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Awkward

Prompt: I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.

Found on toxixpumpkin’s page

Genre: Romance, Fluff-ish

Length: Roughly 1.5K


“Y/N!” Your head snapped up when you heard the waitress near the counter call to you, “Come here please! I need some help!”

“Yeah, I’m coming, Soo!” You said hurriedly, balancing a tray of a precariously swinging Styrofoam cups in one hand, and another tray filled with empty paper boxes in the other, “Just give me a minute!”

You dumped the stuff behind the counter, as per instructions, before quickly pacing over to her. Soo looked distinctly ruffled as well, hence why you didn’t completely hate on her—you got how she felt.

“We need to take out a bunch of orders right now, but there’s only one of me,” She exclaimed, clearly frustrated, “Could you help me out, please?”

You were really only supposed to be working in the kitchens, and she must have seen the unease on your face, because she grabbed both of your soft hands in her own, looking pleadingly into your eyes.

“You just need to take some coffee to the retreat area,” She promised, eyes searching yours desperately, “That’s all. Please, for me? Aren’t we friends?”

You coughed uncomfortably at the sight of her slightly wild gaze, before sighing and nodding your assent.

“Okay,” You acquiesced, “What does the person look like?”

“You can just go there,” She hurried you off with a motion of her hand; “There’s really only one person there.”

You eyed her doubtfully, but took the proffered cup of warm liquid, along with a plate on which a slice of Chef Do’s famous marble cake sat. Your mouth watered at the sight of it, but you quickly shook your head to keep yourself focused. You had food to deliver.

The retreat area was half the reason why the café was so successful, business-wise. It was practically swamped with people day and night, though most of the waiters and waitresses were employed on a shift basis. Else, there’s no doubt that you all would have gone crazy by then. Since the main café was so busy, the retreat area was opened; this was mostly an area where people could enjoy the quiet and, perhaps, finish up some work.

As you approached, you saw a man sitting on a barstool overlooking a view of the street; he was slumped over a laptop and had headphones on. What really struck you as odd, though, was the mop of mint green hair that sat atop his head; you had seen a lot of different colored hair during your time there, but never that particular shade.

He looked intimidating as hell from the back, though.

You timidly approached him, heart quivering with anticipation. You opened your mouth uncertainly, cursing its sudden dryness; licked your lips and spoke.

“”Um, e-excuse me?” You question hesitantly, mental state worsening at the lack of response, “Excuse me? Sir?”

He still didn’t appear to hear you, and you sighed, preparing to yell when he suddenly swiveled around…which would have been nice, if his legs hadn’t caught yours and sent you flailing down on him.

A couple of beats passed as the both of you froze; him, with coffee dripping down his shirt, and you with your face pressed uncomfortably close his crotch.

You wished the ground would just swallow you up whole. That would be doing you a favor.

“Oh my gosh!” You exclaimed, cheeks coloring an intense shade of red as you staggered backwards, hands pressed to your face, “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!”

He looked slightly shocked, eyes wide and disbelieving and your own eyes widened as you recognized him. He was Min Yoongi, as in the Min Yoongi who everyone said had a temperament of an active volcano. The Min Yoongi who almost every girl wanted, no matter how vehemently they denied it. The Min Yoongi who you’d noticed since the first day of freshman year. At this point, you didn’t know what was worse:

a)      The fact that he was hot as fuck even with green hair

b)     The fact that you spilled coffee on him

c)      The fact that you fell face-first onto his crotch

d)     The fact that you went to the same school and had a one-sided history

You decided that ‘All of the Above’ would be the most viable option, at this point.

His cheeks were also a rosy pink, though it might have just been you; he was incredibly pale anyway, so you might have been over-thinking things, as always. What was important that he didn’t hate you for life.

“Oh, it’s okay, I guess,” He muttered, in a strangely gruff voice that didn’t suit his delicate features, “I just-”

He gestured at his clothes, and your eyes widened once they registered the huge blot of brown adorning his saggy white shirt.

