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@koitoshi asked for Kenma and Kuroo wearing glasses and i was like siGN ME UP

Slasher Love 4

Somewhere in the same town, Eric L. McKinney was playing Left 4 Dead until the slut he has called would come. Eric knew how women worked, at first they do their bitch because a real man like him shouldn’t have the right to relaxed a little but they instantly shut up with a little pecs bouncing and the view of his giant fuckstick, so easy. He was about to crown a witch when his phone rang, as his avatar was getting his ass savaged, he picked up his phone.

-Yeah… What?! You’re gonna be late! Well fuck you then, I’m gonna jack off before you bring you lazy cunt here, screw you slut!

He hang up at her and ease himself thanks to his video game. At least, his games were always there when he needed them, he quickly return to his pissed off mode when a jockey jump at his avatar which stuck the video game in a glitch where his character was giving a blowjob to an ugly zombie. Throwing his gamepad at the screen, he was startled and jumped out off his bed when he heard someone ringing at his door. Catching his composure and alpha male confidence, he opened the door and mimic one of his sexy face.

-Ahhhh!

Eric screamed in a high-pitched-voice when he saw a ghoulish undead in front of him. Inspecting the person, he tried to see the clue that proved that it was just a costume.

-Is that supposed to be a naughty outfit? Because I’m not really into that…

The cadaver smiled at the jock’s stupidity before rushing at him and pinning him down. Eric’s face was stuck against the floor while his bubble butts were facing his attacker.

-You piece of shit! Leave me alone, I’m a loaded as fuck so don’t you dare raping me or I will sue you!

Sleazy laughter came out of the rotten corpse’s mouth as he opened it and lick with his blueish tongue the reluctant stud’s cheek. Eric wiggled against his strong grip but it was useless as the ghoul’s chest cavity break into a mold hole which revealed a grayish larva-like creature with a big snake mouth who drooled with starvation for the attractive piece of meat in front of him. Eric screamed as the phallus-shaped basilisk bit his back and forced his way into him. Eric’s torso was rumbling as it was invaded by the creature. “Get the fuck out of me! You think some shit like you can overpower me?! I’m stronger than yooouuu Unggg!”. Eric’s barking quickly turned into begging and crying as he struggled for the control of his motor functions but the ravenous critter knew that they would get the upper hand at one moment. “UNNG! Please get out me! I can give you money! PLEEAAASE! ARGGHHHH!”. Suddenly, the creature extended into a dildo-like tentacle around his spine before thrusting his teeth into his brain as the stud screamed in pain one more time. Finally, the athlete suffering face change into a relaxed smirk before turning into a malicious and corrupted version of his usual confident grin. “Eric” quickly get up thanks to his powerful strength as he admire the Greek-like architecture of his new vessel. His devious smile quickly came down when someone else rang.

-Hgg. Just when the fun begin.

The beast inside Eric was so deep into the ecstasy of possessing and enjoying his gorgeous host that they forget that their tail was still hanging out of Eric’s back, so while Eric put on his shirt, the creature’s tail quickly dive into his body.

-Remember Giganteus, be diplomatic with those mortals.

Eric/Giganteus move to the door with annoyance as he opened it, behind it was a beautiful woman who was covered by light and glitz of glamor.

-Get the fuck out!

