hipster blogs

  • it's the year 2025
  • the great shipping war has been going on for 3 years
  • fangirls have terrorized the world
  • hipster blogs have completely died out
  • humor blogs refuse to take a side, and we don't bother them much
  • but the world has been split
  • the sane side of the fandom
  • and... them
  • the rebels have taken me captive, but i refuse to speak
  • it gets harder and harder every day
  • but i will stay strong...
  • rebel leader:all you have to do is say it. say it, and you won't have to take this any more.
  • me:
  • rebel leader:*hits me across the face* SAY PHAN ISN'T REAL
  • me:...
  • me:*spits blood*
  • me:never