CLYDE: Alright, guys.
CLYDE: I’m super pissed off right now.
CLYDE: As you may remember, from earlier today, I was stuck lost in the mountains with everybody from class.
CLYDE: Well Stan’s cool (kinda smelly but whatever) uncle came and rescued us. Swooped us right from under our feet and whisked us away on horseback. Hair flowing in the wind, and all.
CLYDE: …does he have hair? Well, his hat was flowing. Whatever.
CLYDE: That’s not the point.
CLYDE: All of that was pretty cool.
CLYDE: But the rest of the day– OH the rest of the day.
CLYDE: I am going to explain to you guys just how awful today was, feat. some detailed drawings.
CLYDE: So when we all got back, it was totally cool and awesome and nobody died and it was great.
CLYDE: Scott got to eat, everybody was happy, and it was only about 12:30 by the time we were back in town.
CLYDE: So Craig was all like, “Let’s go play and have a good time and chill and stuff,” or something like that.
CLYDE: And Jimmy said “Yeah that’d be fun!”
CLYDE: So I was like “Hell motherfucking yeah my besties who love me and are cool but also think I am super duper cool also!”
CLYDE: But just as we were about to, we realised we were all dropped right off in front of the school.
CLYDE: And the teachers and principal came out and told us we still had to go to class for the rest of the day, even though it was more than half way over already.
CLYDE: They didn’t seem all too worried that we were lost in the mountains, but I’m pretty sure Stan and his friends got in trouble.
CLYDE: But anyways. As you can see, I am crying my man tears because I was sad that we had to go to school. It’s a Friday! It would have been so cool to have the whole day off. It’d be like a three day weekend.
CLYDE: I was bummed out but then I also remembered Token was at school so
CLYDE: We rejoiced. Craig, Jimmy, and Tweek were also there, but Token and I were what was important at that moment so I only drew us.
CLYDE: (and also Timmy was there but he was off to the side and just sort of watching us. I dunno what was up with that.)
CLYDE: That was the only cool part of being at school today.
CLYDE: And then, like God himself decided that school wasn’t enough punishment for me, everybody at school was making fun of me for no reason at all!
CLYDE: Cartman wasn’t actually there but I accidentally drew the body too big so I just drew him anyways.
CLYDE: But they all kept calling me a stinky buttface!
CLYDE: At one point I thought maybe they were calling Craig the stinky buttface, because of the awesome note I put on his back earlier today.
CLYDE: But the note wasn’t there anymore. I think it fell off, or something!
CLYDE: And even when I wasn’t hanging out with Craig, they were still calling me a stinky buttface!
CLYDE: I don’t have a buttface! It’s not stinky!
CLYDE: Do you see how well I drew my face? That’s not butt-like at all! Not even a little!!!
CLYDE: And to top it off, even though they were cool enough to give us a late lunch because of how long we were gone, they were serving the worst food of all!
CLYDE: It wouldn’t be that bad if we didn’t find out that today was actually Fiesta Friday! BURRITOS AND SHIT, DUDE.
CLYDE: But because they already served lunch, they had to make something quick for us instead! I would have eaten a two-hour-old burrito no problem!
CLYDE: They clearly underestimate me.
CLYDE: After I ate my food and junk, and after school got let out, I went home.
CLYDE: My dad heard about how we all went missing and he felt bad for me, so he said I wasn’t grounded anymore.
CLYDE: That was pretty cool.
CLYDE: But then he said I was only ungrounded on one condition.
CLYDE: It’s always on one condition.
CLYDE: He said I had to take my dog, Rex, out for a walk.
CLYDE: Now normally, that’d be totally fine!
CLYDE: I love Rex.
CLYDE: But half way through the walk, he decided to take the biggest, smelliest shit my nose has ever had the tragedy of taking a whiff of.
CLYDE: And I hate picking up the dog poo.
CLYDE: I know you have the little baggies that make sure you don’t get any on your hands, but you still feel it!
CLYDE: You still feel the dog shit and you can still smell it, and you might as well be giving the dog crap a gentle, full-body massage with how much it feels like you’re actually touching it.
CLYDE: In short– the second half of today was awful!
CLYDE: WHY HAS PLANET EARTH FORSAKEN ME SO?!
CLYDE: Anyways that’s what happened today.
CLYDE: But, on the upside, because I’m ungrounded and it’s the weekend now, Craig, Jimmy, Timmy, Token, Tweek, and I are all going to have a slumber party later!
CLYDE: We’re gonna play games and it’ll be rad and I’ll be sure to blog all about it so you guys can see how hype it is.
CLYDE: Until then, though, I’m just gonna be angry for a while.
CLYDE: Talk to you guys soon!