“Oh my goodness,” Your flaming face couldn’t get any hotter, you decided, “I’ll-I’ll do what I can, sir!”

You looked around quickly, finding a stack of paper napkins on a nearby table; you hurriedly snatched them up, handing them to him.

“Um, you can use these,” You bowed your head, too embarrassed to actually show him your face, “I’ll speak to my manager about what we can do for you.”

You were pretty surprised at how professional you sounded, all things considering, and were about to suavely walk out; maybe you had a chance to save face, you decided. Maybe he wouldn’t recognize you.

But, of course, since when had luck ever been on your side? Oh wait: never.

As you turned to leave, his hand shot out to gently circle your wrist; his fingers were cold, and you could feel their icy bite against the warmth of your own slender digits. You gave a small gasp of surprise as you were tugged back to him, as you were pulled into his intense focus.

“You…” He started to say, ever-present frown tugging at his mouth, “Have we met before? You look familiar.”

Of course: he recognized you, but not entirely. Great. Wonderful. Excellent.

“Um, no?” You laughed nervously, carefully tugging your hand so that he’d let it go, to no avail, “You probably have me confused with someone else?”

“Oh, it’s you!” His eyes light up, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips, “The Lion King girl!”

And of course, you’re terribly terrible past had to come into play. What basically happened was that you had been watching the Lion King with the rest of your class to revive good old memories, and you’d cried at Mufasa’s death. So you got emotional over a lion: sue you. ‘What was so bad about it?’ you had thought, poor, innocent, naïve child that you were.

No one ever let you forget it. Every time the subject of a movie came up, forget just lions or the specific movie itself, people always stared at you or made teasing crying faces. Funny, right?

Note the sarcasm.

So, it made sense that it would come back to bite you in the ass. You now had one more thing to add to your List of Embarrassments:

e)      The fact that he remembered you by an embarrassing past incident

At this point, it would have been a wonder for you to be able to show your face at school tomorrow, you surmised. Especially because all your interactions with Yoongi so far (basically just this one, but that wasn’t the point) were just awkward as hell.

“Are you going to laugh?” You sighed, resigning yourself to having your crush of 3 years make fun of you and remember you as an idiot forever, “Go ahead, I’m waiting.”

“I’m not going to laugh,” He assured you, though he did snicker a couple of times, “I was just wondering if you’d acknowledge that we sort of know each other.”

You froze up at that, hand still held limply in his grip. He…already remembered you in the first place.

He continued speaking, not mindful of your shock, a faint dusting of pink spreading across his fair cheeks.

“Um, well, I actually came here because I heard you worked here part-time,” He confessed, and you could only stand there in shock because was that a dream, “I’ve noticed you for a really long time, Y/N-ah.”

And maybe that was a really stalker-like thing to say, but you fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

“This wasn’t really how I’d imagined this going, but…” He sighed tiredly, before looking down at you gently, running his hand along your jaw, “I really like you, so…would you give me a chance?”

You stood there for a couple of moments, eyes wide and disbelieving, before a magnificent grin stretches your face, making it shine beatifically.

“Oh my gosh, yes!” You gush, still unable to process what was happening, “Yes!”

He took your hand in his own, and smiled at you; a small smile that any other girl might have found fake or indifferent, but that you knew was equivalent to the strength of a thousand suns.

“I’m glad.”

Originally posted by frostbittensuga


Written By: Admin Midnight xD

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Kim Dongwan’s 1010 Club “Why Am I Jung Pilgyo”
Guest : Shinhwa (minus Andy it seems)
Co-host : Chilsoo (CS)

(pardon my English and translation inaccuracies, if any)

