his hands. just look at them

I should already be asleep by now, but before I go:


She stumbles into the room, so panicked that she has to make herself take deep breaths just so she can see straight. When she scans the room, she finds them. 

She finds him.

She’ll get to the others, but she has to get to him first. It’s not a choice as much as a need, not a need so much as an inevitability. His lips are chapped and he looks half-starved, but he’s here. She cradles his head in her hands and places her forehead against his, just for a second, just to draw strength and prove to herself that it’s real. She relishes her moment and swallows when she has to let go. She only does it long enough to free him, because when he falls out of his restraints, she’s there. He’s half-starved, but he’s still heavy, and she has to guide him down to sit on the floor. He groans in discomfort, and she runs her hand through his hair, soothing him as best she can with half-formed words.

“Jemma,” he croaks, blinking up at her. “Jemma, wha—”

“Yes,” she says. Her heart stops when he frowns at her, furrowing his brow.


Her hand moves to his cheek, and he leans into her touch. She fought a war to win him back, and this one gesture makes it worth it.

“Yes, I’ll marry you,” she clarifies.

 He’s adorably groggy, and she can’t help but smile at his confusion.

“Did I ask you to marry me?’

“No,” she answers, her smile widening, “but if you ever did, that’d be my answer.”

He stares at her for a moment, like he doesn’t quite get what she’s saying, and Jemma wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t. They’ve both been through a lot, and he has a right to be a little disoriented. Maybe that’s the only reason she has the courage to say it. Maybe not. Maybe it was the desperate fear that she’d never get a chance.

“Okay,” he says as his head bobs to the other side, then back, “good to know.”

She wants to laugh, or to sweep him up in her arms, or to kiss him all over. She can’t do any of that now, with a half-asleep engineer and four other people to save. She settles for one kiss, short and meaningful, that makes Fitz smile with closed eyes.

“Mmm,” he says, “also good.”

She nudges his playfully with her shoulder as she stands up.

“Well,” she says, “after all I went through to get you back, I would hope so.”

that hug...

Ok because I can’t yet bring myself to actually talk about the scene inside the house,  because it still reduces me into a blubbering mess, I decided to talk about something  else. 

That second hug.. because my God just take a look at this…

(gif by @hypernovadust )

The more I look at the less platonic this looks. I mean if you take a look how tightly they are wrapped up together,  you could not get the crack of dawn between them. And take a look at her hand on the back of his neck, in his hair as she pulls him a little closer. It’s at that moment when he presses his face into her shoulder and seems to breath her in.  It is in direct reaction to her hand caressing his neck. 

This is just a beautiful thing to look at. These dorks love each other so much and it’s so clear they don’t want to let each other. When you are holding someone that close and reacting to their touch  this way, they are clearly very, very special to you. 

Daryl has to pull away almost foricbly because if he dosen’t he’s never going to leave that is perfectly clear.  And tells her to take care of herself and walks away without looking back because… well he’d go back if he did. 

He has to go and dosen’t really want to. And she dosen’t want him to go, the way she watches him leave. These two really at this moment don’t know if they will ever see each other again. It is pretty heartbreaking at the same time its beautiful. Its really everything they are. 

These two look like two people who need just a little more time. A bit longer of break. More time together in this quiet place. They look so close to falling over that edge it does feel like it is only a matter of time. 

I mean the way they are holding each other right there guys…  can there be any doubt?

And when that happens they are really gonna kill me guys..

I just saw Banghim’s teasers and I literally cried. Himchan looks beautiful as always. But I’m just so happy to see Yongguk. He looks so good!!!! I missed him so much!!! His beautiful fluffy hair, those hands, that long neck….I can’t wait to see him on stage with his brothers!!! To see him smiling and laughing with them…. Ugh it’s so beautiful I could die


Hermione’s head snaps up, from where she’s buried it in Ron’s shoulder. Her eyes are red-rimmed and wet. She glances at Rudy and he gives her a cautious nod.

“Yes, Harry?”

“Will you hate me if I fall in love with Malfoy?” Draco’s jaw drops open; his face heats and he sucks in a panicked breath. He loosens his hold on Harry’s free hand.

Hermione seems just as startled. She’s darting looks back and forth between them, shrewd and speculative, and then her face softens. “No, Harry. Why would you ever think I could hate you because of someone you loved?”

“Ron would.”