Eric slammed the door before jumping on his bed and exploring his body. How lucky he was, this host was enough young to last long and enough virile to  contain the sexual hormones of the parasite into his body. Eric flexed his biceps as he licked and chewed his burly biceps. In the passenger seat, Eric was desperately shouting against the invader inside him, even if he was a narcissist, he would have never acted like that. “Hmm, I can’t remember tasting something like that since centuries! You taste like some hunky spartan boy!”. Eric hugged himself as he moaned in pure pleasure, he laughed as he could feel everything that the real Eric was thinking. Then, he grabbed his pecs and bounced them inside his palms, they were so fucking beefy! He pinched his nipples and twitched them as he moaned and close his eyes. His hands passed on his contracting abs before grabbing his member through the fabric. He could felt it growing, so he torn off his underwear with his powerful might. The real Eric begged him to not doing that. “Why boy? You don’t enjoying that? Boo-hoo, too bad because we’re gonna be best mates for a long run you and me!”. Giganteus looked at his dick and was amazed by the size, he groped his balls with one hand while the other was stroking his thick shaft. “Ohhh fuck boy! You must the best host I ever this decade! I wish I could find a spell to make you mine forever! And this voice! So juvenile yet full of manliness! OHHH!”. Soon, Eric’s balls were filled with man juice as precum leaked from his hard rod. The hand grabbing his balls moved to his chest and caressed his shaved torso. “Man! No hair at all! You’re sure a baby boy! Together we’re gonna be real man, hairy and shit!”. Giganteus imagined transforming his host into a more manful version of him which grossed out the real Eric who cried for control. The rush of pleasure and wrestling inside him was so strong that the two Eric both roared as his boner blasted white gold all over his sturdy vigorous thighs and sturdy abs. Tears flowed on the cum shot on his cheek as the real Eric manifested “Please give me back my body! I can’t withstand this! PLEASSUUNNNNGGGG! FUCK! It’s mine! NOOOO!… You fuckboy… UNNNG! Shut the fuck up you pussy! What kind of alpha male cry like that! You pathetic queer! Thankfully, now I am inside you to honor this herculean body!” Eric gripped some cum trickling on his hairy leg, as he opened his hand he saw that some of his leg hair were mixed with his cum. He smiled and devour the mixture with hunger. “Hmm! So salty! It’s tickling my palate! This semen is abounding of boldness and virility! I hope you can’t withstand this because I planned to stay here for a lot of time!”. The beast creamed his toned body with his own cum, giving him a fragrance of an untamed virility, even in his ass or his hairy armpits. “Well baby boy, what about a quick nap… With the Jeeper Creeper’s death, we have enough testosterone possession essence in this town to bring all of my friends… Soon all of your hunky friends would be ours and guess what? All the twinks that you have bullied with them would become our sex slaves! That’s right boy, you’re gonna be into some fag shit! But don’t worry, we’re gonna be a real alpha male! And what would be better than to celebrating this at the Prom? Hahaha!” Eric fell asleep as he snored like a slumbering lion.

————-

Gary was tied up to a chair while his mom was in the kitchen, since Billy’s disappearance, Gary was babbling which was bothering Jake.  

-Gary! Do you hear me?

-Worthless… I am worthless, nobody would love me…

-Gary! Please!

-It’s useless young man, my son is under the spell of the Jeeper Creeper’s pheromones. The only way to stop it is that you have to drink that potion but keeping it in your mouth.

-What is it? Jake began to drink it.

-It’s crocodile’s cum.

-Wha…

-Keep it in your mouth and kiss Gary. Then, pour the potion inside his mouth… If you need me, call me because I would be in the kitchen, I don’t want to see my son in this kind of situation.

Jake leaned toward Gary to kissed him, but he couldn’t stop wiggling, so he grabbed his chin resulting in an eye contact which lulled him.

-J-Jake, is that you?

-Yes.

Jake slowly slipped one of his fingers between Gary’s soft lips and opened them to pour the liquid in his mouth. Soon, all of his fingers were catching Gary’s lower jaw which allowed Jake to close his lips toward Gary’s ones, pushing their each others tongues. The mixture quickly flowed through his lover’s throat. The boy could feel the strong hands of the muscular stud on his jaw and another around his neck, almost choking him. However, he liked that and we was blushing as every marks of his late bully’s toxin were replaced by the potion and his boyfriend’s dominant presence.

-Jake… You kissed me… It was so hot.

-I love you Gary.

-I love you too.

The couple kissed again but Gary’s mom was still anxious.

-Something’s wong M'am Gary’s mother?

-I can feel a dangerous energy outside.

————-

Josh Mitchell had just finished his football training, but unusually he didn’t go to the showers this time. Indeed, the coach was more pissed off than usual because two of the best teammates had just left, so he forced the team to train even more. On top that, the coach punished him by forcing him to do 101 push-ups, of course he could easily do this shit because he was an alpha, but it was more of a humiliation you see. You know, Josh is one more of those stereotyped jocks who had to prove their big balls by insulting others, so when the coach asked where was Billy and Jesse, he answered that they were probably doing a cunnilingus which angered the coach. Also, the coach is Josh’s uncle who is supposed to take care of him as his parents never had time for him. Nevertheless, his uncle was a wreck who envied his dad and abused Josh. Unknown to him, his nephew had planned a prank with his friends, a creative one. In fact, they would paint on the coach’s car ‘Faggot’ and run away. However, Josh created the prank the same day so none of his friends had a paint spray, thus they had to wait until one of Josh’s friends was searching this item. Fortunately, his uncle, was occupied by something else in his office. There was a weird voice in his head, telling him how much his life was nothing compared to his brother’s one, plus his son would be successful like him while he would still had nothing. Suddenly, the voice told him to check his car and when he arrived, he saw his nephew and his friends degrading his car, he shouted which made his Josh’s friends run away but not him as he had earphones. Jock was laughing as he grabbed by the collar and thrown in the locker room.

