
5. Winston from New Girl, at first I found him like too extra and wacky and then I became extra and wacky and started relating to him so much so now I am also Winnie ✌🏻
6. Brooke from Scream, she was just so stereotypical rich girl and like blah to me at first but then she became my precious lil babe who is not allowed to die because she’s so beautiful and she should be the lead not Emma okay

jacobpf42  asked:

I cleared the 999 voiced remake and as I diehard Zero Escape fan I HAD to tell you that the voice you had for Santa was.... Well... Santa. It captured the character so well your voice WAS the character. It was perfect! For a game so text heavy, a voice has to be really really good. And oh god, it was so good to hear all those lines go off so smoothly, especially all the ones that carry so much weight. I just have to thank you for how perfect your role was to a character who I love so much.

Santa was really fun for me because while my track record in voiceover includes plenty of self-absorbed assholes, Santa really captures the kind of humour that I practice a lot, which is more focused on observation and dry wit. Outside of his attitude he’s probably the closest character representation of me I’ve yet performed, and so his inflections and mannerisms were particularly easy for me to fall into.

…except those later scenes. You know the ones. I can’t say I’ve lived out those scenarios before.

Okay, so we all know that Poe went around the Resistance base telling everyone about the Handsome Stormtrooper that saved his life – but what about BB-8? Imagine BB-8 coming back to base and promptly telling everyone about the good brave human who saved his Poe. This is Finn he is so lovely, he is the best of all humans, look at him, be nice to him – he’s a little bit slow – doesn’t understand droid at all but he’s a quick learner

And imagine ALL THE DROIDS falling into line, looking after Finn, and Finn is just so nice to them because he remembers what it’s like to be treated like you’re nothing, like you don’t have a personality. And they just adopt him: Finn the best human, they designate him, and R2-D2 – battle-hardened war vet that he is –  teaches him binary but teaches him the bastardised sweary binary that all the older droids speak and BB-8 is innocent and oblivious and C3-PO is scandalised because Finn is going round saying things like fuck me this is hot in this little whistle-beep. 

And whenever Finn sits down he’s surrounded by happy young droids who absolutely adore him, and he is just so nice and all the droids go out of their way to do things for him. 

And yes. Give me sweet lovely Finn with his droid ducklings. 


grishanet challenge two: favourite quotes

↳ “Nikolai,” he corrected. “But I’ve also been known to answer to ‘sweetheart’ or ‘handsome.”

Ask Me.[Newt Scamander Oneshot].

why do i love romance so much

Originally posted by karlmordo

Title: Ask Me.
Pairing: Newt Scamander x Reader.
Words: 2,700.
Rating: T. (Mildly suggestive content.)

If you focused your hands in the correct position, you could almost feel the ghosts of the white scars that lined on his torso. Slowly healed reminders to Newt, that despite all the goodness and kindness in the world, there was always going to be a counter balanced reaction. In this very delicate case, it was put in the situation of his creatures, his naturally kind hearted nature and the injuries he may have gotten when trying to gain their trust. You could hear his voice inside of your mind, echoing, ‘They’ve never been dangerous. I was, and still am utterly willing to prove people wrong’.

You supposed that it was his gentleness and graciously loving attitude towards his passions that made you fall in love in the first place. Typically, his actions reflected his personality, especially in moments of bliss like the one you found yourself tangled in.

His hands were entwined deeply in your hair, and with nervous fingers, he’d twist a piece between them and hum more to himself as he craned his head down for another kiss. Not allowing such satisfaction, your playful side rose as you pecked his nose lightly. Newt hovered still, his full lips curling on the sides into that infamous half-grin. Newt surely made you question whether or not he was aware that his appearance had such an altering effect on you, because occasionally he acted the part, where as other times he found himself rather clueless.

Right now was a memory of the latter.

