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Something New- Chapter 1 (Trixya) - Julie

AN: Hi guys, this is my first time submitting and I’m really nervous. English also isn’t my first language so apologies in advance for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes. Thanks for reading! - Julie

Brian is a single dad who just moved to La with his daughter. There he meets his somewhat weird neighbour Katya.

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anonymous asked:

hi emma! i love love love youuu and your voice. it's just so soothing askfjdiklsls. do you have any plans to do a face reveal?! this is not my actual question but i just really really adore you 💘 so anywayyy do you know any alternatives to an arc notebook from staples that you have? i can't seem to get them but the loose-leaf notebook system really interests me! sorry if my english is horrible, it's not my first language 😣

Hi! Ah, thank you so much! I found my voice so weird on that video. It seems slightly higher than usual I think because I was nervous :’-) I plan to reveal it when I start doing YouTube properly. I really don’t want it to be a big thing because that will freak me out!! :O Thank you so much though. Some alternatives are:

Hope this helps x

okaynextcrisis  asked:

MIGHT i suggest Kiss at Pine Lake: an executive is sent by her boss/boyfriend to buy out her old summer camp so they can build developments on the land, only the camp is now run by another former camper she had a thing with back in the day (but lost touch with due to Tragic Circumstances), who can't pay his bills but has no intention of selling? Is this not actually perfect?

I love you. It is indeed actually perfect. Thank you, @okaynextcrisis for the fabulous Hallmark prompt, and thank you @cassiopeiasara for the beta reading and great advice.

If Laura could have done one thing differently in her life, it would have been keeping her seat next to the weird nose-picker in her freshman English lit class at the University of Washington. If she’d stuck it out next to him, she might have never met Richard Adar, and she might not be looking over a perfectly pristine 6 acres of land next to Pine Lake, a large, ambitiously named pond that fed into Lake Chelan, trying to figure out how many trees the state of Washington would let them bulldoze to build the 340 condo units Adar Development so desperately wanted to build.

“Lotta trees,” the camp manager said.

No shit, Sherlock, she thought, but she kept her mouth shut. A lot of trees, indeed, trees with rope swings and obstacle courses, somewhat frayed but still swinging in the late summer breeze. Trees that gave shelter to a small army of campers every summer, until Adar Development found the land and sent her to supervise the acquisition.

It wasn’t hard to find the site, once she saw the map – it was the same route her parents drove from Bellevue to the lake every summer to drop off Laura and her sisters for a month of forced childhood fun.

Forced for Laura, fun for Cheryl and Sandra. Somewhere in the attic of her parents’ house, there was a box of macramé and ceramics, collected over eight years of summer camp at this very spot. While she stood and surveyed the grounds, mentally making notes of the hills that would need to be graded and the water lines that would need to be laid in place, she saw herself ducking under a tree to read while she was supposed to be learning to play tennis.

“Shame to bulldoze the tennis courts. Then again, tennis was never my game,” he said.

“Mine either.”

“So I hear.” With that, he turned and strolled down the path that used to lead to the boys’ cabins, but now led to what would be the development’s fully appointed fitness center.

Treadmills and a yoga studio. That nose-picker in her Lit seminar went on to make probably a cool ten million at Amazon, and here she was, bulldozing her childhood so that people could do downward dog where she learned to French braid her hair. Not for the first time, she cursed that empty seat next to Richard Adar. She switched seats and wound up sitting next to him in English Lit, and he cheated off of her for the next four years. Sixteen years after they graduated from college, she was still carrying him.

He was still cheating, and she was still helping him. This time, she was helping him cheat on his wife. And his tax returns, she was pretty sure, but she couldn’t for the life of her figure out which of the two was worse.

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it’s 100% canon that Yuuri and Victor learn each other’s languages and I love to think about them surprising each other with it?

because just imagine half-asleep Yuuri mumbling something in Japanese and Victor chuckling and answering him in the same language and Yuuri being suddenly very awake and affected and very very in love

or Victor and Yakov discussing some parts of Victor’s program in Russian and Yuuri casually adding his comment and Victor just staring at him for a second while Yuuri is blushing and internally freaking out he said it the wrong way

idk I just love to think of all those small moments and I’m so sure that after a couple years they’ll probably stop talk in English and use some weird mix of Japanese and Russian instead and for some reason it makes me really happy to imagine this

NCT irl at Kcon2017

Oooohhhh fuck can I just start off with they’re all really fucking attractive and pictures don’t do them justice? Like seriously pictures cannot contain how perfect they are.

Taeil: He’s super cute like really cute. His body is even cute. He’s like right in the middle not super tall but not short. When u look at his face u just wanna smile. Really smooth skin like u wanna rub it, it’s like after u shave ur legs. Has big puppy dog eyes like u finna get lost in them shits sis. His hair is very nice and looks healthy, his hair kinda looks weird sometimes in photos but it really suits him irl!!! Some girl got chosen for Doyoung and Taeil to sing a song to her and Taeil sang a Bruno mars song I’m sorry I really can’t remember what it’s called but you guys know that one Bruno mars love song. His English was PRECIOUS he has a very sweet sing song voice. Everyone melted when he sang the Bruno Mars song like GODDDD boy really can sing well!! He’s a super cute puppy flower boy, he gives off pretty boy vibes 🌸. He was smiling a smol cute little smile the whole time he was very precious and I just wanted to love him.

Taeyong: MY FUCKING BIAS. WOOOW HES SOOO ATTRACTIVE WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? I WAS IN THE RED CARPET TAKING PICS THEN HE CAME OUT AND I JUST I PUT MY PHONE DOWN AND STARED AT HIM I HAD TO EXPERIENCE HIS BEAUTY RIGHT THERE MY MOUTH GOT FUCKING DRY AT HIS BEAUTY. Super nice skin super cute lil sweet heart trying to please everyone fan interaction every time u turn around. When he dances he GETS INTO IT his hair flops all around it’s really adorable! He hits all his moves super sharp and it’s very pleasing to see. He had a solo before all the other boys came out and he KILT THAT SHIT everyone was in shock because it was so good. He was very nervous and I was like abt to cry bc that’s my baby and no. He was talking in English and messed up and he DID THE CUTEST SHIT EVER he just looked at the ground and started smiling and all the boys just patted his back everyone said “awww” tho so I hope that made him feel better. Really a perfectionist, tried his hardest to speak really good English, ohh boy his English voice is cuteeeeee. He kept taking his jacket off because he was gettin hot. Has nice arms, the boys weren’t lying ab those veins girl u can see them from miles away, he has nice hands too. He’s kinda like Taeil he’s not very tall he’s more on the shorter side but very nice thin pretty dancer body. He was so pretty?They had a little fan interaction wheel of fortune thingy and he kept doing all the little popular American dances he was gettin it in. On stage he’s got a very sexy idgaf vibe, but in reality he’s cute and quiet. A fan had the same hair color as him and when he walked by her he pointed to his hair and then hers and gave a thumbs up. In all he really works hard and you can tell he really cares for everyone especially his members, he’s very nervous but once he gets past that he’s super cute and wants to make sure fans have a good time. ALSO HES FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT EXPLAIN.

