his jump is the cutest thing ever

that parental controls video is the cutest thing i have ever seen

loOK AT BOWSER AND HIS LITTLE TINY PHONE???

S O N IT HAS BEEN FOUR HOURS I WANT TO WATCH MY GODDAMN SHOW 

he has to jump like 3 feet in the air to high five his dad im crying

his lockscreen is peach,

BOWSER WILL FUCKIN WRECK YOU IF YOU MESS WITH HIS KID

bowser having a good time listening to what’s important to his son and playing his favorite game with him???? bowser is such a good dad??

GOT7 reaction: Asking for Cuddles

Mark: Giggles. All you heard was giggles before Mark took off his shoes and laid in bed with you, wrapping his arms around you. Lightly kissing your cheek he’d say, “You’re just the cutest thing ever." 

Originally posted by morethangiulia


Jackson:
Surprised. Not because you guys didn’t cuddle a lot, it’s just usually he initiates it. So a smile would just grow on his face as he basically jumped on top of you and began the cuddle session, which you were obviously regretting. Pressing play on a movie he’d tell you, "You know you love to cuddle with me baby. Don’t lie.”

Originally posted by suga-pills

 
JB:
Slightly against it. Only because he really didn’t want to get up. However, after a pouty face was thrown his way, he would get up and lay down next to you. You smiled while laying your head on his chest as his hand began to run up and down your side. "The things I do for you love.” 

Originally posted by curlstae


YoungJae:
If someone was in the room he would be like, “Umm why?” And alone, we all know it would be him asking for cuddles and not the other way around. Still, wrapped in each other’s arm he’d be happy. "Your cuddles are the best,” he would say before pecking your lips. 

Originally posted by holyfuckmark


Yugyeom:
Eager. Kinda like Jackson lol. You would be laying on the couch and he’d come in and just look at you for 0.2 seconds before rushing to get a few blankets and a couple of snacks. Before you knew it, he would pull you up so he could lay down and you would between his legs with his arms wrapped around you. Peppering kisses on your cheeks he’d say, “Time to relax baby.” (this gif kills me every damn time… you’re welcome)

Originally posted by chichangyu


Jinyoung:
He’d accept it. Like not in a rude way, he’d just be laying there on the bed after practice and you’d kinda just crawl on top of him and drag a blanket around the two of you. He’d chuckle and lazily put his arms around you, kissing the top of your head. “You make me happy, sweetheart.”

Originally posted by jypnior


Bambam:
He’d be so ready. Like he’ll put on your favourite movie, and grab a few blankets because curling up with you on the couch. He could tell that you were stressed, so he’s rub your arms and leave light kisses all over your face. “You are the cutest little cuddle bug, baby.”

Originally posted by yugyyum

I just thought you’d all like some GOT7 since no one has asked for it! ~Member A

Dear Journal,

Today we spent time in the backyard. The sun was shinning brightly and it had been a long time since it did. Sirius was playing with Teddy in the grass, Regulus was writing a letter to his girlfriend and I was enjoying a good book that I picked up from the library. I wanted to open it soon but I still had loads of books to place and count. Anyway, I set down my book amd looked at Sirius tickling Teddy.

“No! Padda! No!” Teddy laughed.

“I am the tickle monster!” Sirius said with a deep voice, making Teddy giggle even more.

“Hahaha No! Paddaaa!” He laughed.

Suddently his hair turned bright pink. Sirius laughed and brushed his finger’s in Teddy’s hair.

“He can’t control it! It’s adorable..” Sirius said.

“Maybe you could show him the real Padfoot?” I said.

“Really?”

“Just be carefull..” i said, sitting next to the two boys.

I took Teddy im my arms and sat him in between my legs. Sirius changed into Padfoot and Teddy gasped.

“Padda!!” He yelled, jumping to hug the furry dog.

Padfoot licked the baby’s face and they continued playing. I heared Regulus laugh from where he was sitting.

“This is the cutest thing ever..” he smiled.

“Yes.. they are.” I whispered to myself, smilling.

-Remus
April 15th 1978

Dating Hobi would be like:

-the moment he realized he’s in love with you would probably be the moment he asks you out

-i mean, why hesitate…

-and it would probably be a very long confession that would include things like ‘’you make the best pudding’’ and ‘’you’re so cute i want to bite you’’

-he did bite you once

-and explained that you were way too cute and there’s no way he would waste an opportunity like that especially after his first target, Jimin, ran away

-likes to serenade you…while you’re in complete inappropriate places, in a store for example

-which encouraged the old cashier lady to keep throwing in random comments like ‘’well don’t you too look good together’’ and ‘’what did you by your lovely girlfriend today’’ every time you visit the store

-and for some reason Hobi doesn’t seem to mind and engages in a conversation with her every single time

-and you’re standing there listening to two of them talking about eggplants which you’re pretty sure Hoseok knows nothing about and you

-’’You’re the cutest couple I’ve ever seen!’’-’’(Y/N), did you hear that? We’re the cutest couple this lady has ever seen!’’