JJ : I have something to say
CS : Yes
JJ : Hyesung hyung called me just now
CS : Yes
JJ : That.. This is a live recording, since this is a live recording, he asked to say a word about him
CS : What kind of word?
JJ : Please say a word
KDW : u-wong(?) (tn: what even)
ER : u-wong(?) (tn: why are you even repeating that?)
CS : Should we all say a word?
JJ : Yes, I’m sure he’s listening now. Chilsoo hyung too please say a word
LMW : I’m really just gonna say one word
CS : Yes
LMW : PILGYO
KDW : Hmm.
CS : I am, ha I am going to say a word too
KDW : Yes
CS : JUNG PILGYO
ER : Ya~ it’s 2 words….??
KDW : I will say a word too. JUNG PILGYO JUNG JINGYO BROTHERS
ER : For me it’s, chest.nut.. it’s chuseok, isn’t it
KDW : Ah~~
JJ : I’ll say a word too
CS : Yes
JJ : (Imitates Hyesung’s part in Eusha Eusha, where his voice broke at the “took, took” part)
KDW : I will say a word too. (Imitates Hyesung’s broken voice singing to BoyzIIMen’s “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday”)
(laughs)
ER : All the goosebumps-inducing couples in the train
JJ : Yes
ER : This is a true story that happens inside the train.
Hyesung ah hi? hehehe~ (tn: sudden greetings to hyesung)
(tn: trying to start his story again) The train was crowded with people. I am standing in front of a couple–
but really, Jung Pilgyo is giving me a call? (tn: I think he’s trying to tell a story but Hyesung suddenly calls)
JJ : Yes
KDW : Ah! I’m sorry I’ll say a word again.
ER : Yes
KDW : Ah we, this is what me and Junjin did.
ER : Yes
KDW : We called Hyesung once. This ppi! sound. Ppi! sounds came out, right?
JJ (at the back) : !@#!$!% it seems that a call is coming? 
KDW : but that hmm that happens but
JJ (at the back) : Right now a call is coming through
KDW : I will try using the original one. This is not the one, originally it’s that one (does weird sound)

(,,,,,,,,,;; these people have no interest in listening to oppayam at all…)

JJ : Yes yes (!@@#%%)
ER : We’ll try to connect the call.
JJ : Hello? Yes
ER : What did he say?
JJ : Yes yes oh hyung, why?
SHS : Why am I Pilgyo?!!!!!!
ER : Ah we heard that~
JJ : So your name is Jung Pilgyo~
KDW : Please introduce yourself using the mic again
JJ : What did you just say?
SHS : I SAID WHY AM I JUNG PILGYO!!!!
(laughs)
JJ : He’s asking why he is Jung Pilgyo when it’s correct that his real name is Jung Pilgyo
KDW : He’s rejecting his real name
ER : We’re recording live too, really he is…
SHS : ??? I’m listening, so do well kids
JJ : Ah, he said he’s listening well so we should do well ! @#$%
ER : Ah, Hyesung ah I love you
KDW : Now Jung. Then Jung Pilgyo please say a word to our family at 1010 again, now, start!
SHS : HELLO!!!!!
(laughs)
KDW : Oh~ I really don’t want to listen to him
(laughs)
KDW : I should not have asked
JJ : Oh~ Hyesungie hyung,
KDW : Hmm
JJ : That, for the sake of other listeners we will hang up.
KDW : Yes

TOOK! (tn: they hung up)

(laughs)
KDW : But this is the nationwide first
(laugh)
KDW : Nationwide first phone call
ER : Using a handphone
KDW : Using a handphone
(laughs)

LATER……….

