hilary here have this

anonymous asked:

im so confused why is grayson OK now? you have no moral backbone

This may come as a shock to you, but recieving new information on something you previously didn’t have the full story on has the power to change your opinion on things. For example finding out that someone wrote a revenge callout demonizing a sex worker rape survivor. I find it fucking hilarious you’re coming up here saying I have no backbone when your bitch ass is on anon not even confident enough on your Onion of grayson to be public about it.

Originally posted by babythirlwalls

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“You’re going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.”

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of funny YOI fics? Doesn't need to have much as long as it makes me laugh!!!

I love a good laugh! I have read SO many hilarious fics, here are a few of them where I was dying from laughing so hard!

(The gif was made by @nikiforoov! Thank you!!)


Humor


Bottom’s Up by cryingoverspilledvodka, lucycamui, Teen, 4.3k
At the Grand Prix banquet, Victor’s been asked to sign an autograph for a very enthusiastic fan. Unfortunately, there’s a distinct lack of paper around. Fortunately, Yuuri has a suggestion. This is the best thing I have ever read, I’m still screaming HHAHHAHAHAHA

Amateur or Expert by Watermelonsmellinfellon, Teen, 1.9k
AU where Yuuri is a ice skating instructor and Victor is thirsty for him and will do whatever it takes for Yuuri to get to know him. Even if that means pretending to not know how to skate at all, even though he’s a five-time world champion. VERY cute, lots of fluff, and Victor is hilarious in this. Love!

better than sliced bread by ebenroot, Teen, 8.1k
in which we all assumed yuuri is the one to own a dakimakura but maybe that isn’t entirely the case. LMAOOOOO

Safety Hazards in St. Petersburg by lucycamui, Explicit, 3.7k
In which Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg and Victor discovers just how distracting living with him can be. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH OMG

#KissOrHug by Aurum, Gen, 2.2k
Yuuri and Victor make #Victuri trend worldwide. Phichit accidentally makes it worse. This is is SO cute, it’s a must read!

he was a sk8er boy she said see you l8er boy by bookybookworm, Teen, 14k (WIP)
pika+chu: hello friends
katsudon-yuri: ummm
katsudon-yuri: what is this
pika+chu: this, young yuri, is a group chat

i’m just going to the store by bosbie, Teen, 7.2k
How Victor’s impulsiveness backfires and creates one of the greatest living internet memes to ever come out of Russia. THIS IS AMAZING HAHA

Habit by LFMH021, Teen, 2.8k
Yuuri has developed a habit. Before competitions, whenever he wants to concentrate and exercise at the same time, he faces the wall, braces his forearms on it and then wiggle his hips while trying to recite over and over again his routine. HAHAHAAHA

Turn Backwards on Go by inkwellstars, Not Rated, 5.3k
In which Yuuri and Victor, happily married and retired, find themselves thrown into the past and proceed to mess with everyone. One of the few time travel fics without angst. Super hilarious, too!

Katsuki Yuuri Fan Club by Katyaton, Teen, 2.2k
Yuuri has been adjusting well to life in St. Petersburg, making friends with the Russian skaters and slowly adapting to the new culture. When Viktor starts obsessing over something on his phone, though, Yuuri starts to worry. He suspects it’s something related to him and wants to find out what has Viktor so transfixed, but will the ensuing embarrassment be worth his curiosity? LOLOL

turn it, leave it, stop, format it by ebenroot, Explicit, 19k
“If you want, I can recommend you some security programs that you can download for free and protect your computer. That way, you won’t be at risk of losing these cute photos of your dog even when you browse websites like ‘Luscious Lonely Wives’.” Victor gives one long ‘haa’. “I don’t browse those websites,” he says through his straining smile. SO CUTE AND FUNNY! I love @ebenroot so much!!

lovesick by Ironinkpen, Teen, 2.7k
“Did the doctor send you?” When Yuuri doesn’t reply fast enough, since he’s still gaping like a fish, he turns to Yuri. “Did the doctor send him? Because wow,” He drops his arm and presses his hand to his chest like the dramatic bastard he is. “You’ve got to be the prettiest man I’ve ever seen.”
“Oh my god,” Yuri groans. “Is he hitting on you?” OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS FIC

The Goddamn Tie Has Got To Go by  Katyaton, Teen, 4.5k
Dear God. Yuuri was wearing the tie again.
The powdery blue monstrosity was not only unfashionable (and where did Yuuri even manage to acquire such a tie?), it also reminded Viktor, with shocking clarity, of a sweaty, half naked, pole dancing Yuuri. For the sake of his remaining dignity, Viktor needed to improvise a plan to dispose of it as soon as possible. You have to read this!

Sleep(talk) It Off by cerisecandy, Gen, 1.2k
Where Yuuri sleep-talks, Viktor remains awake and suffers, and another night passes at the Katsuki family inn. Lord have mercy I nearly died while reading this I was in stitches!!!

SkateSquad™ groupchat by stxmph, Teen, 50k (WIP)
(groupchat log of the skate squad) Rec’d by a follower!


If you have any more suggestions, feel free to reply to this post with your favourites!