-never lets you carry the bags, not matter how light they are

-’’Hobi, let me help you!’’-’’No way! Princesses don’t carry heavy things.’’-’’Oh my god…

-has a things for back hugs

-has a things for frontal hugs

-has a things for any types of hugs honestly

-but surprise hugs are his specialty

-like, he would just appear out of nowhere and jump at you like an overenthusiastic seal not like you’re complaining

-you being torn between making him return to the ‘’badass mask looks’’ and keeping quiet and enjoying the already perfect view

-but when it comes to making him show his forehead…nope, not hesitating there

-he always wakes up before you but stays in the bed so he could keep looking at your face plus the last time he tried to make you breakfast the kitchen barely survived so the first thing you usually see in the morning is his smiling face

-follows you around like a puppy when you get up trying to get one more hug again, not like you’re compaining

-and so you too end in front of a mirror together, brushing your teeth and having a little show, using the toothbrushes as microphones and complaining about the bad sound system

-everyone loves taking hot showers with their s/o…well, Hoseok loves baths

-he actually got you a pair of rubber ducks, one for you and one for him because…well, because he’s Hoseok

-doesn’t have a lot of jealous moments

-mainly because he loves you so much that he’s not even able to think about anyone else so deep inside he wants to believe you feel the same

-was so nervous the first time you slept together that he fell of a bed

-also kept apologizing for having that huge grin on his face the whole day

-you know he wants to try doing it in a practice room

-and somehow hip thrusts during practices become even more intense when you drop by

-no matter what you’re wearing he always look at you like you’re a goddess 

-’’Is it just me…’’-’’Another pick up line, Hobi? We’re already dating!-’’This is the best one yet, I swear!’’

-a day can’t go by without him giving you at least one compliment

-doesn’t matter if it’s ‘’You look gorgeous, jagi.’’ or ‘’That green color really suits you.’’-’’Hoseok…it’s a face mask. I look like an alien.’’-’’At least you’re a very sexy alien.’’

-he was the the first one to say ‘’i love you’’ and was hiding how nervous he is with a ear-to-ear smile

-the kiss he gave you after you answered is something that you will never forget

-and you never had to question if you’re being loved…with Hoseok you could actually feel it 

taemkitten  asked:

Love this blog, really makes my day that you try to stay away from the cliches that often get caught in the fandom over the years x: How about SHINee as cats :D

i’m so glad that these make your day, love! yeah i’m hoping that i’m veering away from archetypes but still staying true to the boys ^^ i actually have not spent much time with cats so i don’t think i could fully capture their quirkiness so i tweaked it a little so that shinee finds a kitten! 

taemin:  

  • shows up at the dorm with a lump under his sweatershirt and an “ok don’t be mad” 
  • before the hyungs could say anything a kitten springs from his arms and effectively scares the shit out of all of them (jong would like it to be known that his yell was very manly and he did not scream bc he thought that part of taemin fell off him) 
  • “i named him neko” / shinee: …… you named him cat / taemin: in japanese / minho: taemin he’s cat the cat you can’t DO that 
  • also lugged home a big bag of dried food which he pulls out from his sweater along with two bowls (srsly some mary poppins shit is going on with him and that giant orange hoodie), and calls over neko for food 
  • cuddles with his kitten “we’ve bonded he’s mine now” 

onew: 

  • the most covered in cat hair even though he spends the least amount of time around neko 
  • the kitty insists on sleeping on his bed EVERY night even if it means he has to sit on the very edge 
  • once when neko jumped on his bed the sudden movement scared him so he jumped a little and neko scrambled off and ran away 
  • felt bad so he lets him sleep with him now 
  • completely unmoved when neko begs him for food (quickly learned that taemin/key are the weak spots) 
  • “omg pls don’t walk between my legs that is not something that you should do unless you want us to be both bodily injured. do you want that neko?? do you???” 

jonghyun:

  • is ADAMANTLY a dog person
  • edges around neko for weeks bc “you can’t seduce me with your cuteness cat!!!!!!!” 
  • but one day he jumped on his stomach and started kneading him with his little paws and omg it was the cutest thing EVER 
  • stayed still for hours while neko napped on him   
  • every time he pets the kitty he says sorry silently to roo 
  • can dogs smell cats on people???? 
  • oh no 

key:

  • locked in some strange dominance battle with the cat 
  • “nonono you cannot go on tables!!!!! or the counters!!!!! we eat here!!!”
  • srsly neko doesn’t really go on the table/counters unless key’s around and when he does he v deliberately locks eyes with key 
  • they both stare at each other like  >ΦωΦ<  `ㅂ´
  • whenever he has his back turned neko will invariably stick his head into key’s cups and LICK HIS BEVERAGES 
  • !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • he exasperatedly refills his water all. the. time. and would get annoyed but honestly it’s so ridiculous his ears flatten to his head and he pushes his face down to drink the water 
  • omg you strange cat your bowl of water is two feet away 

minho:

  • having a cat walk on your face in the morning is not an ideal way to get up 
  • admittedly effective but not ideal 
  • he only seems to do this to him so he usually feeds neko in the morning 
  • picks up neko like a baby and carries him around the house like that 
  • talks to him like he’s a person and nods v seriously when he meows back at him
  • once the door was open and neko dashed for it and minho caught him one-handedly like a football and scolded him (neko did not look contrite at all) 
  • “yah lee taemin!!!! it’s your turn to clean the litterbox!!!!” 
one last try || lacrosse week

Author: @dylanobsessed
Prompt/request: aye !!!! this was written for @rememberstilinski && @sarcasticallystilinski‘s lacrosse week and i loved the whole concept of it so much. thanks for doing and i hope y’all enjoy the story !!
Warning: swearing and i’m pretty sure that is it 
Pairing: stiles x reader
Notes: shout out to @sincerelystiles for helping me with the little bump i came across in the story and being such a gem !!
Words: 6,585 ( i got really into this okay i’m not even sorry )

I stood there.

Watching him.

I had the lacrosse stick in my hands and my knuckles were turning white from the anticipation of eyes witnessing his body run forward and give his best efforts to make a goal but once again, fate got involved and it’s another miss. Each time it became more difficult to witness how defeated he looked after missing a shot, how he would stand in the background feeling envious of everyone on the team, and how he looked let down by his lack of skills. He tossed his helmet onto the ground which was followed by his stick and various angry words were thrown into the air.