Johnny: BIG HES BIG TALL LEAN BUT MUSCULAR BUILD HE’S THE EPITOME OF A MAN. Very tall, I was at his elbow. He was right next to me and I almost fainted he was so hot. He has these little patches that look like irritated or inflamed skin on his left cheek near his neck and under his jaw his makeup artists covered it really well tho so I really couldn’t tell. He has flawless pore less skin it looked really soft and dewy. His hair was actual sex, the pictures don’t do him justice he fucking ROCKS this hair and it makes him give off sexy vibes. When I told him I loved him he gave me the sweetest smile ever and ugh I melted. Very polite baby!! Asked how everyone in my isle was doing and waved to everyone! I can’t get over how nice his body was I just wanted him to wrap me up in his arms so badly they looked so strong, his body is actually pretty wide but he’s lean and muscular, like he could engulf you. Bless those stylists tho bc his clothes fit him really well and he looked very cute. He’s a precious pure baby in a big sexy man body, he was smiling the whole concert everyone was PIPING HIS HEAD YO. He was talking and it got quiet and he was asking the members to show something and asking the girl who got picked for the song to pick a singing member and a girl in my isle screamed “I pick you Johnny” and he couldn’t contain his smile and laughter like he was cracking tf up. Every time it got quiet I would scream Johnny along with 2-3 other people in my isle and he would smile SO BIG. He was really happy, lots of Johnny stans there. His legs are big and long, when he dances you can see how big they are, he was smirking the whole cherry bomb choreo bc everyone kept screaming his name. In all he was extremely extremely handsome I wasn’t ready I had no idea how handsome he was! He’s so underrated please love him he deserves it. He’s a cute shy baby with a sexy face and body like he would treat u so well I can just tell. I really wanna meet him again!

Win win: PRINCE OF FUCKING CHINA. Huge eyes like they’re half his face. Symmetrical face with very nice features. Sort of round face. Good hair, pretty doll lips. He’s sort of on the shorter side and he’s thin but not as thin as Taeyong. He was gettin hyped, there were a lot of win win stans with little signs and stuff. He didn’t speak any English but listened very intently when Mark and Johnny and the others spoke English, you can tell he really wants to learn. I feel like he’s a fast learner. Very articulate and energetic dancer, looks like he’s having the time of his life on stage. Laughs at anything the members say, he really loves them. I was wearing an nct banner on my shoulders and he pointed at it and gave a heart and I thought I died for a sec. He tries to make sure every fan can see him like when they were waving goodbye he took the longest and kept stopping to wave 😂. He’s a cute baby and sometimes it seems like he isn’t thinking about anything? He loves being on stage and dances amazing I was so impressed by him, the other members all dance very well too. He seems very innocent and sweet, he works very hard and does a very energetic stage. Really tho he’s so handsome like prince of China frfr.

Jaehyun: TALL BABY! HANDSOME BABY! PRETTY BABY! MUSCULAR BABY! He really is tall, almost as tall as Johnny. Definitely most muscular in NCT he has BIG arms, you can see through his clothes how defined he is. His voice is deep, like deeper than on the actual tracks. AMAZING LIVE Singer. He sang live the whole time and everyone was amazed. He’s actually very good at dancing!!! A real man!! The type of guy u wanna wife up. Shy but confident, very smiley and cute with his members. His hair is really nice I wanted to run my hands through it so bad. When he was in the isle with me he kept looking around and licking his lips 😫😫. He’s really built so well and his voice sounds like honey. Actual prince. You think he looks good in pictures? Well if you see him in real life your gonna be blown back by his handsomeness.
Actor like chiseled features, looks like his jawline will cut you. Big eyes, small face. He was very pale, but not extremely pale he was just very symmetrical and perfect looking, he looked like if you could create the perfect man. Overall he seemed like a cute reserved sweet heart, once again shockingly handsome and sexy but also very cute!

Doyoung: BEAGLE! THIS BOY IS TALL AND CUTE! THIS BOY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! He has very circular big eyes, he’s pretty thin. Legs r long as fuck they look like they’re his whole body. Sweet high voice when he sings, he sings very well live. When he was singing to the girl i was shocked how nice his voice really was. Cute hair, it’s also kinda thin. He gives off cutesy boyfriend vibes. Aesthetic boyfriend. Model boyfriend. Very well spoken and articulate. Very chic! Once again he seems like a model or something. All his clothes looked like he was modeling them. Cute stage presence equally cute up close. He wasn’t shy at all he just walked down the isle I was like damn ok. He has this sort of happy but chic aura. This boy knows what he’s doing he’s very good. Overall I just wanna walk through ny with him and take aesthetic pictures, such a boyfriend oml.

Yuta: HANSOME! SMART! LIKE REALLY DAMN HANDSOME! He’s a bias wrecker, he damn near stole my heart. Sexy boy fr tho idk if he knows how sexy he is tho. Good dancer too. DEEP DEEP VOICE FUCKKKK. His Korean is really good too. He’s in the middle for height also. When he dances he thrusts his hips a lot. You know that part in the beginning of cherry bomb the “I’m the biggest hit” part? Boy was thrusting his hips super hard. Nice body, also kinda thin but somewhat muscular. Really attractive and handsome, it’s like he commands your attention and leaves you wanting more. More of a smirk than a smile on stage. Cocky and sexy on and off stage, off stage he’s a tiny bit more cute tho. Sexy without trying sort of dancing. Sweater paws the whole night! He wasn’t sweating super bad despite his million layers of clothes. Seems like the school bad boy. Major bad boy vibes. Watch out tho bc then he’ll do some cute shit and steal ur heart. Overall very sexy with a good stage presence, I feel like he’s very cocky but in a good way like it’s hot, MAJOR BIAS WRECKER.