Ron clears his throat. “No, I wouldn’t.”

“They tortured you,” Harry says, steady and slow. It’s like listening to music on the wireless after a magical dampener has been used. “He was there.”

“He threw up,” Hermione says, looking directly at Draco with something like compassion as he shrivels inside. “He couldn’t watch, and then they made him, and he threw up.”

“Oh.” A little sigh escapes him. “That’s good, then.”

—  The Shape of the World by bixgirl1
“Rocknaldo” wishes that will never be

So, in my dark, dark thoughts, what I want this episode to look like is just a simple  filler episode, with Ronaldo getting to know the gems better. Steven shows them off, has them display powers and weapons, and Ronaldo is just star-struck, really stroking egos, very thankful to Steven. He’s learned a very important episode, and he and Steven go home for a good night’s rest! But huh. Why is there, like, 2 minutes left?

Ronaldo leaves his house in the middle of the night. Walks off to a beach-side cave. Goes inside, and puts his hand out. A gem ship uncloaks by his palm input, and he goes inside. He pulls up a display, and it opens up on a view of Yellow Diamond’s sanctum. Yellow Diamond greets him. “Did you get any intel?”

Ronaldo smiles. “Yes, my diamond. Plenty. Transmitting now.”

“Good. Make sure they don’t suspect you. And Zircon. Don’t ever call me up looking like that again.”

“Yes, my diamond,” Zircon says, and shifts. A gem sits at the comconsole, and she smiles. Just before the episode ends, the camera shifts, and we see Ronaldo tied up in the corner, desperately screaming for help.
… Also, Zircon is voiced by Ashley Burch.

…but yeah. It’s probably just going to be filler.

Simon teaching you how to kiss would include :

(Woooo more nasty prompts! Woooo Simon 😏Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him smirking and just getting excited at the idea of being the one to teach you how

-Him standing in front of you and with his hands on his waist, he’d explain to you as to what is going to happen while you look up at him

-Him getting more and more excited about it and surprising you by crouching down in front of you and putting his hands on your knees

-Him speaking closer and closer to you, only to compliment your lips out of nowhere and staring at them before surprising you with a kiss

-Him moving his lips on yours and reaching to grab a hold of the back of your head to keep you to him

-Him making comments in between kisses, only to make you laugh and smile

-Him grabbing your arm to wrap around him and make you hold onto him

-Him cupping your face with both hands in the end and just deepening the kiss as his tongue delves into your mouth

-Him smirking whenever you would do exactly as he had showed you earlier, only to trail his hand down to your body

-Him pushing you down the bed and making a comment about how good you are and proud he is of you, and that you deserve a reward

anonymous asked:

Okay but the batboys decide to prank bruce by all wearing matching "Daddy's little ____" shirts in hideous pastels and going out in public with him because in their mind (specifically Dick, Dami's not too happy about it) it's hilarious. Dick's is "daddy's little sunshine", jason's is "daddy's little rebel, tim's is "daddy's little genius", and damian's is "daddy's little demon". Pictures of the 5 end up on magazine covers and now they're all embarrassed. The league won't let them ever forget it

no but wait duke leaning over to bruce and whispering behind his hand, “do you think they know how bad they look in pastel? peach isn’t dick’s color”

whenever they make a horrible fashion choice, duke just sends bruce a picture and a string of emojis. bruce has to try not to laugh in the middle of a meeting because he knows that it’s duke, sending him pictures of damian’s tiger print shirt and keysmashing. cass is wearing a “rawr means i love you in dinosaur” shirt, and duke’s losing it. nobody understands why bruce keeps hiding his head in his hands, it’s because duke sent him a picture of jason in an ed hardy flames t-shirt and guy fieri with the caption “this spot the difference is really hard”

anonymous asked:

How would all the characters in the comic react to being given glowsticks, I know they can turn most people into giant kids but it would be fun to know

maitho would play with them a little but would be kind of quiet about how much fun he’s having, and if they were the necklace/bracelet kind he would wear them around until they die out

caprice would twirl hers around and cup them in her hands to look at them, but she’ll get bored and set them down and come back to them a whole bunch of times

mariella would spin them in her fingers and make crowns out of the wearable kind and shut off all the lights and just chill in the dark with her glow sticks

cooper would try to break them open and toss them in the air or throw them across the room every time he gets his hands on one

scotty would try to get as many as he can and make stacks with them, and he’d probably try to do the long exposure light writing with them too

megan would collect all the pink ones and hoard them all to herself and wear as many as she could

kit would subtly put them in their hoodie pocket and try to save them for when they’re alone, or put them in their freezer

joe would take 1 (one) home for his daughter

Relax (Destiel)

Cas helps Dean sleep after hunts by humming to him and cuddling him..