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Daveed Diggs x Okieriete Onaodowan x Reader

This is a part of the Small Thing to Two Giants series

Note: guys there are so few gifs of just Oak and Daveed it’s killing me. Anyway enjoy another part in this series. The dog’s name is Hercules, more for the greek mythological figure than for Hercules Mulligan because I like naming dogs after historical/mythological figures

Word Count: 855

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Originally posted by eliza-deserved-better

“Babe we’re going out for a little bit” You say, leaning over the back of the couch to kiss Oak’s cheek. 

He nods, giving you a small smile as Daveed leans in to kiss his other cheek. 

“We won’t be long. Don’t have too much fun without us” Daveed says as both of you stand back up and head out the door. 

“You really think this is going to cheer him up?” you ask as you make your way out of the apartment building. 

Oak had been in a bad mood for days, hardly talking and sulking most of the time. No matter how many times the two of you had tried to get it out of him, he just wouldn’t budge. So Daveed suggested one thing that would probably be able to cheer him up. 

“Of course it will, we both know how long he’s wanted this” he points out. 

“Yeah you’re right” you say, slipping your hand into his as you make your way towards the pet shop.

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anonymous asked:

Okay so what about RFA + V and Saeran who come home and find MC dancing while cleaning but PLOT TWIST MC is actually a really good dancer! I love your writing btw

This is such a cute request anonny, I love it! Thank you very much for the kind words, I love you anonny! I made this super fluffy since I was in the fluff mood so I hope that’s alright and if not, feel free to let me know! I hope that you enjoy!! :D


Yoosung

  • Yoosung was coming home from a long day of working at the veterinarian clinic
  • He was confused when he heard music loudly playing so he went to investigate
  • Yoosung found you vacuuming the bedroom floor while dancing along with the music
  • Seeing you so into dancing made Yoosung giggle but then he noticed how good of a dancer you really are, even dancing with a vacuum
  • You suddenly feel a pair of arms wrap around you and turn to find Yoosung nuzzling into you telling you how cute you look
  • “You’re such a good dancer MC, plus super cute! Seeing you dance with the vacuum was the most adorable thing ever but dance with me next time okay?”
  • Yoosung gives you one more squeeze then tries to dance with you but he ends up tripping over your feet and falls on the bed
  • You lay down next to Yoosung, giving his blushing face a kiss on the cheek as you promise to teach him how to dance after you finish cleaning

Zen

  • After another tiring day of rehearsals for an upcoming musical, Zen was more then relieved to come home to see you
  • Imagining your warm, smiling face was enough to motivate Zen to perform twice as good as normal
  • So when Zen came home to find music from one of his musicals that he sung and you dusting the shelfs, he instantly fell in love with you all over again
  • But when he saw you dusting, you seemed to be dancing as well and to add, your dancing was pretty awesome in Zen’s eyes
  • Zen stood at the door completely mesmerized by your beautiful and was snapped out of it when you asked if he was okay
  • He grabbed your hands and twirled you around, the two of you laughing as he questioned you
  • “Since when did you become an amazing dancer Jagiya? Now that I know you’re a great dancer, I think we need to become dance partners now! Just think, the two most perfect people are also perfect dancers!”
  • You and Zen spent the rest of the night dancing around the house, leaving the cleaning for tomorrow

Jaehee

  • Jaehee was always excited to go home after work and relax the night away with you
  • So when she came home with music playing loudly, her headache increased and she wondered what they heck you were doing
  • She glances in the kitchen to find you drying pots and pans but also dancing to the music
  • Normally, Jaehee would have stopped you right away but she was so impressed with your dancing, even while cleaning
  • Jaehee shyly walked into the kitchen, causing you to jump, and then excitedly ask when you learned to dance so good
  • You shrugged and told her that you were just bored while cleaning and started dancing
  • So you grabbed Jaehee’s hand and started spinning her around, the two of you giggling in the process as she caught her breath to compliment you
  • “Really MC, why am I not surprised that you’re an amazing dancer and I find out about it when you’re cleaning. Your talent never ceases to amaze me.”
  • The night was spent finishing cleaning the dishes, because she’s Jaehee, then enjoying a relaxing night of dancing and cuddles

Jumin

  • Jumin would be able to get through the day because he’d think of your smiling face to come home to
  • One night after coming home extra stressed out, Jumin opened the door to hear music loudly playing
  • Rubbing his temples, he went to find you and ask why your taste in music was so poor until he found you wiping down the kitchen counters
  • Confused, Jumin asked why you were cleaning since he had hired house maids and more importantly why didn’t you tell him that you were such a skilled dancer
  • You told him one that you felt like cleaning and two dancing just came naturally to you when cleaning
  • Seeing Jumin still perplexed, you turned up the music and started more like tried dancing with him
  • But since he wasn’t a very good dancer, you just casually moved his arms back and forth with you laughing and Jumin smiling as he told you
  • “This is quite fun MC. I never thought that dancing would be this fun so let’s learn together to deepen our bond of love alright?”
  • With an obvious yes, you started teaching Jumin some standard dances moves but with his skills, it would end up taking a long time before he would be able to properly dance in public

Seven

  • Seven was always coming home at weird times because of his job but one thing was for sure, he would always come home to tackle you with a hug
  • This boy was so clingy and not that you minded, but you minded when he or you would almost fall over because the of the force of his hugs
  • So one day when Seven came home, ready to give you a killer hug, he paused when he heard music blaring throughout the house
  • He investigated to find you folding laundry but also dancing to the music
  • Seven secretly recorded you dancing since it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen in his life then he came up behind you and gave you a gentle hug
  • You jumped in surprise but Seven them took your hand and led you into a dance, commenting on how you’ve hidden your secret talent from him
  • “Your dancing is the most adorable thing ever MC! Instead of hugs, how about when I come home we start dancing together!”
  • So you and Seven made a new tradition to have fun and dance more except when Seven accidentally knocked over all of the laundry, then he had to fold it all back up much to his dismay

