his face here is priceless ok

A Hard Ride

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1086

Summary: Things get hot and heavy in the Impala with Dean

Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex, car sex, mentions of public sex, fantasies, fluff, my attempt at some humor. 

A/N: I was just in the mood to write some short car sex but this story really got away from me and got way longer than I intended hope you enjoy it! 

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anonymous asked:

(part 1) you know, it's been almost 40 chapters since the shiratorizawa training camp arc and i am STILL salty that hinata was never invited in the first place (tho i know why it was important to his character development that he was never invited, but still). and i still HATE the way the shiratorizawa coach treated hinata. like, i can get why he wasn't allowed to participate, and sleep there, and i can kinda understand why they didn't give him anything to eat. but like,

(part 2) the shiratorizawa coach kept calling him out, isolating him from the others, and humiliating him. i know it was hinata’s own choice to stay there but i don’t think him even going their uninvited, AND still not participating (w/o argument i might add) warranted such treatment. that shiratorizawa coach is an asshole, i hate him so much. ALSO the fact that he continues to pick only the strongest/tallest players after shiratorizawa’s defeat and refuses to see hinata’s huge potential

(part 3) that’s been recognised by university coaches, might i add, makes me so goddamn mad. okay, i think that’s the end of my rant hahah, i’m sorry if i rambled a bit, i just needed to get this off my chest since this is one of my favourite hinata character development arcs and that coach just pisses me off so much (also, i kno this might be an odd addition but i love your blog B! you’re one of my faves!!! <333)

OH MY MY. I’m with you on this, the Shiratorizawa training camp is probably one of the most painful arcs ever, but yet I loved it because there’s TONS of character development in here. 

I hate the Shiratorizawa coach with burning passion. He’s the only character I truly despise. Ukai saw things coming from the start and he knew that Hinata was going to suffer, that he’ll make him go through literal hell. 

Those guys said it. It was all a plan to have some sort of revenge on him, on the little shrimp that took the victory away from his perfect team, that shrimp that is anything but the player he likes. He abused him verbally (”you’re nothing without Kageyama”), he refused to acknowledge his skills, to let him play no matter what. He wanted to punish him, even torture him in a very sadistic way. 

Too bad that Hinata, the sunshine boy that he is, took everything in regardless and this camp was one of the things that helped him the most, both with going forward as a player and with being distracted from the thought of Kageyama “going ahead” to the national training camp and leaving him there. 

Another thing I loved, was the reaction of the boys. All of them wanted him to play, they were burning with the desire to go against him again. 

The cherry on top were, of course, the Shiratorizawa boys. Tendou was ready to fight him right away (nice Pokemon reference, Tendou), the thought of Hinata not being invited to the camp never crossed his mind. 

Their faces when Hinata told him he was the ballboy are priceless. Not to mention how sweet Tendou was here. Ok, Hinata didn’t have the right to have food and shelter, but they were ready to have him anyway. 

So yes, this arc is heartbreaking, the coach is THE SHIT, but gladly Hinta and all the boys were way better than that <3 

Kaner with lil kids part 2

Here is part 1 

So basically, I realized that there is a lot more photos/gifs of kaner with kids that I left out in Part 1. So I decided to make a part 2. None of the photos or gifs used are mine. Here we go, enjoy fam. Try not to cry (good luck). 

Here’s Kaner bringing the cup to a children’s hospital. Look at the difference in hand size between the patient and kaner. :’)

Just bringing some toys to the children’s hospital. NO BIG DEAL. :’(

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ok so today i was in public and i had earbuds in which is nothing unusual right
but then this old white dude comes up to me and goes “young people these days are so uneducated, i bet you’re listening to that stupid crap they call pop, get good taste and listen to classical music”
i’ve actually never had anything like this happen to me here in canada so it was super jarring like???????? ok chill??????????????
so i had the pleasure of informing him i’m classically trained in the piano and violin, listen to almost exclusively classical music, and in fact am listening to poulenc’s clarinet sonata
literally the look on his face was priceless. ah, sweet sweet victory
but this whole thing makes me angry bc, like, him! he’s the type of person who pushes people away from classical music and reinforces the stereotype that classical musicians are stuffy, pretentious, old white dudes who need to get off their high horses
gosh i love the smell of elitism in the mornings

Song Imagine: Draco x Reader; Alphabet Boy and Mrs. Potato Head

/New imagine! Song lyrics are inside these dots ~> •
Song(s): “Alphabet Boy” & “Mrs. Potato Head”~ Melanie Martinez
Warnings: Some swearing, some bullying? v😐v
P.s: Don’t read if any warnings trigger you, please. Thank you.
Enjoy!💚🐍


•••••••••••


Your mother expects outstanding grades, being a Ravenclaw. You’re family is a strong bloodline of Ravenclaws’. Half-blood or not, your always expected to a Ravenclaw. Your mother was a Ravenclaw as your father was muggle-born, making you a half-blood.


The only person in your family that wasn’t a Ravenclaw was your cousin, Alec, who was a Slytherin. You had told him about your mother and her high expectations. He had introduced you to a boy. Draco Malfoy.

•Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you’re around
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
You can crush my candy cane but you’ll never catch me cry
If you dangle that diploma and I dead, you, don’t be surprised•;


You two had set up a little competition between yourselves, making you enemies. You and Draco had actually already hated each other, either way.


•I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
You think you’re smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy•


Alec kept you two in check of who’s in lead. So far Draco was. Oh and another thing your mother has found out. She had told Alec to keep her in check with who’s winning. Which made it. Worst.


“Competition ends tomorrow, L/N. I’m still winning.” Draco smirks, you only shrug your shoulders. You hadn’t told Alec your grades yet, so there was still a chance. You waited till the end of the competition to tally up the points. You could possibly win the Slytherin Prince?