The look on his face nearly shouted at you, ‘So, you want to play games?’ Raising yourself against him with your hands flat against your chest, your lips grazed against his to answer him silently. Dropping his hands, Newt cupped your cheeks and allowed his fingers to slip across your smooth skin. A shudder of appreciation reached down his spine, or better yet, a shiver of anticipation of the unknown. Heavily dilated eyes caught hold of yours while his fingers continued a journey downwards now resting gently on your shoulders.

It was there that he paused to hesitate. Dropping his head to avoid eye contact so you couldn’t catch onto his contemplation, he stared at your right shoulder, almost admiring the way that the dim light of your hallway was illuminating your skin. Giving it the appearance of being on fire, he thought to himself. And the strange wonderment rose in his mind, crashing like a wave. If he were to touch you now, would your skin be hot like the blaze he imagined? Or would it be like a chilled fire, cold and eager to be warmed?

The dress that was so beautifully sculpted to fit you was non-existent there and left your skin free for all to see, and for him to touch. And in all honesty, such a naked piece of body had been begging to be touched all evening. And when he said all, he meant, all evening. Since the sun went down, to this second in your hallway. Newt stood pinned against your body and the wall and lifted his eyes. You had been hinting all evening, his mouth tilted upwards, that you wanted this so why would he be one to deny it when it was so close? He finally figured out your game, and to say that he was proud of himself for catching on would be an absolute understatement.

“There are quite a few names to which I could call you right now,” He whispered, pressing his mouth against your ear, “Let me think…” The rush of his fingers now touching your bare skin rose goosebumps onto your arms and through your body. Even if it were chaste and inexperienced, you wouldn’t have it any other way or with anyone else. “Seductress,” He began, relying on the depth of his voice rather than the actual volume, “Or are you a temptress? Are they the same thing, or is there a difference? Of course-” His hands rose from your skin before pattering back down on your back, where the dress too, left little to be imagined. It dipped far, resting to stop on the small of your back. He didn’t allow his curious fingers to dive any lower than the base of your neck though. That’s where they rested, and that’s where they would tickle you. “Seducing and tempting are very similar, but not the same. To seduce is to be… Well, pulled into a sexual act, isn’t it? Whereas, one would use the word ‘tempt’ in a more subtle, gentler tone.”

Biting down on your bottom lip, you vaguely questioned where this sudden burst of confidence came from as his voice tuned down your hallway, echoing off the plaster walls. You had thought, for at least a minute that maybe he was turning this into a lesson, into a lecture like he did when put into nervous situations. He’d begin blundering, finding a way out without actually confronting the situation he was put in front of. But, after giving it a good hard think, you deduced that it couldn’t have been that. The way that he was speaking to you, so huskily, the way his hands were raking along bits of your body that he hadn’t actually seen before, were telltale signs that this was something else. This was slacked confidence, raw emotion and genuine sex appeal. A side of Newt that you didn’t even know existed was getting clearer and clearer the more he allowed himself to build up in self-awareness.

“Allow me to ask…” Newt swallowed, kissing the shell of your ear, “Am I seducing, or am I tempting?” He pushed his head back and gazed down at you. Through the very little light you were getting, you could see a bit his beautiful eye color. “I know what you are, or at the very least, I know what you’re trying to do.”

“May I ask what you think that is?”

Newt gave you a small grin, pecking your lips before uttering against them, “You’re being a big flirt who’s denying me the simplest of pleasures, like an actual kiss.”

“Why give you the pleasure of such when you’re the one so blantly seducing me?” Your tone of voice dropped as you attempted to stay in control.

“Me?” He questioned. Heat burned on the tips of his ears, down his cheeks and across the bridge of his nose at your accusation. “I’m not one to seduce, and you know that.”

“Don’t lie.” You snickered, “At the very least-” You mocked him, “You’re building yourself to be a small bit tempting.”

“Never.” He shook his head in playful denial, his beautifully ashy hair bouncing along with the movement. You found yourself entranced for a second at his unspoken beauty. “I would never do such a thing to you.”

