three o’clock,” Kageyama says, “on a Thursday. I don’t want beer, I don’t want
juice. I want to know why you’re—” he gestures vaguely to Hinata’s whole,
squirming torso, “—doing that. What, you got worms? Do you—did you catch something?
Have you given me crabs because I swear to god—”
Hinata balks, waving his hands in
the space between them to shut Kageyama up.
“No, oh my god. I
don’t—I don’t have worms, or crabs, or any other…parasites. I’ve just
got this, and I’m super excited about it.”
This, as it turns out, is a rumpled piece of paper. Hinata holds it
flat on his palm, flicking his eyes between it and Kageyama’s face. He hops a
little on his toes, and pushes his hand right up under kageyama’s nose.
“It’s a list!” He goes on. “I
thought about it all after our first time, but there was just so much stuff
I didn’t wanna forget, so last night, I finally wrote it all down!”
Kageyama blinks down at the wad of
“A…list,” he says slowly. Hinata
nods, frantic. “A list of what?”
Kageyama: How do you feel about milk and what is your favorite kind?
Hinata: What is your “bathroom”? (Place you run into people you don’t want to see the most)
Tsukishima: How do you feel about dinosaurs?
Yamaguchi: Name you say most often?
Tanaka: How often do you try to intimidate someone or go looking for a fight?
Noya: Do you have any special moves?
Ennoshita: Are you the only responsible person in your group?
Suga: How much sass do you exude?
Daichi: Are you the parent friend of the group?
Asahi: Ponytail, bun or headband?
Kiyoko: How often do you beat off adoring fans?
Yachi: What do you overact about the most?
Kuroo: What kind of nerd are you?
Kenma: Favourite video game platform?
Lev: Do/would you try to pet stray cats?
Taketora: Are you a bro type of friend?
Inuoka: What makes you excited?
Bokuto: What are you the greatest at?
Akaashi: Prettiest person you know?
Yukie: Do you love eating?
Konoha: Nickname you hate?
Komi: How loud of a person are you?
Oikawa: Do you believe in aliens?
Iwaizumi: How athletic are you?
Kyotani: Are you a dog person?
Terushima: Do you like to party?
Aone: Would you sit next to someone scary looking on a train?
Ushijima: Who needs to go to your school?
Tendou: What kind of “monster” are you?
Shirabu: Who would you do anything for?
Goshiki: Tell me about your dream!
(I’ve been seeing some fandom asks floating around and decided to make some Haikyuu!! ones. A lot of these are only minimally related to the characters, but I wanted these to be fun and lighthearted.
I’m working on serious Haikyuu!! Asks where I will do every character from each team, so if your favourite isn’t here, just wait!)
Also! I will be sending asks to the first 26 people that reblog this to get the fun started! :)
I did the voice recognition for some characters. Let me know if you want a specific one though!
Hinata Shoyo: Unity show you
Kageyama Tobio: call grandma to be you
Tsukishima Kei: squishy McKay
Yamaguchi Tadashi: yeah I’m good turn off
Yachi Hitoka: Joshua Tucker
Asahi Azumane: I said he is in my name
Tanaka Ryūnosuke: tunica renal scan
Nishinoya Yuu: mission are you
Narita Kazuhito: naruto cause of Hitler
Ennoshita Chikara: I know she do Shakira
Kuroo Tetsurou: cooter turtle
Kenma Kozume: can I cousin
Oikawa Tooru: or comma total
Iwazumi Hajime: it wasn’t me kush cagey
Matsukawa Issei: what the cowboy he say