Mark: SUPER CUTE SUNSHINE BABY TRYING HIS BEST HE WANTS TO PLEASE YOU HES A GIFT FROM GOD! When I tell you the cutest most sweetest lil baby ever I mean it. Little baby facial features with big round eyes. His voice is surprisingly deep in real life? Tries to give bad boy sexy vibes on stage but just ends up being a cutie. PROTECT HIM. He can dance very well I would say one of the best dancers. FULL OF ENERGY THE WHOLE NIGHT. His hair was all floppy and bouncing around it was so precious. He was getting down to the wheel of fortune song like he was actually dancing really well to the random tune. He’s just so super cute and smiley UGJ. He will brighten your day. He was nervous and kept stuttering in English and smiling at the floor it was cute. His English voice is so nice to hear it’s like the perfect tone it just sort of flows into you ears. Bouncing around the stage the whole night. TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND BEST. Really hard worker. Sweating a bit but it was cute. Everything he does is cute. Overall I jut wanna protect him and watch him grow and get more popular, he’s really so lovable.

Haechan: AWWWWWWW CUTE LIL BABY BOY! SOOO EXCITED AB EVERYTHING! When he dances he also bounces around. SMOL! Heart piercing smile! SMIRKING THROUGH EVERY PERFORMANCE. It’s funny because he thinks he’s older than he is and it’s really cute. CUTE PRECIOUS BABY FAT I HOPE IT NEVR GOES AWAY. Sweet baby face and very interesting and melodic voice. I’m smiling while I write this y'all he was so cute in his little shorts. He was so fucking happy and excited just really super precious. He can dance really well too he killed his solo thingy. Really sweet baby you would never know how much of a trouble maker he was. He’s really the cutest lil thing and so excited he couldn’t contain it! God I just wanna protect him.

•BTS "Profiles" by Me•

Jin:
-Loves food and cooking
-Wide shoulders
-Dad jokes
-Bad puns
-Voice of an angel
-Confidence
-Flying kiss
-Windshield whisper laugh
-Dancing has gotten so good
-Honestly another Maknae
-Third guy from left

Yoongi:
-Gummy smile
-Made an amazing mix tape
-Spits fire
-Also writes fire
-Savage
-Pretends he doesn’t care but is always there for others
-Huge squish
-Cutest lisp (especially when he speaks English)
-Wants to be a rock

Hobi:
-Sunshine
-Spits fire also
-Sings beautifully
-Beautiful forehead
-Gets scared easily
-Releasing a mixtape soon!
-Screams a lot
-Dancing machine
-Like so damn good
-Jnope
-Also Jhores
-Also also Jhoe

Namjoon:
-Breaks things
-Another one that spits fire
-Sings well
-Squish
-Ryan lover
-Contagious dimply smile
-Reason that BTS was made
-Super Super smart
-Has a fire mixtape
-And some really questionable songs
-English
-Deep thoughts
-Loves fashion
-Joonie

Jimin:
-Use to have cute chubby cheeks
-Squeaks when he laughs
-Eye crinkle
-Charismatic
-Ballad
-Has a lot of “accidents” such as his shirt coming down
-Smol but mighty
-Is the sweetest and care so much
-Angel like voice
-Chimchim

Tae:
-Unique
-He’s in his own world a lot
-Sees things In different ways
-King of weird faces
-Loooves kids
-Also loves animals a lot
-Actor
-Deep voice
-But can hit those high notes
-Isn’t afraid to be different
-Is probably a genius
-Box smile
-Tae Tae

Kookie:
-Golden maknae
-Can do so much
-Shy
-But also a huge dork
-Super funny
-IU fan boy
-Picks on the older members
-Muscle pig
-He loves video games
-Another voice of an angel
-Great dancer
-Nose crinkle
-Seagul

•May do more groups•

Whoops Hetalia Teacher au

While not paying attention to my actual teacher I starting thinking about what Hetalia characters would be like as teachers, this is what I came up with…

Germany - Angry math teacher who everyone is terrified of on the first day. Very strict about attendance and completing homework. He works everyone hard though cause he wants them to succeed.

Italy - Super laid back art teacher who had questionable pictures of half naked women all over the room. Brings food for the class like every Friday and inspires kids to peruse art.

Japan - Culinary teacher, very calm and reasonable but always puts way too much salt in the recipes.

Romano - Dance teacher, just picture it. (I don’t know if Dance is actually a class you can take but shhhh pretend)

Austria - Music teacher, no one else really has him except the band and music kids, but to them he’s a roll model and they all love him. He plays for every school assembly.

Hungary - Health teacher who wanted to be gym teacher and is salty about not being gym teacher but still very fun

Spain - Kind of obvious but Spanish teacher. Very laid back and all the girls take his class cause they think he’s hot. He connects well with the students though and often helps them with personal problems.

Prussia - German teacher, since he has the same last name as Germany they all get really scared thinking its him, but them Prussia rolls into class on his wheely chair and sunglasses. He’s a weird and crazy teacher who everyone either hates or loves.

France - French teacher, very passionate about his language and gets into arguments with England over which is better. Shows the class like a billion French songs and Romance movies dubbed in French. Always comments when students are talking about their relationships.

England - Grouchy, closet alcoholic English teacher who everyone thinks is boring at first but he gets really into his classes and gets into debates with students over wether Shakespeare is necessary to learn or not. Everyone’s favourite teacher to make fun of.

America - Gym teacher, really fun and everyone loves him but he accidentally works them way too hard. Plays dodgeball every second day and gets way too into it. Makes fun of every teacher behind their back to make his students laugh.

Canada - Nerdy computer science teacher who’s always forgotten at staff meetings. (Idk what it is with me and Canada being a computer nerd) every one calls him to fix their computer every time it glitches out. Sometimes Canada and America will teach each other’s classes and know nothing about it but have lots of fun.

Poland - Drama teacher, I just really want Poland to be the flamboyant drama teacher who teaches students how to be themselves up on stage and loves shy kids and seeing them express themselves through acting.

Lithuania - Another English teacher, very calm and nice but always comes to class looking slightly drained, no one knows what’s wrong with him.

Estonia - Another Math teacher that everyone hopes to get instead of Germany, he used to be the computer science teacher so he’s pretty techy and does cool stuff while showing notes in class.

Russia - Guidance councillor who everyone’s afraid to go see and he doesn’t understand why.

Ukraine - Biology teacher who loves when students are enthusiastic about Biology and accidentally knocks stuff over. Is also way to easy going about dissecting and it freaks people out.

Denmark - Crazy chemistry teacher with the crazy hair, his hair is a school joke as everyone is trying to figure out just what hair gel he uses.

Norway - Physics teacher who has a feud with Denmark over which science is better. People fall asleep in his class a lot since he’s so monotone but he doesn’t understand what they’re talking about when they point it out to him.