“Lies.” You ran your hands up his chest to rest them on his shoulders. Newt licked his bottom lip at the sensation of your hands running along his body, even if he was fully clothed in front of you. That was something he’d never get used to. The meager brush of your hands, and what they would do to him in moments like this constantly amazed him. “You’re tempting. Standing there, looking amazingly beautiful…” His eyebrows raised at your choice of words, “Oh excuse me-” You spoke sarcastically, “Did I say beautiful? I meant handsome.”

“I’d have been okay with beautiful.” Newt laughed quietly. Keeping one hand rested on the back of your neck, he swooped his right hand forward and put it under your chin. There, he propped your head up so he could properly look down at you.

“I was going to use pretty.” Your expression was smug, teasing and a bit flirtatious. He could see the latter, especially in the little glint behind your eyes.

“I’d have been alright with pretty as well,” His voice dropped once again as he looked at you lovingly. “But, I’d prefer to call you that.”

“I hope you don’t just like me because I’m pretty.” You pouted. Newt shook his head once again with a small cackle. Keeping the position of his hands, he pushed himself off the wall, successfully moving you back so you were now pinned between the wall behind you and his body.

“I love you because you understand me, which I had been looking for. And, honestly. I had lost hope. I was ready to marry Pickett, because I thought only he would understand my blabbering.” Newt joked, the hand under your chin now dropped to dance down your neck before caress your sternum. “Imagine that, Pickett Scamander. Sounds pretty awful to me.”

“Who’s to say I want to marry you?” He raised his brows once again, only this time in a way that said, ‘Are you kidding me?’ Newt was right to react in such a way, though your question once more of a tease than to be taken literally.

“Who’s to say I’ll ever ask?” He replied rather smoothly, his eyebrows still skeptical. “Unless you, my love, intend to tie me up and make me, you can’t assure that I ever will pop that question.”

“I actually expected it tonight.” You admitted, “Queenie may have let it slip that you were planning it-”

“Wait, wait-” Newt panicked, feeling his heart drop into his stomach at the sound of your statement.

“She also told me that Niffler stole the ring? Did you ever find it? Oh goodness, I hope you found it.”

“Of course I found it.” Newt scrambled slightly to rest one of his hands on his coat pocket, where the ring was lying snug.

Silence spilled between the two of you as he stood awkwardly in front of you. Mentally, he was cursing at Queenie for letting the cat out of the bag like this, but then again, she probably didn’t mean to. She rarely thinks before spilling out things like this. Getting vicious at her was going to do Newt no good right now. He drew a deep breath in, prepared to take on the accidental mishap with as much grace as he could.

“I was just kiddin’,” You popped your mouth and looked at your love in front of you, “Queenie didn’t… She didn’t tell me anything… I— was just playing around with you…”

He stopped moving altogether, and his breath hitched in his throat. It was coming to him now, the smack in the face of intense realization. “You didn’t….” You shook your head no, an obvious expression of guilt washing onto your face as you stared at him. “Oh, no…”

“I mean, now I do, and I know Niffler did steal the ring so…” Your voice cracked. “Surprise.”

“I was going to ask,” He said quickly and looked off to the side, “I just, couldn’t find the moment to do it? I mean, dinner, wouldn’t that be a cliché? I’m not a fan of doing it in such a way, I want you to remember it. I don’t want your engagement story to be a copycat of so many others.” He began speaking a bit faster, tears pricking at the back of his eyelids, “So, I thought, maybe on the walk home? But, I caught myself staring at you and before I knew it, you had lead me home, and then this, and now, and I thought maybe I could stave until the morning and perhaps… I don’t know, surprising you with a ring at breakfast? But, is that too cliche as well? I don’t know.

