hilarious guys

I read some winged!Dirk fics (AKA literal icarus AUs) 

AU where Dirk grows wings while in Blackwing, so he never learns how to use them and can’t fly with them even though he could if he could 

the weirdest things honestly happen in my school like back in the spring, this guy in my grade randomly started selling these seafood restaurant jackets for $3 and everyone started buying and wearing them to school. the administrators even had to ban him from selling it on school grounds at one point

EVEN MY PROMPOSAL WAS RELATED TO IT

Reasons to Love AmazingPhil

#166: “I usually eat gummy bears two at a time because they need a friend when they’re dying.”