hilary duff so yesterday

things 2 do when u hit rock bottom horoscopes
  • aries: it's time that u took the leadership role of that secret undercover society you've been fake ignoring 4 so long. like sure u know ur a team player but u were destined to be the leader plus steve wasn't doing shit anyway fuck steve ur gonna be on fuckin tv
  • taurus: u did a gr8 job at keeping shit 2gether when everyone flaked off but hey this wasn't ur responsibility people are gonna learn the hard way so now is ur time to party down hard and make out with the hottie near the water feature as the good lord intended bless u
  • gemini: go hella baller and disappoint ur fam by following ur dreams u were gonna upset them anyway but at least you'll b working with your own guide lines also enjoy the quieter moments in life but embrace the chaos. steal your exes car and watch it burn to hilary duff's so yesterday
  • cancer: it is ok to let it all out for once u don't owe strength to anyone like if walking alone on a beach for a week sobbing it all out is gonna help u do it just drink a lot of water and make sure some one is feeding u along the way also call ur loved ones some time soon they miss u
  • leo: ur generous as hell but 4 too long theres been to many fuckwads taking advantage of ur kindness don't be afraid to ditch ppl who don't nourish u, the people deserving of your warmth and devotions are those who will meet u @ rock bottom, ur a human ligh bulb anyway so
  • virgo: go the fuck off virgo. u've tried the whole diplomatic garbage fest and all that's handed u is fucking chad stealing ur house and ur car so fuck u chad but u have nothing to lose here call out everyone's bullshit, make that fucking burn book and rise from the flames RISE
  • libra: look at u with ur rad people skills and ur diplomacy and the whole life of the party but where are the those parties at rock bottom? guess what u don't owe everyone ur attention or empathy pick a side this time PICK YOUR SIDE
  • scorpio: u don't owe people the kind of goodness you're performing to those who are gonna read u wrong anyway, if people don't get that you're a charming and complex and emotional being then fuck them fuck them all it is ur party 2 day and u can do what ever u want
  • sagittarius: 2 many assholes worked hard on putting u down but just bc ur @ rock bottom doesn't mean you've lost out on ur pursuit, take it as a hibernation phase bc when u get out there again ur gonna be haunting them in aesthetically displeasing dreams for the rest of their weenie lives
  • capricorn: everyone's looking at u down here like "how the fuck did u get here" bc ur a capricorn, u don't plan for failure u took every step to not have failure buess what, u did and u know what ur gonna do? ur gonna take failure by the horns and say "i'm not afraid of u" go hella baller
  • aquarius: ur one of the few people who'll look at rock bottom and start thinking about how can u make life better for people down here. idk what is with u being a natural humanitarian and all but in a world that likes to knock the shit out of tenderness and empathy, u got that locked down.
  • pisces: u c the thing about u is that u probs knew that rock bottom was gonna happen eventually so while every1 else is pity buying a pet shark u already figured out how ur gonna spend your time here and before anyone else decided to waddle out, you've bounced back in a way THAT NO ONE EXPECTED BC UR A PISCES
mbti types as early 2000s hits

ESFJ: Oops!…I Did It Again, Britney Spears

INTP: Hips Don’t Lie, Shakira 

ISTJ: Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Green Day

ENTP: Hollaback Girl, Gwen Stefani

ISFP: Ignition, R. Kelly

INFP: So Yesterday, Hilary Duff

ESFP: Hamster Dance, Hampton the Hamster

ESTP: Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne

ENTJ: Bye Bye Bye, *NSYNC

ESTJ: Get Low, Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz  

INTJ:  Girls & Boys, Good Charlotte

ENFP: All-Star, Smash Mouth

ISTP: How You Remind Me, Nickelback

INFJ: A Thousand Miles, Vanessa Carlton

ISFJ: This Love, Maroon 5

ENFJ: Hey Ya, Outkast

a mix for bobbi & hunter. they ain’t dead, but i’m mourning their loss. [listen]