-You dumb meathead, we share the same car!

-Relax, it’s just a prank.

-A prank?! You know what you are? Just a spoiled kid, you don’t deserve to be in this team!

-Shut up you old fuck! You think that my dad didn’t told me things about you? Boo-hoo, poor Baby John, in love with his brother, sucking his cocks for one coin, haha!

-He told you about that? B-but it was supposed to be a secret!

-A secret? Bwahaha! The whole family know about that you decrepit queer! By the way, if my father told me to come here was also because I had to told you that you were disinherited, so happy bad-day you cocksucker, haha!

-No… YOU NOISY BRAT!

John grabbed one more time his nephew and forcefully removed his shirt.

Josh tried to resist but it was useless and his uncle lifted his legs and torn off his pants.  

-You crazy pervert! Let me go!

-I told to shut the fuck up!

Soon, he was naked and ashamed as he was pushed into a shower stall as his uncle deviously smiled at him. Josh tried to escape but his uncle didn’t allow him to.

-Come on my dear nephew, take your shower, you smell like some horny pig!

A terrified Josh took his shower as his depraved uncle admired his wet and tanned body. John couldn’t resist, his nephew looked like his young dad, he was John’s lost brother. How much time John dreamed to fuck his brother, but also to clean this arrogant smile around his face, he was always the favorite son! And his son too. No, he couldn’t let one more jock ruining him, he needed his revenge. Consequently, he was closer and closer toward the scared stud who was trembling.

-Come on Josh! Where’s the alpha male now? Woof Woof! Haha! You’re just like a tiny rabbit! Yeah, you got one hot gym bunny body! I could devour you in one bite, Yum!… Now come on little Johnny, wipe yourself!

John threw a towel against his nephew’s dick who squeaked.

-What’s wrong big boy? Your daddy didn’t teach you that your pee pee was sensitive?

-Please uncle John! Let me go! I promise I will help you to…

-Ooh you will help me, but not the way you think.

As Josh finished to wash his head, he saw that his uncle was also naked.

-What do you think, boy? Nice isn’t it? I bet yours is better than your father’s one!

-Please, I-I’m so sorry! I will do anything for you but…

-Shhhh! You already say all I need to hear my pretty bottom boyslut.

At that moment, John knew what he wanted, he wanted the flesh and blood of his tormentor of a brother, begging him to stop, he wanted the future of the favorite son being his whore, he wanted to break the thing his brother loved the most. What a delightful sensation, his nephew, a manly hunk who was much more muscular than him, was afraid. He was finally his turn to laugh. Thus, he approached his nephew like a starving predator toward his prey.  

-You know what Johnny-boy? I prefer that we let the water running, I’m stinking don’t you think?

-Uh-huh.

-So smell my balls!

-W-what?

-I told you to do that, you filthy swine!

-Alright… *Sniifff* Is that-URGHH!

-Yeah boy! Suck my rod nicely!

