his face is bootiful

i’m imagining fake ah crew jeremy joining the crew shortly after graduating high school and after a couple years deciding he wants to take some college courses part time because he’s interested in music and art and all sorts of shit and now he’s got the money to pursue that

he’s nervous about mentioning it to geoff and the others because what if they’re not cool with me skipping out on some jobs to do this

but instead everyone is actually super encouraging and somehow that is ten thousand times worse

  • like jeremy shows up for a heist briefing and jack’s like “what the hell are you doing here, you have a paper due in the morning, get out, go work on it”
  • he gets a c on a project and ryan very calmly suggests that he can “go have a chat” with his professor, ryan no, why do you have a bat
  • he registers late and there isn’t room in a couple courses he wanted; twenty minutes later gavin cheerfully lets him know that there was a database error and suddenly there’s plenty of room in those courses, how about that
  • geoff picks him up from campus right before they’re ready to do a heist. 
    some kid: who’s the dude yelling in the yellow booty shorts on the motorcycle?
    jeremy, covering his face with his hands: that. would be my boss.
  • michael calls him and tells him he’ll be there to pick him up in a couple minutes
    jeremy: are those…sirens in the background?
    michael: yeah, i can’t actually stop, how do you feel about jumping in through the window while i’m going like thirty miles an hour
  • eventually jeremy’s like the kid in middle school embarrassed to be seen with his mom. “just– you can just drop me off at the corner, actually, right here’s fine, i’ll walk”

anonymous asked:

I saw this on another account but how do you think Shawn would react if his gf was mad that Katy touched his butt, cause I would! (You could write the scenario;))

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It’s Not Jealousy 

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“Just grab it babe, grab my butt” Shawn laughed, shaking his booty at your face.

“Stop Shawn” you said annoyed, pushing him away from you.

“Come on y/n, just give it a rough squeeze. Your hands on my booty is better than Katy’s. Don’t be jealous” he joked, still waving his butt at your face.

“Seriously Shawn, back off” you said, rolling your eyes frustrated at him.

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I’ll never forget the look on my mother’s face when I came downstairs wearing fishnets and also the look on my father’s face when I showed up to his work wearing thigh highs and booty shorts

Dominant Clay is a pleasant surprise for Tony

* To say Tony was surprised with how dominating Clay could be in bed would be an understatement. It was as if you could turn a switch in him (all Tony had to do was bare his neck and run his blunt nails across his boyfriend’s back and Clay could eat him up alive) and suddenly he was all rough hands and half-gentle bites.

* the first time this happens is when they’re at Clay’s, it’s a teacher work day so they’re home alone. Tony had spent that night because they had no school and they did not get any sleep so around noon, Tony makes himself comfy between Clay’s mess of navy blue and grey comforters and pillows

* Tony’s black t shirt rides up, exposing soft, supple tummy flesh; back arching as he stretches; hip bones piquing through soft, brown skin; honey brown eyes sleepy and eyelashes smoky

* Clay is unknowingly ignoring this pure fucking beauty, sat on the floor beside the bed, reading the latest Captain America comic and ranting about nazi propaganda when he turns to Tony

* And Clay has to do a double-take coz daaaaaamnnnnnnnn

* Clay’s mouth slowly drops open as his eyes rove over the masterpiece that is Tony Padilla

* And Clay wordlessly, calmly closes his comic book, places it on his nightstand and stands up

* Tony opens his eyes halfway to see why his boyfriend has ended his oral dissertation

* Tony has a dopey grin on his face as Clay climbs into the bed

* But Clay leans over until he’s looming over Tony’s smaller body, right arm supporting his weight next to Tony’s artistically mussed bedhead and his left holding Tony’s thighs open so he can settle between his legs, hard on pressed against Tony’s booty

* Tony reaches his hand to pull Clays face in for a kiss, but Clay grabs his wrist and pins it above his head

* And all of a sudden Tony feels overpowered in the most exquisite of ways

* But just to make certain, and just to aggravate Clay, he tries once again to pull Clay in, with both hands this time

* His hold on Tony’s wrist is unmovable and Clay, with the most penetrating and hungry stare, and without a beat, grapples with his free hand to trap Tony’s other wrist

* Tony let’s out a sigh through his nose and his eyelids droop, the ghost of the touches to come making a shiver crawl through his bones

* And Clay mother fucking Jensen just smirks, a one sided lilt of his lovely pink lips, that one perfectly folded smile line at the corner of his mouth

* Ugghhhhhh

* And then they fuck. The end.

Boyfriend!Taehyung

Boyfriend!Taehyung cause shit why not. Everyone’s doing it I might as well join in.