the takeover, the breaks over fall out boy ● this means war marianas trench ● mamma mia meryl streep ● i love you avril lavigne ● i want it that way backstreet boys ● you shook me all night long acdc ● i’d come for you nickelback ● wish you were here avril lavigne ● hello adele ● so yesterday hilary duff ● here’s to us halestorm ● damned if i do ya (damned if i don’t) all time low ● waking up in vegas katy perry ● i hate myself for loving you joan jett & the blackhearts ● heart attack demi lovato ● satisfaction guaranteed alyssa reid ● haven’t had enough marianas trench ● everything sucks simple plan ● hush emily osment & josh ramsay ● my dilemma selena gomez & the scene ● get back demi lovato ● guitar string / wedding ring carley rae jepsen ● a change would do you good sheryl crow ● man killer hedley ● love you goodbye one direction ● begin again taylor swift ● sour candy carley rae jepsen & josh ramsay ● still fallin hunter hayes ● every rose bret michaels you’re still the one shania twain ● everything has changed taylor swift feat. ed sheeran ● come wake me up rascal flatts ● faithfully journey 

A playist for Perrie Edwards (or anyone finally free);

001. Boy-Little Mix || 002.  Ring Off- Beyoncé || 003. Take a bow- Rihanna  ||004. Independent Woman Pt.1- Destiny’s Child ||005. U + Ur Hand- Pink ||006. My Happy Ending- Avril Lavingne || 007. Survivor- Destiny’s Child ||008.  Stronger- Britney Spears || 009. How Ya Doin’?- Little Mix  ||010. Irreplaceable- Beyoncé ||011. Since U Been Gone- Kelly Clarkson || 012. Hole In The Head-Sugarbabes || 013. Get Over You- Sophie Elis Bextor  || 014. So Yesterday- Hilary Duff  ||

(playlist)

Everyone said ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜• Hilary Duff ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŒธ was So Yesterday โœ‹๐Ÿ‘‹, but now she is telling all of her fans to Wake Up ๐Ÿ‘€โ€ผ๏ธ, because it is time to Play With Fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ again. Why Not โ‰๏ธ just Reach โžก๏ธ Out and Fly ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ธ? This is What Dreams โ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ Are Made Of, so don't ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ be a Stranger ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆโœจ, and Come Clean๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿšฟ! The Tide is High ๐ŸŒŠ ๐ŸŒŠ and it's time to be Chasing the Sun ๐ŸŒ… โ˜€๏ธ ! And always ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ, do it With Love! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–

~ and i won’t even miss you ~
a playlist for when you are just worth so much more
(
alternatively: a mix for when you are radiant and beautiful and exuding confidence and your ex looks like the off-brand silly putty that you tossed under your bed six years ago)

  • fuck you/gonna get over yousara bareilles, gives you hellthe all-american rejects, i don’t carefall out boy, shake it offtaylor swift, i love iticona pop, i may be rude but i’m the truth cobra starship, shut up and let me gothe ting tings, miss ukitty, so yesterdayhilary duff

RETROGRADE: a early to mid-2000s nostalgic mix for those who are riddled with angst and would rather sink than call brad for help

01. “Take Me Away” - Fefe Dobson | 02. “Piece of Me” - Ashlee Simpson | 03. “Ring the Alarm” - Beyonce | 04. “Potential Breakup Song” - Aly & AJ | 05. “Untouched” - The Veronicas | 06. “Too Little Too Late” - Jojo | 07. “So Yesterday” - Hilary Duff | 08. “Why Can’t I” - Liz Phair | 09. “All You Wanted” - Michelle Branch | 10. “Emergency” - Paramore | 11. “Say My Name” - Destiny’s Child | 12. “U + Ur Hand” - Pink | 13. “Like a Boy” - Ciara | 14. “Over” -  Lindsay Lohan | 15. “Complicated” - Avril Lavigne | 16. “Behind These Hazel Eyes” - Kelly Clarkson | 17. “Try” - Nelly Furtado | 18. “Everytime” - Britney Spears