John firmly grabbed his nephew’s head with his hands and pushed it back and forth against his cock. Josh was squirming but he couldn’t do anything to stop that. His uncle moaned and closed his eyes as hot water dropped on him,  stimulating every erogenous zones in his body. With the heat, his bursting repressed rage and the arousal of his virgin penis made the coach sweat which flowed on his hapless nephew tanned skin. The coach could felt that his staff was like clay between his submissive nephew’s teeth. His eyelids were glued and he couldn’t open them because he wanted to sense and hear the junior’s yelps for help. Plus, the sweat all over him soon became mixed with the sweltering water, his drooling and both men crying. Josh was obviously bawling because of the disgrace for his manliness while John was crying because he was overjoyed by the whole situation, he was violating and raping not only his nephew, but also everything his brother and his family abased him of. Soon, he climaxed in the athlete’s mouth, but something was weird, the coach’s semen and his dick was spread up to the end of his nephew’s throat even if his member never was that long. After that, the helpless Josh tried to pull of his uncle’s penis from his mouth but John’s hands were still forcing his mouth around his member. Consequently, as the jock moved his head around, the coach’s dick was like rubber as it extended without any pain. The coach looked at his muggy body who was literally melting. Therefore, the coach had an idea, what if he could enter in his hot nephew? Anyway, he has nothing to lose now, he had to try because he was nothing more than a half man half blob creature. Then, he thrusted his jelly crotch into his victim’s esophagus. Josh wailed as his lungs were filled with goo, his washboard abs inflated as he tried to flee. It fruitless for him as he couldn’t run because of his swollen belly and also because there only his uncle’s ooze head left outside. The sludge coach laughed with his new deepened baritone before kissing his nephew’s lips and introduce himself in his howling nephew. Josh tried to catch the intruder inside his body but his hands were quivering because of the unique feeling of being infested by someone of the same flesh. Then, his throbbing larynx was pushing further the slime inside him as he was choking, hollering and stuttering at the same time. “G-GET OUT OF ME! UNNGGG! I-I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT! NOOOOoooOOOHYEAAAH! Finally, this body is mine!”. Josh’s distressing face as now turned into his regular haughty one, but there was something distorted in it. “Josh” inhaled deeply as an air brimming with sweat and hormones infiltrate through his powerful chest as his pecs bloated and his nipples popped out. “Hmm. That’s right boy, you gonna kick out nobody 'cause you and me are the new dream team of this high school! Your play is terrible but now that I am in control I will use those muscles at their full potential! You must be asking, what about papa? This old shit will give us tons of money and after that I reveal that I am a fag to the whole family! Oorrr, maybe I could blackmail him into giving us all of his wealth if he doesn’t want his precious sportsman son to become a cum whore in gay porn? Yesss, I could even force him to suck my dick! I’m pretty sure pop would be keen on giving a blowjob to his dear son!”. John flexed Josh’s body one more time before heading out to the nearby gym. “It’s time to test this new body, boy”. As John was exploring his impressing muscles, Eric was outside, stalking the jock and observing him through a small window as he was biting his lips and masturbating.

————-

-So you’re telling us that by letting the Jeeper Creeper living, we’re fucked, and by destroying him, we’re also fucked?

-Language!… But yeah, pretty much… You see, this creature was like a testosterone container and his death resulted in a spreading of this manful energy around the whole town which attracted some vicious beats who know that this territory is now free. Soon, if we do nothing this whole city would be full of horny beefcakes obsessed by having sex with other males.

-And, is that supposed to be a bad thing?

-Well, if it was voluntarily, but all of these creatures are male possessors, so we can’t let these nefarious and horrible body snatchers here… It wasn’t in the aim of insulting you Jake.

-Yeah, no hard feelings.

-But Mom, what if we just saved the “good” ones and let the other being possessed?

-How could you say that?

-I’m sorry… But if the only thing that those creatures want is having gay sex with bodies who are wasting their attractiveness, I can’t blame them for that.

-Gary! Wash your tongue!

-Ohh! I don’t even have the right to say Kim Kardashian…

-So what do we do?

-First, you have to drink this potion, it would definitely protecting you from being possessed, even if you are yourself a possessor.

-What is it?

-Well… It’s also a potion made with various semens…

-No I’m asking myself what are those milk bottles in the fridge. *Drink*. Eww! It tastes like a mix of vegemite and marmite!  

-Yep! It’s because nobody likes those flavours!

-It’s weird, did you put aphrodisiac in those potions M'am Gary’s mom?

-Well… Sadly, those potions have a side effect which fastly excite the one who drink them.

-Mom, is that normal that most of your rituals involve me having gay sex?

-Look, it’s not my fault if my spellbook is telling me that making love is good for your safety!

-I’m sorry M’m Gary’s mother, but I think I would really enjoy having a loud night with your son.  

-Fine. I will sleep in a motel in the fairy dimension. Call me with the crystal ball if you need me.

————-  

John/Josh was lifting weights during an hour and he wasn’t tired yet. “UNGG! Impressive! This stud stamina much be better for sex!”. The girls were eyeing at him, so John flashed a handsome smile and flexed his muscles for them, he was gay but he enjoyed being the Casanova chick magnet. Then, before the gym closed, he took a picture of his glistening toned body that he put in a lot of gay sites.

“Yeah boy! It’s me the master of this vigorous body! Think you’re a top dog? You’re nothing but a top cat, a top pussy! But now that I am inside you it’s finished. Whatever happened to Baby Josh? Haha! Now I’m a real alpha male!” The gym owner told him to leave, so Josh took off his tank top and throw it at the bear before he kissed him deeply. As he left, he could hear the muscle mountain squeeing and smelling his sweaty tank. “Shit, I could conquer this whole world with this new body.”. A wicked grin appear on Josh’s pretty face as he headed toward the coach’s house which was a storage locker. John really liked walking shirtless during the night, his body was hot and the contact with the coldness was a real turn on as he could feel every muscles in his body contracting. Suddenly, he looked behind him and noticed a guy photographing him. “It’s okay dude, you want to admire the merchandise? Feel free!” Josh posed in front of the horny paparazzi who seemed to love his job just for this moment.

