hipster blogs

Tumblr Rules:

1. Everyone likes pizza. even if you don’t you do

2. Harry Potter references are immediately understood and respected by everyone

3. the SPN fandom has a gif for everything 

4. Never mention pie (not even pi)

5. fandom blogs hate hipster blogs and hipster blogs hate fandom blogs

6. NEVER challenge anyones knowledge of their fandoms

7. pickup lines are always smooth

8. gifs make everything better

9. misha is the tumblr princess and saying anyone else is will result in immediate reaction from the spn fandom

10. everyone despises moffat 

  • it's the year 2025
  • the great shipping war has been going on for 3 years
  • fangirls have terrorized the world
  • hipster blogs have completely died out
  • humor blogs refuse to take a side, and we don't bother them much
  • but the world has been split
  • the sane side of the fandom
  • and... them
  • the rebels have taken me captive, but i refuse to speak
  • it gets harder and harder every day
  • but i will stay strong...
  • rebel leader: all you have to do is say it. say it, and you won't have to take this any more.
  • me:
  • rebel leader: *hits me across the face* SAY PHAN ISN'T REAL
  • me: ...
  • me: *spits blood*
  • me: never
The Two Halves of Tumblr
  • Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?
  • Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
  • Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
  • Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
  • Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
  • Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING THAT IS
  • Me: *sees a picture of fall hand sanitizer and a candle laying on flannel*
  • Anyother time of year: Fuckin Hipster blogs....
  • Mid-August to Thanksgiving: OMG FALL! SKELETON WAR WITH PUMPKIN SPICED EVERYTHING WEARING FLANNEL IN CRISP AIR WHILE DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE!
Hipster Blogs scare me....

on gosh no! I just ventured into a hipster blog to see what all the fuss was about. Oh the torture! There were so many pictures of a random person, no tardis, no sherlock, no knights, just a person and fingernails and hair and shoes and cute couples that were canon but HETEROSEXUAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Hipster blogs are scary, never enter one … ever!

Another thing, your blog is not superior just because you’re a fandom blog. The blogs you call “hipster blogs” don’t give a flying fuck if you like them or not. They’re on this website the same reason you are: to post about things they like.
Just because you’re a “Cumberbitch” who reads 3 fanfics a day while crying over the “feels” doesn’t mean you’re some special sunflower.

the fandom blogs are the only ones who acknowledge the "sides" of tumblr...
  • Girl 1: Oh so I was on tumblr last night and I saw this thing and it was really cool!
  • Girl 2: I know right, isn't tumblr the best?
  • Me: Oh you guys have tumblrs?
  • Girls 1 and 2: YEAH!
  • Me: what side of tumblr are you on?
  • Girl 1: what do you mean by "side"?
  • Me: Like fandom, hipster, music, art, food, fashion, etc.
  • Girl 2: um... I don't know...
  • Me: what kind of things do you put on your blog?
  • Girl 1: what do you mean by "things"?
  • Me: do you reblog pictures of actors/characters you like?
  • Girl 1: um occasionally...
  • Me: do you reblog funny pictures?
  • Girl 2: sometimes
  • Me: do you reblog pretty black and white photos with profound captions?
  • Girls 1 and 2: YEAH
  • Me: that means hipster blogs.
  • Girls: But we aren't hipsters...
Hipster versus Fandom

I love how Tumblr has unanimously decided that these are the only kinds of blogs that exist.

“You don’t follow fandom? Well, then you must be a HIPSTER blog, full of starbucks and sepia and motivational quotes and models and things tagged ‘soft grunge’!

"You’re not a hipster? Well, then you must be a FANDOM blog, full of Doctor Who and Sherlock and Avengers and gifs and feels! 

And it’s just

HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE ALL THE EVERYTHING ELSE I MEAN IT’S EVERYWHERE. 

COME ON 

Fuck outta here.

Yesterday one girl asked what my tumblr was, so she could follow me, I told her and then she checked it out. After like a minute she was like “oh you run a hipster blog” I said “No I don’t. It’s just stuff I like. That’s it." From that very comment I knew this wasn’t going to be nice.

And so then like 5 minutes later she said "Hey, I’m sorry but I don’t like your blog” I thought well okay, but then she said “It’s all you and not me." Then I thought "DUH! It’s MY fucking blog, it’s supposed to be ALL me and NOT you.” But I just said “O…kay”

I checked her blog and I didn’t like it either, she runs one of those “swag blogs”. I feel sorry for you if you don’t like what I like, to be honest.