Pairing: Dean x Castiel

Warnings: So fluffy it is actually sickening, cute asf, literally just fluffy

Word count: 258

I really really really REALLY enjoyed writing this

Also a failed drabble

There was nothing Castiel loved more than watching Dean rest. When he dragged himself back to the bunker after a hunt, drowning in fatigue and was ready to collapse into bed, Cas was already there, waiting.

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NurseyDex 9. Quit it or I'll bite

“If you keep pulling my hair I’m going to bite.” Derek yanked his hands back and fisted them in the sheets. You could never tell if something like that was genuine coming from Dex but he didn’t want to test it.

“But Babe, you’re so hot.”

“Keep your hands to yourself or I’ll tie them down.”

Now, there was an interesting thought. Derek grinned. “Really?”

Dex looked up, frowning, and Derek wes just getting ready to laugh it off when Dex stood up.

“I guess I’d better find a tie or something. Don’t move.”

Derek grinned. His boyfriend was awesome.

Saeran reacts to MC losing a friend-hurt/comfort

(Hello everyone, this is a gift for @xsynchxyz​ who has been struggling with some tough stress due to struggles with social situations and is fearful that they’ve lost a close friend. As an attempt to help this is a little headcanon just for them~)

-Saeran catches your gaze from across the room
-Almost immediately he can tell somethings wrong
-His first thought is that he maybe did something wrong
-So he nervously rushes over to ask you whats going on
-He sits down beside you and asks to take your hand, tightly holding it for dear life
-You can feel his pulse beating through his grip as he feels you shake gently
-The look on his face is almost complete panic 
-When your eyes meet you can see the sadness in his gaze
-He can’t stand the sight of you upset
-He loves how much you usually smile, so when you aren’t it’s always such a shock to him
-His voice shakes a bit when he asks if you’re alright, slowly moving a hand to wrap around you
-His breath his hot on your ear as he pulls you against his chest
-You can hear how uneven his breath is while he worries about
-This boy cares so much about you and he has no idea what to do
-He whispers how important you are to him in your ear
-Every little detail about you that he’s observed
-Somethings so small you hadn’t even noticed
-You let out a small smile and reassure him it’s not his fault as it becomes apparent that he’s scared that’s the truth
-You can see and feel him relax, but the amount of worry only grows
-He sits back on the couch and invites you to come lay down on his chest
-His hand comes into your hair as he strokes it softly and invites you to tell him everything
-I’m sure he would have begged you to tell him if he had to
-As you talk he’s silent, hands holding you tighter when he feels you start to choke up, reassuring you he’s got you
-He’s really not sure if he’s helping, but knew holding you usually did help a great deal from what you’d told him
-When you’re done he pauses to think about what you said
-He didn’t completely understand, but he knew what it was like to have someone cut you off when you needed them, someone close
-He swallowed thickly and looked you in the eyes
-”You’re stronger then them, you don’t need to rely on them being in your life to be happy. You’re amazing and have people who actually care about you, people who wont leave even if you mess up. Don’t waste your energy, they aren’t worth it, not when you’re the beautiful person you are, I won’t allow it.”
You blinked and just stare at him for a few minutes, a bit stunned by his words before being dragged up into a kiss
-It was soft, warm and slow, pushing his emotion into the kiss as he got carried away, trying to show what words couldn’t
-He suddenly jerked away and his eyes shifted away from yours, a deep blushing coming to his face
-He coughed, realizing he forgot to ask before kissing you
-You let out a laugh and you could almost see his heart pound seeing you smile again
-You tug him into a kiss before flicking on a movie together
-You both didn’t move for the rest of the evening, just enjoying being in his arms
-He’s always mindful of being extra reassuring after that
-Telling you he’ll never leave no matter what
-Telling you he’s just as bad socially as you so there’s nothing to be ashamed of
-And of course, making sure you know you’ll always have someone who loves you 
-He probably spends the next week trying to make you smile as much as he can too
-He has to make up for all the time you were upset
-It’s adorable, this boy thinks you’re amazing so you should too~

anonymous asked:

Reggie having a chubby s/o (i live for because @me) and he gets over protective or them as soon as they're in public like he has to have a hand on them and when any guy looks towards them he just pulls his s/o closer and he literally beat up a guy on the football team for asking if he was going to put her in the book and breakup with her yet

awwwwww yissssssssssss

anonymous asked:

How would UT/US/UF/SF skelebros react to accidently kissing their S/O's identical twin (that he didnt know they have)?