I feel like the most ridiculously laughable part of this whole thing im seeing is this concept that dan’s video wasn’t as good because phil wasn’t there to help him film/edit. and im like ??? what world have you been living in? They have both said that dan prefers to film alone where phil isn’t watching and can’t hear him unless absolutely necessary? Dan is 26 and has been making high-quality videos for like 8 years now…i think he’s got it figured out. And like, the idea that dan’s editing is the problem here is HILARIOUS. Like have you ever actually edited a video? because it’s really obvious when dan edits a video and it is always exceptionally well done. again, he’s been doing this for 8 years. he doesn’t need ‘editing tips’ from phil, he knows what he’s doing perfectly fine on his own. 

like kill the idea that dan needs phil to be successful. because he absolutely does not. dan is with phil because they make a great team and they care for each other deeply, but don’t mistake that with his artistic abilities relying on phil. because dan’s brand would be completely fine without phil, he has always had a really strong individual brand because his concepts and the execution of his ideas is always brilliantly done. he doesn’t need phil for a successful video.

Still accepting; Ask meme

oh god he looks like a teen. 

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Garcia Flynn. Question his methods, but don’t doubt his motives for a second. For @qqueenofhades - this is all your fault!  Tagging @garciiaflynn as well. 

I don’t always post artwork of my original characters…

…but when I do, they’re drawn on the pages of my Oliver score.  



oh my god guys ! 800 followers? this is so crazy ! it might not seem like alot to some people, but to me, holy shit. i dont even think i know 800 people irl. when i started my blog back in april, i didnt think that i would even get 10 followers. now, over 800 people judge me on every post i make,,, oh god. i consider all of you my friends, and i love every one of you i s2g

alright enough with the sappy shit, now onto the follow forever

first, people who i talk to/am friends with ! (in no particular order, or alphabetical order, screw that)

@punkisdead-lee i love you so damn much and you are the best girlfriend ever ever ever, together forever baby.(yes ofc youre first you nerd)
@danaesthetically-milo youre a great dude and i love talking to you and having late night facetimes with you omg (dont forget about our dog babies)
@cluelesslester-shreya omg youre honestly so sweet and amazing and we are shrek buddies and i love talking to you sm
@fiercehowell@angelphannie@lovebirdlester,@becausedodie,@gayeclipse, @sleeplesslester, @lesterp, @nasaphil, @energeticwarrior, @starinorbit, @volcaniclester- i love each and every one of you, you guys are the best friends ever omg, our gc is fire tbh
@vciero666- aj ! you help me through so much and youre so beautiful and one of the first internet friends i ever got, so thank you for being there for me !!
@abeautifultragic- bri omg! youre the sweetest person i have ever met. and even through bad times, youre so positive and youve influenced me sm and taught me to be happy, ily
@have-a-balloon- fellow queen of enid, youre so fuckin positive and happy, and i wanna grow up to be just like you hhahahahah omg, but for real, youre such a great friend, and ilysm, and we gotta meet someday soon so we can die over gerard way n joshler
@theaterdan-journey, youre a fuckface, but i love u anyway. our 3 day relationship was gREaT but for real, youre a fucking awesome friend, and youre always there for me, not to mention youre fuckin hilarious. love u man

now, here are people that have a+ content

@cringe-attacks (okay you replied to one of my asks when i had like, 20 followers and i flipped out so thank u for that)✨ @lesterdans ✨ @dantlers@thiccphil@winkwinkluke@howelldescent@eatglitterglue@princessdan@deadpeej@dansshibe@danisnotonfuego@leedle-leedle-lester@elliearmstrongg@paradisedan@shingekihowell@astronautdan  ✨ @dodie-oddle@yuri-howell@harryslovelylocks@denimnjh@cocacolalester@phanfathers@girlstalkfvesos@buttercupross@cursivehowell@starryhtml@regionalblurryface@kitchensinktoyou@twinkdan@punkedkittens@roughlester@demonphannie@brightphil@lmaohemmo@phanperra@hibernationhowell@omega-dan@lemongrasshowell@philtrashblr@maxsfreckles@sugardan@sugarlipslester@djhowellmemes@rydenpng@blackparadehowell@cliffosaurus@buildgxd@michaelgclifford@transbabyhowell@lukesphatass@accio-shitpost@imdeletingmyinternethistory@phanniephil@fairlylocalpilots@fairylightfluff@miles-the-meme@sunny-lester@ohhowellno ✨ @obsidianhowell ✨ @they-them@halseysource@grlstalkgrls@pastelmikey@nutmeghowell@ryan-ross-monstercock@gladsyoucame ✨ @fringegaps@sgfgluke@ughoakley  ✨ @alienkiddun@goddesslester@sinningforpanic@celestialcalums@falloutfrog@piercethegingerr@moonsbitch@planethowell@whendodie@vyou@writerlester 

again, thank you so fucking much for 800!!!
i love each and everyone of you

(sorry if i annoyed you with tagging you yikes)

There was one part where we jump on a wire, and Chris fell one time and dropped out of frame somewhere, and I didn’t know where he went. There’s that scene where we blast through the two doors, and at one point, we couldn’t even get through them, and I was like, ‘Oh, here’s America’s hope! We can’t even break through a door.’

chaosandwind  asked:

I was just rereading you Touka headcanons and was there a hint at Touka liking both Mito and Izuna? Because that would be a very nice pairing if all three of them got together in my opinion

That would be a hilarious pairing, omg. 

Here you have Touka, who is all martial prowess and fuck-you attitude, and Mito, who’s cunning and sealing brilliance and political genius. 

And in the middle is Izuna, who is permanently too turned on to function. 

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.