Pushing their child on the swings
  • Kageyama:*pushes kid off the swing* did I do it right
  • Hinata:*gets hit in the face by the swing*
  • Noya:*pushes the swing so fucking hard that it starts going round in huge circles. The child is screaming. Noya is laughing.*
  • Asahi:*gives baby pushes whilst crying*
  • Tanaka:*spins the swing around* tORNADO
  • Suga:*instead of pushing the swing he sits on the swing with the kid on his lap, like the very proud Mom he is.*
  • Daichi:IF I PUSH YOU ANY HIGHER YOU'LL DIE
  • Yamaguchi:*he's recording the whole thing on his phone, his ringtone is his child laughing. So cute, so innocent, so pure.*
  • Tsukishima:*isn't even pushing the kid he's just standing there. Oh, no, he's walking away.*
  • Oikawa:oh you wanna go higher *pushes so hard that the child flies off into the atmosphere* say hi to my aliens for me *he waves and sheds a tear*
  • Iwaizumi:Wow! You're getting good at swinging yourself! *he's actually just swinging them whilst they move their legs but shhh no one needs to know*
  • Hanamaki:*child falls off* lmao this is meme material.
  • Matsukawa:*child falls off* get rekt
  • Kenma:no wait I need to finish this level *he says as he drops his phone. He cries.*
  • Kuroo:wOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF YOU FELL OVER- oh shit.
  • Yaku:say 'but Dad, you're too small to push me' one more time I dare you.
  • Lev:is it a bird, is it a plane, no IT'S MY KID OH FUCK
  • Bokuto:I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS TIME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY *kicks the swing. Child flies away, he hasn't been found yet.*
  • Akaashi:sure, want some ice cream after this? *he says whilst sitting his baby child on the swing and kissing their forehead like the oh my god I'm crying*
  • Aone:*kid falls off the swing. He stares at the camera like he's on the office.*
  • Terushima:*kid falls off the swing* yoSH
Haikyū!! Characters as Dads (feel free to continue C;)
  • Kageyama:it's literally a tiny me
  • Hinata:my child is taller than me
  • Noya:AND REMEMBER OUR RECITAL OF THE ROLLING THUNDER, DO YOUR DADDY PROUD.
  • Asahi:they're gonna die they're gonna die they're gonna die
  • Tanaka:GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FUCKERS.
  • Suga:I am tired but I will definitely read you another story with silly voices
  • Daichi:dON'T YOU EVEN BOTHER. I WILL NOT BUY YOU THAT TOY.
  • Yamaguchi:you're so cute stop that
  • Tsukishima:that is a velociraptor not a chicken
  • Oikawa:I am crying because my child is prettier than me
  • Iwaizumi:tHAT'S MY DAUGHTER, THAT's MY BABY GIRL.
  • Hanamaki:where is the receipt
  • Matsukawa:where is the instruction manual
  • Kenma:wanna procrastinate with me
  • Kuroo:LET's PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING VOLLEYBALL, SON!!1!
  • Yaku:hahahahahahaha you're grounded.
  • Lev:I broke your dollhouse.
  • Bokuto:I HAVE HAD A BABY OWL HOOT hOoT
  • Akaashi:I made your favourite dinner for you. You look beautiful today, how was school?