high wide and handsome

country singer bitty accidentally writes a hit about nhl player jack

Based on this post about the inspiration for Dolly Parton’s Jolene, which is somehow even gayer than the song itself. Bless you, Dolly.

It had started out so innocently.

Bitty had been tired after hours of this meet n’ greet, and when that tall drink of water walked up to get his autograph, Bitty couldn’t help the words that tumbled out of his mouth.

“Gosh, well aren’t you the most handsome fella I’ve ever seen,” he said, reached for the outstretched CD–CD! Who even bought CDs anymore?–and readied his Sharpie. “What’s your name, hun?”

“Uh, Jack,” the man said, pretty eyes going wide. If he’d been more awake, Bitty might’ve felt bad for making a fan uncomfortable. But if this Jack really were a fan, then he certainly wouldn’t have a problem with another man complimenting him. And besides, he was handsome, with his wide shoulders and high cheekbones and eyes as blue as the summer sky.

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a jim kirk fanmix // LISTEN

  1. “farther” - great lakes
  2. “what am i becoming?” - pop etc.
  3. “american slang” - the gaslight anthem
  4. “miracle mile” - cold war kids
  5. “the speedway motor racers club” - steel train
  6. “home” - the great northern
  7. “you’re a wolf” - sea wolf
  8. “high wide & handsome” - loudon wainwright III
  9. “midwestern dirt” - dear & the headlights
  10. “watch the sky” - something corporate
  11. “make it” - snakehips
  12. “top” - hoonch
  13. “still” - great lakes swimmers
  14. “stranger” - miles
  15. bonus track: “shoot down the stars” - gym class heroes

The Trishas - Little Sweet Cigars

Kitten love || @matthewdoesrp


In the middle of the woods sat an abandoned lab, one that was over run by plants, trees, and animals. There were broken and worn out equipment on all three floors, but on the second floor there was in singular green glowing tube one that stood about 6 feet or so high and was 4feet wide and in his tube there was a young handsome man floating in it untouched by time kept alive by he machine beside the tube and the liquid inside. He had been created by the scientist many years ago but this man wasn’t human since he had been spliced with cat DNA and now had a tail and ears. Even before the DNA splicing he wasn’t human, he didn’t have a mother or father and for some reason he was left behind.

(Plot idea: your muse is hikeing and comes across the lab decides to explore it and comes across Avery, he presses the release button (for whatever reason you want) and when Avery sees him he automatically imprints on your muse and becomes attached something along those likes)