  • This boy
  • Such a pain in the ass
  • So fucking clingy
  • But you love every minute of it because come on. he’s Kim freaking Taehyung
  • Tbh this boy would get hype over seeing a dog in a car two lanes away.
  • Like let’s be real
  • “JAGI!! JAGIJAGIJAGIJAGI LOOK!“
  • “Tae, I’m driving-”
  • “LOOK HE SMILED AT ME I’M THE CHOSEN ONE.“
  • “He looked at you for 0.3 seconds-”
  • “I WANT HIM.“
  • “You have enough responsibility you don’t need a dog.”
  • “Hello, is this the Daegu Animal Control-?”
  • “KIM TAEHYUNG.“
  • But no seriously he’d take you on lots of dates
  • Especially carnival rides and amusement parks just to see you hold onto his sleeve or just him in general from adrenaline
  • He’s such a smug little shit too
  • He uses his height to his advantage
  • He once made you climb a coffee table at IKEA just to kiss him
  • He hella petty
  • Overuses the phrase ‘i’M CRYIN IN DI CLUB’
  • Calls you ‘BITHC’ over text when he rants about his problems
  • Spoils the hell out of you
  • Tbh I feel like he’d be super sweet and sensual the first few times you do the diddly
  • But after a few times and some experimental works in the bedroom, he’d be hella kinky
  • heLLA
  • He’d probably like to tie your hands above your head while he teases every inch of you
  • Until you beg him to stop
  • And then he’d be reluctant to
  • He’d probably just want to start all over
  • He’d enjoy being bare faced around you cause he likes bein his bootiful tanned self
  • the mELANIN
  • IT
  • REAL
  • So yeah long story short he clingy, he a lil shit, he get excited over dogs, he kinky, he tan

I hope you liked my Taehyung Boyfriend list, and feel free to request!!!

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I just love this illustration so much but then I noticed that Ciel was holding a contract and Sebby has a quill pen. 

So then I started thinking, “Oh shit he’s gonna make a deal with him?”

Then I saw the amused expression the demon had and this is practically what’s written on his face.

“Make a deal for the booty, hm?”


I KID YOU FUCKING NOT. YANA.

009. His favorite body part on you.

Tommy: Boobs. He loves your boobs, any change he gets his hands are against them. Such as you yawning and your shirt lifting a little, his hand sneakily and skillfully slides under your shirt, touching you.

Arthur: Legs. You have such cute legs which arthur loves so much. They’re so cute he can’t help but constantly touch them. He loves of soft and smooth they always are. Usually when you cuddle, your sitting on his lap like a baby, his fingers running against your leg.

John: Thighs. Something about your thighs drives him crazy, whether he is driving or you two are just sitting you’ll find his hand around one pressed against the other. Maybe it’s the warmth or just it being you, but he loves it.

Michael: Ass. Micahel can’t seem to keep his hands away from your booty, he’s either squeezing it, or slapping it. He loves watching it jiggle an automatic smirk falling to his face, but that’s also a bonus because you get booty rubs.

anonymous asked:

my brother loaded up my ffxv save file to play and went through my manual photos and im just dying as he scrolls through 90% Gladiolus bicep shots

honestly same but it’s more like 90% shots of his beautiful face…..and abs….and booty

he’s just Beautiful

anonymous asked:

Can Noct eat ass?

SO MMUCH ASS! He loves burying his face in the booty though, esp. because he’s royalty and it makes him feel dirty? He loves the idea of licking at Prompto until he comes too hard to breathe?

30. His favorite body part on you.

Warning: sexualish

Scott: Boobs. He loves your boobs, any change he gets his hands are against them. Such as you yawning and your shirt lifting a little, his hand sneakily and skillfully slides under your shirt, touching you.

Stiles: Legs. You have such cute legs which Stiles loves so much. They’re so cute he can’t help but constantly touch them. He loves of soft and smooth they always are. Usually when you cuddle, your sitting on his lap like a baby, his fingers running against your leg.

Theo: Thighs. Something about your thighs drives him crazy, whether he is driving or you two are just sitting you’ll find his hand around one pressed against the other. Maybe it’s the warmth or just it being you, but he loves it.

Liam: Ass. Liam can’t seem to keep his hands away from your booty, he’s either squeezing it, or slapping it. He loves watching it jiggle an automatic smirk falling to his face, but that’s also a bonus because you get booty rubs.

Request are open! I tried making it mutual for everyone because not everyone has tiny legs, or bigger legs so I tried lol

The Not So Magic Mikes (One Shot) [Ft. The Avengers x Reader]

Summary: Natasha dares the men of the Avengers to do a ‘Magic Mike’ strip tease and it’s not what she excepted.


Originally posted by i-lost-my-puddin

Originally posted by aboookthing

(Sidenote: I wish the second gif featured all the men! lol)


“Yes, I’ve never watched ‘Magic Mike’” You said for what felt like the hundredth time.

You, Natasha and Wanda were sitting outside by the pool having ‘Girl Time’. Natasha and Wanda were going on and on about the movie ‘Magic Mike’ and when they asked you what your favorite part was you just looked at them with a blank expression.

“Why not?” Wanda asked.

You simply shrugged your shoulders.

“Well I say we go watch it right now’ Natasha said while she dragged you inside, Wanda following closely behind the two of you.

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