China - History teacher who gets way too into the lessons and unconsciously acts stuff out. Strict rules about completing work on time.

anonymous asked:

hi im a very new army like i only became an army yesterday and your one of the few army blogs im following and i want to pick a bias but i need help.i never pick a based on their looks i tend to focus on the personality more and since you know the boys pretty well can you give me a real quick brief summary about the boys and their personality so i can pick a bias?<3

*cracks knuckles* alright. let’s do this.

this is jin. vocalist. real name kim seokjin. born dec 4th 1992. also called mama jin, super mario enthusiast number #1, the most handsome man alive. from anyang. feeds the rest of the members to make sure they don’t die of starvation. loves to cook. apparently cooks bland food (source: yoongi). has the voice of an angel. listen to his covers on soundcloud. probably loves the color pink more than you. has a mukbang called eat jin. the oldest. is very caring and motherly towards the group, but knows when to turn on the sass when the kids are acting like they deserve an ass whoopin’. once accidentally posted a picture in their dorm with a condom in the background. once stepped out of a car and became an internet sensation: car door guy. is actually the most handsome man alive. 

this is suga. rapper. real name min yoongi. born march 9 1993. also called min pd, producer min, d-boy, min yoongi jjang jjang man boong boong, grandpa of the group.  enjoys his sleep. can often be seen in the background of videos just chilling on his phone. #Relatable in the form of a man. seems like a tough guy is actually the sweetest thing alive and cries when thanking the fans at concerts and writes 100-tweet-long messages. once spent an hour tweeting from the bath. loves kumamon more than life. balances stuffed animals on his head during fansigns. a grumpy gus. from daegu and dont u forget it. the absolute sassiest thing alive. a great producer. super hardworking. has scented candles in his studio. once licked a bath bomb. 

this is jhope. rapper and dancer. real name jung hoseok. born feb 18 1994. nicknames hobi, your hope, piece of literal sunshine. do not look at him smiling or else you’ll be blinded by how bright it is. expert at girl group dances. likes to hit people. sometimes posts videos of himself/does livestreams dancing titled hope on the street. choreography leader. from gwangju. go listen to his solo song 1verse on their soundcloud. energetic and hella wild. goofy and is a pro at making people laugh. can’t dance in heels. scared of everything. if you watch a video and there is unidentified screaming in the background, that is probably him. is as flexible as a cooked noodle and it terrifies me.

this is rap monster. ignore the stage name. rapper and leader. real name kim namjoon. born sept 12 1994. nicknames: dance monster, rapmon, RM, leader mon, a nerd. waxes poetic about so many things and i love it. philosophical as hell. from ilsan. loves to share his music on twitter #RMusic. hella fashionable, even though his fashion sense is also hella weird. posts #aesthetic fashion pics on twitter called #KimDaily. has a mixtape called RM thats fire. is r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster. has an IQ of 140 but probably still pushes on doors that have PULL signs. taught himself english. loves to read a lot. once tripped at rehearsal and injured himself. really fucking awkward and an actual dorky nerd. leaves his old contact lenses on the floor of his room. snores really loudly.

this is jimin. vocalist and dancer. full name park jimin. born oct 13 1995. nicknames: jiminnie, pabo, angel on earth. his body is more fluid than a bottle of water. has a laugh that is brighter than the sun and could cure famine and disease. turns into a sex god when performing; it offends me. but knows how to crank up the cuteness. so cute he could probably kill me and i’d thank him. is actually a brat. does everything he can for his members and would probs walk thru hell if one of them asked. doesnt like being short. is the shortest member. super duper giggly and shy when he’s not performing. turns red as a tomato when he’s embarrassed. once grabbed jungkook by the dick on international live television.

this is v. vocalist. real name kim taehyung. born dec 30 1995. nicknames: taetae, honey, sweetie pie, a little shit. is really energetic and crazy. a master at making ridiculous faces at the camera when It Is Not The Time to be doing so. has a square smile that could probably solve global warming. likes to post videos on twitter that make me wanna sue. once bumped his head on a microphone on live television. loves stuffed animals. is a bigger fan of the rap line than u are. loves children and dogs will go out of his way to interact with them. so super duper touchy with all of the members and i live for it. would be the type of guy to prank you by filling your shoes with whipped cream. he thinks you should watch haikyuu! once did the whip on a tv show about pets for no goddamn reason.

this is jungkook. vocalist, dancer, maknae. full name jeon jungkook. born sept 1 1997. nicknames: kookie, golden maknae, spawn of satan. is the youngest and finds delight in bothering and fucking with his hyungs. actually really shy and cute. but then turns into a smoldering muscle pig the moment he’s on stage. my son. adios middle school. was banned from the gym because his muscles were getting too intense. could still beat me up if he tried. listen to his covers on soundcloud. has a very flexible face. the fandom likes to portray him as this mysterious sex god when he’s actually a nerdy shy emo kid who would rather binge watch anime than sleep. his fave anime character is one punch man. might actually be a bunny reincarnated into a human being. once ate a gumball that fell on the ground.

and that my friends is bangtan sonyeondan. 

What Dogs Overwatch Characters would have
  • Soldier 76: A retired military German Shepherd named Max.
  • Widowmaker: A poodle that thinks it's a cat.
  • Sombra: A Doberman that Sombra has trained to take people's phone.
  • Tracer: A boxer that has its own pair of goggles.
  • Symmetra: A husky with two blew eyes that naps a lot.
  • Junkrat: An Australian Kelpie that's missing a leg but Junkrat build it a new leg and it sleeps on his rip tire.
  • Ana: An old Great Dane that will be very kind to friends but very territorial to people that she doesn't trust.
  • Pharah: A Pharaoh Hound that's named like Captain and would follow her to the ends of the earth.
  • Reinhardt: A Bullmastiff that Reinhardt treats as if it is his own child.
  • Genji: A Shiba Inu that almost never listens to Genji but is extremely protective of him.
  • Hanzo: An Akita that would probably kill if Hanzo told it to.
  • Mercy: A lovable St Bernard that loves hugs and thinks it's a lap dog but Mercy thinks it is too.
  • Torbjorn: An English Bulldog that makes funny noises.
  • D.Va: A Jack Russel that barks at helicopters.
  • Zarya: A very buff Pittbull that's actually just a huge softy.
  • Roadhog: A Rottweiler that is extremely protective.
  • McCree: A Heeler that keeps bringing McCree weird objects but he doesn't question how it got there.
  • Reaper: A Doberman Pincher that thinks its bigger than it really is.
  • Zenyatta: A lab puppy that likes to chase after his spheres.
  • Mei: A Chow Chow that wants to kill everyone but Mei.
  • Winston: A Russian Terrier that brings him supplies.
  • Orisa: A mutt that she found on the streets and decided to take care of it.
  • Bastion: A stray Corgi that thinks it's another animal.
If I Could Tell Her - Peter Parker x (f)Reader (June Song Challenge)