KDW : Ah we need to answer this call from Hyesung, can we connect? Ah I really don’t want to talk with Hyesung on the phone but,
CS : Yes.
KDW : I have no choice. We’ll try it once.
CS : This is nationwide first (handphone call on a radio show) can you hear his voice?
KDW : Yes, well, I hear it well. Now. Hello?
SHS : Hello,
CS : Wah~ it’s loud!
KDW : Yes
SHS : No, why, why are you discussing my singing skill right now?
KDW : Ah we did not talk about Hyesung’s singing skill just Hyesung’s human nature…
SHS : (Sings his part in Eusha Eusha perfectly) Look
KDW : Ah, now the radio volume, it is not proper (tn: he meant Hyesung should tone it down cuz he’s being noisy and it’s rude for the listener), I need to slow down the radio volume..
?? : Please slow it down!! (!@#!@$??)
KDW : No, you seems like an uncivilised person
SHS : It’s not that
KDW : Are you a primitive person? (tn: what is he saying really -_-;;)
SHS : As I keep listening I really feel taken back so I can’t hear any of it anymore
LMW : Taken back? What taken.. Did you leave the railroad? (tn: play on words) 
SHS : I was ???~
KDW : But Hyesung
SHS : Yes
KDW : You said you’re taken, taken back so please say something
SHS : No, at me, to Junjin,
KDW : Hmm
SHS : Because I asked (Junjin) to say a word about me
KDW : Hmm
SHS : Everyone goes “Pilgyo Pilgyo”
KDW : But what’s wrong with saying your name?
(laughs)
KDW : Why can’t he be proud of his name
SHS : !@!@$ hyung!
KDW : What?
SHS : Wait, ah I don’t remember the name, Chilsoo hyung!
KDW : Yes
CS : Yes
SHS : Why Chilsoo hyung, why Chilsoo hyung, why even hyung is being like this?
(laughs)
SHS : Yes?
CS : Ai
SHS : What did you say I do?
CS : Ai so
SHS : You keep (?)
CS : That’s not it. There’s this 4 guys here who keep staring at me, that kind of atmosphere
SHS : Hello?
CS : So I’m scared..
SHS : Hello
KDW : Yes hello?
CS : Yes
SHS : Yes, anyway, I want to quickly return to 1010 so this prank call !@#!
KDW : Yes, now- Anything more you’d like to say? Yes to fans…
SHS : Something I’d like to say? Just now I already sing….
KDW : Ah wait, aooh I’m just gonna hang up (tn: I think he really hung up here)
ER : Agu what to do with this!!
(laughs)
ER : (Hyesung) did a mistake..
LMW : He was sure (that Hyesung) will say something that’s very funny it seems-
KDW : I’m sorry hahahha
(laughs)
KDW : Ai just, I just want to hang up (laughs)
ER : Sometimes you just wanna do that. Take out the battery from that (mic) now
(laughs)
ER : Again he’s calling again
JJ : This is frustrating…..!@!$@% When we really want to do something…
LMW (at the back) : Me again, he’s calling me again, no?
JJ : Doing it without hesitating is… Youth. (tn: I’m not sure if this is a legit saying, or he’s just playing around) 
(laugh)
JJ : We are the idols of the 10’s
(laugh)
CS : I see.
KDW : Hyesung
CS : Well actually I want to say something nice about Hyesung too,
KDW : Yes hehehe
CS : Right now the battery had been taken away you know? So just leave it (tn: he doesn’t want anyone to put the battery back)

I love High Rollers because Elora is coming back from a conversation that made her pissed only to find 

a) Very Drunk Cam who still hasn’t realized that the lady he’s been hitting on is a lesbian

b) said lady’s girlfriend, also Very Drunk, loudly explaining this to him

c) Mina also deciding to throw in the fact that she likes girls for the hell of it

d) Elora’s own drunk dad laughing his head off at this 

e) a presumably very amused and sober Trellimar

SCHOOL OF SPORTS

A cute STUPID little fic cause after someone just reposted my stuff -AGAIN- I thought. Hey, let’s make something shitty

For: @nobear-tmblr

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The ordinary school story normally starts with the new girl entering the school.

This is Stephanie. She was new in town.

But no one cared about that because the author was a Sportarobbie fan and so the scene was skipped and focused on the senior class of the middle school.

There was Robbie Rotten. Sitting in the last row next to the window and talking to no one as usual. The typical anime cliché. He was minding his own business and never interacted much with the other students. The other students were just plain idiots or full of energy, partying a lot and meeting nearly every day after school. Robbie couldn’t stand them. He also barley knew them. He was a bright student and able to skip a class. Some might say because of his laziness he wouldn’t be able to do that. But skipping a class means one year less of school; ergo: one year less of work.

Back to his class mates.