“Then last night, I nearly had a heart attack when I had misplaced the ring… what an irresponsible thing to have happened…” He rubbed his forehead, “I had left it sitting on my desk, and left for a moment, only a moment and when I came back it was gone. I went into an absolute frenzy. I should have figured it was Niffler, that little bugger… So obsessed with shiny things. He had taken it, and if I was bloody thinking, I’d have checked him first before throwing my case into a mess for two hours…

“And now, I’ve gone and ruined one of the biggest surprises of your entire life, because I couldn’t understand that you were only joking around. I ruined it…” He reached into the pocket of his jacket, plucking out a small velvet box, “This was meant to be something special, not some night of-of…”

“Newt.” You spoke quietly, contradicting his frantic voice. Reaching up with your right hand, you put it onto of his. “Shhh…”

“But, I…”

“You didn’t ruin it, it just…” You puffed, “Didn’t go as planned. That’s okay…” He swallowed quietly and balled his hand into a fist around the small box in his hand. “Any moment you asked me would have been special. I’m positive I’d have remembered it for the rest of my life, just like how I’m going to remember this…” You laughed quietly and clasped your hands around his, “I mean, you still get to ask… If you still want to…”

“I do…” Newt looked at his hand, “How do you want me to? I guess, at this point it doesn’t matter, does it…?”

You thought for a second and smiled lovingly, “Do it the way you want.”

He took a deep breath in and nodded, dropping to his knee without a second thought. Despite his attempt to remain cool and situated, his mind was racing. Of course before hand, he had mentally written a letter, things he was going to say to you but now that it was actually happening, he couldn’t find where he had stored it. Newt was left speechless. He kissed your knuckles slowly, looking up at you as you pulled your hand away from his balled fist so he could open the velvet box. It was smooth under his fingertips, alarmingly so that Newt actually found himself shaking in an attempt to open it as quickly as possible.

“I never imagined myself to be the type to marry, simply because for years, I was seemingly married to creatures and to finishing my book…” Newt told you, “Maybe love was for some, and never for me. I didn’t need it, until I met you… Everything changed then…”

His voice was breaking with emotions as he stared down at the ring, “I can’t give you much, other than a case full of creatures, an old scarf, a few bow-ties and magic spells and maybe a good solid kiss every so often, and I know not a lot of people would jump to be with someone as… Annoying as I, but for you, it seemed to be considerably different….

“From the time that Queenie had informed me that you thought I was, quote ‘Cute’, to the first actual encounter, there was something so different about you, and I couldn’t take my attention off of you. The way you walked, carrie yourself, the way you talked with such confidence, something that I wish I had, and something you’ve actually helped me with… I cannot thank you enough for the opportunities and things you have shown me…

“And if you’d allow me, for the rest of our lives…” He looked up at you Newt’s stare was intense, digging deeply into your own that you could almost feel him infiltrating your thoughts. “I’d love to show you equally amazing things… If you’d allow me the pleasure of a ‘yes’ to my next very needed question so I can stop talking and finally kiss you.” He fumbled, raising his wrist slightly to reveal to you the ring that he had so carefully thought about and chose. It was simple, but beautiful.

 A golden band and placed delicately in the center was a flower of diamonds. Small, beautiful and absolutely everything you could have ever wanted all rolled into one ring. You sniffled, staring at it for a moment before looking back at Newt. And the second your eyes caught hold of his, the question flowed from his mouth and sang into your ears.

“Will you, (Full Name) the love of my life, and the dazzling, perfect, amazing mother to my creatures… Will you marry me?”

