himym last forever


The Yeti joke. How I Met Your Mother Files. Screencaps from The X-Files Season 1, Episode 20, “Darkness Falls.” Lines from HIMYM Season 9, Episode 24, “Last Forever, Part 2.”

It was at times a long, difficult road. But I’m glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn’t gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear. You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew… I have to love this woman as much as I can for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me. And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was look at her and thank God, thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, and the whole universe, and anyone else I can possibly thank that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform, and that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.
—  Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
  • Ted: Excuse me, hi!
  • Tracy: Hi!
  • Ted: I'm th-
  • Tracy: The best man, yeah get in here get in here get in here *moves the umbrella over Ted*
  • Ted: Thanks, here, let me *takes umbrella*
  • Tracy: Oh uh ok, thank you.
  • Ted: Great show tonight
  • Tracy: Oh, thank you!
  • Ted: You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right?
  • Tracy: Yeah... and you are the Professor. I took one of your classes
  • Ted: Really? Which one?
  • Tracy: Econ 305.
  • Ted: Econ 305? I don't teach... oh no.
  • Tracy: Ooh yeah
  • Ted: Excuse me, I'm just going to jump on the tracks now...
  • Tracy: No, no, no, no don't you were great, you were great.
  • Ted: Wait a second... this is my umbrella. I left this umbrella at Cindy's you totally stole my umbrella!
  • Tracy: What? No I didn't! This is my umbrella, I bought this.
  • Ted: Excuse me, it even has my initials on it right here; T.M. - Ted Mosby.
  • Tracy: Yeah, look again 'Ted Mosby', those are my initials T.M. - Tracy McConnell.
  • Ted: Ummm... no 'Tracy McConnell' it's T.M. - Totally My umbrella
  • Tracy: Uhhh you're T.M. - Terribly Mistaken, because this umbrella has always belonged T.M. - To Me. Although, I did lose it for a few years there, um... so I went to this dance club-
  • Ted: On St. Patrick's Day...
  • Tracy: On St. Patrick's Day...
  • Ted: And you left it there...
  • Tracy: And I left it there...
  • Ted: And you never thought you'd see it again...
  • Tracy: And I never thought I'd see it again... funny how sometimes you just... find things.
  • Ted: Hi.
  • Tracy: Hi!
Dealing with the HIMYM finale:

DENIAL - It was an early April Fool’s Day joke. There’s no way that’s the real finale, the real ending. It’s just not possible.

ANGER - What the flippity flying fuck was that?

BARGAINING - We never actually saw Ted and Robin get back together. Maybe she turns him down, and he realizes it wasn’t a good idea. Maybe she and Barney do get together in the end. That wouldn’t be as good as it could have been but maybe I could learn to be OK with it.

DEPRESSION - There is no God. Loving things is futile. Every joy is just a disappointment in the end.

ACCEPTANCE DENIAL - 9x22 was the real finale. This was just an alternate ending they decided to air for funsies.