himym: season 7

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I AM LAUGHING AT THE AWKWARDNESS OF THIS ENTIRE SITUATION, poor Buzz (from Psych season 7, “Deez Nups”)

Scene I want in Season 9:

Cas:  *Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, minding his own business*

Lady:  *Comes in to buy a Slushee and sees him*  OH MY GOD, YOU’RE GOD!

Cas:  W-what?  Oh–I-I’m sorry, you must be mistaken–

Lady:  YOU’RE ON OUR CHURCH WINDOW!

Cas:  No, really, I–

Lady:  YOU SMITED OUR PASTOR!

Cas:  I-I’m so very sorry.

Lady:  THANK YOU SO MUCH!  HE WAS AN ASSHOLE!  THE NEW ONE’S MUCH NICER!

Cas:  Oh.  Well…

Lady:  I CAME OUT THAT AFTERNOON AND MARRIED MY GIRLFRIEND LAST WEEK!

Cas:  Uh…congratulations?

Lady:  LOOK EVERYONE, I FOUND GOD AT THE KWIK-E-MART!

Cas:  Ma'am, please keep your voice down.

Lady: WHY IS GOD PRICING SPRAY CHEESE AT THE KWIK-E-MART?

Cas:  …the recession?

Lady:  OH MY GOD, GOD GOT LAID OFF!  THOSE ONE PERCENT BASTARDS!

Cas:  *Facepalms*  FML…

Lady:  GOD, WILL YOU PLEASE BLESS MY PRIUS?

Cas:  If I give you money, will you go away?