hilary here have this

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“You’re going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.”

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of funny YOI fics? Doesn't need to have much as long as it makes me laugh!!!

I love a good laugh! I have read SO many hilarious fics, here are a few of them where I was dying from laughing so hard!

(The gif was made by @nikiforoov! Thank you!!)


Humor


Bottom’s Up by cryingoverspilledvodka, lucycamui, Teen, 4.3k
At the Grand Prix banquet, Victor’s been asked to sign an autograph for a very enthusiastic fan. Unfortunately, there’s a distinct lack of paper around. Fortunately, Yuuri has a suggestion. This is the best thing I have ever read, I’m still screaming HHAHHAHAHAHA

Amateur or Expert by Watermelonsmellinfellon, Teen, 1.9k
AU where Yuuri is a ice skating instructor and Victor is thirsty for him and will do whatever it takes for Yuuri to get to know him. Even if that means pretending to not know how to skate at all, even though he’s a five-time world champion. VERY cute, lots of fluff, and Victor is hilarious in this. Love!

better than sliced bread by ebenroot, Teen, 8.1k
in which we all assumed yuuri is the one to own a dakimakura but maybe that isn’t entirely the case. LMAOOOOO

Safety Hazards in St. Petersburg by lucycamui, Explicit, 3.7k
In which Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg and Victor discovers just how distracting living with him can be. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH OMG

#KissOrHug by Aurum, Gen, 2.2k
Yuuri and Victor make #Victuri trend worldwide. Phichit accidentally makes it worse. This is is SO cute, it’s a must read!

he was a sk8er boy she said see you l8er boy by bookybookworm, Teen, 14k (WIP)
pika+chu: hello friends
katsudon-yuri: ummm
katsudon-yuri: what is this
pika+chu: this, young yuri, is a group chat

i’m just going to the store by bosbie, Teen, 7.2k
How Victor’s impulsiveness backfires and creates one of the greatest living internet memes to ever come out of Russia. THIS IS AMAZING HAHA

Habit by LFMH021, Teen, 2.8k
Yuuri has developed a habit. Before competitions, whenever he wants to concentrate and exercise at the same time, he faces the wall, braces his forearms on it and then wiggle his hips while trying to recite over and over again his routine. HAHAHAAHA

Turn Backwards on Go by inkwellstars, Not Rated, 5.3k
In which Yuuri and Victor, happily married and retired, find themselves thrown into the past and proceed to mess with everyone. One of the few time travel fics without angst. Super hilarious, too!

Katsuki Yuuri Fan Club by Katyaton, Teen, 2.2k
Yuuri has been adjusting well to life in St. Petersburg, making friends with the Russian skaters and slowly adapting to the new culture. When Viktor starts obsessing over something on his phone, though, Yuuri starts to worry. He suspects it’s something related to him and wants to find out what has Viktor so transfixed, but will the ensuing embarrassment be worth his curiosity? LOLOL

turn it, leave it, stop, format it by ebenroot, Explicit, 19k
“If you want, I can recommend you some security programs that you can download for free and protect your computer. That way, you won’t be at risk of losing these cute photos of your dog even when you browse websites like ‘Luscious Lonely Wives’.” Victor gives one long ‘haa’. “I don’t browse those websites,” he says through his straining smile. SO CUTE AND FUNNY! I love @ebenroot so much!!

lovesick by Ironinkpen, Teen, 2.7k
“Did the doctor send you?” When Yuuri doesn’t reply fast enough, since he’s still gaping like a fish, he turns to Yuri. “Did the doctor send him? Because wow,” He drops his arm and presses his hand to his chest like the dramatic bastard he is. “You’ve got to be the prettiest man I’ve ever seen.”
“Oh my god,” Yuri groans. “Is he hitting on you?” OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS FIC

The Goddamn Tie Has Got To Go by  Katyaton, Teen, 4.5k
Dear God. Yuuri was wearing the tie again.
The powdery blue monstrosity was not only unfashionable (and where did Yuuri even manage to acquire such a tie?), it also reminded Viktor, with shocking clarity, of a sweaty, half naked, pole dancing Yuuri. For the sake of his remaining dignity, Viktor needed to improvise a plan to dispose of it as soon as possible. You have to read this!

Sleep(talk) It Off by cerisecandy, Gen, 1.2k
Where Yuuri sleep-talks, Viktor remains awake and suffers, and another night passes at the Katsuki family inn. Lord have mercy I nearly died while reading this I was in stitches!!!

SkateSquad™ groupchat by stxmph, Teen, 50k (WIP)
(groupchat log of the skate squad) Rec’d by a follower!


If you have any more suggestions, feel free to reply to this post with your favourites!

There was one part where we jump on a wire, and Chris fell one time and dropped out of frame somewhere, and I didn’t know where he went. There’s that scene where we blast through the two doors, and at one point, we couldn’t even get through them, and I was like, ‘Oh, here’s America’s hope! We can’t even break through a door.’

There had been a rustling of leaves and she had disregarded it nonchalantly, it was probably her neighbour’s cat or some other woodland creature scurrying about in the early morning. When she heard it again, this time louder, she decided she had to do something about that annoying animal. Heaving an irritated sigh, she placed her trowel on the ground and stood up, dusting the dirt and grass that clung to her apron. With a scowl deepening on her face as all thought of a relatively peaceful morning were shattered, she strode over to the other end of the garden where the elm tree stood. It was rather old and had been on the property ever since she purchased the land and it decidedly made a rather good spot of shade for an afternoon nap during the hotter seasons.