-You like that, right?

-Yeah the camera love you!  

Soon, Josh perfect tanned skin became paler as his uncle’s presence inside him became stronger but his body was bulging because of his infestation.

-Come on you can do better than that!

-Maybe this?

-Yesss! This is perfection! You’re a porn star, aren’t you?

-Haha, no sorry… Wait, I heard this voice before… It was you in my office?

-Hmm… Well, I can’t pretend anymore. Yeah it was me, clever and hunky, one lucky boy.

-Are you the one who give me those possessions powers?

-Yep! Your brain must be as big as your muscles!

-You’re gonna blackmailing me?

-Noo! Don’t worry! We have more in common than you think… My real name is Giganteus, but my vessel’s name is Eric.

-Hmm, nice choice… Not as good as my nephew, but still sexy. *Drool*… So what do you want from me?

-Oh, I want you to enjoy this second youth, to have fun as much as you want. But most of all, I want you to be my soul mate.

-S-soul mate?

-Yeesss! Together we can be stronger! Don’t you think that bullying must be over? Now it’s the turn of the preys to become and possessed the predators! I will be the one who will led this and you could the one by my side if you accept my proposal!

-I don’t know… There is one way to see if I can’t trust you.

-What is it?

-Let’s see how much of a man you are, big boy!

John opened his storage locker which was in fact a sex dungeon, he pushed Eric on the waterbed as both men smiled deviously and undressed.  

-You think you can teach me how to be the dominant mister sweaty coach?

-I think you will see what really mean the word Giganteus!

The studs wrestled for being at the top as Eric bit Josh’s neck who groaned. The slime-filled stud pinched the parasitized jock’s nipples who moaned and punched his rock hard abs.

-Your belly is solid, that’s good.

-How, there’s harder in me!

John dived his dick straight inside Eric’s boycunt who grabbed his squared shoulders and yelled.

-Oh fuck yeah! I want more!

-You admit that I am the dominant?

-Yeah! Fuck me please!

John/Josh grinned and pushed his tongue inside Eric’s barking mouth as he thrusted deeper and deeper inside his hole. Then, Eric grabbed Josh’s bubble butts and slapped his firm cheeks. Their saliva mixed together as they struggled together for being the dominant.

-Hmm! This feel so good!  

-You’re not as bad I thought.

-Ohh!… Asshole.

-Ung! Right now, it’s me who is inside yours.  

Eric bit bottom Josh’s lips and licked two of his fingers which were dug into Josh’s anus as he stretched his virgin hole with both of his hands. Josh’s sweat was slipping on his glistening pecs to the peak of his pink nipples as they fell and slided between Eric’s chiseled six pack. Josh caressed Eric’s brawny back and clawed it every time his lover’s hole strengthen around his dick.  

-Ooh shit! I feel it coming!

-UNNG! Don’t you dare cumming before me, bottom slut! UNngfuckAHHHH!

Josh and Eric roared as they climaxed together, covering their toned bodies with jizz which sprayed on Eric’s bouncing pecs as Josh embraced him closer with his muscular biceps. Then, he rubbed his fingers on Eric’s wet boypussy and put them in his mouth before kissing him with semen between their tongues.

-Hmm. Nice taste.

-You’re joking? My manjuice is pure manliness.

-Our hosts will lean how to appreciate gay sex…

-… Because, why in the world we would leave these stallions? Haha.

————-  

The following day, Gary and Jake were running to their high school, Gary’s hair was messy because of the wild night which get them sound asleep, waking up late for school and prevented Gary to fix his hair.

-Gary? Have you enjoyed our night?

-Of course! We cummed at the same time, it was so hot!

-Yeah… Also, it was good when with your fingers and my butts, you…

-Fingered you?

-Yes… And did liked that I kissed and thrusted into you?

-Obviously! Your muscles were so sweaty!  

-And you were barking like a little puppy!

-Hey!

-Miss me, miss me, now you have to kiss me!

Jake began to run faster than Gary who tried to catch him. The two were soon in a race as Gary was laughing. Jake loved seeing Gary happy, the sunshine was sparking into his tangled hair. His boy began to tire, thus Jake lifted him and carried him into a bridal pose as both of them chuckled before kissing again.

