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Beyonce is no one’s mammy.

So the record-scratching comments from Adele and Faith Hill shortly after Beyonce’s Grammy performance came across as absolutely bizarre. In her earnest acceptance speech for her Album of the Year win, Adele praised her fellow artist’s vision for “Lemonade,” the album Adele’s “25” bested in the category. She also all but said Beyonce deserved the Grammy.

She then turned inward and noted how difficult it was to re-enter the music business to record the album, particularly as a young mother. As a music lover and mother, I was nodding in appreciation of her vulnerability and openness.

But then she said this: “My dream and my idol is Queen Bey, and I adore you,” she gushed to Beyonce in the front row. “You move my soul every single day. And you have done for nearly 17 years. I adore you, and I want you to be my mommy, all right.”

Shortly after, Faith Hill repeated the sentiment: “I’m older than you, but I want you to be my mommy, too.”

Both comments were made without the least bit of irony, but for this black mom, those words made me bristle — seared me down to my soul.

Beyonce Is Not The Magical Negro Mammy

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images


My Face claim/Modern AU for some of the youths from Httyd/Rtte :

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock iii➡ Andrew Garfield
Astrid Hofferson➡ Cariba Heine
Fishlegs Ingerman➡ Jonah Hill
Snotlout Jorgenson➡ Adam DeVine
Ruffnut Thorston➡ Taylor Momsen
Tuffnut Thorston➡ Jason Mewes
Heather the Unhinged➡ Katie McGrath
Dagur the Deranged➡ Michael Fassbender
Eret son of Eret➡ Keanu Reeves

(I also make aesthetics for them sometimes, you can find them here, more will come soon)

Despite the fact that it’s pretty goddamn crazy that there’s a talking bear in a duffle coat, most people react to Paddington not with amazement, but with prejudice. Like the cab driver who charges extra for bears.

Even Paddington’s adoptive family try have him fit their mold rather than learn about his culture. Instead of taking a few minutes to learn his Peruvian name, they literally give him the first “English one” they see: the name of the goddamn train station they’re all standing in.

It’s pretty clear that Paddington’s story is meant to represent the immigrant experience in England – but it’s likely an even more specific commentary than one might realize. The location of Paddington Station was one of the means by which a large influx of West Indian immigrants entered Britain in the 50s. The racial tension bubbled up into the brutal Notting Hill race riot in 1958 (not to be confused with the Notting Hill riots from 1999, when people demanded Hugh Grant’s head). Incidentally, 1958 is the same year the first Paddington book was published.

The recent movie adaptation didn’t ignore this context, incorporating calypso music in the soundtrack as a reference to the Notting Hill immigrant culture. Even Paddington’s distinctive suitcase and “Please Look After this Bear” tag aren’t totally apolitical – they were inspired by the author’s memories of children being evacuated during WWII, standing in a train station with “a label round their neck with their name and address on and a little case or package containing all their treasured possessions.” So, yep, Paddington is a refugee.

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New Masterlist!

I spent way too long doing this, but it looks somewhat prettier than my old one soooooo  😄

☁ = Smut
✽ = Other potential triggers

Shawn X Alex
➳Little Bumking; 1 and 2
“Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Distracted Me Then”
Truth or Dare Game From Hell
“It’s Not Going to Hurt You”
Pool Fun
Welcome to The Family
“Did You Know…”
Food Poisoning
Bathroom ☁
Stressed Out
Pick Up
➳Busted; 1, 2 and 3
➳Movie Night; 1 ☁and 2
“If You Can’t Sleep”
Poorly Shawny
“I Don’t Know What I’m Doing with My Life”
First ☁
Feline Friend
It’s Just a Prank, Brugh
Early Morning Sun
➳Interruptions; 1 and 2
➳Jeep; 1 ☁and 2
Massage ☁-ish
Tomato Boy
Morning Voice
Across the Table
Can You Hold This…”
Tour Bus ☁
Love Sick
Drama Queen
God Damn Hills Race
➳Proposal; 1 and 2
Family Parts 1 and
➳ Soulmates
➳ Loser Squad Parts 1 (part 2 coming soon)
➳ Fireman! Mendes Part 1 (Part 2 coming soon)

Shawn X Reader 
➳ For the Love of God

Dad! Mendes / Pregnancy Blurbs
Tylenol and Toast
➳ Stupid Daddy
➳ Small 
➳ Poorly Monkey
➳ A Giant in a Child’s Chair
➳ Embarrassment 
➳ Baby Grows and Tears
➳ Disney Movies and Stomach Bugs
➳ Birthday; The Intro

College! Mendes / Tutor! Mendes
Kissing Contest
Study Break
➳Strip-vision; 1, 2 ☁ and 3

Bullet Point
Cheer Up
The Start of College! Mendes
More College! Mendes
Sick 2.0
Between the Sheets ☁
Without Protection ☁
Big Brother

➳Honeymoon; 1 and 2

Random Blurbs (Mainly Shawn X Alex)
New Year
Cold Skin
Short Skirt
“Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
“Take. It. Off.”
“Stop! It tickles!”
‘The One When Shawn is Drugged and Wants M&Ms’
Clothes Thief
Potty Mouth
High! Mendes

Noun Game
Crush, House, Harry Potter


Enjoy the symphony 

It’s Flag Day! On this week’s podcast, we explore the ways that communities of color in the United States relate to the Stars and Stripes.

And we thought it worth a few moments to celebrate a flag created nearly a century ago for black Americans.

The Pan-African flag, (also called the Marcus Garvey, UNIA, Afro-American or Black Liberation flag,) was designed to represent people of the African Diaspora, and, as one scholar put it, to symbolize “black freedom, simple.”

The banner, with its horizontal red, black and green stripes, was adopted by the Universal Negro Improvement Association (UNIA) at a conference in New York City in 1920. For several years leading up to that point, Marcus Garvey, the UNIA’s leader, talked about the need for a black liberation flag. Robert Hill, a historian and Marcus Garvey scholar, says that Garvey thought of a flag as necessary symbol of political maturity.

“The fact that the black race did not have a flag was considered by Garvey, and he said this, it was a mark of the political impotence of the black race,” Hill explains. “And so acquiring a flag would be proof that the black race had politically come of age.”

On Flag Day, Remembering The Red, Black And Green

Photo: Scott Olson/Getty Images
Caption: Demonstrators hold up a Pan-African flag to protest the killing of teenager Michael Brown on Aug. 12, 2014 in Ferguson, Mo.

Freddy Frenzy Friday | “Come on, Dover, move your bloomin’ arse!”

To his mother it perhaps appeared as a marriage to some lady of means who could not resist her boy’s niceness. Fancy her feelings when he married a flower girl who had become déclassée under extraordinary circumstances which were now notorious!

- “Pygmalion”, George Bernard Shaw, 1916