Thank you for 9,000 followers! Here’s a ficlet about Mari being
protective of her little brother.
“Hopefully you can help me,” said the man on the phone with the
funny accent. “My name is Victor Nikiforov, and I’m looking for Yuuri Katsuki.
He said his family owns a hot springs resort, so I looked up the phone number
on the internet. Can you tell me if I have the right place?”
Mari almost hung up immediately without offering a response. Ever
since Yuuri had inadvertently become a viral video star after performing one of
Victor Nikiforov’s routines, the onsen had gotten more than a few prank calls.
One person had pretended to be a reporter but had instead turned out to be one
of Victor’s crazy fans. Apparently this new caller wanted Mari to believe he
was Victor Nikiforov himself.
“Yuuri’s my brother,” she said, a little heat in her tone.
“Oh, great!” the prankster said. “Could I speak with him please?”
Mari rolled her eyes. Was that supposed to be a real Russian accent?
This guy’s impression of Victor was pathetic.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Female Reader, Arthur Ketch, Sam Winchester
Word Count: 1795
Warnings: canon typical violence
Author’s Notes: This was written for @supernatural-jackles Birthday Challenge. My prompt was the gif below. I decided to go a different route and not write demon!Dean. Also, this is smut free. Go figure.
Now that the fight is over, Miss Evers found it as her cue to come back with her cart. James heard her come in and turned his head saying, “Miss Evers, you are excused for the night. I thank you.” She granted his excuse and left the room to tend to other cleaning needs.
James locks lips with yours and uses his strength to pick you up. You wrap your legs around his waist while he walks both your bodies to the table. Without a care in the world, he pushes whatever is on the table to the side to make enough room to sit you on it.
Rushingly, you remove his jacket, throwing it on the floor, then next you start unbuttoning his shirt. Once you’ve succeeded, James assisted by removing it. He went on to remove your blazer and your top, then started planting light kisses on your neck, making his way down to your breasts, cupping one with his hand. The pleasure from his touch causes you to breathe heavily, moaning softly as you do. “Oh, Mr. March."
Quickly, James removed your leggings & panties, then got on his knees and wrapped his arms around your thighs while he glides his tongue on your arousal. He takes his sweet time, switching back and from licking and sucking. James always knew how to pleasure you exactly how you wanted.
After awhile of pleasuring you with his tongue, he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, then stands up and unbuckles his belt. You use your hands to sit you up as you watch James. You can see how hard he is through his pants. Once his pants and boxers hit the floor, he slowly slides himself into you, making you lay back, arching your back in pleasure. After giving you a minute to adjust to his size, he pounds into you faster in faster. You can see James’ hair turn from well groomed to messy, which actually looks sexy on him.
Eventually, his thrusts started getting sloppier and sloppier. He slapped your outer thigh as he moaned. You couldn’t help but moan back loudly. James just loves it when you moan.
Moments later, he finally finishes, letting his load fill up inside of you. Then, he lays next to you on the table trying to catch his breath.
You turned your head to face him, smirking. "I’ll remember to misbehave next time, Mr. March."
"Oh, darling.” James responds in his sexy 1920’s accent.
*Sorry, I’m not that great at writing smut. But I tried! And I do apologize for how short it is. I haven’t been that inspired lately. But, I hope you guys enjoyed reading anyways. XOXO <3
Hey John!! Just out of curiosity, why is Ignis your favorite chocobro?
He cooks, he’s responsible, he’s handsome, he’s well-spoken, his accent is awesome, he’s really handsome, his hair is great, his fashion sense is hilariously amazing, he’s so fucking handsome, he has glasses, he’s intelligent, he serves the sickest fucking disses and burns, and he IS SO GOOD LOOKING LIKE THE FUCK HE’S SO PURE
Your opinion on? All the egos 😜 both jacks and marks.
oh I love this and this will definitely be long.
Antisepticeye - at first, when Anti showed up at Jack’s FNAF: Sister Location, I didn’t know what was going on. Then when I went to Tumblr, everyone was freaking out that Anti was showing up and by then, I was freaking out. Like, I can’t believe Jack did that. Making fictional characters come to life. I just love Anti <3 Dr. Schneeplestein - he is such a great doctor. And his accent, good lord. Jackieboy Man - BEST SUPER HERO EVER!! Bro Average Chase - he is the best, isn’t he? SUCH A COOL DUDE
Darkiplier - HE IS MY BABE. I would love to get strangled by him. Googleplier - HE SHOULD BE PROTECTED AT ALL COST Wilford Warfstache - that bubblegum bitch, he has a special place in my heart <3 The Host - I wanna hug him :( Ed Edgar - not really my favorite but he is hilarious Silver Shepherd - I always remember Cyndago whenever he pops up :’( MAH HART Bim Trimmer - oh him!!! HE IS A CUTIE Dr. Iplier - “I’m sorry, you’re dying” OKAY TELL ME AGAIN King of the Squirrels - oh, one of the first egos Mark has. He is my favorite (of course, after Darkiplier and Wilford Warfstache) Yandereplier - oh that motherfucking killer, he can stab me all he wants.