Meanwhile, at Lake Flaccid, Eric and Josh were swimming and making out in the water. Giganteus was appreciating the sun on his ripped body while John was doing an “underwater exploration”.

Eric was taking pleasure as the light was warming up every parts of his perfect skin and penetrate the muscles in it. His enjoyment was soon dismissed when Josh called him.

-Hey Colossus, stop playing the model and bring your nice ass down here!

Eric rolled his eyes before diving into the lake as Josh came and hugged him.

-I don’t know what this lake is named Flaccid, my morning wood is real hard right now!

-It’s because of a legend. They said that a crocodilian monster was living in this lake and that only the semen of manly men could appease his wraith.

-Hmm, manly men? Like us, haha. Well, let’s give to this crocodile some hibernation.

Josh lifted Eric and kissed his abs, his pecs and his sublime lips. Eric smirked but quickly look away which worried Josh.

-What’s wrong?

Eric was looking at Gary and Jake who were going through here at their way to the high school.

-Eric, who are they?

-Enemies.

anonymous asked:

give me awkward first times or give me death

I’m not sure if this was a prompt or not BUT I TOOK IT AS ONE SO HERE YOU GO ANON!!!!!!

Rating: T (cursing and kissing) 

A 1,000 Kisses Starts with an Awkward 1

It’s, hot. It’s so hot. And crowded. But he’s close, and that’s all Oikawa can feel, all he can think about, how close Iwaizumi is. His heart is a rock in his chest, a heavy diamond of compressed heat that’s making it hard to breathe.

“I don’t know if I can do this Iwa-chan!” He sputters and squeezes Iwaizumi’s arm again.

“Oh come on it’s not that bad.” Iwaizumi rolls his eyes, his lips teetering into a smile.

“It’s just so high! I’ve never been that far off the ground,” Oikawa says, tilting his chin up to the sky, the glow of lights like laughter in the dark, bubbling in rays off the Ferris wheel.

“It’s just–” Iwaizumi pauses stepping forward and giving their tickets.

“–a Ferris wheel ride,” His fingers drift along Oikawa’s arm and trace his palm until they hug his fingers, the warmth almost too much in Oikawa’s sweaty palms, and he knows Iwaizumi notices but he knows he doesn’t care, so he doesn’t pull away, he lets Iwaizumi pull him into the car, alone and stumbling.

It’s old and wobbly, and Oikawa holds tight to Iwaizumi’s arm, keeping his eyes closed until Iwaizumi gets him to open them.

“Come on open your eyes, the best part is watching yourself get closer to the sky” Iwaizumi shakes Oikawa tugging towards the railing between the seats. Oikawa blinks open his eyes in the dark, seeing Iwaizumi first, so close, and then turning and the stars glimpse over the city lights invading their night. Oikawa lets his breath come free in his chest, gasping at the sight and squeezes Iwaizumi’s arm again.

“Iwa-chan it’s beautiful.” He whispers and glances at Iwaizumi staring out into the distance.

“Yeah, it is.” Iwaizumi tries his best not to look too much at Oikawa, tries his best not to make it awkward. Can’t stare too long no matter how much he wants to lose himself in Oikawa’s eyes, can’t hold him too close because he doesn’t want to be too pushy even though he’s so warm and smells so good, can’t kiss him yet because, because- he’s not sure how- too scared to try. Iwaizumi glances again, glance number 12. He looks at Oikawa’s lips as it’s bitten between Oikawa’s teeth and somehow loses his thoughts in the idea of pressing up against Oikawa and tasting him for the first time. Iwaizumi turns-

“Oik-”

Their noses are the first to meet, then their teeth and the sour pain pushes them away from each other holding their noses and groaning.

“Oh my god I’m so sorry,” Oikawa says, and his voice is almost trapped in his throat, he can’t look away from Iwaizumi, he can’t sever his focus from the horror of his action. His head floods with heat, the burning hue casting over his ears and neck, filling his cheeks to the brim with embarrassment. He covers his own mouth trying not to cry.

“I’m so sorry.” He repeats. His hand moves from his mouth to his eyes, covering his whole face.

“Ahhhh, can I just disappear,” he whispers stepping back and falling into the seat behind him. The car rocks and Oikawa sucks in a breath, they’re at the top.

“Don’t say that, just, just try again.” Iwaizumi slips next to him, holding him steady with a hand on his back as Oikawa tries not to notice the racing of his heart.

“No, I’ll just mess up again-”

“No- please, try again.” Iwaizumi’s fingers press lightly into Oikawa’s back, urging him.