Words: 2210
Pairing: Peter Parker x (f)Reader
Featuring: ned, michele
Warnings: swearing, sad thoughts (reader saying they aren’t loved)
Summary: Based on the song If I Could Tell Her from Dear Evan Hansen, you have a crush on a boy but don’t have the confidence to talk to him. Peter looks like his friend, maybe he knows something. With that assumption in mind, you bring yourself to talk to him about your crush. How bad could a little lie be, Evan Hansen?
Authors Note: yes that summary was a little sarcastic but i love it thanks. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS IM SCREAMING CUSJADUKWUQ I LOVE THIS MUSICAL SO MUCH. there are a lot of references to the musical in here…who can get them all? i will love you for forever if you get them all. (that one doesn’t count…and neither do the lyrics)

like always, lyrics are italicised

Peter / Song Challenge / Full Masterlist

Ao3 / What is this challenge? / Jadyn’s Challenge


In English, most times you were unable to focus. It wasn’t because of lack of understanding, daydreaming, or just not wanting to do anything; you were trying to read him. Not in a weird way of trying to figure out if you have telepathy, but you were trying to read his face to see if you could see what he was thinking. As he worked on the project with Peter Parker and Ned Leeds, you wondered if Peter and Ned were friends with him.

Of course, it would be hard to tell; as you do not talk to any of them regularly. Peter Parker: The dork you have talked to maybe twice who seems nervous around everyone. Ned Leeds: Peter’s best friend who is just as dorky, but you do not know the slightest thing about. He always acts strange around you when you two have to work together in other classes, you just assume he dislikes you. And Jeremy Donnel: the boy you have a major crush on, have not talked to in full sentences, but can’t get out of your head. With your face-reading, you were almost sure he has no idea who you are.

There were two minutes until the bell rang, meaning everyone in the class was already packed up and crowding around the door. You have lunch next period, and you were almost sure Peter had lunch then, too. It was now or never, and you were just going to do it before your mind chickened out on you and you never said a word.

“Hey, Peter,” You called and walked up to where he and Ned were standing. “Hi, Ned. How’s your project going?”

Peter jumped a little when he realized you were talking to him. “Um, it-it’s going- real-really well!” He stuttered out with a smile on his face. “Y-yours?”

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When The Clock Strikes 12 [Lafayette/Reader]

Woo! First fic for @hamwriters write-a-thon down! This idea came to me after searching for a ton of different AUs to work with. Now to finish up my GWash/Trans!Reader fic, then work on my femslash fic for the write-a-thon! Please enjoy!

Thank you to my wonderful amazing tumblr budbuds that inspired me to do a good job and inspire me in general! @musicalmiranda @love-doesnt-discriminate @hamilficsfordays @gunsandfics @boss-headcanons @diggs4life @imagineham @imdedicatingeverydaytoyou @secretschuylersister and @tempfixeliza <3 You’re all so kind and amazing and even if I don’t interact with you or chat with you, what you do and how funny/cute/relatable/sweet you all are makes me smile and makes me realize that the Hamilton (more specifically writing) community is such an incredible place to be!

Warnings: Alcohol, some swearing at the end, Lafayette’s full name (like w o a h), and New Years in case anyone has bad experiences with New Years!

Word count: 1514


Grabbing your third glass of cold, cheap champagne for the night, you laugh at a joke that Hercules had just told that wasn’t even funny. He seemed so enthusiastic about it that you couldn’t help it, but even sober, you couldn’t comprehend the punchline or how it was supposed to work out to be as funny as everyone made it sound like it was. You take a sip and walk off, trying to find the person who had dragged you here in the first place, Lafayette. 

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The Masks We Wear (Connor Murphy x Reader)

Okay hello! This is my first imagine! Yay! I’ve worked really hard on it so don’t be afraid to give feedback!
Requested: Nope
Words: 2,557
Warnings: None other than some swearing

Being the new kid isn’t easy, especially when you are judged so fiercely for being yourself. You know the right words to say, the correct outfits to wear, when to smile, when to laugh, and when to disappear. You’ve never been the popular person, but you get along just fine with the façade that you’ve mastered so well it almost feels like you. Almost.
Your first day of school arrives just like the five before, even though the fall semester was already half way done. With your dad in the army you couldn’t blame him for all of the moving, after all your grandfather, great grandfather, and so on, all chose the same life. This move was slightly different though, your dad finally got the promotion that would keep you in one place for the rest of high school. You knew that at this school the mask you wore would need to be convincing enough to help you survive longer than usual.

This new school was bigger than the last, and your sense of direction wasn’t top notch. After the office gave you your timetable you scurried through the hall desperately looking for classroom 27B, and wondered if the office lady thought it would be funny to give you a fake room number. You looked at the doors as you darted around the now empty hallway as everyone had already entered a class. You were startled back to reality as you heard a locker slam behind you. You turned to see a boy walking away from you with leisure towards what you thought might be an exit, but you couldn’t be sure.
“Umm… Excuse me!” you surprised yourself with saying, but the boy only glanced over his shoulder and kept walking.
You dashed towards him this time, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I don’t know where 27B is and I’ve been looking for 15 minutes, and I don’t want to be late on my first day.” This time the boy turned around and looked at you with a mix of boredom and the smallest bit of amusement.
“You’re looking for 27B?” you nodded your head as you glanced at the piece of paper to the rooms around you, back to the boy.
“You’re on the wrong floor,” he said with a little more amusement showing.
“Oh…” the embarrassment evident on your face, “Well I guess that explains why I can’t find it. Anyways, thanks, and I’m y/n”
“Connor”
“Well, thanks, Connor and I’ll see you around? I don’t really know anybody and you’re the only conversation I’ve had with someone at the school who doesn’t work here”
“See you around,” he shrugged “I guess, but I wouldn’t plan on it.”

With that short-lived conversation, you were off to your first class. All the classes seemed to drag on, with teachers mindlessly going on about formulas that you wouldn’t remember in a week. As it does at every school the lunch bell rang, and it was time for what you pictured hell as :a lunchroom. Kids scuttle around trying to find a table that would get the most attention from the people they want to impress, and others take it as time catch up on homework in clusters of others as a form of protection. You on the other hand used this time to find a group that would keep you safe, I mean high school kids are mean. You settled on a group of girls that seemed nice enough and spent your lunch smiling at the right time, laughing when needed, and making the right comments so that the girls at the table said they could tell you would fit right in with them.