V

  • V’s work increased drastically ever since he received the eye surgery
  • You were very supportive of him, something V truly appreciated, so coming home to see you was always the highlight of his day
  • Coming home from a long photo shoot, V opened the door to find music loudly playing throughout the house
  • V winced since his ears were still sensitive even after getting the eye surgery so he went to find you
  • He chuckled when he saw you organizing and dusting off his photos but dancing along to the music
  • Seeing you elegantly dance while smiling brought tears to his eyes, mad at himself for not getting the surgery sooner so he could see your happiness
  • You noticed V and gently wrapped your arms around him, slowly dancing with him as he wiped his tears away telling you loving words
  • “I simply adore you MC, everything about you. You’re such a beautiful dancer, I want to dance with you always since your grace is unmatched.”
  • So you and V would spend most nights dancing and cleaning together, V realizing that this must be what true happiness feels like

Unknown

  • You were proud of Saeran for easing back into a normal life so well, he even got a job as an artist that he throughly enjoyed
  • While he did like his job, it meant less time with you which this boy wasn’t a fan of
  • Saeran wanted to be with you more so he came home early one night to give an annoying glare at how loudly you were playing music
  • He wondered around the home to find you cleaning the windows but you were dancing with the music
  • Saeran couldn’t take his eyes off you, never has he seen such beauty or felt such warmth within him until he saw you dancing
  • You saw Saeran staring, he shyly turned his head away, but you took a hold of his hand and spun yourself around, giggling as you tried dancing with him
  • His cheeks tinted a dusty pink color as he let himself smile, even a small laugh as he awkwardly but sweetly danced with you
  • “This is… a lot of fun MC. You’re a really great dancer, I could watch you dance for hours but make sure you never dance with anyone but me alright?“
  • With a nod, you cuddled into Saeran’s chest as he slowly swayed you back and forth, secretly planning on learning how to dance so he could someday be on par with you
Surprise (Baron Corbin x Reader drabble)

Do not post this story without my consent (on any site or platform), under any circumstance, unless I specifically told you that you could. Thanks!

Hey kids! I wrote the fluffiest thing in the world, be prepared! This is a short drabble with Baron Corbin with the prompt: 44. “Welcome to fatherhood” from this prompt list. It was requested by the lovely @littledeadrottinghood, hope you like it !

Warnings: A bit of swearing, fluff-galore. 

Word count: 1540

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Ok, but consider this:

ADHD!Simon Lewis

Like, seriously. Simon getting super distracted during a Clan meeting and accidentally starts humming the Doctor Who theme under his breath. Simon going on these mega rants about his hyperfixation and bouncing on his toes, and some people get annoyed but Raphael just thinks it’s the cutest thing ever and he’ll listen to the rambling for hours. Simon bringing a chewy stim toy with him to Downworlder conferences because damn those things stress him out. Simon flapping his hands agitatedly because he’s worried about Clary, and another vamp trying to tease him but Raphael jumps in and tells the guy to shut his fanghole about Simon’s coping mechanisms. Simon worrying his friends will be mad when he forgets things, but they’re actually really great and patient (even Alec, once he understands). Clary being a good best friend and making sure he has the space he needs when dealing with sensory overload. Simon putting colorful sticky notes all over the DuMort with reminders to himself.

I need ADHD!Simon more than I need air.

how you get the girl [1]

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Prompt: In which the reader tries to help Steve get the girl, unaware that the girl he’s trying to get is the reader.

Warnings: none

Word count: 1k

tagging my momma @shayara bc im kind a proud of this and I want you to see this. remember that requests are open, so go ahead and send them in.

It was around midnight when you were sitting on your own in the living room of the Avengers Compound. The rest of the team were either on a mission or asleep in their respective rooms. You sat huddled in blankets, with a bowl of ice cream in your hands and an old 90’s rom com playing on the tv.

Entranced by your movie, you don’t notice the dinging of the elevator or the heavy footsteps of Steve Rogers. Steve drags his feet along with him until he arrives at the entrance of the living room. He leans against the doorway, arms crossed and a gentle smile playing on his lips as he watches you chug down ice cream with two thick blankets resting around your shoulders. He finally decides to announce his presence by moving to lay down beside you while simultaneously letting out a heavy sigh. You jump in surprise and Steve let’s out a quiet chuckle. “Shit Steve,” you mumble, eyes widening with surprise.

“Sorry, doll, didn’t mean to scare you.” He grins back. He shifts so his lying on his back, with his head in your lap and his hands folded over his chest. Steve lets out another overly exaggerated sigh. You quirk your brows and look down at him. He looks like a lost puppy with confusion swimming in his eyes and his bottom lip between his teeth—and it was quite possibly the cutest thing that you have ever seen.

You clear your throat. “Something wrong, Cap?” You mindlessly ask, trying your best not to seem too interested in his problem. Steve lamely shrugs. “Nothing,” he mumbles so quietly that you barley heard him.

You swallow your disappointment and smile back at him even though it probably looked more like a grimace than anything. Of course his not sharing his thoughts with me when he’s got Sam or Nat. “Okay, good.”

You sit in a peaceful silence for a while before Steve decides to speak up again. “It’s just,” he starts and your eyes lit up, “I like this girl,”

“Oh,” you say, the glimmer in your eyes dying down and your excitement long gone.

“Scratch that, I think I love her!” Steve looks up at you with a gleeful smile and it takes every part of you to stop yourself from crying or throwing up. He was in love. The man you loved was in love. A sudden anger takes over you. How dare he sit here and tell you about how he might be in love with some girl when you’re sitting right here. You who’ve done all you possibly can to show him that you’re there, there for him and there to love him through everything. You’ve been there through Peggy, through the nurse Kate—or rather Sharon Carter—and now when you finally think you have a chance with him, he pulls this!