“Are you sure?” Oikawa asks his brow furrowing just a bit. Iwaizumi’s about ready to jump forward if this boy doesn’t kiss him soon, to possibility making his heart race faster by the second. Iwaizumi nods, sitting straight and trying to appear relaxed.  

“Just maybe try a little slower.” he says as Oikawa turns towards him.

“I’m not liable for any bodily harm.” He says, and Iwaizumi laughs, a snort escaping from his nose and he bites his lips. Oikawa smiles, his cheeks glowing red, and before Iwaizumi can say something Oikawa’s lips are so close he can taste his breath, like bubblegum and mint filling his entire universe.

Oikawa inches forward until their lips just brush, and then falls forward and presses fully into Iwaizumi. Their breaths hitch at the warmth of each other their eyes closed and Oikawa can feel how warm Iwaizumi is, even warmer than before. Then his lips are cold, and he opens his eyes, Iwaizumi’s cheeks in flames.

“So does that liability term include my stolen heart?” Iwaizumi whispers it so close to Oikawa’s lips he almost melts, his breath making his cheeks flush and then his words sending him into a spiral of giggles. He pushes Iwaizumi away.

“Shut up Iwa-chan, stop being so fucking smooth!” He turns towards the window pretending to pout.

Iwaizumi tries not to laugh, covering his mouth with his hand then biting his lips and tilting his head when he sees Oikawa peer at him over his shoulder.  

He scoots forward towards Oikawa and pulls on his arm. He pulls his arm away easily and Oikawa looks at him, then closes his eyes as he leans forward again. Each kiss lasted only a moment, but Oikawa forgot each time to count, lost in how heavy his body feels wrapped in that warmth.

He keeps his eyes closed when Iwaizumi pulls away, trying to memorize the feeling of Iwaizumi’s fingers on his waist and arms and the patterns he sews on his lips when they’re pressed together.

“First Ferris wheel ride, first kiss-”

“First kiss?”  Oikawa’s eyes pop open when Iwaizumi interrupts him.

Iwaizumi’s brow twitches, the whites of his eyes showing in the dark. Oikawa’s cheeks burn brighter though, and he can feel their heat spread to his neck and ears and chest and fill him until his heart can’t seem to cool.

“You’re joking–” Iwaizumi sits up but leans closer when Oikawa shakes his head.

“First kiss, second kiss-” Oikawa takes a daring leap and moves closer pressing forward a soft kiss to just the tips of Iwaizumi’s lips.

“Third-” He continues before his smile takes over his expression. Iwaizumi bows his head and smiles, looking at Oikawa through his lashes then tilting his head back, fidgeting in his hearts unsettled fluttering. Iwaizumi tugs on Oikawa’s hand, pulling him towards him and kissing him fully, the lights air in their chest filling with weight until they pull away again.

“Fourth-” Oikawa whispers and smiles.

“Shall we keep counting?” Iwaizumi leans closer and whispers it near Oikawa’s ear, and can almost see the shiver run up his neck when he does.

“You know I can count to a hundred right?” Oikawa teases.

“And I to a thousand.”  

Oikawa can’t answer with words, his heart holding too tightly on his voice and his air trembling inside him. He laughs, pulling Iwaizumi closer again, the moon casting into their car as they begin their descent to the ground.

They lost count somewhere in the night.   

Domestic Freewood

A list of freewood ideas that I kept track of during many rambling sessions with Lauren (@cutehaywood)

I feel like Ryan would definitely do all the cooking but Gavin would be sitting on the counter asking him stupid questions the whole time. Whenever Ryan needed something out of the pantry behind Gavin, Gavin wouldn’t move unless Ryan gave him a little kiss. 

They do date night and go mini golfing and Gavin ends up winning but Ryan was just losing on purpose so he could se Gavin jump around all excited. They can never go back to the one mini golf place because Gavin tripped into the windmill during his excitement. 

They’re playing video games but Gavin just ends up falling asleep in Ryan’s lap with his head on his shoulder. So Ryan’s just playing with his arms wrapped around him. Maybe a cat is snuggling with them too. Gavin wakes up a little bit when the cat joins and just makes quiet happy noises.

They go on a really long road trip and they’re holding hands while Ryan drives and Gavin plays scrabble or word searches on his phone. And he keeps asking Ryan for big words, and like one like “something cute upon first sight but actually annoying” and Ryan’s like “you”. Eventually Gavin falls asleep why Ryan drives through the night but they’re still holding hands

While Ryan is out Gavin finds a box of his old stuff and there’s a letterman jacket and Gavin thinks it like an old 80s movie so he wears it and when Ryan gets home he’s like “Ryan I’m your cheerleader!”