The stupidest of them all was SportCOW (author: No, no, no. His name is Sportacus, Robbie!). He was always moving around, showing of his skills, his muscles, his abs, his ass- No! He definitely didn’t like that idiot. The guy was so oblivious (author: Who of you?). Sportacus never seemed to realize that there were a lot of girls -and boys- liking him quite a lot. They would jump him right on the spot if he showed any interest in them.

HRGH! STOP IT ROBBIE!’ he thought to himself and slowly let his head drop on the desk. He has fallen in love with that idiot and the guy didn’t even know of his existence. (NOTICE ME SPORTA-SENPAI!).

During lunch Robbie left the room and went into the Physics room. No one entered the Physics room during breaks. Or ever. Why did they have such a room? Never mind. Back to the story.

Robbie was enjoying his peaceful lunch and scrolling through tumblr as a someone rushed into the room and slammed the door behind them with more force than necessary. Robbie dropped his phone as he realized who entered.

Sportadork! (Author: ANIME CLICHÉ! WARNING! ANIME CLICHÉ! LOVE INTEREST FINDS THEM)

And he was looking at Robbie perpelexed.

If it weren’t for his big ego, Robbie would have made a girly screech.

“Sp-Sportador-Sportacus!? What are you doing here?”

A sheepish smile appeared on Sportacus’ face. “Uhm. A flock of people was running after me.”

“…”

“…What?”

Sportacus turned around and opened the door a gap. After a quick look in both directions he closed the door and let out a sigh of relieve. Without the caution of before he dropped himself in a chair close to Robbie.

Robbie willed his heart to calm down and focused back on this absurd scenario he was now stuck in that only an idiot could come up with (author: :’( ).

Sportacus kept looking at Robbie as if he was expecting a question, a sentence or maybe a love confession? Why was he so god damn silent? Robbie didn’t say anything.

Apparently, he took the hint. “I thought you asked me a question. I am sorry, I didn’t catch what you were saying.”

Robbie felt the need to make the cliché move of rubbing his temples. Instead he kept his steady breathing. “A flock of people was running after you? So?”

The sport-loving-disaster-of-a-guy in front of him looked like he wasn’t sure Robbie was joking or not which made Robbie rather uncomfortable. Did he miss something? What was going on here?

And again the guy had mercy on him.

“Today is Valentine’s Day.”

GOD DAMN IT! WHAT KIND OF CLICHÉ STORY IS THIS!?

-Next episode on SCHOOL OF SPORTS-

Robbie struggles with his feelings. A lot.

Sportacus does sports. A lot.

Stepahnie isn’t mentioned. A lot.

-NOW IT’S YOUR TURN TO VOTE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!-

a) Robbie tries to murder SportaFLUMPTY

b) Sportacus likes Robboe too and has a cliché gift for him

c) Stephanie makes an appearance

d) Robbie has a melt down

*writen in 10 min - don’t expect quality
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Sheryfa Luna - Il Avait Les Mots