Internally, he’s having some Judgment Hall flashbacks as soon as he sees his S/O walk into the room.  He looks between them and the person he just kissed, and welp, they look just the same.  Does one of them have a knife behind their back and dust on their hands or–
*nope, don’t go there.
He’s confused, but perceptive.  From the confusion in one set of eyes, to the hurt in another, he’s pretty much figured out what happened.  He apologizes, of course, his cheekbones blue while he rubs the back of his head.  After a joke or two about seeing double, he’s able to smooth the awkwardness over.  Honest mistake.
It adds a new unsettling depth to his nightmares now, though, so that sucks.


Oh, wow, this was unexpected!  He’s stuck still holding onto the twin’s shoulders and looking from them to his S/O.  His head whips back and forth so many times that it actually spins around on his neck twice, his eyelights manifesting to boggle in opposite directions.  His mind has been blown.  


He’s absolutely confused, and when he finally figures it out, he ends up apologizing over and over to both siblings.  


The three of them end up bonding over Mettaton dramas for the rest of the night.


“twins?  seriously, twins?  am i dreamin’ or what?”
Red isn’t even apologetic.  If his S/O didn’t want him to kiss their identical twin, they should have given him a heads up.  Instead, he’s too busy looking between the two and licking his fangs.  Oh yeah.  This is hawt.  He’s already proven himself to be a good kisser–he felt the twin responding to his kiss before they finally pulled away, confused.  So, why not try for some action from both?  ..At the same time?
Yeah, Red’s going to casually mention that option for days.  He’s got a birthday coming up (not really, but he’s not above lying), and it would be a rather nice present.
“…what?  i’m jokin’, sweetheart.  sheesh, c'mere.”
It’s impossible for his S/O to tell if he was really joking or not, but they choose to believe him.


He’s completely rigid in anger, just glaring down at his S/O and the twin.  No.  This did not happen.  He’s Papyrus–Captain of the Royal Guard (or he was before the barrier broke).  He is disciplined and he is NOT someone who’s wanton with their affections!  He chose his S/O, and kissing their twin?!?!  REALLY?!  That cheapens everything!  And HE IS NOT CHEAP!
He breathes in deep through his nasal cavity, then breathes out slowly through his clenched fangs.  In… Out..
It’s not helping.
Although he’s pissed off at himself the most (he’s better than this; he’s above such slips!), he doesn’t apologize.  His S/O does, and he proceeds to spend days grilling them about their life so he doesn’t miss a FREAKING HUGE DETAIL like this again.  If he’s ever around the twin again, he looks disgusted and refuses to make eye contact.  It’s made worse by the fact that Sans literally drools whenever he sees the twins together.  Edge has to jerk him away by his collar to make him stop, and that’s annoying as hell.


His world is completely flipped.  Up is down and down is up!  That wasn’t his S/O?!  But they look just alike!  He’s at his S/O’s feet when he sees them, begging for forgiveness.  He didn’t know!  He didn’t mean to cheat!  He thought that was them, and he got so excited to see them that he just kissed them! He should have known about the twin!  He feels like scum and keeps tearfully apologizing until the situation is resolved.  He’s going to be extra-attentive and clingy for a solid month afterward, and he also makes it his mission to get to know the twin.  After all, his S/O is good friends with Papy, so it makes sense for him to be good friends with their sibling, too!


Stretch is the only one that doesn’t kiss the twin.  He starts to go for it, sure, but as soon as his arms are around the twin and his teeth are a breath away from their lips, he freezes.  Then, he draws back with a lazy grin but a sharp gaze.  "you’re not s/o.  who are you, then?  they didn’t say anything about a twin.“
He’s suspicious and careful, and in the end, it’s his S/O that ends up apologizing for not mentioning it sooner.  He waves off the apology, claiming he’d always be able to tell the difference.  The whole weird encounter ends up making their relationship stronger.