Hey guys, hope you enjoyed because I know I had a lot of fun writing it! Reblogs and likes are appreciated. Stay tuned for more Newt! :D 

I left it on a cliffhanger, for a reason guys. ;) More to come.


why is this part so underrated

after naruto is like “i’m here too sakura-chan…” 

there so much beauty in that one line because
1) that’s literally sasuke’s way of acknowledging sakura’s strength- no, not just acknowledging but boosting her up and all of us & him knowing how capable naruto is, immediately believing in her (he always has), approving, and showing that he’s acknowledging how strong she is and far her skills have come
2) that teasing vibe of team 7 just seems so faintly reminiscent like they’re finally back as team 7 and that slight teasing is already back and there
3) sasuke the one teasing in all his seriousness
4) “us” exclusive to “me and sakura” 
5) really the good old days feels 
6) they’Re aLL on thE saMe leVEL back to back fInallY
7) sasuke has always been the one to believe in sakura’s skills since their genin days


so the humans are space orcs posts where we can just hide emotions from our customer service skill set, why don’t we take that a step further.

What about actors, who literally train for years to act different behaviors for different roles, from good guys to bad guys. One minute the human is kind and gentle, the next he is arrogantly addressing the pirates who invaded, all from his acting days.

Their strict memorization can help them recall lines for any situation. They can cry on cue, motivate their crewmates with a well place monologues, become the life of the party with one liners and comedic sketches.

Hell this can apply to dedicated fans. The ones who try to get in character at cosplays, or memorize entire dialogues from their favorite scenes.

Really I just want someone to write alien fic where a human quotes the wallet scene from pulp fiction and just fucking terrifies them

Imagine years down the line when they’re both retired Andrew gets inducted into the exy hall of fame and a bunch of people give generic speeches about what a good player he is and how much he’s contributed to the sport and the last one up to speak is Neil and he says something along the lines of, “Andrew couldn’t care less about any of this or any of you, so I’m here to care on his behalf.” 

Can you guys just imagine

Reinhardt doing the following:

  • screaming at D.Va and Lucio to “GET REKT SKRUBS, I AM 100% GERMAN MLG PRO” because he’s our generation shit poster so that means our language is gonna be old skool slang
  •  The younger ones wonder why he always whispers in awe at every frog he sees, “The rarest pepe…”
  • Buying Lucio a unicycle on his birthday and just keels over in laughter when he actually learns to ride it but still loves his froggy grandchild
  • He insists on making his entrances to the opening line of “All Star.”
  • Sending everyone a Rick Roll on April Fools but it back fires cause that meme is so dead they all just think it’s a good song he wanted to share with them
  • Pharah keeps wondering who keeps writing “much shiny” and “so protection” and “wow” on her Anubis suit in dry erase marker.
  • The first time Reaper gets struck in the face with the cling on wrap on the door frame trick, Reinhardt does a spit take For Effect™
  • The second time, he nearly busts a gut
  • THE THIRD TIME, he almost gets a heart attack
  • Reaper now has to use his wraith form through every doorway in the bunker
  • Mercy doesn’t know who “Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins” is, but knows if she hears Reinhardt bellow it ONE MORE TIME, he’s going to need a lot of healing
  • Doesn’t call it chocolate milk, he has to say hot choclety milk and always offers it
  • Everyone just thinks that’s how the Germans say it until a few of them get a mission over there and ask for some in a restaurant and the servers are like “you mean hot chocolate ????”
  • No one understands why 4:20 pm is his favorite part of the day.
  • No one understands why this giant old man just suddenly plops into fountains and other bodies of water, armor and all
  • No one in Overwatch owns a cow, so why does he keep swearing dishonor on them when they lose a match?
  • Especially to Hanzo?????
  • Why does he keep yelling  "VAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!!“ And pointing at people’s feet?
  • And who is this Daniel and what has he done that is so damning???
  • Mei is confused about why Reinhardt has to announce her whereabouts by saying "Winter is coming.”

Thanks @lwannagothere for helping me come up with this list


This. This is the scene that really got me

I’m seeing people freaking out over the marriage proposal line and that’s good and all, but this moment is what really gets me.

This is a guy who had absolutely no faith in himself and knew that people didn’t see him as anything special. When his long time idol comes in and suddenly becomes his coach, he decides to work at believing in himself so that he may stay with the one person who saw something in him. 