Il était vraiment plus âgé que moi

He was really older than me

Je suis tout bêtement tombée dans ses bras

I stupidly fell in his arms

Par lui j'ai découvert ce que je ne connaissais pas

With him I discovered what I didn’t know

Il semblait sincère, je l'aimais pour ça

He seemed sincere, that’s why I loved him

Ce qui m'a toujours dérangé, est que rarement le soir je pouvais le capter

What always bugged me is that I could rarely call him at night 

Mais dès qu'il me parlait, je la fermais

But as soon as he talked to me, I shut it

Il avait les mots, m’a rendue accro

He knew what to say, made me addicted

Je voyais déjà l'avenir dans ses bras

I already pictured my future in his arms

Il avait les mots, m‘a rendue accro

He knew what to say, made me addicted

Je ne savais pas que je ne le connaissais pas

I didn’t know that I didn’t know him

Il avait les mots

He knew what to say

Je n'avais plus de vie

I no longer had a life

Je ne pensais qu'à lui

He was the only thing I was thinking about

Même si j'ai cramé que souvent il mentait

Even if I often caught him lying

Il se perdait dans ce qu'il me racontait

He was getting mixed up in his lies

Se trompait de nom quand il disait qu'il m'aimait

Said the wrong name when he told me he loved me

Et je supportais, je pardonnais…

And I dealt with it, I forgave…

Dans sa caisse j'ai trouvé des jouets

I found toys in his car

J'ai grillé que son ex continuait de l'appeler

I found out that his ex kept calling him

Mais qu'est-ce qu'il cachait? Je le découvrais

What was he hiding? I was finding out

Il avait les mots, m’a rendue accro

He knew what to say, made me addicted

Je voyais déjà l'avenir dans ses bras

I already pictured my future in his arms

Il avait les mots, m‘a rendue accro

He knew what to say, made me addicted

Je ne savais pas que je ne le connaissais pas

I didn’t know that I didn’t know him

Il avait les mots

He knew what to say

Je l'ai suivi chez lui, bête de jardin et chien de compagnie

I followed him home, great garden and watchdog

Putain de maison, on s'imagine tout de suite la vie de famille

Big ass house, you can immediately picture the family lifestyle

Pendant tout ce temps

During all this time

J'étais dans le faux, j'étais dans le faux

I was in the wrong, I was in the wrong

Sa femme m'a surprise

His wife caught me

Elle est tout de suite venue m'avouer

She directly told me

Que je n’étais pas la première conne avec qui il s'amusait

That I was not the first stupid girl he played with

Pendant tout ce temps

During all this time

J'étais dans le faux, j'étais dans le faux

I was in the wrong, I was in the wrong

Ce qui m'a toujours dérangé est que rarement le soir je pouvais le capter

What always bugged me is that I could rarely call him at night

Mais je m'en doutais, mais je la fermais…

I suspected it, but I shut it…

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Key: CILLBIPHER

IT WILL TAKE 1,000 YEARS FOR TIME BABY’S MOLECULES TO RECONSTITUTE. AND WHEN HE’S BACK, HE’S GOING TO BE VERY CRANKY.

17-23-11-19 15-5 9-2-19-6, 23-10-20 15 1-9-10
10-9-1 15-4'5 4-15-11-19 4-9 5-4-23-6-4 4-16-19 18-3-10
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GAME IS OVER, AND I WON
NOW IT’S TIME TO START THE FUN
I ALWAYS LOVE CORRUPTING LIVES
NOW LET’S SEE WHICH PINES SURVIVES