The next week was fine enough. You made some friends that you could eat lunch with, gossip about the teacher’s new haircut with and text for help on Algebra homework.  You even decided on trying out for the cheerleading team, which you made. It seemed as if the mask you perfected was working like a dream.
On the Monday of your second week, the girls you ate lunch with were all busy. A few had lunch detention, while others had the weekly student council meeting. With nowhere to go for lunch, you wandered on the lawn by the football field, where you spotted the familiar face of Connor, the boy who you met on your first day. Picking up your pace you walked over to him and sat down across from him and pulled out your lunch.
“What the hell are you doing?” he asked with annoyance rising in him.
“What does it look like I’m doing? I’m about to eat lunch with you,” you replied taking a bite out of your sandwich.
“I know what the fuck you’re doing. Why are you eating here?” he said this time getting angrier. “It might seem like a funny joke to eat with the freak, but this freak prefers to eat alone, so leave.”
The anger in his voice made you jump, but you didn’t get up.
“Why would eating with you be a joke? And I’m not leaving, I don’t have anyone to eat with and this freak likes eating with people,”
“Yeah well have fun by yourself,” he said as he picked his bag up and stomped away. You watched him walk away, the surprise evident on your face. Why had he thought you were trying to be mean? Why was he so defensive? All of these questions rattled in your mind as you walked back to the school building.

After cheer practice, you went with some of the girls to get frozen yogurt just around the block.
“Do you know anything about some kid at school named Connor?” you asked as everyone took a seat.
“Which Connor?” one girl answered.
“Well he’s tall, has long hair, really pretty eyes actually-,”
“You mean psychopath Connor? He’s a total freak. He has some major issues, but his sisters nice. I’d stay away from him if I were you, if people see you near him they might get the wrong idea,” and with that the subject changed to who was the best kisser on the football team.

The next day during lunch you told your friends that you had to do work with a teacher at lunch. Instead, you went back to the lawn from yesterday and sat next to Connor once again.
“Again? Really? I thought I made myself clear,” Connor said as flipped the page in the book he was reading.
“I’m not the best with listening to directions,” you said smiling at him this time.
“Your friends still busy or some shit?”
“No, I just wanted to eat with you,” Connor finally looked up from his book in surprise, but quickly went back to his annoyed face. You two spent the rest of lunch in silence together, him reading, and you eating your sandwich.

The two of you eating lunch together continued. With your persistent talking Connor eventually replied with more than one-word answers, and soon your daily lunch together became something you looked forward to.
“So what about ‘Fahrenheit 451’?”
“Well I did read that one, but only after I watched the movie and had turned in my essay”
“Well fuck, and you still got an A?” you nodded laughing looking at the amazement that had settled on his face.
“I am impressed, that takes real skill to bullshit your way through English class so well,” he said slowly clapping. You dramatically bowed as you walked over to the lawn together. Connor had started waiting for you by the bleachers so you could walk to lunch together, but he denied that he was waiting for you.
“It was a needed skill. Sometimes my family would move and the new teachers would automatically want an essay the next day from a book I’ve never read.”
“Well that sucks,”
“I guess it does, but I’ve gotten used to it. I’ve gotten used to it all,”
“You shouldn’t have to get used to it. Why aren’t you mad at your parents? I would be so fucking furious, and you just smile about it all,” you laughed as he said this while sitting down under a tree.
“I don’t get to be mad. This is what my family does. Besides I would sound so horrible if I got angry at my dad, the man who served three tours in Iraq, the man who risks his life for America,” you said as you pulled large clumps of grass from the ground,
“But sometimes I just want a dad, an actual dad, not some war hero, but someone who tells me to change shorts because they are too short, a dad who says cheesy jokes, not some man who lives in the same house as me, but is a billion miles away because he has no idea who I am.” You started throwing the clumps of grass you had uprooted. You glanced over at Connor who looked conflicted.
“What?” you asked abruptly aware of how loud you had gotten. In an instant Connor suddenly hugged you. His arms were long and lanky around you, but somehow you felt safe. His body smelled like coconut, probably from shampoo, and his heart beat somehow sounded beautiful. He let go of you, a second later, and the hug had felt like a million years and less than a millisecond at the same time. You looked up at him and he was looking anywhere, but your eyes.
“Thanks,” you whispered, “I really needed that.” Connor mumbled out a response along the lines of ‘no –problem’.

After that day you were painfully aware of Connor. You were aware of every step he took and how he kept his hands in his pockets, and scratched at his jeans when he got angry over something small, and how when you made a bad pun he would roll his eyes, but smile slightly. It seemed like all at once everything about Connor was magical and you would count down the minutes until lunch with him, and it seemed Connor was thinking the same thing.
“So I was uhmm-well I was think-no that’s no right,” Connor mumbled about a month and a half after your first lunch together, “I was thinking that we could hang out outside of school.” Connor looked down at you trying to hide the nerves that he felt asking. The nerves were evident on his face though as he watched you reply.
“I’d love to,” you said simply, but the smile on your face said it all. You were ecstatic; finally, you would spend more than the designated time at lunch together.

