Mary: You’re performing an exorcism on me?!?!? Get off me!
Hilary Faye: OK, wait a second. So are you not gonna accept our intervention here?
Mary: You mean kidnapping? No!
Hilary Faye: You are backsliding into the flames of hell.
Veronica: You’ve become a magnet for sin! We’ve all witnessed it.
Mary: Sure, Veronica acting all pure–what about last spring break at the Promise Makers’ rally, huh?
Hilary Faye: Oh my God … you are making accusations as we’re trying to save your soul? Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don’t know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: I am filled with Christ’s love! [throws her Bible at Mary] You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: This is not a weapon, you idiot.