“But there’s just one problem,” Steve’s voice tears you from your train of thoughts. You cross your arms over your your chest and opts to biting your lip rather than to let all your anger out on him. “Mhm,”

Steve sits up next to you. “I don’t know if she’s interested or not. I mean, we’re great friends, she might even be my best friend after Bucky and Sam!” Ouch. And here you thought you were his best friend after Bucky and Sam. You bit on to your lip harder to keep the anger and hurt at bay.

“So I was thinking about trying to win her over, you know, old school style. Maybe get her some flowers and stuff, do you like flowers, y/n?” Steve pulls out his phone, you presume its for taking notes. “And maybe some chocolate too, what’s your favorite kind of chocolate?”

There’s a ringing in your ears that you can’t seem to get rid of and you can barley hear as he asks for your favorite type of music. By now you’ve actually started drawing blood from your lip and your knuckles have an ugly pale color from clenching them so hard. You push your blankets of off you before grabbing your bowl of half melted ice cream and standing up. Your sudden movements seem to have startled Steve who was now staring at you with wide eyes. “I don’t know Steve! Why won’t you go ask your best friend instead?” You hastily turn around and walk out of the common room, leaving a very confused Steve Rogers behind.


“And then I walked out!” You finished your rant with a breathless huff. Wanda gives you sympathetic smile before reaching over to gently squeezing your knee and hand you another tissue. You mutter a quiet “thanks” and blow your nose with it.

“So,” Wanda begins, “do you know who the girl is?”

You shake your head.

“Really? Not even a slight guess?”

You sigh. “I don’t know Wanda! Maybe it’s Tony’s new assistant Rebecca, maybe Peggy Carter has another niece, who knows?” You throw your arms up in exasperation before crossing them and Wanda fights back a laugh.

“Okay, well whoever it is, I’m sure they’re a wonderful, amazing person.” You frown again, why is everyone so hellbent on reminding you that you’re not good enough.

“Yeah, me too,” you say. You push the blanket off before standing up from where you were seated on Wandas bed. “Thanks for everything Wanda, I’m gonna go to bed, good night.”

“Good night.” Wanda murmurs in return. She watches you as you walk out of the door and carefully close it after you. Wanda lays down on her back, staring up to the ceiling with a smile. Using her telekinesis, she flicks the light switch before getting under her covers. “What an idiot.”

Waking up to Astro

MJ

  • he always wakes up before you
  • the short amount of time he has between his waking up and yours he spends as well as he can
  • by watching you while you sleep
  • not creepily hes not a sparkly vampire it is ok
  • MJ likes to press kisses to your temple and wrap his arms around you and pull you into him
  • so y’all are spooning while he’s sort of awake and you’re still in the “delirious incoherent mumbling” state
  • He nuzzles his nose into your neck omfg
  • MJ would smile a lot tbh even in the mornings as long as he’s beside you
  • so he would smile into your neck and press a gentle kiss into your collarbone
  • and he would be super sweet and soft and cute
  • until he slides out from behind you 
  • strategically places himself so he’s kneeling at your side
  • lifts up your shirt ever so slightly
  • and starts blowing raspberries into the soft skin of your stomach like his life depends on it
  • which needless to say wakes you up pretty fast
  • he’ll laugh when you squeak in protest
  • will come up and press his lips to your forehead, and then he’ll drag you out of bed and into the bathroom bc he’s hungry and while its his turn to make breakfast he refuses to eat without you
  • you guys brush and he watches you in the mirror making sure you dont go back to sleep
  • when yall are done brushing he’ll wrap his arms around his waist and finally mumble a Good Morning and while you really aren’t awake yet you find yourself saying it back because you know that, with MJ, it’s always a good morning

JinJin

  • his normal voice is p low and already has like a back of throat lowkey growl esp when he raps
  • so i’ll be damned if his “just woke up and still really groggy” voice isn’t husky and god even lower than usual
  • he wakes up before you 99% of the time 
  • usually sits up and rubs the sleep out of his eyes while trying not to wake you
  • then he’ll lie back down and throw an arm and a leg over you, running one hand all over your body lightly while the other hand is behind his head
  • eventually he’ll get tired of being up while you’re not but decide against waking up
  • instead he’ll just pull you in very close so your head is in his chest
  • and his lips are just barely, barely touching the junction between your neck and your shoulder
  • him accidentally sighing into your neck and you mumble because it tickles and move in closer to him
  • jinjin’s eyes just roaming your body 
  • him taking in every bit of you
  • jinjin gets up and opens the blinds slightly
  • partially because he wants you awake and partially because you look even more like a goddess when your sleeping form is bathed in the early morning light
  • he really wants to write a song for you when you’re like this
  • however you’ve gotta wake up eventually so he hovers over you
  • presses his face to the part of your neck right underneath your jaw
  • and starts mumbling into your neck about how much he loves you
  • it has the effect he wants because
  • you wake up, moaning about how you really dont want to get out of bed, until jinwoo just gives up and carries you to the bathroom
  • the two of you brush and go to eat but not before jinwoo comments on how great you look when you wear his oversized shirts to sleep 