Still, he knows that the world wants Victor back. He knows he’s keeping back someone who the whole world wants to see again. He may also think that Victor wants to go back. So that’s why he only asks him to stay until he retires.

So when Victor says 

“I wish you’d never retire” he means I wish I could stay with you forever

the fact that Victor doesn’t want to leave Yuri’s side. He shares Yuri's exact same feelings of wanting to stay with him by his side. Not just because he is his coach, but because he really cares about him.

and this is new to Yuri. He never believed someone could care as much about him as Victor does. 

that is what I find so incredibly beautiful and heartwarming 

ok so everyone has this weird idea that ron goes on splurges after the war but no ?? he lived his entire life without a lot of money to go around so he would be ridiculously uptight about ordering expensive and materialistic things and like, one time, him and hermione would be on a lunch date ordering some coffee and he would refuse to buy himself a larger size even though everyone knows that he overworks in the auror office and hermione’s like, fuck dude, we get it, you want your small coffee! so they walk out and ron sees these people lining the streets for the soup kitchen and he walks right over and dishes out his pouch and literally dumps all of his spare change into the donations box. and by spare change, i mean like, a lot of fucking money. ronald weasley is a good man, don’t play him dirty like that y’all

Guys Evermore has me so shook like

  • It comes at the PERFECT time for the beast. He’s hesitant with his emotions but when Belle leaves all that reluctance goes out the window too, and he just….. pours his heart out
    • fuck what kind of good ass character development nothing will ever top this 
  • “I know she’ll never leave me, even as she runs away. She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me, move me, come what may”
    • this line particularly gets me like…. the beast knows that no matter what, even if she chooses to never return, belle will always be with him, tormenting his memories of what could have been
    • but she also calms him, inspires him, brings him strength…. this is true love right here, the epitome of disney romance. fuck me up
  • And then
  • “Wasting in my lonely tower, waiting by an open door. I’ll fool myself she’ll walk right in, and be with me for evermore.”
    • The beast doesnt even think for ONE SECOND that Belle will actually come back to him… he hopes but he knows with all of his heart that he’s lying to himself
      • good god man thats so fucking sad SHE LOVES YOU!! SHUT UP!!! SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU SHE JUST HAD TO SAVE HER PAPA SHE WILL BE BACK!!!!! !! !!!!!
      • SRSLY SHE LOVES YOU !!!!!!!
  • And in this song like… it’s not just Belle he’s losing to those “long long nights”, it’s the rest of his friends, his family, because they’re going to die and leave him completely alone, forever, without anyone to love
  • Which like?? fuck???
  • And even THAT fate wouldn’t have hurt so much before as it would now, because now he actually REMEMBERS how to love, and just as soon as he learns to again it’s torn away from him for all eternity
  • And the beast has no anger towards belle?? the most agressive he gets is when he sings “I let her steal into my melancholy heart” and even there it sounds more like he’s angry at himself than angry at belle
    • he’s sad as fuck but never angry which, again,,, look at that fucking character development
  • also idk if it’s just me but i DEFINITELY think the beast sounds the most open, prince-like, and HUMAN in this track than the rest of the film
  • anyway i’ve listened to this 87 times and see no end in sight

Okay, so, this face has become SO iconic as the representative Harry’s-scrunchy-nose-to-contain-the-fond-face that I almost forgot what Harry was reacting to here:

And I’m just so ahgjfh it’s THIS line that totally breaks his ability to keep his cool (I mean, he wasn’t doing a very good job before or after but he totally loses it here) and how it’s this ongoing, years-long joke with Louis. Because the other time we see the story, Louis says almost the same thing:


Like… it must be the line that comes up in all his Donny Dome stories, “two stories of ice skating”, and I’m just SO BEYOND ENDEARED that four years later, Harry literally can barely contain himself when Louis is doing his bit. Like, it’s a bit, right?? Harry has heard him do this many times and he still is over there not being able to control his face because he wants to laugh so bad. That’s love.