Season 2 End Credit Codes
  1. S2E1: SMOFZQA JDFV WELCOME BACK
  2. S2E2: OOIY DMEV VN IBWRKAMW BRUWLL WHAT KIND OF DISASTER INDEED
  3. S2E3: NLMXQWWN IIZ LZFNF REMEMBER BIG HENRY
  4. S2E4: YM’KL ECN PPK WFOM UBR KQVXNLK, DCI SIK’U VDA JFTOTA AYQ BWL VVCT “EBTGGB BHWKGZH” HVV: TMEASZFA LOS YCDT PRWKTIYEKGL DBV XQDTYRDGVI WE’VE ALL HAD SOME FUN TONIGHT, BUT LET’S NOT FORGET WHO THE REAL “PUPPET MASTERS” ARE: REPTOIDS WHO HAVE INFILTRATED OUR GOVERNMENT
  5. S2E5: BRTYMEMNX QBR HRRQPEE ANTHYDING CAN HADPLEN
  6. S2E6: PVREK BIG QF. JCDQZRF’ ZNVEFH OBCX: “C BEWRS VVUTBFL BT BKNX CVAY BKNX CVAY BKNX” CHECK OUT DR. WADDLES’ LATEST BOOK: “A BRIEF HISTORY OF OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK”
  7. S2E7: MXNGVEECW MW SLAWW. SUL FPZSK MW SOJMRX IGNORANCE IS BLISS. BUT BLISS IS BORING
  8. S2E8: FOC’T FW MVV VIBE EZBAV KF NOW KTB'K FO IHG BBAV VIBE DON’T DO THE TIME CRIME IF YOU CAN’T DO THE TIME TIME
  9. S2E9: O SAM KVGS I EAT KIDS
  10. S2E10: PYOL YS QH LLFDJW: UAH DNCVFW ZTCKW XKG WFFWWKNLLMRP? WISAGCXJ AR WKUISW! DPX WDSUKXR: LLH UBFO NEXT UP ON UTBAHC: DID ALIENS WRITE THE CONSTITUTION? CRAWDADS IN TIARAS! AND FLORIDA: THE SHOW
  11. S2E11: LAR ZPUHTFTY XWEUPJR GHGZT THE ORIGINAL MYSTERY TWINS
  12. S2E12: TIZOLHAJSIW CKMMWZPMKQ: GLY KJQBH BACKUPSMORE UNIVERSITY: YOU TRIED
  13. S2E13: VXFQLKB-AYRTHHEJ! EXCELSI-WHATEVER!
  14. S2E14: CWZSQVQBEWZSQVQBEWZSQVQMPHKD ‘MZ! GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT 'EM!
  15. S2E15:  S UPYTYH DIP GAVO QETHI MCBK OHK XEXJB VRW YOUWCHIA VRSV OQ LRDIA A SIMPLE MAN WITH EAGER EARS MAY TRUST THE WHISPERS THAT HE HEARS
  16. S2E16:  VCDH, PZNS P CSSOS VDPUHB GTXILSKTV, VYSCIYROZN USLQR WXW NDM WDQVZOGS, EEG PTUVZHBSTH R WOAZMEJ PJAPURU PCH JDGHN GRW OADRX WVT LEP  SOOS, LIKE A NOBLE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, EVENTUALLY FOUND HIS WAY HOMEWARD, AND BEFRIENDED A TALKING BULLDOG AND SASSY CAT ALONG THE WAY
  17. S2E17:  ETX XPI ASTD GI?  DID YOU MISS ME?
  18. S2E18:  KB HTMT IHOV 1,000 AMLCT NDY XZOM MLCG'H TSCGKFWFA IV VVEWYDUQIBXV, CVO HIMC OI'J DINV, IM'H NSZPO EZ CM KLVP EZLYLG  IT WILL TAKE 1,000 YEARS FOR TIME BABY’S MOLECULES TO RECONSTITUTE, AND WHEN HE’S BACK, HE’S GOING TO BE VERY CRANKY.
Weirdmageddon Part I

End-credits text:

KB HTMT IHOV 1,000 AMLCT NDY XZOM MLCG'H TSCGKFWFA IV VVEWYDUQIBXV. CVO HIMC OI'J DINV, IM'H NSZPO EZ CM KLVP EZLYLG.

Translated (using the keyphrase CILL BIPHER) :

IT WILL TAKE 1,000 YEARS FOR TIME BABY’S MOLECULES TO RECONSTITUTE. AND WHEN HE’S BACK, HE’S GOING TO BE VERY CRANKY.

Imagine someone asking Hamilton about Laurens - what he thinks about him, or what kind of man he is - and him totally stumbling over his words with no idea what to say because

a) he couldn’t bear to do his friend an injustice by being anything other than 100% honest about what an incredible and amazing person he is, but

b) there’s no way on earth he could let it on how completely and utterly enamoured he is with him

c) he knows there is absolutely no way he could be able to do the former without totally giving away his feelings regarding the latter

  • Emma having to kill her true love in order to save everyone
  • Killian telling her ‘it’s okay’ and wanting her to remember him as a hero
  • Emma seeing him die in front of her eyes for the third fucking time
  • Killian’s last picture of her being savior Emma with her golden princess hair and red leather jacket
  • Emma refusing to let go of Killian’s hand when his body was taken away
  • Emma lying on the couch of their future home holding onto his ring, literally paralyzed from the pain.
  • Emma not accepting the loss of her true love, standing right back up with a plan to save him
  • Intends to share a heart with him like the mothership of true loves aka Snowing
  • “I will find you, I will always find you” not even slightly worried about having to go to hell in order to find him
  • CS being paralleled to Snowing for the billionth time, once again proving how fucking endgame they are