Blackberry is furious–with himself, with his S/O, with that harlot of a twin!–and immediately starts pointing fingers.  He’s flustered and blushing furiously the entire time, unable to make eye contact with the twin as he flails his arms rather dramatically.  On the inside, he’s terrified that his ‘failure’ to realize he wasn’t kissing his S/O will mean that he’s going to be dumped.  Those fears cause him to start to stammer a little when he’s shouting, which only upsets him more.  His hands are shaking.  
He ends up calling Papy in to make the twin leave.


Much like Stretch, this Papyrus realizes that it’s not his S/O about the time that he starts to lean in.. however, he chooses not to care in the slightest.  He kisses the twin and takes advantage of their gasp to make it quite the deep kiss.  Man, he’s a good kisser, and the twin ends up returning it with gusto, arms around his neck, pulling him into it.  The kiss is.. different.  It feels like kissing someone familiar and a complete stranger at the same time, so that satiates his curiosity.  It’s really good stuff, and that’s what his S/O sees when they walk into the room.  Of course, he plays it off like he didn’t know it wasn’t them, and since his S/O didn’t mention a twin, he’s right in suspecting that they also didn’t mention to said twin that they were dating a monster.  All parties end up off the hook, and it’s the S/O that apologizes repeatedly for not telling him about the twin.  

anonymous asked:

TyrianXHazel, Magical Girl AU (Do you accept the challenge?)

ohoho challenge accepted. Figured I’d save the best for last.

The battle ended, and the monster dissipated. Tyrian stood tall and proud atop the monster that the two of them had slain together. He looked right in his outfit, frilly skirt and all.

Hazel on the other hand… He was pretty sure that he didn’t have the thighs to pull this sort of thing off, regardless of the magical powers. He just didn’t have the figure for this. Tyrian though…

Tyrian landed next to him, holding a wand over his shoulder and smiling widely. “Well, what do you think of the new job, Hazel?” Tyrian grinned a little too widely as his outfit dissipated. “I think I’m a fan.” 

Hazel only managed to groan.

Okay but imagine Yuuri retires from competitive figure skating at 27, and he decides to go back to college to become a teacher.

So this boy walks into class sporting the just-rolled-out-of-bed look with the sex hair and the big comfy sweater and the starbucks cup in one hand.

And you know, he’s enjoying his life, he makes friends in his program and on the weekends he helps his husband teach cute little kids how to skate and they have this cozy little house together in a nice neighbourhood. He probably has girls and guys falling for him left and right.

And then one day, Yuuri’s out with his friends, and they’re at a cafe or something.

And a group of girls comes up to them, and they’re all blushing and nudging each other saying “You talk first!”.

So Yuuri just turns this absolutely blinding smile on them and asks, “Autographs?”

The girls squeak, and nod furiously.

“Sure!” he says, reaching out for the notebooks they’re holding out for him to sign.

And about ten minutes later, after several selfies and autographs and a lot of gushing and squealing and “Please let Viktor know we’re looking forward to Yuratchka’s upcoming season,” the girls leave.

So Yuuri turns back to his friends, and they’re all just staring at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.

Yuuri kinda wonders if there’s something on his face.

The first thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths is, “…who’s Viktor?”

And Yuuri’s kinda confused as he replies, “….my husband?”

“YOU’RE MARRIED!?!?!?!?” his friends all shriek.

Yuuri looks down at his hand to make sure his ring is still there. “Yeah?” he says, holding his hand up.

“I thought that was just a fashion statement!” one of the girls exclaims.

“Why did they want your autograph though?” asks another of his friends, and Yuuri just looks away sheepishly.

“I’m…uh….a retired competitive figure skater?” he asks, his voice going higher with embarrassment. “And I…uh…got 2 golds in the Grand Prix…and 2 golds in Worlds….and maybe a silver in Pyeongchang?”

His voice gets progressively quieter as his face gets even redder.

His friends are staring at him in horror and shocked disbelief now.

And he thinks he might as well get it all out now.

“And…my husband might be the most decorated athlete in figure skating history?”

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Now I Know by CassidyMoffett (@sweettigerotakureviews​)
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Wait, What? by @realisticallycynical

Hilarious addition by @p3hero
Adorable continuation by @deadlychildartemis

So eighth year and McGonagalls put everyone that came back to finish up their last year in the third floor corridor or in the tower under the owlery.