You and Connor had settled it and decided that you would hang out that Saturday and work on English homework together at your house since Connor said that his parents would be all weird about it. Finally, Saturday arrived, and the nerves you had denied were obvious as you paced your room trying to figure out which shirt to wear knowing they were basically the same shirt. Little did you know that Connor was also pacing his room trying to decide if he should wear a black shirt or grey shirt. Of course, Zoe found this hilarious and Connor, being too nervous to yell, allowed Zoe to help him chose a shirt. They settled on grey, Zoe saying that it showed that he wore more than black.
Connor showed up on time and you couldn’t help but smile at the fact that he was an actual friend, even though you wanted more, but he was somebody who you didn’t feel the need to wear your mask around, with him you could just exist.
“Uhmm, we can go hang out in my room if you want,” you asked motioning towards a hallway.
“Sure, but your parents will be okay with me in your room?” he asked as you opened the door to your room.
“Oh, they don’t really care what I do, and if they did they aren’t ever home to enforce the  rules they have.” With that you sat on your bedroom floor and pulled out your English books, but they were quickly forgotten when you started talking. Within minutes of talking the subject turned to Connor’s family.
“I don’t know. It’s just like I’m the fucking black sheep. I just want them to look at me and not be ashamed of their son,” Connor huffed as you lay side by side on your floor looking at the blank ceiling.
“I’m sure they aren’t ashamed”
“You don’t even know them, you can’t be sure”
“But I know you,” you said pushing yourself into a sitting position.
“What the hell does that mean?”
“It means you are the last person anyone could be ashamed of. You have this wonderful mind that anyone would be lucky to know about, you are the fastest reader I know, you pretend to hate others, but you are so incredibly caring, and you are my favorite person and the only one who knows me.”
Suddenly Connor pushes himself up.
“Bullshit. You have friends and I’m just a pity friend and we both know it,” Connor said. You knew you hit a chord in him. Whenever you said nice things about him he automatically thought it was a lie, no matter how many times you promised it was the truth. It pained you to think that somebody you cared for as much as Connor didn’t know that you did.
“Now that’s bullshit Connor. We both know that it’s fake with everyone, except for you! I put this mask on so I blend in, stay alive, and make it until the next school,” you took a breath and moved closer to Connor as you started speaking again.
“You’re the exception, with you it’s all real. I don’t have to pretend life is okay, or pretend I care about school drama. With you I’m just me, and with me I think you are just you.” Connor stayed silent for a minute after that.
“If we’re being honest and shit right now,” Connor spoke softly, “People don’t like the real me, but for some reason you do, the angry parts and everything, so I guess  don’t need a mask with you.” You looked at Connor and saw how scared he was, of being alone again, of being rejected. You knew that this was truly him without the façade that he had perfected over time.
“Connor,” you spoke softly. He took his gaze off the floor and looked at you. You slowly put your hands on the side of his face and brought your lips to his. He still smelled of coconut, but you were more concentrated on the feeling of his lips on yours. The surprise of you kissing him quickly wore off and he kissed you back as if it were life or death. His chapped lips melted into your and his hands found your waist as he pulled you closer. Too quickly the kiss ended as you both needed air.
“I hope it was okay I kissed you,” you softly laughed.
“It’s more than okay. I hope it’s okay that I don’t want to stop kissing you,” he replied as he went back to your lips for another kiss.

Ok but like honestly you’ll have to pull American All Might from my cold, dead hands.

- All Might who has always stood out in Japan as being foreign, with his blond hair, blue eyes, tall build that has him towering over most Japanese citizens. Despite living in the country most of his life, he never stops feeling out of place which probably contributes to his isolation as Toshinori.

- He loves living in Japan, he really truly does but you do not mess with his American movies and music. It’s soothing to him to listen to people in his native tongue after hearing nothing but Japanese all day. Big fan of classic country/heartland rock. He will also bring out English movie quotes when he’s in good spirits. Usually they’re out of context and no one gets them but it makes All Might happy so they play along.  

- I put him as being from smack dab in the middle of the US (Kansas specifically) and he has this obvious mid-western accent. That accent still present when he speaks Japanese, though it dulls over the years of constant use. But you bet the moment he switches to English that lazy drawl is there and his students are so confused.

- He sometimes helps teach the kids English class. He tutors some of the kids who struggle with it, he’s not good with the grammar but he’s great at practicing conversation and teaching slang bits.  It always feels weird because he sounds so different in English.

- He almost never curses in Japanese, not when it’s so much easier to curse in English. He’s almost upset that more people in Japan are learning the language because now he’s got to learn to censor himself where before no one batted an eye. He almost had a heart attack when he heard precious, lovable Izuku repeat a string on English words he’d heard his mentor say and was hoping to impress. Izuku was given ice cream if he promised to never, ever repeat those words and for the love of god don’t tell your mother you got it from me.

- Toshinori would also unironically say y'all and y'all’d’ve without a bit of shame. He actually said what in tarnation one time and Izuku almost started crying because he had no idea real people actually said these things what happens in America

- Honestly Toshinori would just troll the hell out of his students who are super intrigued about America. He just makes crazy things up or explains strange behavior as American. “Oh no most Americans are tall, the average is 9 feet, as you can see, I’m unfortunately quite short” “Yes before school starts we must pack our weapons and pay homage to the freedom eagle”

- For many, many years he stuck only to Japanese. He was teased and bullied too much when he was younger and struggling with his Japanese that he basically dropped his English once he got ahold of the language. Only now as a teacher, seeing how interested his students are in where he came from does he speak it more. English words pepper his speech, having whole conversations with the more fluent teachers/students. It makes him happy, he’d forgotten how much he’d enjoyed his native language.

- “Is that an American thing or an All Might thing?” is a legitimate game played by students and teachers alike.

- Except like ??? some of his weird habits are explained by his heritage. Like he can shoot a gun really well. It kind of scares people that the symbol of peace knows his way around weapons so well and he’s just like ‘I grew up in Kansas, I could shoot before I could walk’ also back in the day he could consistently outdrink everyone around him. He’d put away a 6 pack by himself.

- Maintains dual citizenship even though he never went back as Yagi and only visited the US a few times as All Might (and he never went back to Kansas). He always said he’d return home when he retired but now with everything going on he keeps putting it off. He made the mistake of mentioning going home one time and now class 1-A and 1-B are secretly raising money to send him over seas for the upcoming break.

- Still keeps up on the goings on and politics in the US. It’s not much and, especially when he was heroing, he didn’t have much time but he tries. Will frequently rant about how bad things are going in his home and how he's glad he got out when he did. Still, it genuinely upsets him when he sees other Americans in Japan and he realizes how out of touch he is with his country/culture. He’s always been the definitive American in his area and it’s startling to remember that, after nearly 40 years in Japan, in many ways he’s really not American anymore.  

bts members explained

for new armies:

jimin: smol (hands) and cute but don’t let him fool you he is low key twisted and enjoys others in pain.

j hope: the kind of person that makes you want to donate all your money to a puppy shelter. basically.

suga: giving shade is his religion and when he says something everyone listens. the type of person that would roast anything that breaths.

jin: the type of person to eat your whole fridge and still manage to have an appetite. the mom. likes recording himself eat.

rap monster: intimidating at first, but in reality he’s a sweetheart. too smart for his own good. sometimes he looks like an egg. still cute tho.

jungkook: the type of person that looks sweet and innocent but is hella weird. loves the “coconut head” hairdo. golden maknae.

v: literally an angel. boxy smile. voice does not match face. is good at being weird and cute at the same time. english pronunciation is on point.