Eunwoo

  • he’s up about an hour before you every day
  • because of this you usually wake up to a sweet sticky note placed strategically on his side of the bed, and the smell of breakfast coming from the kitchen
  • what you dont know is how it takes literally forever for eunwoo to actually get out of bed
  • not because he’s groggy or anything because he isnt 
  • when hes awake hes awake and gorgeous and ready to take on the day
  • its ridiculous and unfair you believe hes some kind of wizard because of it
  • but he just takes like twenty minutes to physically leave the bed
  • its because he really, really loves the feel of your legs entangled with his and your face (and lips) pressed to the area of his chest right underneath his collar bone
  • and hearing your soft breathing
  • feeling it reverberating in his chest
  • this is when Dongmin feels the happiest and lightest and most carefree
  • eventually though he does disentangle himself from you
  • you always whine in protest at your arms feeling empty but don’t wake up
  • Dongmin brushes his teeth quickly
  • while looking like an angel tbh
  • then he quickly writes an “I love you so much beautiful” or “breakfast is your favorite today” or “you gave me inspiration for some song lyrics, they’re on my desk if you want to read them <3″ on a sticky note and places it in the middle of his side of the bed
  • he makes breakfast because he knows you wont be awake enough to handle kitchen utensils when you awaken
  • when you finally come out in your zombie state you’re always clutching the sticky note in your hands, and you make sure to whisper how much you love him back into his shoulder while he cooks

Moonbin

  • he sounds like a kitten when he yawns it is your favorite sound in the world
  • y’all always end up in some weird ass sleeping position it’s actually hilarious bc sometimes his hyungs and even the two youngest members pop in to take pictures of you two while you’re both sleeping and like you’ll be sleeping like diagonally with your head on Bin’s chest and your feel hanging off the bed and he’s sleeping like a wooden plank
  • that picture is Minhyuk’s lockscreen
  • but when he wakes up before you he always straightens you up if you’re sleeping in a weird position
  • and kisses your forehead
  • probably takes like 7 million pictures of you 
  • and tries not to text them to everyone because you just look so cute
  • after putting his phone away Bin likes to hug you
  • he’s just a really huggy person he loves your warmth and the feeling of you in his arms 
  • you’re always fast asleep so he traces circles onto your hip bones and draws things on your thighs with his fingers
  • eventually you’ll roll over in your sleep so you’re on top of him
  • he loves it
  • that’s when you, still asleep, straddle him and rest your head on top of his chest and he holds you tight against him
  • every morning he realizes that he loves you a lot because of this
  • when he thinks you both should get out of bed he just calls your name over and over until you open your eyes
  • the two of you brush side by side while watching each other in the mirror because even in the morning Moon Bin looks amazing
  • and you look gorgeous even with your hair sticking out everywhere
  • you always make breakfast because you’re afraid Bin will burn himself or something but his chest is perpetually pressed against your back and his arms are around your waist while you make food for the two of you

Rocky

  • Minhyuk prefers your stomach over a pillow, any day
  • he just loves how soft and beautiful the skin on your stomach is and loves to rest your head on it
  • the two of you almost always fall asleep that way
  • whenever Minhyuk wakes up he can hear your breathing through your stomach/chest
  • its so calming it almost puts him back to sleep
  • almost
  • he pretty much groans and sits up in bed and gets out  as quickly as possible because he knows the longer he stays listening to your soft breaths the more he’ll fall into the void that is you
  • Minhyuk pulls the covers over you so you don’t get cold
  • he watches you snuggle into them and let out a sigh when you feel comfortable and honestly it is the cutest thing he has ever seen
  • before he knows it he’s smiling uncontrollably 
  • he can’t control himself
  • the poor boy just really wants to talk to you and be with you and spend the day with you
  • so yes
  • he lowkey jumps on top of you while screaming something along the lines of “wake up, wake up, wake up”
  • obviously you
  • wake up 
  • your immediate reaction is to groan and lightly hit his chest because in an unfortunate turn of events you are now awake
  • and have to actually
  • do things
  • but Minhyuk isn’t having any of it and he takes yours hands and pulls you up so you’re sitting up in bed and pushes you off and shoves you into the bathroom and puts toothpaste on your toothbrush
  • you finish brushing before him because he just watches you brush your teeth and then starts to brush after
  • he loves you so much god
  • so you go out into the kitchen to start making breakfast but you just give up because you have no idea how to use anything and in the end Minhyuk ends up making it for you but that’s all right because your morning is better than it could ever be

Sanha

  • you don’t actually share a bed
  • but whenever he sleeps over you two end up going to sleep at like 4 in the morning because y’all are watching animated movies 
  • so you guys wake up at like noon the next morning on the couch 
  • you originally wake up before him
  • you find that you’re lying on top of him which you weren’t when you went to sleep but that’s ok
  • however you’re very very tired so you just go back to sleep
  • sanha wakes up not long after however 
  • he’s actually p surprised to find you on top of him too
  • but its not like he dislike it in fact sanha finds himself awkwardly wrapping his arms around your waist so you dont roll off on to the floor 
  • he cant help himself
  • i mean you’re close enough for him to so the boy just
  • does it
  • he presses his lips to your forehead and then once more to your temple, smiling shyly at the second kiss
  • its not like you guys haven’t kissed before but it seems more… intimate, in a way, he guesses, when you’re being kissed somewhere that’s not the lips
  • you stir a little bit but just mumble and burrow into his chest and you wrap your arms around him the best you can in his sleep
  • he has to keep from squealing and it is very difficult
  • he’s on his way to nodding off again when he feels his phone vibrating in his pocket and pulls it out
  • his parents are texting him asking if the two of you have had lunch yet and that they’re coming to get him soon
  • crap it’s 1 pm
  • so sanha shakes you awake as best he can while you’re on top of him and the two of you brush really really quickly and throw together a quick lunch
  • you promise to have a sleepover like the one you just had again and the two of you know without saying it that you really, really like sleeping cuddled up together
“We're having a baby”// Jack Maynard Imagine

Warnings: N/a

Word count: 1305

Requested: Kind of || Request are open 

Summary: Jack and Y/n just move into together and find out they are pregnant. One night, while Y/n is ‘sleeping’ Jack, talks to the baby

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This whole week has consisted of nothing but Jack and I moving stuff into our new flat, with the help of our friends of course. I finished placing all the empty boxes that were once filled with our belongings in the dumpster. Entering the code to our flat, I opened the door. Everything was so perfect. White walls, black furniture. Everything was put exactly where it was supposed to be. Jack was in the office editing. I mean of course he was. He never took a break. But tonight I was hoping my big news would take him away from work. 

