Okay Kaiba, if you’re such an expert on fashion, let’s break down some of your outfits.
A purple trench coat over a green dress shirt and green pants. Stylin color combination.
A sleeveless white trench
coat (is that even a thing? do they make sleeveless trench coats?) with red lining, a high collar, studs, and pointy shoulder pads. Worn over
a black shirt, black pants made of what looks like–what, leather, rubber?
–with a pair of
belts tied around each leg, matching belts around each arm, some kind of funky metal bracelets…
…and heels. Guess that explains why his height varies wildly from shot to shot.
Best-of-Both-Worlds Trench Coat: even purpler than Trench Coat 1, and with even
pointier shoulder pads than Trench Coat 2. Worn over a black turtleneck, with the same bracelet/arm cuff/whatever thingies from outfit #2.
This ensemble shows up a lot in scenes where he’s in his office doing day-to-day Kaiba Corp business.
Maybe he thinks the loafers make it business casual.
Roman and the Usos being the rowdiest boys to put office furniture together.
Dean likes to trade vodka bottles.
Roman and Seth are getting along better.
Roman saying the Shield broke up too early, but saying “hell no” to a reunion.
Roman being thankful that he was “a fatass” when he went to Canada for football, because it meant him being released and going to wrestling.
Roman shaving his head to reinvent himself.
Roman talking about how he had a fat booty.
Roman feeling like he’s the pick of the litter and now going one on one with Undertaker.
He gives absolutely no fucks if you boo him or not.
He tells the younger guys to work the camera because it’s the magic of cinematography.
He loved throwing Undertaker over the top rope at the Royal Rumble.
Roman and Jericho are Game of Thrones buddies and not “
amateurs” when it comes to trivia.
Josh (one of the Usos) telling Roman that the people in this company are trying to accomplish what Roman has already done and that made him think.
Roman was a stud in high school.
Roman swears a lot and I love it.
Roman knew Brock was gonna beat the fuck outta him which is why he pissed him off and made it a fight.
Roman’s mom cries during his matches and texts him because they’re too intense.
Roman ran into Bret Hart backstage after Brock v. Roman at WM31 and Bret said “instant classic” to their match. (And we all know Bret is Roman’s favorite.)
Roman and Sheamus are good friends after their championship feud.
“Shield hugs” are a thing and have happened several times. Remember when they performed at a house show and took a helicopter to RAW? SHIELD hug.
Roman loves his last man standing match with the Big Show and championship match with Triple H at Wrestlemania 32.
He knows exactly how Chicago and Philly feel about him.
They have traveled the world and seen nothing, but the show is theirs.
Roman impersonating some wisdom he got from Dream. “He has it and he can’t get rid of it if he tried.” So, to all the haters that say he has no charisma and shit on him on Twitter, Dream believed in Roman so “fuck you”.