Jason Making His S/O Cry Hc

Request: Hc of what jason would do if his s/o cries really easily and he snaps at her sometime and she’s quiet for a couple minutes and he looks up and realizes she’s been crying since he snapped at her??? sorry if you can’t understand this, English is weird for me

AN: No need to apologize for your English, love.  Sorry this is so short

  • Jason is known for getting hotheaded sometimes
  • He never notices how bad it is until you cry
  • As soon as he notices you crying he hugs you
  • Feels guilty that he didn’t notice as soon as you started crying
  • Brings you to the room so you can be comfortable
  • Starts apologizing as soon as he hugs you
  • Doesn’t let you go for the rest of the night
  • Promises he won’t snap at you again
  • Never stops feeling bad
  • Always watches himself during an argument after that
Jeff and his Latina (HC)

OKAY: this was kinda short but I loved the request so, lemme know if y'all have anything you think I should add, any questions, concerns, requests, or if you just wanna talk. Ask is always open. Love ya 😉❤

Warning: not a thing(I mean it might be kinda dirty idk)


•Jeff being pleasantly surprised when he finds out you speak Spanish
•having conversations in the hallway that no one else can really understand
•sometimes getting weird looks because of it
•you drooling when he’s pissed off/ frustrated and is mumbling Spanish under his breath
•you drooling when he talks dirty in Spanish
•him drooling when YOU talk dirty in Spanish
•like him just completely losing his mind over it •especially in public
•heated arguments in English laced with Spanish
•knowing the words and singing every Spanish song together at parties
•"papi"
•having delightfully Hispanic looking children
•yelling at those delightfully Hispanic looking children in Spanish

You know what I find sexy…

When namjoon never forgets to acknowledge international fans & how he sutters while trying really hard to find the right english words to express how he feels even if it doesn’t always come out smoothly.

When jimin talks about how he doesn’t have abs anymore or that he’s eating a lot and is healthy & you can tell because his face is all cute and swollen and you can just see him finally loving himself. 

When jungkook makes an effort to take english classes, buy new music equipment and have a goal to produce his own music just so he can give more to his fans and become better musically

When taehyung is just taehyung and doesn’t change who he is on or off camera not matter how weird some people may think he is & his ability to stay strong even at the most toughest times.

When jin went out of his way to learn how to play the guitar and piano and just completely blew us away with his skills, showing that he is truly more that just a visual but a multi-talented idol.

When yoongi puts everything into a song and you can just hear his raw passion and agression combined with all the emotions of himself and you can just tell he was made for music. 

When hoseok can’t stop smiling every time he dances or performs on stage, literally owning any performance he does & just always showing passion into anything he does that you forget he the same person who could become EXTRA at any moment. 

Personal favourite moments from today’s Eat Jin

• Jimin’s being Jimin - I know he can be this sexy beast, but today he was small squishy mochi
• Jin. Existing, breathing, laughing. Dressed in that hoodie. I want that hoodie
• Here comes Jungkook, JiKook stans being blessed, Day 2
• They’re singing
• Jimin sings Love Yourself and glances at Jungkook. When will Kookie notice that he’s playing and singing song by his favourite sunbaenim?
• Jin understood Jimin and started singing. Finally, JK caught up with it, too

• Jimin’s sitting there, small smile on his lips, living his life
• Jungkook stares at him
• He really like the fact that Jimin exists
• Jungkook wants attention. Let’s tap on this guitar until Jiminie-hyung will notice me
• Jiminie-hyung is not noticing JK’s efforts
• Jin notices tho, so he starts tapping on the table loudly to wake JK up from his trance

• Jin is hilarious
• They prepare some food
• Jungkook wouldn’t mind not eating, since he probably possess endless amount of dried seaweed snacks
• Boys are really cute and polite towards the people who brings them food
• They start to eat
• Jimin’s watching Jungkook cut the food and he melts over it, smiling widely
• Jungkook notices Jimin’s smile and the way he eat and smiles too

• Meanwhile they have this weird wannabe English conversation
• “Hi.” “Yeah.” “Bye.”
• It’s really meaningful, we just don’t get it
• JIMINIE TELLS US HE’S SORRY & HE LOVES US
• It’s time for the dessert
• Jungkook does this pervy thing with banana and I get instant nosebleed and Jin dies

• In the end with full belly and nice mood, Jimin turns to Jungkook
• He’s fully turned towards him, now even putting his feet on Jungkook’s chair
• Suddenly there’s lots of smiles
• Jin is their precious friend, tolerating their boyfriendness, even though he yells at them for whispering
• Jimin uses whisper as a chance to be closer to Jungkook and he gladly follows

• They say their goodbyes and end the Vlive finally
• It just was really good Vlive ♥
(sorry for shitty gif quality, but the Vlive I downloaded was just 360px so… :D :/)

anonymous asked:

What happens if Sidney actually speaks Russian, but his accent is horrible and everyone already makes fun of his French so... he doesn't insist when Geno laughs the information off? Do sexy miscommunications ensue? Or does Geno say something rude about Sid just to get the Russians off his back and Sid takes it all wrong and angst ensues?

“Sidney’s creepy,” Geno says drunkenly to Ovi, if not only for the sake of preserving his dignity as Ovi and the rest of the Russians tease him mercilessly about his giant crush. “I wish he could leave me alone and stop being such a mother hen stalker all the time.”

“You love the attention, shut up,” Ovi responds. “You wanna be a stay-at-home dad and drive yours and Sidney’s kid to hockey practice–”

“Shut up, Sid’s fucking weird, okay?” Geno laughs. At least his blush can be written off as from being from the alcohol and not his embarrassment. He’s laughing until he sees Sidney about a few feet away, smile melting off his face and suddenly looking stricken. He waves to Sid and yells in English, “Hey, Sid, sit here!”

Sidney looks very red. He turns away quickly, tugging at Flower’s sleeve and choking something out to him. Flower nods, sends a confused glare at Geno’s direction, then wraps an arm around Sidney as he guides him out of the bar. Geno doesn’t think anything’s wrong, maybe Sidney forgot to fold his super special socks at home or whatever other superstitions he has, until he sees Sidney wiping at his eyes as they duck out.

“Sid,” Geno whispers, then starts to put on his jacket and slide out of the booth. “Excuse me. I have to go.”

“What’s wrong?” someone asks. “You left the stove on or something?”

“Sidney’s crying,” Geno says, panicked. “You think he heard?”

“He can’t speak Russian,” Ovi says. “Or–oh, wait, your goalie said–I thought he was joking, though.”

Fuck,” Geno says. He almost trips over his shoelaces as he tries to get out the bar. “Sidney! Sid! Where you go? Sid!”

He catches to Flower, luckily, walking back to the bar, but he’s walking alone.

“Where Sidney?” Geno demands.

“He went home,” Flower says tersely. “I called him a car.”

“Wha–”

“You know, you’re behaving like a fucking asshole tonight,” Flower says darkly. “Maybe you should go home, too.”