I peeled off my shoes and placed them next to the door. I grabbed my water bottle off the counter and decided to order food instead of cook. I ordered take-out and lit candles throughout the flat. I dimmed the lights and turned on music at a light volume. I pulled out a bottle of rosé for Jack and grabbed water for me. I set the table, putting out new white plates. I put forks out for the takeout and spoons for the ice cream that I still needed to go get. I grabbed my keys and walked to the office.

 I knocked lightly and Jack looked up at me and smiled. “I’m running to the store. Do you need anything?” I asked. “No, I’m good. I love you,” he said puckering his lips. “I love you too,” I smiled pecking his lips. I went to walk out but he pulled my waist back towards him. I smiled wide and looked down at him. “I love you I love you I love you,” he repeated, pulling me down to kiss me again. I kissed back then pulled away. “I’ll be right back,” I said walking to my car. 

I quickly drove to the store that was down the street and grabbed Jacks favorite ice cream. I grabbed some chocolate for me because lately, I have been craving it. I quickly made my way through checkout in hopes to arrive before the take out people. I drove home and saw that the delivery car just pulled up. I pulled up next to them and quickly got out.

 "Is that for Y/n?“ I said to the girl. She nodded. "That’s me,” I smiled. She told me my total and I paid and tipped her before walking back into the flat. I set the bags on the counter and put the ice cream in the freezer. I grabbed the takeout and sat it by the plates. I walked into the office and knocked once again. 

“Baby, I ordered food. Can we sit and eat together please?” I asked with a smile. He nodded, “of course we can princess.” I bit my lip, nervous to tell him. “Are you okay my love?” He asked grabbing my hand as we walked into the other room. “Yeah I’m alright,” I smiled. “This is romantic,” Jack pointed out wiggling his eyebrows. I playfully rolled my eyes and sat down.

 We ate and talked about anything and everything. That was one of the time things I fell absolutely in love with. With Jack, everything was so easy. I cleared the plates. “So. Do you want dessert or your surprise first?” “Surprise? I want a surprise!” “Okay, I have to go get it, stay here,” I said biting the inside of my cheek. I pulled my phone out and walked to our bedroom. I pulled a big box out of the closet. I started recording and walked the box back into the kitchen. 

“Why are you recording this?” He asked with a laugh. “Just open it,” I said smiling wide. He opened the big box and it was full of tissue paper. “Is there anything even in here?” He asked. I nodded biting my lip. He removed the colorful paper from the box and looked inside of it. He looked up at me and them back at it. “Are you kidding?” He said looking at me. His eyes filled with tears. He pulled the positive pregnancy test out of the box.

 "We’re having a baby!“ He screamed. I laughed tears of joy in my eyes. He ran over to me and hugged me. He picked me up and twirled me around kissing my cheeks over and over. "I’m so happy,” Jack said with a huge smile. I laughed and tears ran down my cheeks. “Baby, why are you cryingggg?” He said wiping my tears away and looking in my eyes. “I just love you so much and I’m so lucky to have you,” I said. He cupped my face and kissed my lips.  "Now let’s have dessert.“

-6 months later-

So far, the pregnancy has been going really well. We found out that we are having a baby girl and she is completely healthy. We told both mine and Jack’s family and to be honest, I think Anna ( Jack’s little sister) is the most excited out of everyone. The only struggle I have been consistently having is constantly being tired. Don’t get me wrong, I still had the energy to do things, but only if the activity is for a short time period and includes nap breaks. Jack quickly adjusted to my sleep schedule so he was able to go to sleep the same time as me, even those nights I retired as early as 8:00 pm.

Tonight was one of those nights. My back was aching and I could barely keep my eyes open as Jack and I watched a movie in the living room. Jack had been out all day working on stuff for his new single Grenade so of course, I didn’t mind staying up to spend time with him. "Baby,” jack said slightly shaking me. My eyes fluttered open to see his bright blue eyes. “Want to go to bed?” he asked quietly.

 I nodded and he held his hand out to help me stand up. We made our way to the bedroom. Jack changed into joggers and no shirt. I didn’t have to change speaking that today I stayed in fuzzy pajama pants and one of Jack’s shirts. I laid down, Jack mimicking my actions. He pulled me close in his arms and kissed my lips lightly. “Goodnight, I love you and I love you,” Jack said kissing my stomach and my forehead. I smiled lightly, closing my eyes, drifting in and out. Jack reached over and turned the lamp out. However, I couldn’t completely fall asleep so I laid with my eyes closed.

 Minutes passed when Jack sat up slightly obviously being careful to not wake me up. “Y/n,” he said quietly almost like he was trying to see if I was awake. I didn’t answer not only because I didn’t have the energy to, but also because I wanted to see where this would lead. “Y/n,” he said again louder but yet again I didn’t answer.  Jack’s  found my stomach and he placed his hand lightly on it. 

“Hey, princess, daddy here. You don’t know this yet but I love you more than anything in this world,” Jack said leaning close to my stomach. I felt her start to move around. “Well except for your mommy. I love you both so much,” he said. “I’m so excited to meet you and to watch you grow up. Also just so it’s clear, no boyfriends until your 40,” he said making me laugh. He jumped slightly.

