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My Reaction to Yugyeom’s VLive

Me: Sees the new Vlive update with bias wrecker, debating to watch it.

Me: Eventually gives in because is weak

Me: See’s Yugyeom shirtless for 5 seconds

Me: Pauses Video to freak out

Me: *Calls Best friend for advice*

Me: Is mentally prepared after a pep talk

Me: Plays video with confidence

Me: Hears his sleepy voice

My Body: *G O O S E B U M P S*

Me: I didn’t asked to die this way

Me: Calming myself down after realizing that the fans are making suggestion about taking the sheet off.

Me: I can survive this just needed to get used to it

Me: *laughing at the comments*

Yugyeom: *does something disrespectful*

Me: *texts bestfriend* I want the color of my casket to be Yugyeom’s hair color

Me: I shouldn’t be so attracted to a man’s laugh

Me: *sees too much collarbone* 

Me: *whispering* My Bias Is Mark My bias IS MAR-

My brain: WHaT iS a Mark?

Yugyeom: *says he’s a man*

Me an actual intellect: Shut up your like 12

Me: DID HE JUST SAY HE’S TRYING TO SEDUCE ME?

Me: *feels nipples hardening* Well its working

Yugyeom: *pushes hair back*

Me: sjfhgiekubjsbkvhdbkfbjkebjfd

Me: THE DISRESPECT

Me: HIS FOREHEAD

Me: And NOW HE’S SINGING

mE: CRYING IN THE CLUB

Yugyeom: *rubs his eyes*

ME: IS A WRECKED SOUL

Yugyeom: *ends VLive*

Me: I CAN’T believe I’M STILL alive

Me: ITS finished

Me: I can't 

My body: *STILL HAS GOOSEBUMPS*