•Apples aren’t always appropriate apologies
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
But you’re not my daddy and I’m not your dolly
And your dictionary’s destroyed•


You had admired Draco’s intelligence, it fascinated you. The Slytherin Prince; fascinated you. He was quite handsome, you always gagged whenever you thought of him though like that, though.


•I’m not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now,
But are you smarter than me now?
You’re the prince of the playground,
Little alphabet boy•


“Yeah. Whatever Malfoy.” You scoffed.
Draco chuckled darkly, “Do you remember that whoever wins gets the loser to do anything for them for a week.” Your eyes widen, you had forgotten about this.


You can’t lose it’ll be hell with him bossing you around! No way!


•I’m not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now,
But are you smarter than me now?
You’re the prince of the playground,
Little alphabet boy•}


“Hey Y/N. Do you have more recent grades, I need to find the total of your score, today.” Alec told you. You gave him your recent grades. “Thanks!” Alec said. “N-No problem.” You stuttered.


Alec looks at you with worry, “You’ll win.”
“We can’t be sure, Alec.” You said. Alec just smugly grinned and went off.


~• The Next Day •~


You say Draco beside Alec as he told you he had the final scores. Your palms were sweaty, you didn’t want to lose. You didn’t care about the prize, more about what your mother will do if you lost.


“OK, we’re here. So Draco has 563 points and Y/N has,” Alec paused, my eyes flickered to Draco’s face to be meet with a smirk plaster on his soft pink lips.


“564.” Alec read, you sighed and clutched your chest, Draco couldn’t believe it, he took the paper out of Alec’s hand to read it for himself.


“Unbelievable!” Draco yelled, looking at you, a smirk planted your face.
“I won.” You laughed, sticking out your tongue like a 4 year old.


“I won, pretty boy.” You bragged, Alec laughed at Draco’s priceless face.
“What do you want me to do.” Draco mumbled. “Firstly, call me Mistress. Second, walk with me to the Ravenclaw table.” This was the best day ever for you. Embarrass Draco and tell him what to do!


You strutted to the Ravenclaw table as multiple Ravenclaws’ stared at you with Draco in disbelief. “Hello Chris.” You sat down beside your best friend as Draco didn’t sit down. “Sit.” You commanded, he glared at you before sitting down.


“What’s happening Y/N?” Chris asked you. “I won.” You said, gleefully. “Oh.” Chris remembered. “I knew you would
win.” Chris smiled. “Thank you.” You said.


“Hey L/N. Why is Malfoy dating you?” Your bully Geneva said.


•If you weren’t born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
‘Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable•


You cursed under your breath, “I’m not dating Malfoy, Redapple.”

•Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic
No one will love you if you’re unattractive•


“Of course he’s not. Not with someone ugly and made out of plastic.” Geneva laughed, you stood up and rushed out of the Great Hall.

•Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Even if her face don’t stay together•


Chris started to run after you. Draco stood up and spoke, “She’s real and not fake like yourself. She’s beautiful not like some.” Geneva was taken back as she stood quiet.


•And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
It’s such a waste
When little girls grow into their mothers face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate.•


Draco ran out of the Great Hall in search of you. He heard your sobs and tracked them down to find Chris comforting you. “You don’t have to follow me, Draco.” You chocked out.


•Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh mr potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together•


Draco observed your looks; not wanting to leave. Suddenly, he found you attractive, your E/C eyes, H/C silky/bushy hair. He had been correct on your beauty.


•Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together•


“Don’t listen to her L/N. Your not made out of plastic.” Draco said, you looked up at him with a disagreeing look.


•Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together•}


You said, “Don’t you get it? No one will love you if your unattractive, Alphabet Boy.”


He only pulled you up and kissed you. Draco’s lips shoved onto yours as he savored your soft, cherry tasting lips, Draco pulled away and breathed; he loves you and your intelligence, “But I love you.”

anonymous asked:

can i see those jealous kaisoo pics and gifs of yours? pls pls

of course! there are lots of them that are a little delusional so im gonna stick to the ones that are really obvious

lets start off with a classic bc jongins face here is sO GOOD I LAUGH EVERYTIME

what are you doing jongin whats your hand doing on baekhyuns waist

jongins gonna have a long talk w/ jongdae later

why taemin and not me

baekhyun u little bitch

get your filthy hands off my kyungsoo

when kangin was molesting having fun with soo

hi can u leave my bf alone tAHNK U

why are u sitting on sehuns lap

fucking whore

jongins face in this one is priceless bc hes like haha what are u smiling at baekhyun oh wait thats kyungsoo damn u baekhyun

fucKING BYUN BAEKHYUN U PIECE OF SHIT

and here jongdae strikes again bc why the hell not

stop it pls

kyungsoos not gonna let u get away with this

jongin sees kyungsoo having fun with guys that are NOT HIM

what are u doing soo stop it thats not me

ok thats it i swear there are a lot of other moments but i lost them/didnt save them on my computer cause im trash. oh and i wanted to put one more but i think its too big or sth because this thing doesnt let me upload it im so sad

hope u like this tho

160109 Musical & Healing Concert : Donghae wanted to ask about the musical and he gave the mic to a girl and she was his fan! He asked her about the musical and the only thing the girl said was ‘I LOVE YOU’ . She said she came from far away and that her friend gave her the seat and she just kept the mic with her and donghae was like ….ehrm. He ended up laughing so hard cos the one interviewing was her instead of him, she asked to shake hands haha. He was like ‘ehrm..  no time’ and she apologized to the audience but didnt give the mic and was like ok ok i will cut it here XD [c]