He looked at me from the corner of the frat house, a beer to his hand as his eyes never left my body not even when I looked back at him, he would just answer back by arching one of his eyebrows and taking a sip from his beer, which in mine opinion, was on his hand for way too long. I swayed my hips to the beat, a mess of hot bodies around me, but none were dancing with me, not even my friends I had come with, who probably were lucky enough to find a good night stand way faster than I did. My arms went to my head, pushing my sweaty hair away from my face as I continued to dance to a EDM song I didn’t even know the name, my feet ached for me to stop, but the beat was contagious and my promise of a good night was right there and I continued to dance waiting for a move of his
so you all might know me as that one weird girl who’s obsessed with XXY dragons, but let me tell you, there is nothing more beautiful and satisfying to look at than a perfectly coordinated XYZ dragon! they’re also super fun to dress! so this is a relatively useless guide to planning your own! I thought it would be helpful for newbies who are still getting used to all the beautiful colors fr has to offer.
Step 1: Picking a Primary
I started with a blank base so I had a clear vision of what I wanted to go for. Skink is a great gene to start with, because it usually has a stark contrast between its main and accent colors. and also, that throat gradient is to die for. it looks really great with treasure primaries like runes, lace, and contour. other great primaries with accents are poison and petals! Iri also works well on certain breeds.
Step 2: Selecting a Secondary
Here is where things actually get fun. I like to choose a color based on the accent color of the primary. Here, cyan is a perfect match for the accent of lead skink. I like that cyan butterfly just has that pale yellow accent color on the tips, but is otherwise a solid bright blue. You can already see the harmony between the colors beginning to work! Other secondaries that have great accent colors are toxin, spinner, and sometimes shimmer. Keep in mind that with certain colors like orca and metals, pretty much any gene will show off a contrasting accent color because that’s just how that color works! (Those ones are my favorite.)
Step 3: Taking a Tertiary
This is the step where it all comes together. That little pale yellow accent color in cyan butterfly matches perfectly with flaxen. Contour is a great simple gene that doesn’t overwhelm other genes or make them too busy, but adds a ton to bring the secondary and primary together. In addition, choosing an eye color is important too–here I chose light eyes to match the tertiary color. I mentioned great treasure tertiaries in step 1, but glimmer, opal and stained can also make for lovely, unique XYZ dragons!
These are just a few more combinations that can look stunning. With the first dragon I started with his tangerine opal and chose his other colors to be complimentary to it. The second dragon had his primary chosen first, then his tertiary, and his secondary was picked to accent his stunning throat gradient. (Super helpful note: bogsneaks look great with glimmer and underbelly because their throat color will always show through!) The last dragon’s secondary was picked first, and her other genes were chosen to match. On to the last step!
Step 4: Cry
So you want to actually make these dream dragons a reality? Go ahead and search their colors and see what pops up.
There’s a reason it’s nicknamed “the crying workshop.” Have fun with your breeding projects!
Note: Y/F/N: Your Full Name, Y/L/N: Your Last Name
It had been a few weeks since you had first found out that the little bump growing in your stomach was not just from you eating a little too much, but was a tiny human now growing inside of you. This was surprising news to you as you’re quite young, having just turned twenty, but you were also overjoyed because you’d always dreamed of having a child or two, though you didn’t expect it to happen so soon.
Everything would have perfect if your boyfriend, the unborn baby’s father, had stayed around after figuring out about the pregnancy. Long story short, he was immature and not ready to be a parent, so he decided to drop you, leaving you to fulfill the responsibilities of parenthood by yourself. Nevertheless, you still manage to make it to your doctor’s appointments, work full time, and do other adult things by yourself.
There’s this substitute at our school who will never let us do our work, he’ll just speech us about life lessons and morals instead because “y'all need this more than this class” (even tho we’ve all heard it like five times, also he has the funniest gruff old southern man accent ever). His “important lessons and morals” include telling us about how great America is and that we should be thankful to be Americans and if we don’t like it that we should “wrap towels around your heads and hop on your camel and ride the sands”, telling us that we should love each other, and that we shouldn’t do drugs (which includes him pretending to smoke a blunt every time he mentions weed). Other little tidbits include him telling us how his wife fixes his lunch for him every day then he lifts up HIS FULL SIZE FUCKIN COOLER. And when you go use the bathroom he’ll tell you about how you should be grateful you don’t have a poop bag on your side and he insists you listen to his whole speech before you use the bathroom. Also he was subbing my sisters class one time and he was telling them that he found out that his doctor was a lesbian so he got another doctor. There’s so much more but I can’t think of it right now.
So today was the greatest. I met Cory, hugged him, got a picture and then photo bombed my twitter friend Amy’s picture w him. 😂 The play was amazing. Cory said “fuck” like 3 times and I lost it. His accent was great. And then I went to meet him again. Everyone was crowding him and I honestly thought I wouldn’t be able to give him the letter I wrote him and I wouldn’t be able to talk to him again. Then he said he was about to go inside so I ran into the middle of everyone and he stopped and looked at me and said “thank you so much for always being on twitter!” All I could say was “oh. my. God.” Idk how he knew who I was because I didn’t say my name to him in person. Could’ve been the drawing. But anyways I told him that I’m trans and I changed my middle name to Edward because of how much I love how he plays Ed Nygma. And he said that was great and gave me a high five. He was wearing a question mark ring and I was like YOUR RING I LOVE IT and then we hugged and I gave him the letter. He was wearing his favorite shirt. I’ve never been more sexually frustrated.