hipster robin

Some random Carry On “facts” that I just can’t get over:

- the fact that Agatha just stole somebodies dog
- Simon probably loves butter just as much as he loves scones, and Baz
- that the mage looks like a 21st century hipster Robin Hood 
- Baz in jeans
- Simon thinks that goblins are low-key hot
- belt buckle wand (dude, they have to freakin thrust to cast a spell)
- Baz is a lil kinky (wanting to lick his own spit from Simon’s face) 
- Simon’s part dragon 
- Penny’s half-pixie lesbian roommate 
Basically this book is a riot and I am so not over it