While waiting in line, the guy in front of me was singing Heathens by tøp. His voice was smooth but he kept singing only the chorus part and it annoyed me because he was missing out on the other good parts. So I timed my entrance and joined in on the rap part. 

Him: All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don’t make any sudden moves. You don’t know the half of the abuse. 

Him: *about to break into another chorus* 

Me: *cuts him off from behind him* 

Me: Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that they loved one day. Docked away. Just because we check the guns at the door doesn’t mean our brains will change. From hand grenades. You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you. You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you. You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?" 

 Both of us: But after all I’ve said, please don’t forget– 

And we fucking killed it. We finished the whole song. Fucking lit. It was unrehearsed. It was spontaneous. It was amazing. 

My whole life as a frustrated rapper has surely led me to this monumental moment.


Back with more design for Reverse Gravity Falls~ But to avoid making confusion with the real Reverse one, may I have the permission to think of the new name for this AU ;; w ;;~ “Zero Gravity”

Here we have the Pines twins as the demons, and the Cipher twins as human, reverse all the stuff~ Except their personality still the same. And also the story line will be a bit different.

Bill and Will was born from a broken family so they’re not taught well, Bill is what people called a brat, naughty kid, while Will is more shy and maybe a good boy. They found out the Journal, and Bill decided to use the journal to revenge the cruel world in which he and his brother grown up.

Dipper and Mabel are good demons, or should I call them guardians, they protect the balance of the world from being destroyed by the weirdness. 

When the Pines twins found out the journal’s in Bill’s hand, and how bad it affect Bill, they try to take the journal back and stop Bill, maybe Will too, cause Will listen to his brother, although Will is a good kid, he’s affected by bad influences, that’s Bill.

That’s all I could think of ;; w ;;)~~ Hope you like the idea~

BTS REACTION - to waking up with their s/o's arms around them and super close

Hi, dearies. Last reaction today!

Rap Monster

He would be extremely happy that you were taking such good care of him. His big smile would easily show up while he would whisper a husky “good morning” even if he was just taking a nap and it was still afternoon. You would probably pull away, but he wouldn’t let you: “Just a little more”

Originally posted by btsreactionsandgifs


He would look like an angel sleeping, all his features so beautifully arranged and so close to you, you had to whisper something along the lines: “My boyfriend is the handsomest!” and Jin would probably wake up from it. He would smile a little and, noticing how close you were, he would make a pretty face before kissing your cheek: “You’re beautiful too”.

Originally posted by bts0726


He would be the one to wake up and go back to sleep. As soon as his eyes opened slowly to his dear very close to him, he couldn’t help but move you even closer, putting you in his arms instead. While he went back to sleep he wouldn’t be able to stop a smirk from growing on his face.

Originally posted by suga-com


He would seduce you right away. When he noticed you were keeping him super close in your arms, joked about him being irresistible while looking still between sleeping and awake.

“Jagi, I won’t run away. I’m all yours, see?” *you laugh letting him go* “I didn’t mean you could leave!”

Originally posted by huang-zitao


He wakes up very fast when he notices your face so close to his. He waves at you with a “annyeong” while feeling both embarrassed and happy. You don’t let him go and he doesn’t want to leave either, so he embraces you back and caresses any part of you he can reach to prove to himself you’re real.

Originally posted by taestylips


He wakes up to a extremely close you, your breathes even mixing. He can’t help but smile big, his happiness replacing his sleepiness right away. You laugh in return, while he tries to hide himself from you in your arms. This probably evolves to a tickle fight to avoid his sudden shyness.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


He fell asleep while you were stroking his hair locks and what probably woke him up was you stopping it. So, as soon as your hand left his head, he put it back. You two did the same “take away and put it back” sometimes, until he fully woke up to a super close you. And, obviously, he got like this:

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

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