But that part of the castle’s been abandoned for years so the heating charms are completely naff and it’s always too cold.

One night both Draco and Harry are in the common room after insomnia, for Draco, and nightmares, for Harry, kept them from their beds. They’ve pushed a couch up next to the main fireplace but it’s still fucking freezing.

Draco cannot stop shivering and is sitting right on the edge of the couch and holding his hands out to the fire. Harry’s leaning back, just wearing an old jumper and jeans he threw on, looking completely at ease.

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While Maccachin is having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.

Now, let’s face it, the only reason Yurio agreed to go along with them on the trip, was because Victor bribe him with A WHOLE BUNCH OF SMOL AND BIG KITTENS.


ALONG WITH HOW VICTOR’S HAND IS AROUND YUURI’S WAIST, the boy is not only sitting on his lap, but Victor has him on a kind of embrace while driving their pink convertible, like two newlyweds.

This piece of official artwork, IS GOLD.

There is this boy at my school who I think is the most attractive boy in the whole universe. He has tan skin that just seems to maintain its color no matter what time of year it is. His hair is a chocolate curly brown, that he runs his hands through at least 200 times a day. His eyes are a caramel-brownish shade that I truly melt into and am lost for words when ever I look into them. But he also has this laugh that is literally one of a kind, and not in a cute way, its high pitched and almost girly but its still music to my ears and always brings a smile to my face. When he talks to his friends, he always makes the funniest jokes and, when he needs to be, nice/helpful to them.

All my friends say that he isn’t attractive and has no like able qualities, and they just cant understand why I like him. I can never seem to figure out why they don’t think he is attractive or funny, it literally blows my mind.

But to be completely honest, I’ve never even had a conversation with him. Im not even friends with the people he’s friends with. I dont think I will ever be able to work up the courage to talk to him and tell him all the things I love about him.

So he will never know that while his friends are mocking his laugh, I’m falling for it. Or when he is smiling, I want nothing more than to be the one making him smile. Never will he know that when he runs his hands through his hair, its my dream to run mine through it too.

So if you are ever thinking that nobody will ever love you because you haven’t been asked out on a date or a stupid boy in high school hasn’t confessed his undying love for you, don’t think that someone doesn’t think of you as an amazing attractive person.

While you’re sitting in class laughing with your friends, someone may be falling in love with the sound of your laugh(even if its a funny one), or the way your eyes light up when your truly happy, or even the way you run your hands through your hair.

Don’t ever think your not good enough just because some boy/girl hasn’t told you how amazing you are.


Logan and William in Westworld 1x05 “Contrapasso”

for @asweetdeception

Should you fight them: HS kids edition

John Egbert: why on god’s green earth would you fight John Egbert??? He just wants his friends to get along. Look at him, he’s just a big dork baby with glasses. He’d probably just offer to shake your hand with a shock buzzer on. Besides, kid’s fucking ripped. Giant hammers, expected to lift a safe, homeboy may not have beef w u, but he has BEEF. He’s been plagued by nightmares his whole life he already hates himself more than you Don’t fight him.

Rose Lalonde: think to yourself very carefully. Rose Lalonde is ready to rip imps and ogres apart at a moment’s notice. She’ll psyche you out without saying a word. She will kick ur ass. She has a vampire wife. Do NOT unless ur prepared. U must be prepared.

Dave Strider: no!!!! He has had enough fighting!!! Let!!!! Him!!!!! Live!!!!!

Jade Harley: raised by an aggressive dog God and always carrying guns. This should not have to be explained. That smile is deceptive.

Jane Crocker: Jane looks sweet and soft but honey she is READY 2 THROW DOWN. Her dad had to use a fridge to ground her and she sent a table 360 flipping through the air with one arm. She’s emotionally vulnerable, but that could turn on you REAL FAST. Be wary.

Roxy Lalonde: she could go for a few rounds, but literally why???? Roxy has gone through enough hardship and killed the Condesce leave her alone.

Dirk Strider: You could. And prolly win if ur good enough. But do you really want to??? He hates himself more than you could imagine. He’d beat himself up. Shits gone pear shaped straight up decapitate him he don’t give a FUCK.

Jake English: he’d love a round of fisticuffs. Mano el Mano. And he’d be so cheery and such a good sport about it. Fight Jake English. But friendly fight him. Being his enemy is dangerous.