Gavin also finds old modeling photos but Ryan tries to hide them because he feels bad about it now. Gavin just prints up all his photos he’s taken of Ryan laughing or smiling and writes little notes like “I like your laugh more than anyone’s in the world” or like “the 90s were overrated, plus I didn’t know you then so I love you more now” and then he puts them all over the house so Ryan can see them.

Gavin does film and photography and their house is filled with gorgeous candid shots of Ryan. And Ryan’s like “why am I the only one up on the walls, I want photos of you too” and Gavin is like “aww ry you can put up some of you want.” So the next day the house is filled with picture of Gavin laughing and smiling but there’s also a few of him making stupid faces.

Ryan’s working at home and Gavin steps into the house with a box and Ryan’s all like "whatcha got there bud” and he hears a shuffle and Gavin’s like “nothing it’s uhhh stuff for my camera” but then it meows. Ryan asks “you did not smuggle a cat into our house, right?” Gavin just responds with “but Ryannn, look at its little face I couldn’t just leave him. I’ll let you name him if you just let me keep him.” A few days later Gavin noticed a collar on the cat with the name tag "smuggle” on it.

Ryan changes the wifi to “will you marry me” and the password is yes but Gavin already knows that Ryan knows he’ll say yes so he tries typing in no and a little message that says “you prick” pops up.

Gavin hears Ryan talking to himself and starts to walk toward him until he realizes Ryan is talking to the cat like “I guess you’re not so bad, your other dad is kind of annoying but I understand why you like him, I like him too.”

Gavin steals Ryan’s dress shirt to run around in just his underwear and recreate the Risky Business dance scene. Ryan catches him sliding around and just quirks his eyebrow, but then the next day Ryan is in a shirt that’s super tight on him but not it a unflattering way, it’s just perfectly small. And Gavin is speechless when he turn the corner to see Ryan standing there as he reaches for something in his tiny shirt. 

Ryan just lifts gavin while he’s in a pile of blankets to take him to bed. He doesn’t realize the cat is in there too until it’s too late. 

They go camping and have a tent to watch the stars as they fall asleep. They’re in one sleeping bag all snuggly and Ryan reads Gavin to sleep. Ryan might flub a word and Gavin would sleepy giggle into his shoulder as he falls asleep.

Walking on the beach at night too, the moon on the water, holding hands and walking through the shallow water. But then they get in a sand fight until Ryan just grabs gavin and chucks him on his shoulder. They’re both giggling and Gavin is squeaking for Ryan to put him down so he pulls him so he’s cradling him in his arms and gives him a little kiss on the nose. Now Gavin says "I’m too tired to walk ry” so Ryan just carries Gavin back in his arms until they get to the campsite. Gavin gets quiet and sleepy too, so Ryan tries to keep him talking by asking what British words mean and trying to pronounce them in a British accent to make Gavin giggle.

Gavin knows a little Italian and Ryan tries to guess what he says, but he keeps guess stupid things like “I’m stupid? You’re stupid? uhh, you like cats? I don’t know what are you saying Gav.” Gavin is quietly laughing and just says "Ryan! I’m saying ‘you’re my absolute favorite’” and Ryan just blushes

Ryan wakes up in the morning before Gavin and doesn’t want to wake him but he cant move because Gavin is holding him so tight. He just starts playing with Gavin’s hair and whispering “I love you” to him until he sleepily opens his eyes to smile at Ryan.

Ryan uses Gavin as lifting weights but he lifts him while Gavin is working. He squaks as Ryan just keeps curling him, until Gavin starts giggling and gives him a peck on the cheek each time he lifts him to his face.

anonymous asked:

Bakugou's voice cracking in the new episode cracked my own heart... ;;;

Bakugou crying will always make me cry too, that’s just a set rule of this universe (;;) terribly enough tho today I’m not the best person to have a feels fest with cause, uh, actually I spent most of the episode being annoyed at the way the fight and most of Bakugou’s moods were being adapted so hahahHAHAHA 

Samsie-Revenge is Sweet

So over on @ask-joeydrewstudios I remember this ask and decided to write a fic, where the worker from that ask, along with another worker getting their revenge on Susie.

No, nothing bad happens to her, she’s fine!

Also give a HUGE congratulations to @ask-joeydrewstudios her blog hit 2K so here is a gift as well for her. CONGRATS BUD!!!

Enjoy!

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