Sometimes when people lie to me I just stare at them and I really want to ask, “Is that what you’re going with? You sure you don’t want to try a little harder or maybe try the truth?” But then I’m just so amazed they think I’m that stupid that I just roll with it and realistically have black listed them in my mind.
Being both a lesbian and a feminist can sometimes be difficult. When the lesbian in me sees a beautiful woman, I instantly stare at her “everything” and think dirty thoughts. But the feminist in me then shows up and mentally cuffs me in the back of the head and yells, “she is a woman, not a piece of meat you animal!”