i’m imagining fake ah crew jeremy joining the crew shortly after graduating high school and after a couple years deciding he wants to take some college courses part time because he’s interested in music and art and all sorts of shit and now he’s got the money to pursue that
he’s nervous about mentioning it to geoff and the others because what if they’re not cool with me skipping out on some jobs to do this
but instead everyone is actually super encouraging and somehow that is ten thousand times worse
like jeremy shows up for a heist briefing and jack’s like “what the hell are you doing here, you have a paper due in the morning, get out, go work on it”
he gets a c on a project and ryan very calmly suggests that he can “go have a chat” with his professor, ryan no, why do you have a bat
he registers late and there isn’t room in a couple courses he wanted; twenty minutes later gavin cheerfully lets him know that there was a database error and suddenly there’s plenty of room in those courses, how about that
geoff picks him up from campus right before they’re ready to do a heist. some kid: who’s the dude yelling in the yellow booty shorts on the motorcycle? jeremy, covering his face with his hands: that. would be my boss.
michael calls him and tells him he’ll be there to pick him up in a couple minutes jeremy: are those…sirens in the background? michael: yeah, i can’t actually stop, how do you feel about jumping in through the window while i’m going like thirty miles an hour
eventually jeremy’s like the kid in middle school embarrassed to be seen with his mom. “just– you can just drop me off at the corner, actually, right here’s fine, i’ll walk”
I just binge read all your yoi twt and it's amazing????!! They're so funny. Can you possibly make one of Yuuri finally getting around to making the katsuDAMN merch and everyone wearing it including Yuuri and it's just the best thing ever!
#KatsuDAMNmerch (Part Two)
Twincest @Crispinofan69 GUYS YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I
SAW!!! #KatsuDAMNmerch @mickey-crispino (Photo attached of Mickey wearing a pair of black sweat pants with KatsuDAMN
written on the butt)
JJ’s Queen @JJsQueen52 IT IS REAL #KatsuDAMNmerch @Jjleroy!15 (Photo attached of JJ wearing red
booty shorts with KatsuDAMN written on the butt)
Bunny Boy @BunnyButt ALL THE
BUTTS! #KatsuDAMNmerch @Mila-Babe @G-Popovich
attached of the Russian team all wearing KatsuDAMN shorts)
Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki Okay, okay,
I will admit that #KatsuDAMNmerch is
in its tester phase
Shark-Boy @PoolShark How long till #KatsuDAMNmerch is available to the
Tanned Boys @bEtTeRwHeNtAnNedD CROP TOPS!!! #KatsuDAMNmerch ALSO COMES IN CROP TOPS!!! (Photo attached of Phichit waving to a fan in a KatsuDAMN crop
Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki Close
friends and family are currently testing out the brand #KatsuDAMNmerch
Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki If
everything goes to plan, #KatsuDAMNmerch will
be available within the next six months or so
Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov Everyone testing out #KatsuDAMNmerch will also be modelling for
Victor Nikiforov’s Future Wife @Vic-Nik-No-1 WHERE IS MY @v-nikiforov IN #KatsuDAMNmerch
victor’s peasant@steponmevictor @v-nikiforov IN #KatsuDAMNmerch
Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov -winking emoji- #KatsuDAMNmerch (Photo of Yuuri wearing
a pink KatsuDAMN hoodie with bedhead and a sleepy look on his face)
IS MY @yuurikatsuki IN BOOTY SHORTS #KatsuDAMNmerch
Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov @phichit+chu #KatsuDAMNmerch (Photo
attached of an embarrassed Yuuri standing in front of a mirror, wearing a pair
of KatsuDAMN booty shorts that matched the pair Victor was wearing in the
background of the mirror)
Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki You are lucky I love you @v-nikiforov#KatsuDAMNmerch (Photo attached of Victor checking his butt out in a mirror
while wearing a pair of KatsuDAMN booty shorts)
Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc The booty shorts are really comfy
though @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch
Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc I might need a few more pairs @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch
Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki I don’t want
to know @christophe-gc #KatsuDAMNmerch
M. Mystery@MysteryMan I apologise for everything
Shin Hoseok / Wonho x Reader Summary: You had no shame in being a stripper, it was a means to an end to reach your ultimate goal. It’d be easier if your co-worker, Wonho, would quit stealing your damn customers of course. Ignoring the small part of you that was grateful for not having to touch those sleazy people or not, that was your money - your chance at escape. So why is it that, even though he pisses you off to no ends, you can’t stop staring at him lately? It’s nothing, surely.
That bottom right final panel of Jon Quil, i know it's supposed to be serious and all but...his face is like "My Body is ready" (as in booty so good it instantly makes you serious/ get down to business), can we get a close up?
Author’s Note: This chapter is long as fuck… There was so much I wanted to get in and I couldn’t find a suitable place to end it, so… Also, I edited this super quick, so I apologize if there are any errors.
