hilarious lines

Also, cause I’m feeling nostalgic now, here are some Iconic™ asoue movie quotes from Olaf to consider:

- “Mr. Poe, I will raise these children as if they were actually wanted.”
- “My dear…” *looks at smudged writing on hand* “…Violet.”
- “The little udders are, uh, hard to locate…”
- “Puttanesca.” “What did you call me?
- “Children are, uh, strange and foreign to me. I never really was one.”
- “Hello. I am going on a perfectly innocent ride through the country with my kids. Whom I love.”
- “Beef, yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”
- “I am Stephano. I am an Italian man.”
- “Who is this incredibly handsome Count Olaf I keep hearing about?”

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i need one of these gigantic dragon trees on my team right now

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365 days of rory gilmore: day 60
└ 1.21 // 5.02

I’m fucking laughing I was trying to look something up on minimus ambus’ wiki page, but I didn’t get very far because the very first line is

fuck man, he sure is, he sure is a tiny dude

now I want an au where everything is the same but everywhere and everytime ultra magnus’ name is used it’s replaced with ‘tiny dude’

Tiny Dude, duly-appointed enforcer of the Tyrest Accord

Top 10 Best (or most memorable) Parts of Tonight’s Episode:

1.  Giving me a low-key priest kink with Sam and Dean looking stupidly attractive in their padre outfits.  

2.  Right before an episode full of heavy religious overtones just to make me feel extra guilty about it.  Dick move, writers.

3.  Dean being a jealous baby about his boyfriend hanging out with his ex.

4.  Dean being a temperamental grump in general, and carefully toeing the line between hilarious and heartbreaking in true Winchester fashion. 

(Seriously, though, he just wants his mommy back and it’s giving me all the feels.)

5.  “Do you know God, gentlemen?” 

“We’re besties!” 

Only on Supernatural. 

6.  Dean struggling to climb the fence, immediately followed by Sam calmly walking around it.   

7.  Sam being empathetic and comforting towards Magda.

8.  Magda hugging Sam, my beautiful gentle moose child.  In an ideal world, he would be a troubled youth councilor, and he would be amazing at it.

9.  Magda in general.  

10. “I’ll always be Mom.”  It’s not like I needed my heart. 

Dishonorable mention:  KILLING MAGDA.  SCREW YOU, HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SUCK BAGS.  AND SCREW YOU, WRITERS.   

ok but

Princess Tutu, ep. 3, that one with Ebine-san and the restaurant

And the shard says: “…because having your fill of every kind of delicious food is pure happiness”

Does that mean that Mytho is actually that type who`s eating his troubles away? 
Like, after he gained his heart back, he`s just nervously consuming every bit of food in sight if anything bad happens? A fight with Rue - go eat a piece of cake. Prince`s duties are hard - have an extra greasy meal. A kingdom attacked by a next door country? Raid the castle kitchen!