“Ah, a lovely morning to you, young lady.”

Of course, large trees came with the ever-constant burden of fetching a neighbour’s cat should the dastardly feline decide to become trapped among its branches and refuse to climb down. However, this had to be by far the most ridiculous situation she had been in to date and it was only the beginning of the day. She quirked an eyebrow at the man stuck in the tree – she could safely add men to the usual list of suspects now, she mused sardonically.  

“Would you be as so kind as to help me down? As you can see, I’m in a bit of a… predicament.”

She sighed and rolled her eyes – well, there was always a first for everything.

The AU that caffinatedstory talked to me about on Twitter and all I remembered was air potatoes

archiveofourown.org
1,000 Points From Gryffindor
By Organization for Transformative Works

12 Chapters | R | 25.100

Humour | Drama | Romance | Mystery | Eighth Year

The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry’s suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy’s hoodie.

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Apparently I accidentally deleted this rec or something, so here you have it again because this is hilarious. 

Well-written, lovely characterizations, I loved the new DADA teacher who is just so done with these two. Harry’s theories about Draco’s sweater are ridiculous. Also you don’t wanna miss out on drunk!Harry! Please read, you’ll love it!

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[Stefan’s], like, throwing himself out there, and [Caroline’s] just like, “Back off, son.”

10 songs shuffle tag !! ♡

i was tagged by @kookiemonster123 and @callmeawalkingbtsdaydreamer

> U & me - hyuna
> Fly me to the Moon - frank sinatra
> Company - justin bieber
> Paris - the chainsmokers
> A Supplementary Story: YNWA - bts
> Whalien 52 - bts
> BODY- eric nam
> New Man - ed sheeran
> Do you mind- dj khaled
> Still- the japanese house

tagging @taeflower @hobichims @gigglybts @feledia @therealgaysarebts @sonderofsouls @vixxeroni @notnotoday @ksooslove @awkwardlyjin @softforeveryone @panic-kpop @sugahope-ahri @mimibtsghost 💥🌟 💕 💫 🌻

I wanted to draw a lot of the gaming Youtubers, but decided to draw them all in one spot hanging out…

I watch most of these Youtubers, but not all and I wanted to throw some in there that other people watch as well…

In Attendance:

Bottom Row Left to Right:

Projared   JonTron   Markiplier   Jwittz

Row 2 Left to Right:

Tamashii Hiroka   Smooth Mcgroove   Greg & The Completionist

Row 3 Left to Right:

Jackscepticeye   Yamimash   Muyskerm   Lordminion777

Row 4 Left to Right:

Smosh   The Sw1tcher  (Matt, Pat, and Woolie)

Row 5 Left to Right:

The Game Grumps   (Arin, Dan, Barry, Suzy, Ross, and Kevin)

At the Top Left to Right:

PenutButterGamer   Game Theorists   Tiny Box Tim   Jacques

Thank all of you guys for your awesomeness and hilarious videos about games. Everyone’s videos here have helped me through some though times and stressful situations, making me smile when my days go bad and of course always gave me a good laugh…

So once again to all of you Gaming Youtubers I say…

THANK YOU!!!

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I had planned to finish the comic I was working on but exam training was tiring as hell so all ive drawn is Jmads and TJeff while trying to figure out how to draw them.
So have a few doodles of me trying to draw both of these and utterly failing!
Hope you have a great day~

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

anonymous asked:

gentleman's guide to love and murder au?

Okay, there are SO MANY characters in this musical I don’t think the barrio fam can fit everyone, so we’d have to tweak the story a bit here. Like, maybe Usnavi is an orphan (as usual) and he finds out through Abuela that the De la Vegas were a very aristocratic family, but something happened involving another family and they either all were killed or vanished or fell out of their wealth. And Usnavi is technically the next in line to inherit their fortune. But this ‘other’ family has taken over the De la Vega estate and don’t plan on letting it go anytime soon, meaning that if a proper descendant of the De la Vegas were to show up, they would probably shoot them on sight. Usnavi figures that out the hard way. So basically, the only way to get what is rightfully his, is to get rid of all the people standing in his way, by any means necessary! And along the way he meets the rest of the cast, Vanessa, who he instantly falls in love with, Benny, an old friend who agrees to help him carry out his plans (he wants some action), The Rosarios, who are another aristocratic family and Nina helps use her family influence to help Usnavi, Daniela and Carla, who maybe are servants of the evil family or middle class ladies who provide them with any inside information along with Pete, and of course, Sonny, who’s in an orphanage and Usnavi gets him out of there, finding out they’re cousins and decides to share the wealth with him. Multiple shenanigans, hilarity and murder ensues and in the end, I’m thinking that they restore the De la Vega family name and since it had been so long, the evil family had used up most of their money, but it’s enough for Usnavi and Sonny to live comfortably as middle class citizens and help their friends as well, and everything’s good.

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we will never know…

For the best person in the world @rniq

“36 million dressers are being recalled because 6 children died in 27 years. Who’s telling them that thing about weapons?” (x)

America: Where you have to regulate furniture because people can’t be trusted to properly attach it to a wall as the instructions tell you to but gun regulation just isn’t fucking possible.

This may only be a rough color study for the Earth Aequis in the planet-inspired group, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pleased with the direction it’s heading.

Going to have to experiment with varying trad media to see which direction I want to go.