Ivy finally gets to meet Joe’s family. Think Mama Reigns will like her?? Leave me comments pleeeeeease. Also, here’s the link to Joe’s Pensacola Gulf home.
Bright light shined down on Ivy as she lay on her belly in the center of the bed, her dark hair a halo around her. When he’d tried to leave the bed, she had mewled like a little kitten, pulling him closer and nuzzling against his chest. With a smile, Joe laid with her another thirty minutes of so, just enjoying her in his arms before reluctantly untangling his naked body from hers to order breakfast for them. From his position at the window, he snapped a photo of her laying there for him to look at during the times he was away and missing her like crazy. Ivy was the definition of black girl magic. Aside from her physical beauty, she had a brilliant mind and a heart he longed to possess completely. His little southern girl was the kind of once in a lifetime woman that men begged God for. And here she was… all his. The glint from her bracelet caught the light when she shifted, bringing another smile to his face.
Ivy rolled over in bed, clutching the sheet to her bare breasts as she sleepily sat up and pushed her hair out of her face. She smiled when she saw her lover standing there, his warrior’s body just barely covered in a pair of boxers.
“You know I could watch you all day. You look like such an angel.”
“That’s only not creepy because you’re my boyfriend and you’re hot,” she said, laughing softly. “Why are you all the way over there?”
“Ordered breakfast and got caught up in the view,” he said, nodding towards her as he walked towards the bed.
Ivy reached for him, smiling when he covered her mouth with his. Joe tasted like mint and desire and she groaned softly before playfully biting his bottom lip. He had the nicest fucking lips.
“Be careful, baby girl… You know how much I like that shit.”
ok so my gf tried to spank me and it was so light and it sounded like one of those snap-on bracelets and we laughed so fucking hard. well im imagining otabek trying to spank yuri (to his request) and this happening the first time
Laughing during sex is my Kink and I love little moments like this ufhergureg
ABsolutely, Otabek would be so tentative at first that he’d only give Yuri a little love tap, resulting in Yuri snorting and hiding his face in the pillow to try and stifle the laughter. Cut to Otabek sitting there, crosslegged with Yuri draped face-down across his lap, playing the booty bongos on Yuri
@ whoever sent me this story, this was amazing work! Keep it up! And remember, send me more stories!
“Now introducing, for the first time on the ring, Quick Quentin!!” A young kid stepped in the ring. His heart flooded with excitement. Finally he was going to be about to show what he had in the ring, unexpected. He was just filling in for another wrestler who stepped out and was picked last minute, he couldn’t be more happy. That smile couldn’t be wiped off his face.
“And now, bringing in the giant we all know and fear, a man of men, Thick Thunder!”
Quentins eyes froze as a giant man stepped on the other side of the ring. He was wayyy out of Quentins weight class and was enormous. He was only wearing tight spandex briefs hugging his body. His belly protruded out and he had hair everywhere.
Thunder scratched his beard and smiled as his new prey. His eyes were wild just like his smile.
The announcer called them to the center ring.
Announcer: Alright thunder, this kid is new so try to take it easy in him.
Thunder: No promises
He pulled Quentin towards his close, he could feel his body heat.
Thunder: He’s the one who signed up for a humiliation match
“Humiliation match?!?!” Quentin thought. “What could that mean?”
Thunder: just follow my lead and I won’t make anything too rough for ya.
The crowd erupted with excitement.
“Wait wait, what is this? My trainer didn’t tell me it’s a humiliation match! What does that even mean?!”
Thunder took position prowled over, arms out ready to grab.
Before the announcer could even step back, the giant man dove to Quentin. One hand reached behind the boys head while the other raised to the sky.
Thunder shoved all of Quentins face deep in his hairy armpit nodding his head in delight.
Thunder: ahhhh that feels good.
He whispered just for Quentin
Thunder: it’s been a few weeks since I’ve showered. I was saving it for wrestler that stepped out, but I guess I’ll just have to take my anger out on you.
Quentin wiggled and strained to get out but the man was too strong. The odor was so atrocious he could barely stand up. Thunder then closed his arm down trapping the boy completely. He picked Quentin up from his back and slammed him on his front side to the ground. Quentin his the floor hard and squealed when he hit. Dazed on the ground he tried to recoup himself but he couldn’t get the stench out of his nose and he felt a prominent hair of Thunders in his mouth. This is not what he was ready for but he had to prove himself with the show he has. He rolled slowly on his back only to have his heart drop. Thunder’s immense belly was right above and coming fast.
Announcer: Ohhh! A full weight body slam right on top of this newbie! That is hard to watch!
Quentin has wrested people before but none at this size of this man. It felt as is a refrigerator fell right on him. Thunder got up on all fours and smiled to the crowd who cheered him on. His belly was just barely covering quentins face who was slapping at his sides trying to free himself. Thunder rubbed his sweaty hairy stomach all over this kid using him as a sweat rag all while laughing a heavy laugh.
