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Watch: Nyle DiMarco reminds voters what’s at stake on election day for people with disabilities

[Nyle DiMarco signing] You can keep this ad muted if you want and keep scrolling past it. But if you’re still listening to my voice, please know that there are a lot of people out there without one. Among the 50 million Americans living with a disability, many don’t have the ability to work, to travel, or to do countless other things you might take for granted. So this November, please consider voting for the only candidate with a plan to change that.

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nearly witches (ever since we met) // panic! at the disco

The signs as famous conspiracy theories
  • Aries: Flat Earth/Illuminati/saved by the bell was made by the illuminati
  • Taurus: Shadow Earth/the moon is fake/hitler is still alive
  • Gemini: Aliens in the ancient world/Denver airport/last thursday
  • Cancer: MK Ultra/shark spies/AIDS was created by the government to weaken the population
  • Leo: Shadow government/Hillary Clinton is really a body double/HAARP
  • Virgo: The moon landing was faked/freemasons/fluoride in the water to cause sickness
  • Libra: Roswell 1947 crash/dinosaurs built the pyramids/FEMA prison camp coffins
  • Scorpio: Chemtrails/Michael Jackson was killed by the Iranian government/tsunamis are caused by governments testing nuclear bombs
  • Sagittarius: Reptilians/world war II was staged/the government knew the pearl harbor bombings would happen
  • Capricorns: Star gate/hollow earth/peak oil
  • Aquarius: Number stations/that one pageant kid that died continued on to be Katy Perry/Elvis is still alive
The signs as people during election day

Aries: noooooo *hides under covers*

Taurus: you voted third party? shame. SHAME.

Gemini: *sobs*

Cancer: * “I voted stickers” cover every inch of their body. they morph into a ball of human garbage and become the next 2020 presidential candidate*

Leo: *single tear falls down their cheek in memory of Bernie*

Virgo: I hate them all *puts their cat in the write in option*

Libra: yes i am with H E R put me DOWN for clinton! FOR THE HILL(ary) IS ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF VOTES!!

Scorpio: VERMIN SUPREME FTW!!

Sagittarius: I don’t care for either so im going to vote third party *gets jumped*

Capricorn: *packing bags for Canada* that doesn’t concern me anymore kiddo

Aquarius: i.. uh… ummm *sweats*

Pisces: *cant decide between a war with russia or a war with mexico over a wall*

The signs as presidential candidates

Hillary Clinton: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio

Donald Trump: Cancer

Bernie Sanders: Virgo, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn

Gary Johnson: Taurus, Leo, Pisces

The signs as Leslie Jones's commentary on the presidential debate
  • Aries: they walkin' around, man, with these mikes..i want them to fight so bad
  • Taurus: why didn't i get invited to this
  • Gemini: you is a ♫ LIIIIAAARRR ♫
  • Cancer: .............YAANSWE RTHE QUESTIO-
  • Leo: this motherfucker is thinking about call of duty
  • Virgo: i can't believe this is where the fuck we are right now
  • Libra: she doin' stand up comedy right now
  • Scorpio: he looks like a big DUMMY DUMB DUMB
  • Sagittarius: oh god i wish this were a rap off
  • Capricorn: she is drowning in a SEA OF LIES that that motherfucker is dishing out
  • Aquarius: look at hillary..just chillin'
  • Pisces: she won't even touch this motherfucker- I WON'T TOUCH YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
the signs as memes

aries: hillary vs bernie

taurus: anything nicolas cage

gemini: rick rolling

cancer: anything donald trump

leo: john cena

virgo: damn daniel

libra: dat boi

scorpio: peyton manning’s fivehead

sagittarius: anything michael cera

capricorn: gnome child

aquarius: twitter memes

pisces: pepe the frog

The Signs and Who They DON'T Want For President
  • Aries: Donald Trump
  • Taurus: Donald Trump
  • Gemini: Donald Trump
  • Cancer: Donald Trump
  • Leo: Donald Trump
  • Virgo: Donald Trump
  • Libra: Donald Trump
  • Scorpio: Donald Trump
  • Sagittarius: Donald Trump
  • Capricorn: Donald Trump
  • Aquarius: Donald Trump
  • Pisces: Donald Trump
who the signs should be voting for in the primaries
  • donald trump:
  • ted cruz:
  • marco rubio:
  • hillary clinton:
  • bernie sanders: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces