hilarious lesbians

Casually walks to my group of friends with my girlfriend, who they haven’t met, beside me.

Friends: We tried calling you but you weren’t picking up. Where were you yesterday?

Me: I was too busy doing homework

Friends: *nods* okay… *turns to my girlfriend* Hi, I don’t think we’ve met. What’s your name?

Girlfriend: *holds a hand out to shake* I’m homework

Sometimes when people lie to me I just stare at them and I really want to ask, “Is that what you’re going with? You sure you don’t want to try a little harder or maybe try the truth?” But then I’m just so amazed they think I’m that stupid that I just roll with it and realistically have black listed them in my mind.

  • lance: why don't you go hang out with your ~girlfriend~ keith >:s
  • keith, confused: lance im gay
  • pidge: lance he's gay
  • shiro: lance he's gay
  • the mice: lance he's gay
  • coran: lance he's gay
  • allura: lance IM GAY
  • zarkon: lance he's gay
  • haggar: NO GAYS IN MY SPACE NOPE HOMOSEXUALITY IS FAKE AF YALL AINT COMING NEAR THIS EMPIRE
  • lance: lance you're bi
The Lesbian Feminist

Being both a lesbian and a feminist can sometimes be difficult. When the lesbian in me sees a beautiful woman, I instantly stare at her “everything” and think dirty thoughts. But the feminist in me then shows up and mentally cuffs me in the back of the head and yells, “she is a woman, not a piece of meat you animal!”

The internal struggle is real.