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“You’re the least needy woman I’ve ever met. That’s awesome. I mean, no guy is gonna say, ‘Who’s your daddy?’ to you; you’re your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I’ve ever banged.”

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The Signs as Marshall Eriksen Moments

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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tv meme: nine female characters » robin scherbatsky [3/9]

“You’re the least needy woman I’ve ever met. That’s awesome. I mean, no guy is gonna say, ‘Who’s your daddy?’ to Robin Scherbatsky; you’re your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I’ve ever banged.” 

  • What she says : I'm fine.
  • What she means : The reason HIMYM finale was a tragedy lies in the last seconds where Ted and Robin get back together. Not only did the writers destroy the most interesting and romantic couple this show has ever had, but they also gave the annoying stupid excessive male character his happy ending while ruining the independent woman and the sensitive womanizer. Worse, they admitted Robin should have been The Mother, which would have been catastrophic since she's never wanted kids. Also, Ted was ready to marry any girl. Robin never left Barney's mind. For Ted, there has been Stella, Victoria, Tracy, etc. For Barney, there was only Robin. She was The One™.
  • Clary: [holding Simon's hand over her stomach so he can feel Baby Clace kick] Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
  • Jace: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
  • Alec: Top ten things Jace said on his wedding night.
  • Simon: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
  • Izzy: Top ten things Clary said on her wedding night.
  • [Clary laughs]
  • Jace: Stop laughing at it, Clary!
  • Everyone: Top ten things Jace said on his wedding night!