i saw some people talking about this audio clip being a Real Thing That Actually Exists and was like “no that can’t be true” and then i found it after spending around an hour looking and i’m posting it now because i don’t want to have gone on incognito to search “hanzo shimada ‘all your base’” for fucking nothing
Do I mind texting first? No, I will show that I care about you. Do I mind texting first for weeks and basically talk to myself for a whole conversation? Yeah, I kinda do. So forgive me if I’m done trying.
Teddy: Sooo…I’ve got a sketchbook, no, two- or three
Teddy: Once we were at an arts supply store and gran told me she’d buy any colour I could morph my hair into in 30 seconds so…what?? I love colours. She didn’t mind. Said mom was the same. *grins*
Teddy: *smiling mischievously*…also someone left this in my pocket last week with a note that said “it reminded me of you whatever”…and I couldn’t possibly know *coughs* james *coughs* who that would be.
Teddy: *never leaves the house without a first aid kit* …for when Albus falls off his broom…for Vic’s headaches…
Teddy: Also - glasses. For when I feel insecu-cool, I mean cool. Yeah.
Teddy: …and loads of sweets. I swear half of my bag is sweets. I…have a problem.