Thunder: Gwa ha ha! I love crushing tiny pipsqueaks like you!
He jumped up from his legs and slammed into Quentin again.
He was sweating so much Quentin could feel it all soaking around him on the floor. Thunder rose up and quickly said to Quentin
Thunder: Now stay down and follow my lead, you’re doing great being my personal rag doll so keep it up.
You didn’t have to ask Quentin twice, he could barely move. Thunder grabbed Quentin by the arms and slid him to a corned of the ring, propping his head up. Quentin could barely understand what was going on, he was just trying to catch his breath.
Announcer: Oh no! Is thunder doing what we’re all fearing?!!
Thunder spun around and put his arms on the ropes behind him and squared down. Quentin looked up to see a huge figure blocking most of the light.
“Stinkface!” He thought frantically. He tried to scramble out but Thunder, all in one motion, grabbed the kids legs on his own, bent over, and shoved his gargantuan ass right on his face.
The crowd blew up in satisfaction.
“It’s okay, you knew this might happen. It was your worst fear but you knew it was a possibility. Just take it for a bit and we’ll move on. It shouldn’t be much longer”
Thunder was really putting the weight on this kid, squeezing his ass down and down on his face. It went down on all side of this face and Quentin sank deeper in. Quentins face was being crushed on both sides of his face from the cheeks, while he was still feeling a great pressure from the front of his face. It smelled terrible in there. Weeks of unshowered, hairy, sweaty booty was enveloping his face. Thunder was loving it and putting on a great show. He started rubbing his crack up and down his face.
Thunder: Ahhhh, keep squirming! It feels good in there!
Then, without warning, Thunder raised one leg, gave a huge smile and
Thunder farted all over Quentins face. That’s when he really started freaking out. His arms and legs were moving the fastest they had the whole match.
Thunder: oh yeaaaaah that feels amazing. I think I’ll keep going.
Thunder raised his hand for the mic which the announcer threw to him. He brought it to his butt and ripped another loud one for the whole arena.
Quentins eyes were watering and he knew he couldn’t do this anymore. He never thought a stinkface would actually involve any real farting. He thought they just rubbed their asses all over their face. Thunder pulled his butt off but to everyone’s surprise, Quentins face followed.
Thunder: BWA HAHA! The little guy got trapped in there huh?
Quentin was scrambling around but then Thunder squeezed his cheeks hard causing Quentin to collapse.
Thunder: One way to get him out!
Thunder hunched over and pushed out letting out a steady stream of gas all over his ass- trapped face.
Thunder squeezed harder trying to push him out.
Pffffft! Prrrbbpt! PPRRRRRPPPTFFFFFTTTTPPPTT!!!
Soon Thunder blasted Quentin out of his ass with a thunderous fart. Quentin slammed his head back on the floor. The stench was so powerful he tasted it to his gut. His lungs were filled with nothing but the torturous gas. His vision was blurry from all the tears. He couldn’t ever hear the crowd, on their feet, chanting Thunders name wanting more carnage. Quentin rose up his hand feeling for rope to pull himself up blindly fishing around. He felt something to grasp and pulled up. It must have been a weak rope because instead of pulling himself up, he pulled down. His vision came back in time to see a enormous, bare, sweaty ass staring back at him and his hand on the man wrestlers briefs. Thunder started to lose his balance. The crowd stood silent.
BOOM! The impact was heard throughout the arena. Thunders full weighted ass fell right on top of Quentins face, squashing him with his bare ass. Thunder was just as stunned, but a big part of him was loving this outcome. Quickly he started wiggling his bare ass all over Quentin. He could feel it sliding all around with the sweat his was spreading around.
Thunder: I didn’t know you liked it so much boy! I was about to stop, but here’s some more!
Thunder let loose a monster rip shaking Quentins whole body
Thunder: who wants more?!
The crowd cheered him on.
Thunder rose up and slammed back down hard on the kid. He shook his ass side to side giving a reverse motor boat.
Thunder: wanna know why they call me thunder?
Quentin: mmmfff! Mmmmmpf!!!!!
Thunder: I’m taking that as a yes!
Thunders mouth made a giant open smile. It soon clenched as his pushed out his worst, smelliest one yet directly on him.
Thunder sighed feel phenomenal after letting that go. He got his bearings and got to his feet, squashing Quentin more shifting his weight around to get up. Quentins face was radiating the smell that he could not escape. He felt humiliated. The whole crowd loved watching him be tortured and embarrassed. He couldn’t take it anymore. Who cared about wresting? Quentin tried to make a break for it out of the ring. He threw half of his body out but before he could get out something grabbed his leg. He turned around to see thunder holding him. His face was now fiery and mad. Quentin hadn’t seen this yet.
Thunder: I told you to follow my lead. Now things are gonna get really rough for you…