hinnies

*normal real life people making out on the street*

me: ew

*OTP accidentally brushes arms against each other*

me: ASDFGHJKLJHGFDSA THEYRE TPUCHING OMFG THIS IS TRUE LOVE!!!! KEEP THATVPHYSICAL CONTACT THAT GHFFJSITUQWR ASDFGHJ KISS NOW QWERTYUIOP MAKE A BABY. ASDFGHJKL; BE TOGETHER AND FOREVER ZXCVBNM,WER I KNOW YOU LIKE EACH OTHER!!!!!IUYGFIEFHGFHJJF NO STOP DENYING YOUR LOVE SDFGHJKLIUYTDFGHJ OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ghostofghostspast  asked:

For the HP themed asks: 7,18, and 33

7: Top five ships?

If I’m honest I’m not even sure I have 5 ships. I used to be a lot less selective with my shipping but I’ve realised there’s not actually that many hp ships I’m very invested in

Jily is and will forever be my one true love, and romione will always hold a place in my heart. Fanfiction scorose is great (not the cursed child version though) and I low key ship neville/luna. And for five? I guess Hinny? They’re cute but I’m not all that bothered tbh

and I’ve done the other two already thanks for asking :) 

Me as a mother
  • Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story
  • Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get a book*
  • Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*
  • Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-
  • Child: you haven't even opened the book
  • Me: I've memorised the first book
luna as a tattoo artist

just think about it:

- she gives ginny a stick and poke in their fourth year, the first tattoo she’s ever given anyone
- a tiny crescent moon on the inside of her forearm with magic color changing ink
- it tells ginny the weather, and glows when the weather is perfect for quidditch

- hagrid gleefully gets a tattoo from luna sometime in the fifth year
- on his inner ankle, a square of text tells him about the needs of the creatures around him
- he starts sitting with his ankle on his knee to more easily check it

- she gives harry a tattoo the summer before his eighth year
- a small horntail, but it moves from his chest to sit on his shoulder or cower in the crook of his elbow as it pleases
- it wakes him up from his bad dreams, and keeps him warm in the middle of the night

- she gives neville a tattoo before she was stolen into the malfoy’s manor
- it’s a ring encircling his middle finger
- the magic of it is simple, transforming into whatever word he needs to see most when he asks it

- seamus gets one not long after neville
- it’s a tiny bomb on his collar bone, ticking in time with dean’s heart

- hermione doesn’t want a tattoo at first, but as she grows closer with luna she asks for it very shyly in the middle of her eighth year
- it gently pulses with her heart on her shoulder blade, an hourglass on it’s side
- it will sometimes stand up and run sand, but only when hermione is very busy or stressed

- george asks for a tattoo that finishes his jokes, many years after the war, when he is an uncle and godfather
- luna refuses and instead gives him a non-magical tattoo, a china cup mended with gold over his heart

- draco, many years after luna is an established artist and healer, drops into her shop in diagon alley
- he asks her to fix his scar-slashed Mark, and she turns it into a sleeve of flowers, studded with snakes and turtles
- the flowers bloom with his moods, and shield him from hurting himself

More Realistic Names for the Harry Potter Series

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on


Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on Play Edition

As I reread Harry Potter (again) I realize that Ariana Dumbledore was an obscurus. “With magic exploding out of her…” Like that is the definition of an obscurus. We saw it explode out of Credence Barebone. She accidentally killed her mother the same way that Credence accidentally killed those people. She was driven mad by the muggle boys that tortured her and became ashamed of her magic. Credence was forced to be ashamed of his magic as well due to Mary Lou. She couldn’t control it just like Credence couldn’t. ARIANA DUMBLEDORE WAS AN OBSCURUS AND WE WILL SEE IT IN LATER FBAWTFT MOVIES YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

story of my life
  • Me: People have the right to ship whoever and whatever they want! Antis should not spread hate to things that people enjoy!
  • Also me, when my notp is on my dash: what the everliving fuck is this shit doing here