 "I thought you were asleep,“ Jack said clearly embarrassed and even in the dark, I could tell he was blushing. "I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you,” I apologized. “I think that was the cutest thing I’ve ever had in my life,” I said smiling like crazy. “Stopp,” Jack whined hiding his face. “And Jack,” I said. “Yeah?" 

"I love you too.”

Distractions

Fandom: Doctor Who

Pairing: 11th Doctor x Reader

Warning: N/A

Writer: danncrack

Requested By: fblalala2

Request:  please may I have either an one shot/ or prompt with the 11th doctor based on Y/N wearing something of his and him getting flustered because he has feelings for her. to be honest, i think your work is great so i have total faith (that’s my name) in whatever ideas you come up with :) 

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BTS reaction to their s/o randomly kissing them.

Namjoon:He was shocked but not too much.He could tell by your body movements that you wanted something and now he knew what.He would put his hands and your thighs and gently kiss you back.

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jin:He was completely caught off guard by your random actions.He would smile and find it adorable.He would then grab your arm before you tried to run away and kiss your forehead.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Min yoongi:He was slightly embarrassed but not in a bad way,he was just caught off guard.He thought it was the cutest thing you’ve ever done.He would take your hand in his and kiss you back.

Originally posted by pjkook

Jhope:He practically died of cuteness overload.He would jump up and down hugging you telling you how cute you were then lightly kissing the top of your head.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Taehyung:He was like Hobi and was so giddy at your actions.He would of course return the favor with a slow passionate kiss.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jimin:He was very shy when you did that,give him some time to man up again and he would kiss you right back.

Originally posted by nnochu

Jungkook:No one catches the manly man kookie off guard,expect for you.He would hug you and then hold your face in his hands and kiss you softly.

Originally posted by nnochu

Power Nap (Otayuri)

A/N: Yuri on Ice!!! (Otayuri, lee Yuri) -  29. “I can’t sleep…” combined with Yuri on Ice!!! (Otayuri) -  3. “Why are you so grumpy?~” by another anon! Probably the last I’ll be writing in one night of speedwriting, but I think I broke a shameful writing record … x) #happy1yearanniversarytomyblogalright.

Summary: Yuri is tired enough to be in need of a power nap, but can’t get himself to sleep peacefully. Otabek finds that tickling him is the solution: it’ll either wake him up properly so a nap won’t be necessary, or it’ll give him the final push to fall asleep and rest. Now which is it gonna be….

Word Count: 1235


“Beka… Turn the volume the fuck down.” Otabek raised his eyebrows and looked down at Yuri who lay in the corner of the couch, only a little bit away from him, curled up like a kitten.

“Say what?” he asked in a calm but low voice. Yuri only made a grunting sound and waved his hand angrily at Otabek who sat in the other corner of the couch, the remote in his hand as he watched some silly comedy show.

“Why are you so grumpy?~” he asked, earning a cushion in his face. This had been Yuri’s only support for his head, and Otabek chuckled when Yuri turned on his back, squirming uncomfortably with both his hands covering his eyes.

“Hmh tired. I can’t sleep… Beka. Turn it down,” Yuri sighed grumpily.

“You shouldn’t be able to sleep. It’s noon,” Otabek replied, but he still did as he told and turned the volume down a bit. Yuri still didn’t seem satisfied since he turned back onto his side restlessly, his knees pulling up to his chest as he curled up. Heh. Otabek wasn’t returning that cushion either.

“Mrmph. Need a power nap,” Yuri mumbled. Otabek rolled his eyes but still smiled. Yuri could easily get up and retreat to rest in bed, but he chose not to. Otabek knew he wouldn’t, since on relaxing weekend days like these Yuri refused to be in separate rooms. It was funny and cute how Yuri was being grumpy but affectionate at the same time.

“Still can’t sleep.” Yuri continued to complain, sigh and filled the room with negative energy. Otabek found himself torn between being disapproving about sleeping so early on the day, but then again he thought after such a tough week of training Yuri did earn some rest. Oh, but he knew how he could get him to sleep without tucking him into bed right away.

“You know what works better?” Otabek finally asked after a lot of uncomfortable turning and squirming from Yuri, and the sleepy guy opened one eye and looked at him with a frown. 

Otabek extended his hand and motioned he should come to his side of the couch. Yuri first sighed and closed his eyes again, ignoring him and too lazy to move, but then after a short moment he reacted. 

The Kazakh grinned when Yuri crawled closer, and he allowed the smaller teen to curl up against him. Rubbing his head against Otabek’s chest, Yuri made himself comfortable, wrapping his arms around his middle as he accepted his boyfriend’s invitation. 

Smiling, Otabek lowered his hand and rubbed Yuri’s back. He then grinned and hooked his fingers under the hem of Yuri’s sweater, lightly trailing his fingernails along his bare waistline. He could feel Yuri tense up against him and he felt warm and tingly with mischief at the thought of what he would be doing to him in three- two- one….

“Whaahahaha Bekah! Fuck no!” Yuri’s angry giggles filled the room at once. Otabek used both hands to scribble at the skin of Yuri’s waist and lower back, then slowly moved up further under his sweater to tease more of his skin.

“Otabek no!” Yuri warned before collapsing and letting his beautiful laughter loose. 

“Hahaha-how’s this waha working better!?” Ah, Otabek hoped he would ask, enjoying his own little excuse to tease his sweet sensitive boyfriend with tickles. 

“Tickling you will either wake you up completely, or make you sleepy enough to get to that power nap straight away. It will just work either way,” he said, his voice calm unlike his fingers that moved rapidly all over Yuri’s sides and back. 

“You bahahastard!” Yuri squealed and twisted, holding tightly onto him but also making desperate movements to jump out of his grip at the same time. 

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